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Forbidden fruit

Remember my half eaten apple problem (link)? Since then the girls know not to just go get fruit without asking first. I like to cut the apple instead of the girls taking a whole one because then the entire apple gets eaten. So today the girls disobeyed and each helped themselves to an apple while I was showering (what is it with females and apples?).

Me: Kourtney you know better than to get fruit without asking first. Now you are wasting all the parts on that apple that you won't eat.
Kourtney: (Head tilted down, eyes staring up) Are you going to call the police?