November 18, 2008

"I could get used to this Miami lifestyle."

Think of how much Botox you could buy with that $7 million book deal.

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November 17, 2008

Is Sarah Palin the Julie McCoy

of the Conservative Set?  Find out at the Lake.

"And then my campaign did this."

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"You can have your way with me over here."

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REUTERS/Jim Young

Well, I'm glad that Bush has finally learned what the G20 is...

Now she'll be able to buy herself

the full Louis Vuitton luggage set.

After she spent the last few weeks talking to just about any camera put in front of her, it should come as no surprise that former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin is moving closer to inking a book deal.

Just how much could the Alaska governor make from putting pen to paper? About $7 million, according to some estimates.

Maybe she'll buy 'Hooked on Phonics' for everyone, too.

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AP/Al Grillo

Why am I always the last to know

about these sites?

Puppy Webcam!

[h/t Gary]

Like getting an endorsement from Torquemada.

From ABC News:

At the World Economic Forum's 24th India Economic Summit in New Delhi, India, former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger said of reports that President-elect Obama is considering Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NY, as Secretary of State, "I believe it would be an outstanding appointment. If it is true, it shows a number of things, including great courage on the part of the President-Elect. To appoint a very strong personality into a prominent cabinet position requires a great deal of courage."

Kissinger said that "Obama was my second choice in the election. But at the same time, I want to stress that this is the moment for non-partisanship in America. There are a number of challenges that must be dealt with...I believe that the United States faces a moment of enormous complexity, but also a moment of extraordinary opportunity."

And if anyone knows anything about political opportunism...

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November 16, 2008

The last vestiges of DIGNITUDE!

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AP/Seth Wenig

Seriously, how hard is it to wink?

"Only 64 days left in Chimperor's reign?

That calls for more cabbage!"

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REUTERS/Christian Hartmann

November 15, 2008

"Yeah, yeah, guilty as charged. Now do Ah

get to party with Angie?"

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AFP/Mandel Ngan

From the New York Times:

Pushed by President Bush, who convened the gathering at the suggestion of President Nicolas Sarkozy of France, the leaders reaffirmed their commitment to free markets and trade.

But the statement also laid blame for the crisis at the doorstep of the United States, saying governments “in some advanced countries†had taken inadequate steps to prevent a buildup of risk.

Everything sounds better in Irish.

Joe O'Connor (brother of Sinead) expounds on Sarah Palin.

UPDATE:  I am woefully remiss in failing to give the hat tip to Liz C. 

"Gosh, being named Republican Miss Fortune

is, like, the best! Also."

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AP/Al Grillo

What is with the wrist corsage?

"Will no one rid me of this nuisance?"

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REUTERS/Jim Young

In which Joe Loserman goes "WAAAAAAAAAH!"

Good on the Senators from Vermont! More like them, please.

November 14, 2008

Hey, Tommy!

SUCK. ON. THIS.

From Vanity Fair:

It would be easy to dismiss today’s rant (however spot-on it might be) by New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman as yet another ideological tirade against the U.S. automobile industry. But based on the bad news coming out of shopping-mall owner General Growth Properties [GGP], it is no wonder Friedman is feeling crankier than usual. That’s because the author’s wife, Ann (née Bucksbaum), is an heir to the General Growth fortune. In the past year, the couple—who live in an 11,400-square-foot mansion in Bethesda, Maryland—have watched helplessly as General Growth stock has fallen 99 percent, from a high of $51 to a recent 35 cents a share. The assorted Bucksbaum family trusts, once worth a combined $3.6 billion, are now worth less than $25 million.

Cue Atrios...

[h/t Eli]

Oh. My.

As usual, I'm a little late to the game...

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It's . . . mesmerizing.

It's pretty clear that Bush has never heard

the expression "Two in the pink..."?

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WH/Eric Draper

[h/t J.N.]

Look it up. I ain't gonna explain it here. This is a family blog!

Poor Droopy Dawg.

Senator Leahy doan want him noooo more!

"Ditch the broad, John."

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REUTERS/Las Vegas Sun/Steve Marcus

"I'm going to have the place swept for bugs

before we move in, if you don't mind."

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REUTERS/White House/David Bohrer

Make sure they remove the sacrificial altar in the basement, too.

Box cat is back at it.

cat n box

"For me, but not for thee."

Why should the Mormon Church enjoy its tax-exempt status if it insists on involving itself in matters of state?

Hit the Mormon Church where it hurts - its wallet.

Sign the petition.

There will be protests nationwide tomorrow. 

November 13, 2008

Rich Lowry just made

starbursts in his pants.

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"Ah called 'saved seat', din't Ah?"

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REUTERS/Mike Segar

"Ah love you shoooo much, Ishrael!"

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AP/ GPO, Moshe Milner, HO

So much for getting drunk with dignity. 67 days....

"All of you are just jealous because

I'm prettier and more popular than you."

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AP/Lynne Sladky

The conference is also a showcase for up-and-coming Republican governors who might want a crack at the Oval Office themselves, including Minnesota's Tim Pawlenty, Florida's Charlie Crist and Louisiana's Bobby Jindal. And none of them was putting up Palin lawn signs.

When Pawlenty said, "'Drill, baby, drill!' by itself is not an energy policy" - referring to the chant that became a staple of Palin's rallies - the target of his tweak was clear.

...

When asked if Palin was the best choice McCain could have made for a running mate, no one jumped to answer.

"Let's cut outta here and

check out the hotel tanning beds."

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It's the new criterion for running for President.

Knowing just when to wink for the cameras.

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REUTERS/Hans Deryk

No, you don't look any more "cuddly", Charlie.

"Let's see, there's Happy, Grumpy,

Sleepy, Moosey, and Joe!"

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REUTERS/Hans Deryk

Yes, the Five Dwarfs of the Apocalypse.

"I will now make the hypnotized patient

act like a chicken..."

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Well, that's not too hard.

November 12, 2008

"Come on, please ask me a question.

I'm not done burying myself quite yet."

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"Arrogant Cognitive Dissonance" is her middle name:

"It would be my honor to assist and support our new president and the new administration," said Palin, whom Sen. John McCain chose as his running mate in August. "

I speak for other Republicans and Republican governors, also," she said.

"They would be willing also to seize this opportunity that we have to progress this nation together, in a united front."

But asked moments later about some of the tough rhetoric she hurled from the stump, she said she was "still concerned" about Obama's ties to former Weather Underground member-turned-Chicago college professor William Ayers. Video Watch Palin discuss how she could help Obama »

"If anybody still wants to talk about it, I will," she said. "Because this is an unrepentant domestic terrorist who had campaigned to blow up, to destroy our Pentagon and our U.S. Capitol.

My brain hurts.

How can we miss you if you won't leave?

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"Regrets, I've had a few..."

Via Bloomberg:

Nov. 12 (Bloomberg) -- President George W. Bush said he regrets the display of the ``Mission Accomplished'' sign as backdrop for a speech he gave about a month after the March 2003 U.S. invasion of Iraq.

``To some, it said, well, `Bush thinks the war in Iraq is over,' when I didn't think that,'' he said in a CNN interview today. ``It conveyed the wrong message.''

"Stoopit words and deeds. Always gettin' misunderinterpreted."

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UPDATE: Jmhm, of Sisyphus Shrugged, alerts me to this tasty quote:

"Admiral Kelly, Captain Card, officers and sailors of the USS Abraham Lincoln, my fellow Americans: Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the Battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed."

"Conveyed the wrong message," indeed.

ZOMG, the Iraq War is over!

And Ex-Secretary of State apologizes for W.M.D. scare!

"Well, honestly, Jay, it only took me

a week to get used to losing my balls."

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November 11, 2008

Always a good idea to let a 7 year-old

totter around in your 4-inch heels while she's carrying her 6 month-old brother.

Misty water-colored memories...

Imagine a country with a President who won't act like this in public.

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Steve Bell nailed Bush from Day One.

They're not your fucking playthings,

you soulless douchebag!

NEW YORK (AP) -- President Bush wistfully saluted the nation's veterans Tuesday as he prepares to hand two ongoing wars over to his successor, saying he'll "miss being the commander in chief of such a fabulous group."

"Ah get presents even though Ah went AWOL!"

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"Oh, gosh, I'm ridin' shotgun with Jesus!"

From FUX News:

Palin, who could seek re-election in 2010 or potentially run for president in four years, said she will rely on faith.

"Putting my life in my creator's hands -- this is what I always do," she said. "I'm like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I'm like, don't let me miss the open door ... And if there is an open door in '12 or four years later, and if it is something that is going to be good for my family, for my state, for my nation, an opportunity for me, then I'll plow through that door."

"Open up that throttle, Jesus! We're takin' the White House!"

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Booo-YAH! Doin' the Happy Dance!

From the New York Times Caucus blog:

Ms. Palin directed most of her media criticism at liberal bloggers, whom she twice called, “those bloggers in their parents’ basement just talkin’ garbage.â€

For the record, Governor, I live in a one-bedroom apartment above ground. And I don't eat Cheetoh's. And I pronounce the "g"s at the end of words.

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