Humor

A couple of days after it began, the "sabbatical" ends. Post has some new advice; never set an agenda you can't keep.

Jokes

This is a humorous list of reactions to being rejected by the woman that you intend to marry.

Heidi Dogs first night alone.

Every fiber of my being began to long for her. My loins were burning! **sidebar-every romance story I've ever heard of has burning loins.... So I added them here for your enjoyment. Please, enjoy the loins.**

A humorous look at writing song lyrics

elevator ride

Answers to the common misconception that servers control the entire restaurant.

Pleasing your man naturally

Just a listing of funny facts playing with names of famous people (check out the Montgomery Burns one!)

Have Some Fun at the Expense of the 2008 Democratic Candidate for Vice President

The various parts within America's heath care system work together seamlessly: the doctors diagnose diseases; the pharmacies dispense health-restoring medicines; and the medical insurance companies complete the circle by making you sick.

Do you have more junk mail than you can manage? Check out this list of creative ways to use it.

Let's look back on the life of Robert Falden.

Humoristic piece poking some serious fun at the author.

It's Bright Idea Day in America but are you familiar with all the other holidays celebrated around the world today? How about celebrity birthdays?

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According to rumors circulating on the internet, the recent revelation that Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin's unmarried 17-year-old daughter Bristol Palin is pregnant is just a clever ploy hiding the truth about Alaskan Governor Palin's own pregnancy.

Yet Another Staggering Comic Strip! : Transcendental Experience

A close examination of history tells us there is no other conclusion: God hates Republicans, God hates Christians and most of all, God hates Christian Republicans.

A close examination of history tells us there is no other conclusion: God hates Republicans, God hates Christians and most of all, God hates Christian Republicans.

She nearly had me. Then I came to my senses.

Port Lucie, Florida has made the headlines with another breast incident. Unlike the Tiffany Shepherd breast incident, this one's a fake breast, made from a water-filled condom left behind by a cross-dressing purse-snatcher. And I have some questions...

Humor:

This is a parody of an acceptance speech to become the next President.

This is a whimsical poem about a boy and his Popsicle Bug.

In the beginning there was nothing. Then there was something. It's all very reasonable.

I know that's probably the first time you've ever heard that come out of someone's mouth, but hear me out here.

More Short Silly Kids Poems about home appliances.

I noticed a number of behaviors that my daughter and my puppy have in common.

10 classic pickup lines that are guaranteed to fail!

A short story, told in first person. A young woman just gets off work, and is starting to gave a good night, when everything changes.

I admit it. I am hooked and head over hills ga-ga on entering contests.

This is a guide on how to kill beggars...............

With the presidential campaign in full swing, you're probably wondering the same thing I am: What will happen to the battery industry once the polar ice caps melt?

A look at the hilarious side of one of Myspace's current afflictions

I have heard about privacy rights, right from my infancy. But I had to wait too late in my life to know that I had nosey-poker rights too!

The Web-based comic "El Goonish Shive," or EGS to its fans, is, like many Web comics, centered around a group of friends and their misadventures. But it is there that EGS departs from the standard formula and descends into a world all its own.

A brief but succinct overview of the painful life and times of the patron saint of self-destruction.

To demonstrate the effectiveness of the 2008 Economic Stimulus Act, the United States Federal Bureau of Statistics recently released the results of the ways Americans spent their Economic Stimulus checks.

The problem with military invasions and proctology exams is that once the border has been crossed, it's pretty much too late to do anything about it....

Capitalizing on the popular movie "WALL-E" and the popular "Metal Gear Solid" video game series comes this episode of Yo-Joe's bizarre adventure.

Living with cats is certainly rewarding but it does come with some risks. This article presents methods to keep from squashing your cat or busting your butt.

It's Lost Day in American but are you familiar with all the other holidays celebrated around the world today? How about celebrity birthdays?

Our encounter with the Lady in the Green Gown, goddess of the forest.

Medical science has advanced very much in all developing countries. Longevity has increased. While this is true in many cases, there are pockets of unhealthy and unhygienic areas where the benefits of modern medical progress have not penetrated.

Humorous kid-safe poem

quips and posers: how many times will your heart beat? Who will be the rich man in the next life? Why do people buy PC's? Read now to find out.

(Thank You Khara for the advice)

One man, alone, and on a mission to construct his child's crib. This is his story.

Bush in Trouble Over Chinatown Incident

Peeping tom, terror, gun shot, family, neighbors.

A Selection of Jokes followed by reflective comments to help us grow in our wisdom.

10 jokes your kids will love.

God Bless Pres. Bush! That economic stimulus package really did the trick, didn't it?

Some silly and offbeat jokes that your children may enjoy.

A humorous short story concerning a group of kids on their first trip out of the big city to the suburbs.

What happens when two mischievous brothers receive gummy santas in their stockings?

the fictional musings of a woman from a small town in western Colorado

Illustration of "doing gender" (either behaving against the norm or with the norm of what a particular gender would do in a situation.

As scientist announce they are one step closer to developing a real life invisibility cloak, people begin imagining all the interesting things they could do if they could be invisible. Here is a quick rundown of the top ten things to do while wearing an invisibility cloak.

How much work does it really take to convince people you're dumb?

It's Old Timer's Day in America but are you familiar with all the other holidays and celebrity birthdays around the world?

It's Labor Day in America but are you familiar with all the other holidays celebrated around the world? How about celebrity birthdays?

It's International Day of the Disappeared but are you familiar with all the other holidays celebrated around the world today? How about celebrity birthdays?

It's Love Litigating Lawyers Day in America but are you familiar with all the other holidays celebrated around the world today? How about celebrity birthdays?

Humor: No visit to England would be complete without visiting the majestic Stonehenge which stands on Salisbury Plain in the county of Wiltshire.

Efflux of talent to other countries is a serious problem with some countries that have considerable skilled personnel but fewer opportunities .The available opportunities are cornered mostly by vested interests who are flourishing.

The monsters of our youth that plagued us in the dark will always fire our imaginations. Here's some helpful hints to keep them at bay. You hope.

Looks matter to voters. So who's hot and who's not, of the Democratic and Republican candidates and their spouses?

Today, I found a reason to be happy about the selection of Sarah Palin as John McCain's running mate.

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I letter I wrote to 3M in 1999 back when we were very preoccupied with the Y2K problem.

When it comes to seats, or queues, the pregnant card is always trumps. As my eight-month pregnant wife discovered, much to the dismay of some of the other passengers.

SEZ, Special Economic Zones, are areas earmarked for industries of a special kind which hold out great prospects of economic growth. Two persons, one well informed and the other ill informed, discuss the subject.

Self interviews the Baconator.

There are a lot of different versions of Heaven out there, this is simply how I chose mine

Humor: Feral shopping carts.

Humor: Famous Dying Words

The bus driver rolled his eyes and sighed at me as though I was some kind of twit. I hate bus drivers.

Humor: Health workers from all over the country descended on London's West End yesterday...

IMany love the concept of time sharing. There are many benefits.

My foot; of bone, and meat, and hairs...

Humor. Poem

A short guide to causing delays at a cash point.

Sell your soul if you have to but don't expect salvation.

There are many ways to answer this question. I don't know any of them.

Applying on that gigantic pharmaceutical company's website with any hope of hearing from them? You'll probably have better chances winning PowerBall.

Not all inventions will make it big. But these are certainly very strange.

The truth about the presidential campaigns. One writer's feelings about the election. Why should we be stuck choosing the lesser of two evils?

Using a religious studies class I attended, I consider whether Democratic Party Presidential candidate Barack Obama is The Devil.

Here are 15 quotes from three of my favorite cartoon characters. Your mission is to match each quote with the one who said it.

This is the story of a person who is in search of house for outright purchase. He makes enquiries with his friends. A short conversation takes place between two of them.