Nick Langewis

N. A. “Nick Langewis” Langewis, Associate Editor of PageOneQ, hails from Denver, Colorado, USA. Langewis lives a life of constant whimsy and excitement.

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Langewis makes his own college degrees using stickers and construction paper. He is a recent graduate of Lisa Frank University with a BS in Self-Help Novel Composition. He minored in Unicorn Studies.

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If N. A. “Nick Langewis” Langewis could be any musical instrument, he says he would be a theremin. “I don’t talk about it much, but it involves a company carnival, a man in a cape with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head, and the Executive Vice President of Customer Service, on all fours, burying the remainder of his barbecued drumstick. Ever since, whenever someone stands in front of me and waves their arm, they gain control of my vocal cords.”

Adds Langewis: “Mimes are especially brutal when they discover my weakness.”

Also: The song was originally going to be called “The Rhythm (And Nick Langewis) Is Gonna Get You.”

This is indeed a disturbing neural net.