Funny Signs
Anesthesiologist's business card:
When you care enough to sleep with the very best.
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
In a Podiatrist's office:
Time wounds all heels.
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At a Proctologist's door:
To expedite your visit please back in.
On a Plumber's truck:
We repair what your husband fixed.
On another Plumber's truck:
Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
On a Church's Billboard:
7 days without God makes one weak.
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
Invite us to your next blowout.
At a Towing company:
We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
On an Electrician's truck:
Let us remove your shorts.
In a Non-Smoking Area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
On a Maternity Room door:
Push. Push. Push.
At an Optometrist's Office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
On a Taxidermist's window:
We really know our stuff.
On a Fence:
Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!
At a Car Dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.
Outside a Muffler Shop:
No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
At the Electric Company
We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be.
In a Restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.
At a Propane Filling Station:
Thank Heaven for little grills.
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
Drive carefully. We'll wait.
When you care enough to sleep with the very best.
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
In a Podiatrist's office:
Time wounds all heels.
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At a Proctologist's door:
To expedite your visit please back in.
On a Plumber's truck:
We repair what your husband fixed.
On another Plumber's truck:
Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
On a Church's Billboard:
7 days without God makes one weak.
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
Invite us to your next blowout.
At a Towing company:
We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
On an Electrician's truck:
Let us remove your shorts.
In a Non-Smoking Area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
On a Maternity Room door:
Push. Push. Push.
At an Optometrist's Office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
On a Taxidermist's window:
We really know our stuff.
On a Fence:
Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!
At a Car Dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.
Outside a Muffler Shop:
No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
At the Electric Company
We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be.
In a Restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.
At a Propane Filling Station:
Thank Heaven for little grills.
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
Drive carefully. We'll wait.
[ Author Unknown -- from Diane Dean White ( Thelamb212 at aol.com ) ]
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