An insanely good and long overdue idea. I’m renting this as soon as it hits DVD.

So if I shove forks up my ass and down my throat and plug myself into a wall socket, I’ll go heaven and meet the baby Jesus?

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Hmm… Thanks, I’ll have to try that. How’s about you go first?

On some Public Access show, circa 1997:

In the name of all things holy and true… I really fucking need one of these bastards:

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One could argue that living in Brooklyn, I hardly need one of these bad boys. I beg to differ. A paintball sentry makes you awesome. It makes any place instantly badass. It’s a necessary addition to any paranoid’s household.

This is where I’m at today:

My body feeds 10. I need to gain more weight!

I would never take advantage of your naivety.

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I would never RickRoll you.

As I wait to get the Hell out of New york City and some place rural, with grass and trees for a few days, here’s what I’m getting down with:

…and yet there’s more:

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This is how I’m rolling today. Rock it:

While unfortunately this isn’t real and all in good fun, it’s fucking classic:

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Thanks, Nathan.