Ugh. Picturing his slimy little visage hunched over a mac while he surfed porn and invented these stories is not my idea of a good read.

a Saved by the Bell tell-all?! i, for one, cannot wait for this book! i'm so excited! i'm so excited!… i'm just so SCAAAAAAAARED!!

today on a very special saved by the bell:

slater takes steroids and dreams of being shirtless on stage on broadway, jessie practices her best thrashing sex in the pool moves and dreams of moving to las vegas, kelly kapowski moves to beverly hills and gets a boob job, while zach explains to screech the importance of the reach around.

Chapter title ideas:

1. The Fertilest Turtle
2. Belding, More Like BALDING, M I RITE?
3. Zack More Ass
4. AC - Your Singlet or Mine?
5. Why Elizabeth, Those Sure Are Some High Waisted Stretch Jeans You Got There
6. I'M SO EXCITED…..I'M SO EXCIT…ED…I'M SO
….(sob)..scared…
7. That One Time When We All Peed on Hayley Mills
8. And the Oscar Goes to….. TORI SPELLING!?!
9. All You Need In Life Are Glassblock and Cool Tunes
10. I May Not Be Related To Mike D, But I get Beastie

I know wayyy more about that show than I would like to admit.

And Lisa continues being totally irrelevant.

(not you, Lisa(#1).)

you had me at fertilest turtle.

tears…tears are coming… ohhh i hate having to silent-laugh at that killorn… glurg…glurgle… so… funny…

I would never buy such a book. Not just because I don't give a shit about the Saved By The Bell cast, but because I don't want to reward sin.
So many abhore drug use and unrestrained behaviour, but then purchase books glamourizing such behaviour. I don't find any of that crap interesting.

Why is it taking so long for Cord to write another post?
Is he okay? Is he in pain?!! This is so stressful.

now i'm singing yertle the turtle in my head.

Luckily I am not only godless, but I love drug use and unrestrained behaviour. I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so…..sacred!

Ilz, he had his insides out like, what, two days ago. Give him a break, he is recouping. I am sure the last thing he wants to do is blog about celebrities. He is busy missing his kidney. The way we werrrrrrrrrrrrrrre……

when i met jesse spano last year, i was disappointed to see that she was shorter than me (why was my 28 yo ass thinkin with a 10 yo's memory?).

when i was a horny lil' ruffian, i wanted to climb her. sadly, the dream is gone…

kiiiiidneys…
like the corners of my mind…
misty watercolored kiiiidneys…
of the way wer werrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre.

oh sinner man, where you gonna run to…

Could we get a dictionary here, please? I think you might mean "desperation".

Lisa, I know, I was kidding… "is he okay? is he in pain?" Seriously?

I just wanted to sing about kidneys. Is that a crime?

It would be madness not to.

Lisa, I just lol'ed at "I'm so….sacred!" I know you meant to typed scared, but sacred really fits in an ironic kind of way.

the economy is desperate

Boy i can't wait to read about his four-way with the girls of the cast that never happened.

jemms attempt at politics is irrelevant. we only accept sarcasm and cries for attention here at mollygood.

I think we can all agree that the no-doz episode was clearly the best, yes?

stm i just want you to know i got the reference.

which one?

but i thank you.

i'm also slightly concerned for you… there's some crazy business going on my head, and you seem to get a lot of it, which means there's some crazy business going on in your head as well.

What about the ozone layer. It's deteriorating. Does nobody care? It's all about the damn economy. HAving said that, I hope Mr. Belding never attended and of the after party orgies. Or Miss Bliss

True story: some time ago, I worked as a PA for a morning radio show. On my very first day, my task was to greet Dustin Diamond and prep him for his interview. I was beside myself with glee. He arrived with a weird b-boy entourage, himself sporting a huge basketball jersey and a hat cocked to the side. He was a total cocksmoke and grabbed my ass, twice. The end.

PS, He cried on the air.

he grabbed your ass?!

you can't grab a stranger's ass. you certainly can't grab a stranger's ass and then cry on the radio.

that's grabass 101.

you totes should have submitted that for the whole, good side bad side thing on this site.

stm… the timbaland song (which probably isnt a timbaland song originally)…and as for all our weirdness, i wouldn't trade us for 50 sane people. however i am a little concerned that we might be twinkies?

Cocksmoke.

I love it, and am stealing it.

If I ever use it here, I will give you the credit killorn.

And killorn, I am thinking that there is a missing piece here.

I (would like to) think that after he grabbed your ass the second time, you grabbed his sack.

You said: "That's ALL you got? BWAHAHAHAH!"

Resulting in him crying on the air.

And that is the…REST OF THE STORY. G'dDay.

;-)

Perhaps I was mistaken - I thought that in order to qualify as a submission, the people had to be celebrities.

well-played, killorn.

and sar, sinner man i think might have been done by nina simone first. she's the business.

i don't wanna be a twinkie! can i be a ding dong instead?

i've lived these 34 years without ever eating a twinkie. and now i'm sort of scared of them.

ok, this has been bothering me all day:

why is he leering at the shirt like he wants to fellate it?

i mean, ew.

I had a deep fried twinkie at the Santa Cruz boardwalk a few weeks ago.

None of my children would take a bite.

It was delicious. I couldn't even finish it.

I am going to read that book when it comes out! I want to see if he put his brush with killorn in it.

I won't buy this book, but I WILL buy a cup of coffee at Borders, and read this book.

hahaha

fellate

Whitney, for the love of cheesus! Don't do it!

fellate…lol…

stm, twinkies are disgusting.