Booby Rants!

My cousin Steph forwarded this to me

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet.. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2010 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember wherever there is a good looking, sweet, single, or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

14... If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

Had our 3rd gathering a few weeks ago at Chill Out @ Subang Parade

I have to say the ambiance is just fantastic...although a few of the others felt it was warm. And ironically the only place where it's freezing is in the washroom...which was no fun for us ladies cos we could barely park our asses!

In September of last year i went for a program that ended-up being the best thing and decision i made in my life.

My darling V had been telling me about it for months but i was just soo cynical that i refused to go. But what made me change my mind was being around V.......i always felt this absolute calmness as soon as i was in his presence, nevermind that not 2 minutes ago i was in emotional turmoil. And he was just constantly happy...constantly cheerful and just totally at peace that i thought to myself "I want to be like that".

So i decided to go but still i must admit i was very sceptical and cynical through-out the whole program. I found excuses to criticize everything and everyone and almost ended-up quitting halfway through mainly due to my own stupid ego.

But i am so glad i stayed the course cos it has quite literally changed my whole life.

I had let much of my past and my childhood affect every decision i made....every relationship that i had been through, resulting in me screwing a lot of it up or making a lot of bad decisions because i had led a whole life driven by fear......fear of being cheated-on, fear of being rejected, fear of being hurt etc etc. But the program made me realise how ridiculous it was to live such a life and it helped me deal with all my past issues so much so that i don't even think about it anymore.
Like not at all!
And mind you it had been on my mind 24-7 for the past 32 years of my life! Non-stop.

But now it does not bother me at all. In fact i'm still quite shocked as to how quickly it went away...like it just disappeared.

I'm also so very much calmer....especially in terms of my temper. I used to have such a problem with my temper to the extent that i would go into rage...yes rage...where i get all supersonic and unrecognizable. But that's totally gone now.

I've stopped being very judgmental. And i've also become more forgiving...so much so that i think i can finally have a conversation with my ex who cheated on me and with M who ruined my relationship.....2 things i never ever thought i would do and had actually dismissed under my 'Never Gonna Happen' file. But it doesn't also mean that i want to rekindle any friendships...it just means that i no longer wish for them to get gangrene on their wieners, and they don't risk getting run over by my car anymore :p

And it doesn't of course mean that someone could punch you and you're gonna be happy bout it. What happens is that you're just able to be detached from the situation. Or not get that affected by it. Or even though you lose your temper, you still feel calm within.

And of course i've given up alcohol and the swearing. And mind you it is not a conscious effort at all...i just don't feel like doing it.

Oh but the most amazing part for me......the happiness....

I can honestly tell you that i have never been this happy in my whole 32 years of existence!

Like seriously!

No prescription drugs......no alcohol....no LSD needed

And it's not even this happiness that is influenced by external factors. It's just this inner bliss that is so intense that for the first few months after i got back from India, i used to laugh to myself then cry cos the joy was so intense. Sounds crazy i know but can u imagine the extent of my joy???!!!

I go through almost every single day just saying "thank you thank you thank you" over and over again to divinity for putting me on this path cos the 'benefits' have just been overwhelming. And i am just so very grateful.

But i haven't lost my spunk. I haven't lost my feistiness. I'm still someone you should think twice before messing with.
But now i'd probably ninja-kick you with this inner calmness :p

If you've been reading this blog long enough, you should know by now that i am a very cynical person and would approach anything with caution. And more importantly i would never suggest anything unless i truly believed in it.

And i believe in this program 110%! So i just absolutely have to share this with you guys cos i sincerely want everyone to achieve this bliss

I can't tell you more about the program.....not because it's some MLM scheme(LOL!!!)...but because they want you to go to it with zero expectations. It will be held at the Spastic Association next to Crown Plaza PJ and there is a free preview on the 17th but i would strongly recommend you guys to go with the intention of signing up for the course.
Trust me....it will really change your life.

I will most probably be there so feel free to approach me should you need any details.

You can also check out the e-flyer here

Oh and although my guru looks like one of those freaks you see passing around pamphlets in airports and shopping complexes, he is actually one of the funniest people around! So try not to be put off by appearances. I also don't know if he's ever been involved in any sex scandal but quite frankly it doesn't matter :p

You can check out the you tube videos of him here if you want a little preview

Hope to see you guys there :)

You know i absolutely can't stand anonymous commenters.....i loathe them.....with a passion!

They are mostly made up of chicken-shit-sorry-excuses-for-human-beings morons who have no balls to reveal their true identities

It is only these losers who will come and leave the narky comments which were probably composed during the long long hours they spend at home alone by themselves in frustration cos they failed to convince someone else, yet again, to be friends with them.

Or you get the losers who know you and have tried to give you their bloody unsolicited advice over and over again only to be shot down again and again, so they decide to post comments anonymously cos they would just die if they didn't give their stupid comments and opinions to you.
But of course they begin with "I don't know you at all........."
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
Don't la come and insult my intelligence like this. It's a real pain in my arse

Oh and mind you, i know who you are. You think you're so smart but you're sadly mistaken. You are the most ignorant, self-absorbed person i know. You may think you're 'safe' cos i continue talking to you but that's becos i have no time to indulge such childish behaviour and ask you straight out why you behave in such a manner....waste of my time.......so i will leave it and let this one slide. But if i were you i would be totally embarrassed....although i won't hold my breath and expect you to feel that much cos you're such a thick-skinned moron

Oh and you're explanation that you're doing it out of care and love for me......i don't give a rat's ass la...didn't want it before, certainly don't want it now.
And the irony of it.....i was actually considering.....
So thank you for showing me your true colours before i made SUCH a big mistake
*LOSER*

So yes....after enduring enough nonsense and severe pains in both my butt cheeks, i have decided to disable the anonymous comments.

Go and annoy someone else you morons

After-effects of vegetarianism....

:p

Remember to check the naughty Nurse out

Update : While waiting in Penang Airport for my flight back at 11pm, an announcement was made stating that the flight to Kota Kinbalu had been delayed to the next morning at 8am because the KK airport was closed!!! Apparently the KK airport closes at around midnight for maintenance work, so since AA had delayed the flight (as usual), the airport had already closed.....lol.....eejits!......poor passengers....i wonder what they were gonna do for 9 hours.....

Yes that's right....AA is ow charging a Convenience Fee of RM5 one way for using your credit card, debit card or charge cards to make your online booking.

Morons or what????

This is what was on their website :

Why is the fee introduced?
To ensure that our guests are provided a comfortable and safe booking environment AirAsia has invested substantially to expand, implement and maintain our online payment systems and especially, to upgrade, enhance and improve the security features for online credit, debit and charge cards payments. The Convenience Fee is to subsidize the costs of the payment systems.

And that's not all. Now for a regular bag which is 15kg, you will be charged RM20!!!!! Yes that's right...RM20! If i'm not mistaken it used to be RM10!

As Seow Yen pointed out, at least with MAS you get up to 20kg baggage for free and free meals.

As for the price, don't be fooled k...Air Asia is not that much cheaper than MAS. You just have to log-on at the right time to get cheap tickets on MAS.

Case in point : For our trip to KK last year we had paid RM120 which included baggage up to 15 kg only. No meals of course. When we checked with MAS, they were only charging RM136 and this came with 20kg baggage allowance and free meals!

And don't even get me started on the numerous delays lately with AA. Delays up to 45 minutes are quite regular and they don't even bother to let you know....it happened to me on my last flight up to penang and the ground staff got an earful from me.

So Air Asia you can take your convenience fee and shove it!

Thought you were being so smart with your MaHal gimmick right??? Come right back to bite you in the arse!

Everyone keeps asking me how was my trip to India and i think the only way i can best describe it is that "It was an experience"

We took Silk Air (which is most excellent) from Singapore which was scheduled to arrive in India at 12am. And in the flight my friend S told me bout this taxi uncle who told her that everytime he goes to India he falls to the ground and kisses it....and we had a good laugh about it

But i swear the moment i stepped onto that tarmac i had the strongest urge to fall to the ground as well. I mean i can't explain it but i felt i was home. And i have never felt that way anywhere else or everytime i get back to Malaysia from a flight.....perhaps i lived there in my past life...i don't know.....what i do remember was that the feeling was just sooo very overwhelming!

Anyway we got to our hotel (Alankar Grande) which was just lovely.....the food was just soooo excellent! But the weird thing is although our room was small we had this huge ass tv in it! Check out the pictures below!

Weird isn't it?? But let me tell you i have never slept that well and peacefully in all my life....in fact we got pretty addicted to sleeping that we took several naps whenever we could :p



The next day we booked a call-taxi (which really is a rickety van) cos i wanted to visit Swamiji's Samadhi* at The Temple of Fine Arts. So we make our way over and we're just clueless cos there are no signboards anywhere and everytime i asked where his Samadhi was, they would all respond : In the backside

We eventually found the samadhi in the back-side of the temple and meditated there for a while...and it was just such an amazing experience and feeling. The energy there was just wonderful.



Note : I have to add this note here. I was very pleased that i had gone to Swamiji's Samadhi and couldn't wait to get home and tell Din about it cos he's the one who told me to go there. But when he looked at the photos, he told me that it was not the Temple of Fine Arts but the Marudhamalai temple!!!!! And this was more than 2 weeks after getting back from India and telling everyone that i went there. LOL!!! Felt like a total arse. I don't know who's samadhi that was but i offer a special thanks to you for the peace you blessed me with

Anyway after that we asked the driver to drop us off at the bookstores where i bought a ton of great books that cost next to nothing! I bought at least 7 P.G Wodehouse books; managed to get the Ramayana for only RM10; the 'pirated' version of The Lost Symbol for RM12....and my best purchase ever.... The Bhagavad Gita translated by Paramahansa Yogananda. It is a double-volume and cost me only...wait for it....RM25!!! My friend bought the exact thing in Kinokuniya for RM200! And mind you this is good paper quality!

Another note : I have been wanting to read/learn the Bhagavad Gita since i was 18 years old when i picked up the book in the ACS Library (a school for monkeys who were under the delusion that they were boys, where i did my Pre-U studies). But i couldn't understand it and since then i've been trying to either get friends to explain it to me or to attend Gita classes in Penang, all of which did not work out. But they say it has to be your time and i guess this is/was it. And best of all it is written by the author of Autobiography of A Yogi...one of the most profound books i have ever read

Anyway i think i can't or shouldn't go further without mentioning...respectfully....the traffic...or rather the driving in India.

There were SEVERAL instances where i thought i was seconds away from death! Especially in the autos. I mean people drive like they're in a hurry to get somewhere....all the time! And it seems as if no one else is on the road for them cos they drive soo close to each other and almost as if they're gonna bang into everyone and everything!

I really thought we were gonna be smashed by a bus several times!



Oh and the honking....they honk at everything and all the time! ALL THE TIME!

Or as Prem suggested : In India it's the other way around. Actually the hon is always ON. When they press it, it's to silence it

That really sounds about right!

But the thing about India is that the people here have it right you know. It's just lovely seeing how animals, people and vehicles live side by side in harmony with each other.

And their devotion to their faith is just very inspiring.....every street is lined with religious stuff and everything revolves around their religion.....it's almost like air to them.

Anyway we got back then had yet another nap, and after that we moved to the ashram

I'll continue that story in Part 2 since this is already so long :p

*Samadhi = the mausoleum of a saint or spiritual leader.