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I'm Convinced: MORANISM IS A RELIGON. Help me Compile the Commandments

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Wiley50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Oct-07-08 01:25 AM
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I'm Convinced: MORANISM IS A RELIGON. Help me Compile the Commandments
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Moses recieved his Commandments from a burning bush upon a mountain

Fast forward 5000 years

I'm getting these from flaming assholes on the internet

#1 Thou shall not think (at least not critically)

#2 Thou shall not check your spelling, ever

come on folks, I need help.

Who knows maybe we can prophet from this

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  [image][image]...  mcctatas   Oct-07-08 01:26 AM   #1 
  [image][image]Thou shalt not bitch about your lot in life.  NV Whino   Oct-07-08 01:29 AM   #2 
  [image][image][image]Unless thou art John McCain and/or a Wall Street executive.  beac   Oct-07-08 06:26 PM   #25 
  [image][image]THough shall eschew intellectual pursuits  nadinbrzezinski   Oct-07-08 01:30 AM   #3 
  [image][image][image]Would a real MORAN use the word "eschew?"  XemaSab   Oct-07-08 06:21 PM   #21 
  [image]   [image][image]Sounds like a sneeze to me! Eschew! Kazuntight!  Better Believe It   Oct-07-08 06:24 PM   #23 
  [image][image]Thou shalt not speak ill of Caribou Barbie's Secretary of Transportation...  Snarkoleptic   Oct-07-08 01:31 AM   #4 
  [image][image]Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ass  Sebastian Doyle   Oct-07-08 01:33 AM   #5 
  [image][image][image]Mules are exempt in lots of 20 with plenty of borax n/t  Wiley50   Oct-07-08 01:37 AM   #8 
  [image][image]Thou shall hate thy neighbor if they are of a different race  HughMoran   Oct-07-08 01:34 AM   #6 
  [image][image]#1-- THOU SHALT believe in a one-male god --  defendandprotect   Oct-07-08 01:34 AM   #7 
  [image][image]thou shall worship Faux News ..  Historic NY   Oct-07-08 01:38 AM   #9 
  [image][image]OUR RELIGON IS BETTER THAN YOURS  Steve_DeShazer   Oct-07-08 01:40 AM   #10 
  [image][image]Thou shalt bear false witness against thy party's opponent.  Mariana   Oct-07-08 01:43 AM   #11 
  [image][image]Brawndo's got what plants crave.  EOO   Oct-07-08 02:10 AM   #12 
  [image][image][image]Frightening how similar that movie is to the real thing -  magdalena   Oct-07-08 02:38 AM   #16 
  [image][image]Thou shalt never ever apply logic to a situation.  jwirr   Oct-07-08 02:15 AM   #13 
  [image][image]"Faith-based arrogance...thou shalt have no other attitude before this."  adsosletter   Oct-07-08 02:28 AM   #14 
  [image][image]Thou shalt vote Republican  Rocknrule   Oct-07-08 02:35 AM   #15 
  [image][image]Thou shalt mock thy betters n/t  Mopar151   Oct-07-08 02:50 AM   #17 
  [image][image]Thou shalt not covet your neighbor's goods.  billyoc   Oct-07-08 03:00 AM   #18 
  [image][image]Some pretty good ones for the wee hours as it was  Wiley50   Oct-07-08 06:18 PM   #19 
  [image][image]Thou shalt dick around in school 'cause only nerds can read or write  XemaSab   Oct-07-08 06:20 PM   #20 
  [image][image]Thou shalt vote against thine own best interests.  trof   Oct-07-08 06:22 PM   #22 
  [image][image]Thou shalt blame thy problems in life on people who look different than you.  ddeclue   Oct-07-08 06:26 PM   #24 
  [image][image]Thou shall eat pretzels and speak gibberish when troubled by thine enemies.  Tierra_y_Libertad   Oct-07-08 06:27 PM   #26 
  [image][image]Thou shalt break many of the original 'Commandments', then Repent, Rinse and Repeat.  beac   Oct-07-08 06:29 PM   #27 
  [image][image]Watch the video, and freeze it at "The Book of Dubya"  DFW   Oct-07-08 06:33 PM   #28 
  [image][image]Thou shalt not kill unless you just want to, or you need their money,  JenniferZ   Oct-07-08 06:33 PM   #29 
  [image][image]Thou shall love your wealthy masters, and hate the poor, including  G_j   Oct-07-08 06:35 PM   #30 
  [image][image]There is one GOP, thou shalt have no other Parties before me. n/t  ColbertWatcher   Oct-07-08 06:36 PM   #31 
  [image][image]Thou shall not cast asparagus  Holly_Hobby   Oct-07-08 06:38 PM   #32 
  [image][image]here are mine (first hand observation of in-laws)  babydollhead   Oct-07-08 06:43 PM   #33 
  [image][image]Thou shalt dwell in thy mother's basement  kingofalldems   Oct-07-08 06:48 PM   #34 
  [image][image][image]forever and ever amen.  slampoet   Oct-07-08 07:25 PM   #38 
  [image][image]Thou shalt not see the irony & satire in The Colbert Report n/t  Sabriel   Oct-07-08 06:55 PM   #35 
  [image][image][image]nor the irony and satire of Larry the Cable Guy.  slampoet   Oct-07-08 07:24 PM   #37 
  [image][image]Thou shalt lay around in thy parent's basement  DearAbby   Oct-07-08 07:22 PM   #36 
  [image][image]Thou shall call yourself "Joe SixPack" or "Hockey Mom"  Cobalt Violet   Oct-07-08 07:28 PM   #39 
  [image][image]Thou shalt have no other gods before Reagan.  johnaries   Oct-07-08 08:30 PM   #40 
 
mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Oct-07-08 01:26 AM
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1. ...
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Thou shalt not take the name of Ronnie Reagan in vain?
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NV Whino (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Oct-07-08 01:29 AM
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2. Thou shalt not bitch about your lot in life.
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beac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Tue Oct-07-08 06:26 PM
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25. Unless thou art John McCain and/or a Wall Street executive.
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Edited on Tue Oct-07-08 06:26 PM by beac
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Oct-07-08 01:30 AM
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3. THough shall eschew intellectual pursuits
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Tue Oct-07-08 06:21 PM
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21. Would a real MORAN use the word "eschew?"
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Better Believe It Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Oct-07-08 06:24 PM
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23. Sounds like a sneeze to me! Eschew! Kazuntight!
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Snarkoleptic Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Oct-07-08 01:31 AM
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4. Thou shalt not speak ill of Caribou Barbie's Secretary of Transportation...
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Sebastian Doyle (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Oct-07-08 01:33 AM
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5. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ass
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especially if it's a same sex neighbor!!

But sheep and cousins of the opposite gender are OK.
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Wiley50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Oct-07-08 01:37 AM
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8. Mules are exempt in lots of 20 with plenty of borax n/t
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HughMoran Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Oct-07-08 01:34 AM
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6. Thou shall hate thy neighbor if they are of a different race
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defendandprotect Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Oct-07-08 01:34 AM
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7. #1-- THOU SHALT believe in a one-male god --
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Edited on Tue Oct-07-08 01:35 AM by defendandprotect
#2 -- be arrogant and violent --

#3 - love money --

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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Oct-07-08 01:38 AM
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9. thou shall worship Faux News ..
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thou shall lie repeatedly so others may believe it true.
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Steve_DeShazer Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Oct-07-08 01:40 AM
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10. OUR RELIGON IS BETTER THAN YOURS
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Repent or dye.

Chaos or Devine Odor?
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Mariana Donating Member (256 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Tue Oct-07-08 01:43 AM
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11. Thou shalt bear false witness against thy party's opponent.
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Edited on Tue Oct-07-08 01:45 AM by Mariana
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12. Brawndo's got what plants crave.
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magdalena Donating Member (284 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Oct-07-08 02:38 AM
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16. Frightening how similar that movie is to the real thing -
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like Fey doing Palin.
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13. Thou shalt never ever apply logic to a situation.
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adsosletter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Oct-07-08 02:28 AM
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14. "Faith-based arrogance...thou shalt have no other attitude before this."
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Rocknrule (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Oct-07-08 02:35 AM
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15. Thou shalt vote Republican
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Thou shalt care about nothing but abortion and homosexuality
Thou shalt never question your leaders
Thou shalt not kill...unless it's someone of a different political party, skin color, or religion
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Mopar151 (122 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Oct-07-08 02:50 AM
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17. Thou shalt mock thy betters n/t
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billyoc Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Oct-07-08 03:00 AM
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18. Thou shalt not covet your neighbor's goods.
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Go into debt buying your own.
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Wiley50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Oct-07-08 06:18 PM
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19. Some pretty good ones for the wee hours as it was
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Guess I'll kick it once in primetime and see if any more pop up
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Tue Oct-07-08 06:20 PM
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20. Thou shalt dick around in school 'cause only nerds can read or write
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Oct-07-08 06:22 PM
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22. Thou shalt vote against thine own best interests.
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24. Thou shalt blame thy problems in life on people who look different than you.
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26. Thou shall eat pretzels and speak gibberish when troubled by thine enemies.
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beac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list