AGW Today: Cattle Burps, Eating Habits, And Missing Children
Posted on October 6, 2008
Burps? BURPS? What about far…..
That cattle herd sitting in the middle of the road, contently chewing away as you honk, is not just traffic nuisance. Research has revealed that cattle belching is speeding up global warming as well!
Methane, which ruminating animals like cattle and sheep emit during their digestive cycle when they belch, and nitrous oxide (N2O) that is emitted from its manure, has 21 times and 310 times respectively greater potential of causing global warming than the carbon dioxide being emitted from your vehicle’s exhaust pipe.
What about the output from the other end? Anyhow, it is just another way of pushing centralized control, and mimicking one of the worst movies ever made
CLIMATE change is likely to deprive us of the pleasures of eating beef and lamb, instead forcing us to contemplate platefuls of kangaroo meat and threatening another Australian table staple — seafood.
Because those food sources do not fart as much as cows, pigs, goats, and the other normal farm animals that are providing meat for the world. Until that is modified, so that no one should eat an animal. By law. Then it will be sea creatures. Soon, cannibalism will be the best option.
On the heels of a suggestion that people cut meat once a week from their diets to curb global warming comes a British university study — supposedly the most in-depth of its kind — urging meat and dairy rationing.
That would be four small portions of meat and one liter (1.06 quarts) of milk a week to avoid cataclysmic climate change, according to a four-year study by the Food Climate Research Network at the University of Surrey near London.
The objective is to reduce greenhouse gas emissions. It’s further recommended that alcohol, chocolate and other “low-nutritional” items be reduced. We suppose a food-misery index is out of the question.
Now they the food staples covered. It’s also a great way to wack St. Valentine’s Day. Oh, and normal weddings. Sunday football. Going to a baseball game. Backyard barbecue’s. Things these Climahysterics hate.
Scientists at the Mulberry Institute of Practical Sciences believe they have uncovered a new and even more destructive contributer to the world global warming crisis. According to their findings the surge of dead and missing children across the World over the past decade is greatly to blame for the climate changes now affecting the entire globe.
Dean of Science Harold Beauwanker explains, “The World has an epidemic on it’s hands. The number of kidnapped, missing and murdered children has risen to unthinkable proportions. How does that equate to global warming? Candlelight vigils. Over the past decade our weather satellites have been picking up a strangely increasing overland phenomenon which has turned out to be candlelight vigils.”
Horror!
That last one may be a spoof, but, only because the Climahysterics haven’t thought of it yet.
Crossed at Pirate’s Cove, where if it moves, we’ll eat it.
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Cattle belching? How horrible! My God, how in the world did we survive the grave climactic threats of dinosaur farts? Or millions of bison expelling gas on the Great Plains?
I know what is the cause of all of the world’s problems- overpopulation. Just kill at least 2 people in every houshold once a year and the problem is solved!
No, no, Panday, computer models at the Goracle Institute show that all animals up till 1980 belched clean oxygen with a fresh pine scent.
We can start with people who still have Kerry/Edwards: A Stronger America bumper stickers
I’m a vegetarian, and I do believe the core of this argument is correct. Vehicle emissions are a small fraction of greenhouse gas emissions, and methane is a large cause of it.
That said, this is exactly why I’m firmly against any type of regulations on carbon emissions– they’re absolutely pointless unless the cause of the problem is dealt with. Carbon emissions are a tiny fraction of methane emissions.
For the record, I also attend weddings, backyard barbecues, football parties, baseball games and have a fine time on Valentine’s Day without any problems as a vegetarian.
Interesting, though, that they no one mentions anything about the massive amounts of methane lying in the ocean beds, or that it is believed that warming and release of said methane may have contributed to global warming loooong loooong ago.
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20080927/Methane_Climate_20080926/20080927
Environmental changes are cyclic, and although we’re probably not helping, we’re not the cause.
Oh, I won’t disagree, Libertarian Girl, methane is the largest output of greenhouse gases from man, coming from agriculture and garbage dumps. Not much can be done with agriculture, even if we switched to a vegetarian diet, since plants release methane, too. We could do something about garbage dumps, though
Just to be clear, I am not making fun of vegatarians, but, climahysterics who are vegetarians who want to force everyone else to live their lives a certain way.
You are correct on the methane on ocean beds, particularly around the Mid Atlantic Trench, where the vulcanism has been more active then normal, melting the methane beds, Angie.