A couple of years ago, I institutionalized the process of making amends for my drunken indiscretions with a handy, rubber-stampable apology card.

I printed hundreds of these, and fortunately the events of the succeeding months have not completely eradicated this stockpile. Though it is somewhat diminished.

So, there are a lot of these cards lying around the house, and recently I found a new use for them.

These are actually cooler in physical, card format: just the right size, paper-clipped together and stuffed in my jacket pocket when I go out. But I thought I'd scan them and put them up before someone spills a beer on one.