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Its not that I have nothing else to do other than complaining about how people park their cars, but its mostly that its in my nature to get pissed up at things.

Anywayz, check out this picture, a nice example to follow of our police force force!

(click to get larger image)

Here’s a zoom

And it is those people who will torture you with fines when you parked your car wrongly somewhere. I guess save better learn manners first.

Ohh well, the pics were taken right after the presentation of our fyp, everyone were in a drunken state :p.

catch up with ya later.

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bon avant tou, :p mo pena narien contre bann blonde, mais sa joke la tro bon!

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Cher fils,

Je t’écris ces lignes pour que tu saches que je t’écris. Alors, si tu reçois cette lettre c’est qu’elle est bien arrivée. Si tu ne la reçois pas tu me préviens pour que je te la renvoie. Je t’écris lentement parce que
je sais que tu ne lis pas très vite. L’autre jour, ton père a lu que selon les enquêtes la plupart des accidents
arrivent à 1 km de la maison, ainsi nous nous sommes décidés à déménager plus loin. La maison est superbe ; elle a une machine à laver, mais je ne suis pas sûre qu’elle fonctionne. Hier, j’ai mis le linge dedans, j’ai
tiré la chasse et je n’ai plus vu le linge depuis, mais bon.

Le temps ici n’est pas trop mauvais. La semaine dernière il a plu seulement deux fois. La première fois, la pluie a duré 3 jours, la deuxième 4. A propos de la veste que tu voulais, ton oncle Pierre m’a dit que si nous te l’envoyions avec les boutons, comme ils sont lourds, ça coûterait plus cher; alors, nous avons enlevé les boutons et les avons mis dans la poche.

Nous avons enfin enterré ton grand-père ; nous avons trouvé son corps lors du déménagement. Il était dans l’armoire depuis le jour où il a gagné en jouant à cache-cache.

Je te raconte que l’autre jour il y a eu une explosion à gaz dans la cuisine, et ton père et moi sommes sortis propulsés dans l’air au dehors de la maison ; quelle émotion !, c’est la première fois que ton père et moi sortons ensemble depuis des années. Le médecin est venu à la maison pour voir si nous étions bien et il m’a mis un tube en verre dans la bouche. Il m’a dit de la fermer pendant 10 minutes, ton père lui a proposé
de lui racheter le tube.

Et puisqu’on parle de ton père, je t’annonce qu’il a du travail, il en est fière, il travaille au dessus d’à peu près 500 personnes. Il l’ont pris pour couper le gazon dans le cimetière.

Ta sÅ“ur Julie, celle qui s’est mariée avec son mari, elle a enfin mis au monde, mais on ne sait pas encore le sexe, je ne saurais pas te dire si tu es oncle ou tante. Si c’est une fille, ta sÅ“ur va l’appeler comme moi. Ce
sera étrange d’appeler sa fille “maman”.

Ton père a demandé à ta sÅ“ur Lucie si elle est enceinte, elle lui a dit que oui, de 5 mois déjà ; mais là , ton père a demandé si elle était sûre qu’il était d’elle. Lucie lui a dit que oui. Quelle fille solide, quelle fierté, tel père telle fille.

Ton cousin Paul s’est marié et il prie tous les jours devant sa femme, parce qu’elle est vierge. Par contre, on n’a plus revu l’oncle Isidore, celui qui est mort l’année dernière.

Ton chien Pouky nous inquiète, il continue à poursuivre les voitures à l’arrêt. Mais ton frère Jeannot c’est pire. Il a fermé la voiture et il a laissé les clefs à l’intérieur. Il a dû aller chez lui chercher le double pour pouvoir nous sortir tous de là.

Bon, mon fils, je ne t’écris pas l’adresse sur la lettre, je ne la connais pas. En fait la dernière famille qui a habité ici est partie avec les numéros pour les remettre dans leur nouveau domicile.

Si tu vois Marguerite, passe lui le bonjour. Si tu ne la voies pas, ne lui dis rien.

Ta mère qui t’adore

Christine

P.S. J’allais te mettre quelques sous, mais j’ai déjà fermé l’enveloppe.

There are days like that when I really believe that a few people really lacks humanity in them.

As you all know, there was a huge rainy weather today, due to which univ was released earlier (and some even got their exams canceled).

The ministry of education released a communiqué to free all students from courses etc..

As always, it seems that everyone panicked and rushed and there was a huge traffic jam, which lead to unavailability of buses in reduit. There was a huge crowd of people in the bus stops, so going there was just plainly insane as the bus shelter was full to the max and couldn’t shelter more person from the rain. In such a case it is normal that students and others will wait for the rain to subside a bit and until there’s space in the bus shelter so as they can get a bus to go home. So in the mean while, since the UoM student’s common room was already closed, students crowded the univ’s cafE, it wasn’t THAT crowded, besides i believe that they were even making more profit since by waiting there, the students/other people are just potential customers. But of course, lack of humanity in those sonofbitches (or maybe they lack some grey matter), they just rushed everyone out (carrement, inn pouss bann zenfant dehor, i would say… “inn bour bann zenfant la dehor”). What kind of manners are that? Don’t those people have kids? Can’t they see that they are just pushing everyone outside to the rain and cold???

Damned, it wasn’t even 16hr ot 17hr, it was 14hr!! where they in SUCH a hurry to go home?? (in a traffic jam that was sooo locked that you can almost be sure nothing was moving).

Bein bann zenn, hereusement ena MIE so cafetaria, nou inn all kass 1 poz laba, et ti meme p gagne manzE laba :p …

B bizin montrE cafetaria ki c la mass ki control li, et non li ki control la masse, :p, mo esperE ki zot pou fer la bonne decision next time ki zot all astE kitsoz pou manzE… remember who kicked you out in the rain!

So, lemme know what you think about how UoM cafe sux :p am all ears :p and also :p on this blog, most of the time moderation is on relaxed mode :p

pps. mo ti content konE si ena kit raison valid pou linn fer sa :p

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Well, some genius found the proper way :p

hehe, definitely a good engineer must be able to use what s/he has at hand to solve any problems :p

anwayz hope that cheers you up a bit before the exams at univ.

Goodluck for the exams btw.

+$3|v3n

Hello people, the blog is back up and running, was a bit caught up lately, anyways, its working now.. yupeee.

i’ve been watching a lot of bleach lately, have to wait 2 more weeks for more episode.

Currently in a test week.. am supposed to be revizing… lol.

Well the rest is.. life life life.. had a lot of things to say.. too bad the blog was down.

anywayz, did i mention that i am now writting my first blog entry using my new imac? …ohhh you gotta love the sexy design of the mac… but ohh well.. as far as osx is concerned… i still prefer my FreeBSD system as before… but ohh well… osx is based on bsd and i discovered it has port also .. so i am trying to survive on osx for some while… more on this later.

[nilish thanks for correecting the link :)]

The Evolution of a Programmer

High School/Jr.High

 10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
 20 END

First year in College
 program Hello(input, output)
   begin
     writeln('Hello World';)
   end.

Senior year in College
 (defun hello
   (print
     (cons 'Hello (list 'World))))

New professional
 #include <stdio.h>
 void main(void)
 {
   char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};
   int i;

   for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i)
     printf("%s", message[i]);
   printf("\n");
 }

Seasoned professional
 #include <iostream.h>
 #include <string.h>

 class string
 {
 private:
   int size;
   char *ptr;

 public:
   string() : size(0), ptr(new char('\0';)) {}

   string(const string &s) : size(s.size)
   {
     ptr = new char[size + 1];
     strcpy(ptr, s.ptr);
   }

   ~string()
   {
     delete [] ptr;
   }

   friend ostream &operator <<(ostream &, const string &);
   string &operator=(const char *);
 };

 ostream &operator<<(ostream &stream, const string &s)
 {
   return(stream << s.ptr);
 }

 string &string::operator=(const char *chrs)
 {
   if (this != &chrs)
   {
     delete [] ptr;
    size = strlen(chrs);
     ptr = new char[size + 1];
     strcpy(ptr, chrs);
   }
   return(*this);
 }

 int main()
 {
   string str;

   str = "Hello World";
   cout << str << endl;

   return(0);
 }

Master Programmer
 [
 uuid(2573F8F4-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
 ]
 library LHello
 {
     // bring in the master library
     importlib("actimp.tlb");
     importlib("actexp.tlb");

     // bring in my interfaces
     #include "pshlo.idl"

     [
     uuid(2573F8F5-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
     ]
     cotype THello
  {
  interface IHello;
  interface IPersistFile;
  };
 };

 [
 exe,
 uuid(2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
 ]
 module CHelloLib
 {

     // some code related header files
     importheader(<windows.h>);
     importheader(<ole2.h>);
     importheader(<except.hxx>);
     importheader("pshlo.h");
     importheader("shlo.hxx");
     importheader("mycls.hxx");

     // needed typelibs
     importlib("actimp.tlb");
     importlib("actexp.tlb");
     importlib("thlo.tlb");

     [
     uuid(2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820),
     aggregatable
     ]
     coclass CHello
  {
  cotype THello;
  };
 };

 #include "ipfix.hxx"

 extern HANDLE hEvent;

 class CHello : public CHelloBase
 {
 public:
     IPFIX(CLSID_CHello);

     CHello(IUnknown *pUnk);
     ~CHello();

     HRESULT  stdcall  CHello::PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString)
 {
     printf("%ws\n", pwszString);
     return(ResultFromScode(S_OK));
 }

 CHello::~CHello(void)
 {

 // when the object count goes to zero, stop the server
 cObjRef--;
 if( cObjRef == 0 )
     PulseEvent(hEvent);

 return;
 }

 #include <windows.h>
 #include <ole2.h>
 #include "pshlo.h"
 #include "shlo.hxx"
 #include "mycls.hxx"

 HANDLE hEvent;

  int _cdecl main(
 int argc,
 char * argv[]
 ) {
 ULONG ulRef;
 DWORD dwRegistration;
 CHelloCF *pCF = new CHelloCF();

 hEvent = CreateEvent(NULL, FALSE, FALSE, NULL);

 // Initialize the OLE libraries
 CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);

 CoRegisterClassObject(CLSID_CHello, pCF, CLSCTX_LOCAL_SERVER,
     REGCLS_MULTIPLEUSE, &dwRegistration);

 // wait on an event to stop
 WaitForSingleObject(hEvent, INFINITE);

 // revoke and release the class object
 CoRevokeClassObject(dwRegistration);
 ulRef = pCF->Release();

 // Tell OLE we are going away.
 CoUninitialize();

 return(0); }

 extern CLSID CLSID_CHello;
 extern UUID LIBID_CHelloLib;

 CLSID CLSID_CHello = { /* 2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
     0x2573F891,
     0xCFEE,
     0x101A,
     { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
 };

 UUID LIBID_CHelloLib = { /* 2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
     0x2573F890,
     0xCFEE,
     0x101A,
     { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
 };

 #include <windows.h>
 #include <ole2.h>
 #include <stdlib.h>
 #include <string.h>
 #include <stdio.h>
 #include "pshlo.h"
 #include "shlo.hxx"
 #include "clsid.h"

 int _cdecl main(
 int argc,
 char * argv[]
 ) {
 HRESULT  hRslt;
 IHello        *pHello;
 ULONG  ulCnt;
 IMoniker * pmk;
 WCHAR  wcsT[_MAX_PATH];
 WCHAR  wcsPath[2 * _MAX_PATH];

 // get object path
 wcsPath[0] = '\0';
 wcsT[0] = '\0';
 if( argc > 1) {
     mbstowcs(wcsPath, argv[1], strlen(argv[1]) + 1);
     wcsupr(wcsPath);
     }
 else {
     fprintf(stderr, "Object path must be specified\n");
     return(1);
     }

 // get print string
 if(argc > 2)
     mbstowcs(wcsT, argv[2], strlen(argv[2]) + 1);
 else
     wcscpy(wcsT, L"Hello World");

 printf("Linking to object %ws\n", wcsPath);
 printf("Text String %ws\n", wcsT);

 // Initialize the OLE libraries
 hRslt = CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);

 if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {

     hRslt = CreateFileMoniker(wcsPath, &pmk);
     if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt))
  hRslt = BindMoniker(pmk, 0, IID_IHello, (void **)&pHello);

     if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {

  // print a string out
  pHello->PrintSz(wcsT);

  Sleep(2000);
  ulCnt = pHello->Release();
  }
     else
  printf("Failure to connect, status: %lx", hRslt);

     // Tell OLE we are going away.
     CoUninitialize();
     }

 return(0);
 }

Apprentice Hacker

 #!/usr/local/bin/perl
 $msg="Hello, world.\n";
 if ($#ARGV >= 0) {
   while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) {
     $outfilename = $arg;
     open(FILE, ">" . $outfilename) || die "Can't write $arg: $!\n";
     print (FILE $msg);
     close(FILE) || die "Can't close $arg: $!\n";
   }
 } else {
   print ($msg);
 }
 1;

Experienced Hacker
 #include <stdio.h>
 #define S "Hello, World\n"
 main(){exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1);}

Seasoned Hacker
 % cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c
 % a.out

Guru Hacker
 % echo "Hello, world."

New Manager
 10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
 20 END

Middle Manager
 mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12
 Bob, could you please write me a program that prints "Hello,
world."?
 I need it by tomorrow.
 ^D

Senior Manager
 % zmail jim
 I need a "Hello, world." program by this afternoon.

Chief Executive
 % letter
 letter: Command not found.
 % mail
 To: ^X ^F ^C
 % help mail
 help: Command not found.
 % ####!
 !: Event unrecognized
 % logout

Have a nice time, hope you are getting ready for univ (or work) :p

Well, am not doing any politics here, i am a politic as far as this blog is concerned, i was surfing youtube when i found a nice vid :p

I guess this might let some of you to reflect on the new year :p

Ofcourse, i am neutral to all these political stuffs on this blog, so, pas vinn koz politic ar moi, mo pa ar okenn parti moi.

non political stuffs
lecourse souwal

parodie draguerr

Happy new year ppl.

lol watch this video :p

Sometimes i really believe that this is true.

So i was just googling randomly, then out of curiosity, i wanted to understand how famous serial killers killed their victims (really just out of curiosity.. since its good to know the minds of ppl.. for me atleast).

Anywayz, i googled, how to kill a man.. and i got a surprising result :p

Entitled: How to kill yourself like a man, lmao, it is a MUST read.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide 

hahahahaha fucken hilarious naa? :p comment then :p

:(:(:(:(:(

I just realized that since the house construction start,ed we had moved everything to an aunts place, so even the plastic Christmas tree has been sent there (sure i prefer a real tree, but its tiring to go and cut down one.. and its bad to do that :p).

So, what was i saying,… yes, since i just realized i don’t have any Christmas tree i can’t decorate one, so, i am sitting sad in my corner damning the world and feeling jealous as to how many persons are decorating their tree right now and i am being deprived of that small pleasure which i like sooo much.. ohh well.. i wonder if by some hours i’ll get crazy enough to decorate the big litchi tree infront of my house to make it look like a Christmas tree.. though thinking of it now.. i won’t have enough decorations for that.. ohhh well.. we’ll see…

Merry Christmas to you all.

edit: After a second thought i won’t decorate my litchi tree.. this will appear as if i am not respecting the Christmas tradition.