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Sunday, October 12, 2008

Evan Longoria Apologized Before You Knew He Had To

After more than a week of hard feelings and heightened emotions, Evan Longoria has finally apologized for calling Dominicans uneducated quasi-Latinos.

Wait, you hadn't heard about that? That's because, as far as I can tell anyway, the uproar and the apology seem to be confined to the Spanish speaking press.

On October 2nd, Longoria gave an interview to Dave Brown of Big League Stew. The only thing I noticed coming out of that interview at the time was some pissiness on Longoria's part about not wanting to be asked questions about Eva Longoria anymore. Big deal.

But then he was asked about the mohawks, and I'll admit that I totally missed this on my first skim through:

Q: Who on this team should not have gotten a Mohawk, no matter how much a team guy he wanted to be?

EL: Well, he still doesn't have one. Carlos [Pena]. And I told him not to. He asked me multiple times if he should get one. I just don't think he'll look good with it. He's the clean-cut Latin guy on our team. I guess it's debatable if he's Latin or not. He is Dominican. I told him not to.

Q: Has he been in the United States "too long" to be considered Latino anymore?

EL: I don't even look at him as Dominican, and that's nothing against Dominicans, but he's been in the States for so long — he went to high school and college here — in the States. He's very well educated and it's tough for me to look at him and think he came from the Dominican.

Got that? Longoria said he doesn't think of Carlos Pena as a Dominican because "he's very well educated," and isn't sure if Dominicans -- or possibly Dominicans who have been in the U.S. for a long time like Pena has -- should be considered Latino in the first place.

I hadn't heard of any uproar over it, but our neighbors to the south were apparently not happy with that answer. So not happy that Longoria was forced to issue an apology over it (other variations on the theme, all of them in Spanish, can be found here, here, and here). I Googled my little heart out and couldn't find anything about it in English. Just an utter non-story outside of the ESPN Deportes demographic.

Which it probably should be. I have no idea what lurks in the heart of Evan Longoria, but I tend to give people the initial benefit of the doubt when it comes to saying dumbass things, mostly because I and most other humans say dumbass things all the time. If (a) your words seem more clueless than malicious; (b) you don't have a track record of unenlightened speech or behavior; and (c) you apologize relatively promptly and sincerely without the aid of three spokesmen and a lawyer, I'm probably going to give you a pass. Longoria's past, his words, and then his apology all seem to fit that description.

But I am a bit surprised that no one jumped on that before now and that, as of Sunday night anyway, no one in the English speaking press has noticed the apology and then done the backfill as to what fomented it in the first place.

BONUS! It's been 16 years since I've used Spanish to do anything other than order a third margarita (I'm sober enough for the first two to know not to act like a moron), so I needed a little help reading the linked ESPNDeportes article. While I eventually just asked a Spanish speaker I know to give me the gist, I first took a total shot in the dark and ran it through Babelfish, which is always fun. In this case I got the usual gibberish, but there was one stone cold awesome bit of literal translation that is going to stick with me forever:

“It would try to offend to somebody by its nationality, race or color, never" added the antesalista of the Rays of Tampa Bay, while it was prepared to face the Red Averages of Boston in Tropicana Field.
The Red Averages! Now that's something I hope to see on a sign in New Yankee Stadium next season.

Many, many thanks to ShysterBall reader Utpal Sandasara who tipped me off to the whole thing and shot me the links.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Great Moments in Guilty Consciences

It's never too late to do the right thing:
Bob Natiello, who grew up in the Crown Heights section of Brooklyn, is a retired New York advertising executive living in Sedona, Ariz. But in a letter to me not long ago, he pleaded guilty to his life of crime as a turnstile boy at Ebbets Field in 1944, when a seventh-place Dodgers team played there. Instead of turning over his confession to the authorities, I’m reprinting much of it here, with his permission, as a lesson to anyone who may be tempted to betray an employer . . .

. . . “When we close the gate, the ticket taker says: ‘Meet me by the hot dog stand under the third-base ramp in half an hour.’ I don’t think twice about accepting the folded bills he hands me. ‘This is your share. Don’t let on where you got it.’ It’s clear now: the ticket-seller resold the retained tickets and pocketed the money. I’m happy to pick up an extra three dollars” . . .

. . . “I’ve discovered, that there is no statute of limitations on conscience,” Natiello wrote. “To ease mine, the enclosed $100 check, payable to the Los Angeles Dodgers, should wipe the slate clean. It includes a reasonable amount to cover six decades of accrued interest. I hope it’s enough to atone for the $6 larceny that took place over 60 years ago.”
Unfortunately it didn't atone. To the contrary, the Dodgers have exploited a little known loophole in the statute of limitations, have pressed criminal charges against him, and are suing him for fraud and conversion.

True story.

Salinas Loved Joe Maddon

Folks in Salinas, California have fond memories of Rays' manager Joe Maddon, who played for the Salinas Angels in 1977 and 1978:
"Back then minor leaguers were paid about $300 to $500 per month,'' former Salinas general manager Pete Ciccarelli said from his Capitola home. "Two or three guys would get together and get a place to live and split the rent. "But in Joe's case, guys would bid to get him as a roommate because he was such a good cook.'' He was famous for his spaghetti dinners . . .

. . . Maddon was not only a hungry teammate's best friend, but he was also a general manager's go-to guy. "If I needed someone to make an appearance at the Monte Mart in Seaside, Joe was the guy who would do it,'' Ciccarelli said. "He was the most popular player on the team. He would talk to everybody. If you wanted to talk to Joe, just go down to the bullpen and talk to him. He gave clinics, talked to Little League teams, did just about everything" . . .

. . . Maddon spent much of his off-season in Salinas and eventually married, and divorced, a Salinas girl by the name of Betty.


Cookin' spaghetti! Pleasin' Ciccarelli! Lovin' the Bettys! Joe Maddon did it all!

Friday, October 10, 2008

Bad News

Charlie Manuel's mother died today. It's never a good time for that to happen, but what a particularly bad time this is.

No word on whether he'll be in the dugout this afternoon. No question that isn't the most important thing in the world.

Hats On, Gloves Off

If you thought McCain's attacks on Obama were getting ugly, take a look at John Kerry's attacks on his Republican opponent in the U.S. Senate race in Massachusetts:
Republican Jeff Beatty's campaign responded Friday to the Kerry campaign's earlier charge that he roots for the New York Yankees, accusing the Kerry campaign of dodging questions and engaging in smear tactics.

In response to Beatty's call for an examination of Kerry's ties to bailout insurance company AIG, Brigid O'Rourke, a spokeswoman for the Boston Democrat, told the Boston Globe: "In case Jeff Beatty hasn't noticed, that AIG stock he's talking about isn't looking so hot these days - sort of like his favorite baseball team, the New York Yankees."

I'm going to go on record as saying that I voted for John Kerry in 2004, but if the response of his campaign to questions about the AIG bailout are to accuse his opponent of rooting for the Yankees because he wore a Yankees hat when he was evacuated from Grenada over 25 years ago (click through for pic), well, screw him.

Curses

You know, if I were the editor of a major newspaper like the Los Angeles Times and one of my sportswriters came to me with a column idea about a new "curse," I'd probably bust him down to the mail room for a week. It's not insightful. It's not original. It's blather designed to fill column inches because the writer has nothing else to say.

Newspapers are dying for a lot of reasons, but one of the reasons no one mentions is that papers start by having a set space to fill and search for content to fill it as opposed to first finding content worth publishing and then searching for space to run it.

ALCS/NLCS Roundtables

I participated in a roundtable discussion about the ALCS over at FanHouse, the results of which can be read here.

There was an NLCS one as well, and though it is now at least 1/7 obsolete, it can be read here.

In Case You Were Confused

The Sarasota Herald-Tribune has posted a very handy comparison between the cities of Boston and St. Petersburg. Note the most excellent trash talking in many of the entries.

Rest Easy

I know many of you have worried about Scott Boras in the year since all of that ugliness regarding A-Rod's opt-out fiasco. "Is he OK? Does he need a hug," you've asked yourself, wondering if there's anything to do to ease his pain.

No worries. He's fine.

There. Now don't you feel better?

Lowe Jammed his Wrist

In last night's liveblog I said that Lowe somehow looked different pitching in the fifth and sixth innings than he did in innings one through four. Seems there may have been a reason for that. According to Plaschke, Lowe jammed his wrist while batting in the fourth. I didn't see it -- probably because I was busy trying to come up with lame jokes -- but if he did, it would explain why his sinker seemed to spin more than sink.

NLCS Game 1 Quasi-Live Blog

This isn't technically a liveblog in that I didn't post my entries as I wrote them. That's because I was about a half hour behind live action, watching the game on DVR. That's the sort of thing you do when you have kids who don't have the decency to go to bed until after the game starts. But, as always, I assure you that this was not edited to make me sound smarter or clairvoyant or anything. Aside from a quick spellcheck and a very superficial once-over, this was how I was writing it as it happened.

Pregame

Welcome back to playoff baseball on FOX! Here's the rule: take a drink every time an extreme closeup of a fan or a player in the dugout (a) catches a nose hair; or (b) causes viewers to actually miss a pitch.

Kevin Kennedy had better watch his back: Mark Grace's fu-manchu is catching up!

I think they need a bigger American flag in the outfield. The one they're using for the pregame ceremonies just isn't doing enough to express the concept of patriotism.

Kennedy almost called Manny Ramirez a clubhouse "leader," obviously caught himself and said "presence" instead. It was nice of Kevin to keep Boston fans' heads from exploding like that.

You know, I sort of like the DirectTV commercials that recreate famous movie scenes, but I gotta tell ya, I don't like the Poltergeist one because it just reminds me that the little blonde girl who played Carol Anne died a horrible young death. Bummer.

Joe Buck has the same kind of hair I had when I was in my early 20s. Wispy. Swoopy. Temporarily covering up the fact that he will soon be as bald as a cueball.

Larry Bowa managed to announce the lineup without dropping an F-bomb. The meds must be working.

Top of the 1st

Ryan Howard beats Rafael Furcal in a looong footrace to the bag. He's probably gassed for the night now.

Joe Torre's watch has more gold than many Incan cities.

The crowd was probably over-cheering strike one on Manny, but man did he shut 'em up with that double. That's out if he hits it anywhere else in the park.

You know, I love me some Manny, but the Dodger uniform has always seemed crisper and neater than any other team's, and he really sloppies it up.

Charlie Manual's gin blossoms really pop out at you in HD, don't they?

Loney's flyout to right gives us a great shot of the out-of-town scoreboard which, along with the very similar one in Pittsburgh, is the best in any stadium.

Bottom of the 1st
Harry Kalas' voice is soooooo freaakkinn cooool. I wish he were doing this game for FOX instead of just reading lineups.

What is this theme music they're playing over the advertiser IDs? It sounds like something I've heard on an Oscar telecast, so I'm assuming it's from a movie, but I can't place it.

As I mentioned yesterday, Derek Lowe is about six weeks older than me, and he was born in Dearborn, Michigan, which is where my grandmother lived when I was a kid. I wonder if I ever played with him in Hemlock Park when I was down visiting her. I think I'm going to start telling people that I did.

Slick play by DeWitt.

Top of the 2nd

Casey Blake is about six weeks younger than me. He was born in Des Moines. I've never been there. Maybe I met him that summer I was on the traveling league, though. Ah, probably not. Blake doesn't look like he was ever much of a bowler.

Derek Lowe is up and Rosenthal and McCarver make a good point regarding how much timing plays into free agent contracts. Lowe had a walk year in 2004 and again this year, each time posting seasons that will end up having made him a lot of money. Somewhere Ben Sheets is throwing beer cans at the TV. Well, he would be if he didn't hurt his arm at the tail end of his walk year.

Bottom of the 2nd

McCarver is talking about that sinkerballers-can't-have-too-much-rest thing. Hasn't that been debunked? At least negatively in that the idea that short rest is good for a sinkerballer has been discredited? I need an intern to track this stuff down.

I always wonder how guys like Milt Thompson get gigs as hitting coaches. He was a career below-average hitter with no power stroke. If he had some insights on hitting, wouldn't he have used them on himself? Gerald Perry is another one.

Top of the 3rd

Cole Hamels' changeup causes Rafael Furcal's helmet to fly off. That's a pretty good changeup.

Howard oles a grounder from Either, but they score it a hit. Doesn't it seem like official scorers are giving out way too many infield hits on balls like that? A decade or two ago that play was always called an error, and now it's a hit two out of three times.

Joe Buck is talking about the 1996 Yankees and Joe Torre, and as he does this, a sharp director down in the truck gets a shot of Mariano Duncan coaching first base. Buck says "Mariano Duncan . . . longtime Dodger coaching first . . ." apparently missing the fact that Duncan was on the 1996 Yankees himself.

Bottom of the 3rd

A promo for the new season of "24," subtitled "Redemption." So, what, are the producers going to have the Jack Bauer character apologize for helping to desensitize our nation to torture, thereby legitimizing it in the minds of our policymakers for the past six years? Because I'd watch that.

Hamels out, Rollins out, Victorino given the big Dusty Rhodes elbow splash by Derek Lowe down at first base to end the inning.

Top of the Fourth

Matt Kemp doubles on a ball that bounces into the seats on the rightfield line. Jayson Werth mighta coulda slid and caught that one, but he looked like he was feeling the wall from 30 feet away.

Buck says "Casey Blake is in battle mode as the count evens 2 and 2." How you can tell if Blake is in "battle mode?" Does he slightly arch an eyebrow, and then quickly return to to his normal placid self?

Blake gets Kemp to third on a fielder's choice to bring DeWitt up. McCarver notes that this might be a squeeze situation. Somewhere Mike Scioscia is jumping up off a couch yelling "you're goddamn right it is!!!!"

DeWitt flies out and the run scores. It's 2-0 Dodgers. Erick Aybar turns to the guy at the bar next to him and says "I coulda done that."

Bottom of the Fourth

DeWitt has looked pretty good at second. He's not a good enough hitter to stick at third. Actually, he's really isn't good enough to hit at second either, but at least that's a closer call. In other news, Ryan Howard still isn't hitting.

Top of the Fifth

A 1-2 changeup from Hamels to Furcal was about as perfect as it gets. It was like one of those pitches in The Naked Gun when Leslie Neilsen is umping, but it's called a ball.

They're playing this game in Citizens Bank Park. There are an awful lot of parks, stadiums, and arenas named after financial institutions out there. Now that we seem to be on course to nationalize the entire financial sector, I wonder if someone could sneak a provision into one of those multi-billion dollar bills requiring that all of the ballparks shall henceforth be named after leading citizens, sports figures, or historical events. I mean, if we're going to go socialist, let's have some good to go along with the bad, right? That and some WPA art projects. I love WPA art.

The Manny-leaving-Boston saga is finally brought up. I'm surprised it took five innings to get there. Joe Buck: "Manny didn't just fall from the sky and into a Los Angeles Dodgers uniform for no reason. Manny Ramirez was traded away by the Boston Red Sox because they were tired of the way he was acting." McCarver remains mysteriously silent for a time, then brings up the Manny-knocking-the-traveling-secretary incident, but refrains from editorializing. No use of the word "despicable." I wonder if FOX forbade McCarver from offering his honest opinion on that stuff. If so, it's a shame. Not that I totally agree with his opinion on Ramirez. I just think broadcasts would be more enjoyable if broadcasters shared their honest opinions more often instead of pretending that this is some kind of political show that demanded balance and equal time or something. We're grownups, we can take it. We hear so much of McCarver's muddled baseball opinions, I'd love to hear some of his sharper personal ones.

Bottom of the Fifth

Joe Torre interviewed between innings, and gives Don Mattingly lots of credit for the turnaround at midseason, particularly as it relates to Kemp and Ethier. Manny didn't do everything, you know.

I'm sitting and watching Hamels swing and thinking "man, he looks like a real hitter up there." Then he goes and laces a hit into right center.

For the second or third time tonight, Buck calls Jimmy Rollins "the reigning MVP." Technically that's right, but the votes have all been cast for the 2008 MVP award, and are presumably sitting tallied somewhere. Someone else is the MVP-elect, as it were. We just don't know who it is.

Top of the 6th

McCarver "this double play is good." Sharp insight there, Timmy.

Hamels makes quick work of L.A. in the 6th.

Bottom of the 6th

Furcal needlessly rushes a throw and Victorino winds up on second base. I feel like I'm watching a Braves game circa 2003.

Um, I think we can say that Chase Utley is out of his slump. 2-2.

Howard rolls out to first and the, bammo! Pat the Bat jacks one to left! I wonder if something happened to Lowe in the 5th, because he's been a totally different pitcher in the past two innings than he was in the first four. Phillies up 3-2. Torre walks to the mound. Buck says "and the great Derek Lowe is done." That's a bit much, I'd say, but it does sound better than "the above average Derek Lowe is done."

Top of the 7th

Greg Maddux is warming up in the pen. I never thought he'd hang around long enough to be a middle reliever, but there you are. Hamels sets DeWitt down, and that's seven Ks for the minivan driver.

Make it eight, as Jeff Kent -- a man who has underwear older than Hamels -- goes down swinging.

Hamels puts them away in order, and now that he's north of 100 pitchers, I'm assuming he's done for the night.

But the inning isn't over yet! It's "God Bless America" time! We've been over this before, but I'm way partial to "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" at this juncture of a ballgame.

Bottom of the 7th

McCarver calls Maddux's 355 career wins "startling." Usually things that are "startling" don't take 22 years to unfold, but McCarver is old so we'll allow for him being more easily startled than most.

Furcal screws up another one. Maddux is having 2003 flashbacks too.

After taking the lead by mashing homers, Charlie Manuel decides to start playing small ball. Tagughi can't get the bunt down and the residents of Angryville let him hear about it.

Another gem by Blake DeWitt at second, turning a double play that I didn't think had a chance. Sweet.

Top of the 8th

Ryan Madsen strikes out Andre Ethier, and then Charlie Manuel jogs out to the mound to talk to Madsen about how to go after Manny. The jog was something to behold, all bouncy and wobbly as it was. If someone with video skills can take that jog, loop it over some fun music, and post it on YouTube I'd be forever in their debt.

Bottom of the 8th

Buck says that Hong-Chih Kuo has had four elbow surgeries, two of which were Tommy John jobs. Where are they gettin' the donor ligaments from at this point?

Two quick outs. This game really has been humming along. Furcal's blunders notwithstanding, it's been a crisp little affair with mostly good pitching but enough baserunners to keep it interesting. This has to be killing FOX, which is used to 3.5 hour turgid-a-thons when they have the ALCS.

Top of the 9th

Lidge is in and Albert Pujols is probably in Missouri or the D.R. or something right now, so I like the Phillies' odds.

Kemp flies out.

Blake flies out.

Buck notes that if DeWitt reaches, "Nomar Garciaparra would step to the plate." Since it's not 1999, I'm guessing that Phillies fans aren't nervous about that prospect.
DeWitt doesn't reach. Ballgame.

Well, I suppose I might have to up my prediction from Dodgers in 6 to Dodgers in 7, huh?

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Aren't There Laws Against Child Abuse?

Dusty Baker is going to be the fill-in coach for his son's 10-and-under travelling team:

This weekend, Baker will be the fill-in coach for 9-year-old son Darren's 10-and-under traveling tournament team, Hard 90 Pastime out of Roseville, Calif., near the Bakers' Northern California home.

The 59-year-old Baker spent his first season as skipper of the Cincinnati Reds this year working with a roster of youngsters, but this of course will be much different. He finally gets to coach his son — and in the Bay Area, no less. The tournament will be in nearby Sunnyvale.
My prediction: Three Tommy John surgeries, two torn labrums, and a monstrous scandal involving an emergency roster change, Corey Patterson, and a fake ID.

(via Deadspin)

Throwin' Games

Anyone remember former Red Sox/Cardinals/Giants/Royals reliever Cory Bailey? Well, he's in deep doodoo for allegedly fixing baseball games with the "T-Rex" team in the Taiwan league:

Former US major league baseball player Cory Bailey and two Taiwanese players were suspended yesterday because of their alleged involvement in match fixing, baseball authorities said yesterday. . .

. . . The scandal erupted on Wednesday when prosecutors detained six T-Rex members — including the manager and coach — and four bookies for allegedly fixing 10 matches since March.The Banciao Prosecutors’ Office said T-Rex executive director Shih Chien-hsin has confessed to using a gangster ring to run the team and fix matches.
Oops.

October Baseball Revisited

There's some discussion in the comments from one of this morning's posts about how the playoffs can be cruel and how the 162 game baseball regular season is really what it's all about. In light of that, I am hereby taking the liberty of reprinting my post from last October on the subject. For those of you who didn't come around these parts last year, enjoy. For those of you who did, well, you don't have to read it again.

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It’s over now. The lazy, comfortable rhythm. The hundred and eighty-odd languid days in which – unless you’re a Padres or Rockies fan – the importance of any single win or any single loss approaches zero. The dynamic which gives the game its friendly, genial character. The regular-season games which, above all else, represent an invitation to slow down and relax. To ditch the teleconference, play hooky from work, go grab some friends, head out to the cheap seats, take your shirt off, drink a beer, and soak up a little sun.

As of late yesterday afternoon, baseball the pastime gave way to baseball the contest, and the lazy, sweetness of the regular season will now be replaced by winner-take-all hysteria. In your face post-season baseball in which crowds erupt with every pitch, every at-bat takes on outsized importance, and every game leaves you reaching for the Maalox.

I have a confession to make: I hate almost all of it.

Well, maybe hate is too strong a word. I'll watch the playoffs closely and enjoy most of it. But, as it is every year, I will never be able to get past just how different the playoffs are from everything I love about baseball in the first place. During the playoffs I can never shake the feeling that, due to something extra or something missing (I'm really not sure which) I'm watching something that is much closer in temperament to a football game than anything else.

And who needs that, really? I realize I belong to a very small minority of people who don’t think April through September baseball needs a whopping shot of adrenalin. And I'm fully aware that plenty of Americans tune in to the playoffs like Christmas and Easter church-goers, only paying attention when there's something immediately at stake. And yes, I realize that baseball is a sport, after all, and people play sports to win. There may be nothing in the world like Wrigley Field on a warm June afternoon, but don't think the Cubs wouldn't commit to ten seasons in Tropicana Field for one guaranteed world championship. Every player on every cellar-dwelling team in the league knows that you play the games to have a winner. That’s what sports are all about: to figure out who's the best.

The problem, though, is that far too often the playoffs don’t tell us who the best team is. At best, the they only tell us who, out of eight generally talented teams, is playing the best baseball for a particular couple of weeks. At worst, they penalize the most deeply talented teams and inordinately reward fluky performances and strategies which, if employed in the regular season, would sooner lead to disaster than success.

Over the course of the long and arduous regular season, a team will break down if it relies too heavily on a small number of players, but in a playoff series, where games can be separated by several days of rest, a team can lean on a couple of superstars and still advance. This is most evident in the pitching game, where leaning heavily on your best relief arms, using starters as relievers, and starting a single pitcher in three out of seven games can lead to glory rather than bullpen burnout and dead arms. Think back to the 2001 Diamondbacks, who were able to gut out the World Championship largely on account of two spectacular pitchers who carried the load and obscured the fact that Arizona had an awful bullpen. Think back to a year ago, when the Cardinals were somehow able to cobble together World Championship performances from pitchers with slightly better than .500 talent.

And while the nature of the playoffs allow teams like those 2001 Diamondbacks or the 2006 Cardinals to hide their flaws, they prevent teams like the 1990s Atlanta Braves, the 116-win Seattle Mariners and several recent A’s teams – deeply talented clubs that won games by the bucketful over a six month period – from fully utilizing their advantages once the regular season ended. Teams that won due to depth in the rotation and bullpen, teams that can wear the opposition out over the course of three and four game series across months due to comparative advantage when their third, fourth, and fifth best starting pitchers are at a disadvantage compared to top-loaded teams going for broke over a couple of weeks. It's just a different game in October, and in my mind, just because a team is left standing doesn't mean they're a better team. It just means they were particularly well-equipped to play postseason ball. That, in some cases, someone was able to erase six months of slightly better than mediocre play with three weeks of high level performance from a select number of individuals.

Baseball history is full of World Series winners who were far from the best teams in any given year. In 1906, the Chicago White Sox faced their cross-town rivals -- the Cubs -- in the third ever World Series. These were the Cubs of the fabled infield trio of Tinker-to-Evers-to-Chance. They were also the Cubs that led the league in batting, pitching, and fielding, and won a record 116 games to boot, posting a winning percentage (.763) that will likely never be surpassed. By contrast, the White Sox of that year were one of the most feeble offensive teams in history; an achievement which landed them the nickname "The Hitless Wonders." But the Hitless Wonders somehow found their bats in October, and they spanked the mighty Cubs 4 games to 2.

In 1954, the Cleveland Indians set an American League record by posting 111 wins and came into the Series as overwhelming favorites to humble the New York Giants. It was not to be, however, as Willie Mays’s impossible over-the-shoulder catch of Vic Wertz’s 425 foot blast set the stage for one of the most shocking upsets in World Series history. Similarly, in 1960, the feeble-hitting Pirates faced the mighty New York Yankees. Despite having been outscored by 28 runs in the World Series, the Pirates beat the powerful Yankees with an improbable seventh game home run from the diminutive Bill Mazeroski.

More recent examples of improbable postseason success can be found in the Amazin’ Mets’ 1969 victory over the heavily-favored and 109 game-winning Baltimore Orioles; the 1985 Royals’ Denkinger-assisted victory over the speedy St. Louis Cardinals; the 1987 Minnesota Twins’ victory over those same Cardinals (having won only 85 games in the regular season); the 1988 and 1990 defeat of the seemingly invincible Oakland A’s at the hands of the Los Angeles Dodgers and Cincinnati Reds, respectively; and, just last year, the Cardinals finally getting on the right side of karma by beating the clearly superior Detroit Tigers.

In each of these cases (and many, many more) one team exhibited its superiority over the course of over six months and 150 games only to lose a short but highly publicized series after the best baseball-playing weather had passed. Does that make the fortunate winner of that short series a better team than the regular season powerhouse? Not in my book it doesn’t. Just because the 1906 Cubs, 1954 Indians, 1960 Yankees, 1969 Orioles, 1988 A’s and 2001 Mariners weren’t as successful as their playoff opponents, that doesn’t mean they weren’t better, because by every conceivable measure apart from the results of a short series or two, they were.

None of this is to say that the accomplishments of the lucky duckies of the playoffs are somehow illegitimate. Indeed, more often than not, their triumphs enter into baseball legend and lore. Make no mistake: I don't want to live in a world where Bill Mazeroski didn't kill the Yankees in 1960 and where the Mets didn't win it all in '69. But I just can't bring myself to call the 1960 Pirates, 1969 Mets, 1988 Dodgers, 2001 Diamondbacks, or the 2006 Cardinals the "best team in baseball" simply because they won the hardware, nor will I bestow that title on any of the National League clubs this year if they happen to outlast one of the clearly superior American League teams at the end of the month.

They're playing a different game now. A game that is exciting and enjoyable and historic, but a game different from the one whose season ended last night and won't resume until next spring. A game that, I must admit, I simply don't like as much as a mid-August tilt between a couple of teams way out of contention. A game during which I can go up to get a beer or use the john without having to worry about what I missed because, hey, it'll happen again tomorrow night.

Being Cole Hamels

Bob Nightengale has a good profile of the Phillies Game 1 starter.

I think the key things to take away from this article is that Cole Hamels (a) is married to a former Playboy model who once stripped naked with another chick in exchange for Oreos and peanut butter; and (b) despite having no children, the happy couple drive a minivan and live in the burbs.

So basically, Hamels is going out of his way to openly mock the existence of married-with-children schlubs like me.

I don't have that much more in common with his opponent tonight, but at least Derek Lowe is my age and, if he ever does drive a minivan, doesn't do so ironically.

Go Dodgers.

Dick Jerardi's Random Liveblog

Or, what happens when you unleash a horse racing guy on the NLCS:

12:20: Find myself peering over the shoulder of Dodgers pitcher Hiroki Kuroda as he is scrolling through his iPhone or BlackBerry or whatever he has. I certainly do not want to spy, but it is hard to ignore the scrolling texts in Japanese. I commit them to memory and will get them translated at a later time. Then, I will apologize to Hiroki for my intrusion . . .

12:50: Head up the ramp to the field. Watch a guy spray-painting grass. Sit in the Dodgers' dugout and wonder how anybody sees anything from here. Who designed these things? Has to be the only place where the seats in front are higher than the seats in back. Hey, there is a great view of the Toyota sign atop the scoreboard . . . I hear somebody talking about acronyms like ERA and RISP. I was going to ask what those meant, but don't want to look stupid. I was thinking about some numbers involving the fourth at Belmont . . .

1:13: Bowa says he will be rooting for the Phillies if they win the NLCS. "I get sort of tired of hearing about how the American League has been dominant," Bowa says. Well, Manny did hit .800 in the NL. And last I looked, CC was like 20-0 with 10 shutouts. Watch AL playoff games and the pitches look 10 mph faster . . .

1:45: Shane Victorino strolls to his locker. There, I think, is a vote for Barack Obama. Hawaiians have to stay together. There is at least one rich guy in here who accepts that his taxes will go up. "I answered all my questions yesterday, so I got nothing to say today," says Shane, who proceeds to entertain every question that comes his way.
I must be in a good mood today, because I enjoyed both a ranting Simers column and this sort of thing which, on most days, I'd probably feel like taking apart. Random is fun.

Dispatch from "Angryville"

Really, "Angryville" is the dateline T.J. Simers puts on this morning's bomb of a column:

ANGRYVILLE -- You spend any time in this dingy city and around these folks, and pit bulls running wild come to mind.Fine when leashed, but set them free, put a beer in their grubby paws and it's only a matter of time before they're going to go on the attack -- both the home team and its opponent feeling the bite.

It's an angry place, all right, everything old here in Philadelphia, crumbling and in ruin. Even the city's main attraction has a crack in it. So the prevailing opinion around here is you have to be an obstinate pug to make it in Philly, the football team tough, the hockey team a bunch of bullies and the Phillies rugged competitors like Larry Bowa.
Simers goes on to handicap the series, figuring that the Dodgers will at least split the first two games. Then it comes to L.A.:

But then it really turns ugly for the Phillies, who can only throw 100-year-old softball pitcher Jamie Moyer at the Dodgers and then just another guy in Joe Blanton.
But what if things don't go the way Simers thinks they will and the series goes back to Philly?

Now as intimidating as Philly likes to think it is, could the Dodgers come up with one win in Game 6 or Game 7 to move on?"If it comes down to that," Manager Joe Torre said, "we can get one more win."

So there you go, the Phillies lose again, but then what's new?
For the record, I don't much like Simers, mostly because of his habit of baiting and harassing players and putting himself in the middle of his columns. I have to admit, however, that I do sort of like his generalized misanthropy from time to time, and a little bit of trash talk always adds some fun to a sporting event.

I'll Have a Cheesesteak: Hold the Cheese, Hold the Steak

When I think veggie fare, I tend not to think Philadelphia. But that's where I'm wrong:
IN 2007 AND AGAIN in 2008, Citizens Bank Park was named North America's Most Vegetarian-Friendly Ballpark. And after more than a decade of drought, in 2007 and again in 2008, the Phillies made the playoffs. Coincidence? Not if you ask Scott Geiger, the Phillies fan who's been helping the ballpark expand its menu . . .

. . . 2007 saw the addition of a vegetarian cheesesteak (or as Geiger calls it, a vegan steak sandwich, if you get it without cheese), and the Phillies went just over the wire, getting swept out of the National League Division Series by the Rockies. This year, CB Park pulled out all the stops, piling on both a mock-chicken cheesesteak and crabless crab cakes - and yes, now the Fightin' Phils are playing for the National League pennant, on their way to becoming World Series champions!
No, the article doesn't take the veggie food = winning argument very seriously, but at the same time, I don't think it takes the vegan cheesesteak = abomination argument seriously enough.

Um, No

I'm not going to say it was the brightest thing to do, but this is too much:
Mike Scioscia's decision to squeeze home a run on Monday night in the ninth inning of Sox-Angels was the biggest managerial gaffe in postseason baseball history.
Fans of the 2003 Red Sox would disagree with you. I'm guessing there are many others, though my coffee-deprived brain is having trouble remembering them at the moment.

The Lightning Round

In light of the Cubs' and Angels' swift elimination, the big time media is now noticing what Chicago papers noticed a few days ago and what Braves fans realized a decade ago:
Their epic collapse, however, should not obscure a basic question that must be asked about the structure of the national pastime:

What does it say about the value — even the legitimacy — of baseball's regular season that the playoffs can so quickly wipe out what took half a year to create?

To pique fan interest, lure sponsors and maximize TV ratings, MLB has, over time, adopted a three-tiered playoff system — four divisional series leading to two championship series to, finally, the World Series — which by definition diminishes the meaning of the regular season.

Talk about your mixed messages. On the one hand, the game is at its pastoral best when it is played out over time, when it meanders through the summer like a lazy river, when patience is rewarded, when one game by itself may mean so little.

Then, once we hit October, baseball becomes manic. The marathon turns into a sprint, especially in the division series, which still are the quirkiest of arrangements, just a quick, best-of-five-games test.

The only obvious solution to this is the imposition of a best-of-162 Division Series.

Or we can realize that life ain't fair, and just because you don't win a championship doesn't mean the season wasn't a success.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

I Owe Slate An Apology

Last week I got all snarky about how I don't like Slate anymore.

Then they go out and get Marchman.

Slate: you're forgiven.

"This Crazy Baseball Guy"

Dan Rather interviews Nate Silver. Obviously it's mostly about FiveThirtyEight.com, but there's a healthy bit about his work with PECOTA and Baseball Prospectus too. Only hiccup, which may be bad news for Obama given what FiveThirtyEight is projecting right now: Nate ends the September interview by picking the Cubs to win the World Series.

Between Brokaw doing the debate last night and the Rather-Silver thing, I almost expect to see Peter Jennings interviewing Sarah Palin this evening.

Man, wouldn't THAT be creepy.

(thanks to reader Jay Gargiulo for the link)

Is CC a Union Man?

Ken Davidoff seems to think that, because of union issues, CC Sabathia will take the best offer regardless of where it's from:

CC Sabathia told reporters this past week that his experience with the Brewers opened up his world. That no longer was he married to the idea of using his impending free agency to relocate his job near his West Coast home.

Some friends of the left-hander assert that Sabathia really has changed his thinking, that he spoke the truth. Others, however, still profess that they would be shocked if
Sabathia didn't choose a California club.

But there will be more forces in play than just geography or even the actual dollars. Keep in mind that, in high-profile free agency cases like this, the Players Association also plays a role. And that potential impact should only help the Yankees.
Davidoff then relates an anonymously-sourced story about how the Players' Association leaned on Jim Thome the winter he signed with the Phillies, and makes a comparison to Sabathia's situation:

Given how bad the country's economy is, and given the likelihood that the Yankees will blow other teams out of the water with their Sabathia offer, would the union similarly pressure Sabathia?
I take no issue with the notion that the union has an interest in players holding out for the biggest dollars possible, but absent any comment from Sabathia or any other piece of reporting even suggesting that CC is inclined to take the highest offer in order to advance the interests of labor, how is Davidoff doing anything other than blind wishcasting? Can't this exact article be written about the top free agent every year?

Great Moments in Being an Ohioan

From a poll in the online edition of today's Columbus Dispatch:

If there were a guarantee that the Dow would be at 13,000 on Monday, Nov. 24, if Ohio State loses to Michigan on Nov. 22, would you make that deal?

Yes: 42%
No: 58%
Please, someone, send in the Delta Force to evacuate my family and me to a less insane place to live. We'll only take what we can carry. We promise.

And no, Ohio isn't insane because people responded to the question in that way. It's insane because the question was asked in the first place.

Nowhere To Go But Up

Steve Bilafer of Sports Business Journal has perused Technorati's latest State of the Blogosphere report, and notes something somewhat unexpected:

Given all the interest, passion and endless opinions about sports here in the U.S. and worldwide, you would expect sports to be at or near the top of Technorati’s list of most popular topics among bloggers. Not so. Surprisingly, sports was closer to the bottom at 16 percent, well behind other favorite topics such as personal/lifestyle (54 percent), technology (46 percent), news (42 percent), politics (35 percent), music (31 percent), film (30 percent) and travel (28 percent).
I first saw numbers like these a couple of years ago and was surprised. I mean, I spend all my time looking at sports online, so everyone else does, right? How is it possible that sports ranks so low? Bilafer suggests that its because MSM sports sites are simply far more dominant than MSM news or lifestyle sites, leaving little demand for the lone crazed blogger in the wilderness:
These survey results and Technorati’s daily rankings (based more on tags from other bloggers) can’t possibly represent the enormous Internet traffic driven every day to sports-related sites. But the fact is sports seems to be lagging when it comes to breakthrough blogs that fit Technorati’s classic definition — a site “usually maintained by an individual with regular entries of commentary, descriptions of events, or other material such as graphics or video.”
I suppose that describes ShysterBall, anyway. I'm suddenly feeling more alone out here.

(Thanks to Pete Toms, who simply can't stand this meta, navel-gazing bloggy stuff, but who nonetheless sends me links like this all the time)

When Philly Was a Winner

Tyler Kepner has a nice personal story about how, for a few brief shining moments anyway, Philly used to be a winner. It certainly hits home for me in that, because I was born in 1973 I, like Kepner, became aware of baseball at a time when the Phillies won all the time. They had Schmidt, Carlton, and eventually Pete Rose. How does it get any more winning than that?

Indeed, to this day I still think of the Phillies as a team with a winning tradition, even if the cold harsh light of historical perspective puts lie to that notion.

The New Giants' Honcho Has Plans

The new Managing Partner of the Giants' ownership group is explaining the team's offseason approach:

New Giants managing partner Bill Neukom wants San Francisco to be aggressive about bringing top players to town, saying he's not against the club going after a high-priced free agent this winter . . .

. . . [Giants' Managing Partner Bill] Neukom and Larry Baer, promoted to team president as part of the restructuring, have told general manager Brian Sabean and manager Bruce Bochy not to think in terms of a set payroll but rather to take an outside-the-box approach when it comes to organizing the roster. San Francisco had a payroll of about $80 million last season and Sabean expected something similar for 2009.

Sabean and Bochy have been asked to present a couple of different roster possibilities featuring varying talent levels -- not to mention a manual for players and others about how the organization will be run from top to bottom, down to how things will be handled in given situations, such as with two outs or with runners on base.

"The number is something of a placeholder at this point in our financial planning process. We said to Brian and to Bruce Bochy, 'Look, don't be constrained by a placeholder number for player payroll right now,"' Neukom said. "'Think of this in terms of how you're going to assemble a roster that's going to be competitive in '09 and come back to us. We may not be able to afford plan A, we may tell you that we're
really at plan B or plan C.'

"We just think that's the way you run a talent business."
Aside from the part about keeping Sabean and Bochy in the organization, let alone in the loop, there's some sense to this. The Giants are a bit of an odd duck when it comes to market and payroll. Yes, they draw a lot in that stadium of theirs and have a good TV deal, but they are also still paying for that stadium of theirs, and thus have to walk the fine line between wholesale rebuilding while still putting an entertaining and competitive product on the field in order to keep butts in the seats.

Because of this, bringing in a free agent or two is far more defensible a strategy for the Giants than it would be for another team at a comparable position on the success cycle. The key is to bring in the right free agents, however -- ones that won't hamstring team defense, or roster flexibility, or require too long a commitment -- and I'm not sure that there's anything in Brian Sabean's record that indicates that he knows how to identify the right free agents.

No Long Goodbye For Yankee Stadium

The Yankees have decided that the last game in Yankee Stadium should really be the last event in Yankee Stadium:

The Yankees have scratched plans to host one final farewell to the stadium, disappointing New Yorkers who were counting on a last visit to the House that Ruth Built.The team had promised a final salute in November, which fans speculated would be a star-studded goodbye to the doomed stadium."The Yankees were considering having a charitable event at Yankee Stadium," team spokesman Howard Rubenstein told amNewYork, reading from a prepared statement. "However, the Yankees realize that the final event at Yankee Stadium should be a baseball game, which in fact took place on Sept. 21, 2008."
Whatever the motivation here -- maybe Lehman Brothers was underwriting it or something -- this is probably the right call. For all of the excess that surrounded the last season in the joint, the final day was handled pretty darn well. They went out with a win with Mariano Rivera on the mound, and that's a way preferable final shot than some tone deaf speech by Hank Steinbrenner or some halfbaked musical number or whatever the hell they would have done.

(link via River Ave. Blues)

The LCSeseses

As I said last week, I'm not really serious about predictions. That said:

NLCS: I think the Dodgers are going to win because until I actually see Ryan Howard and Chase Utley play in the postseason like they played in the regular season, I'm not going to believe they can. You can only rely on Shane Victorino so long. In contrast, I have this feeling that the thousands of little Martians that live inside and operate the manlike-machine that is Manny Ramirez are motivated to return to Boston for the end-of-days confrontation with Red Sox fans, so they'll no doubt program him to rake.

ALCS: Not that the Red Sox will necessarily make it. Indeed, I'm inclined to believe that the Rays will prevail here. Why? They give me Florida Marlins vibes. I think Scott Kazmir is going to be Josh Beckett circa 2003, and of course, Josh Beckett isn't Josh Beckett anymore. Youkilis, Pedroia, and Ortiz were all cold in the ALDS. That doesn't mean they'll stay that way in this series -- unlike Howard and Utley, they all have track records of turning it on when it matters -- but I just kinda have a feeling that, like, two of them won't.

Of course I'm a sucker for the big story just like everyone else is, so seeing a Dodgers-Red Sox matchup will probably be how my very casual rooting interests lean, but I'm certainly not going to be a fanatic about it.

Prince Fielder Available?

There's talk that Prince Fielder is being shopped. Maybe Milwaukee realizes that, given his size, he's something of a ticking time bomb, even at his young age.

Tim speculates on some possible landing pads for the big fella here.

George Kissell 1920-2008

George Kissell, who has been with the St. Louis Cardinals in some capacity since 1940, has died in Florida in an auto accident at the age of 88.

Kissell was signed by Branch Rickey in 1940 and played in the minors until 1952. He started managing in the minors in 1946, however, and continued to do so for over 20 years before serving as a coach under Red Schoendienst on the big club until 1976. He then returned to the minors and had since been at spring training every year as a general instructor.

Kissell had served longer with the Cardinals constitutes the longest affiliation of one guy with a single club in baseball history. They don't make company men like George Kissell anymore. To read more about him, go here.