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Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Look of the year!!!

Well How many people get noticed by people who can provide the opportunity???
Now you don't have to wait to get noticed
if you have the looks and you have the attitude
here you are, just a centimeter away from glory

"http://www.lookoftheyear.com" makes this happen for you, not just this, you can even win a 10.000 USD price.Its more or less like a beauty contest.

All you got to do is send your pictures which you think will be dazzling to "Look Of The Year"and this is your chance to be the next Young and Beautiful Super model working.

SO what is making you wait, just get down and register and show your skills
and bedazzle this world with your looks :)
http://www.lookoftheyear.com

Again back for jobs

hi ppl
am back
from my exams and now am going to do blogging
and earn
hahaa...

Thursday, March 13, 2008

CouponChief.com!!!!

Easter is coming and all the bunnies around the world are eagerly awaiting the arrival of the Easter Bunny. The Easter Bunny is said to be a mystical giant bunny who goes around granting wishes for bunnies.
The easter is all around you, you can hear the jingles

Make a wishlist of friends and family and think of the most amazing gift you would buy for them, if you could. Don't forget the kids!

Have you thought about buying???
if so you could get some valuable Coupons from our
online coupons

CouponChief.com makes it happen for you all :)

for example, you wanna get a laptop for your growing kid
go for
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or
thinking of presenting a bag???
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Two HOrses - Nice one!!!

Two Horses .....................

Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it.

From a distance, each horse looks like any other horse. But if you stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing....

Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him.

This alone is amazing.

If you stand nearby and listen, you will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field.

Attached to the horse's halter is a small bell.

It lets the blind friend know where the other horse is, so he can follow.

As you stand and watch these two friends, you'll see that the horse with the bell is always checking on the blind horse, and that the blind horse will listen for the bell and then slowly walk to where the other horse is, trusting that he will not be led astray.

When the horse with the bell returns to the shelter of the barn each evening, it stops occasionally and looks back, making sure that the blind friend isn't too far behind to hear the bell.

Like the owners of these two horses, God does not throw us away just because we are not perfect or because we have problems or challenges.

He watches over us and even brings others into our lives to help us when we are in need.

Sometimes we are the blind horse being guided by the little ringing bell of those who God places in our lives.

Other times we are the guide horse, helping others to find their way....

Good friends are like that ... you may not always see them, but you know they are alw ays there.

Please listen for my bell and I'll listen for yours. And remember... be kinder than necessary-everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Temperature@lert accepted by SPEC Power!!!

SPECpower_ssj2008 is the first industry standard to evaluate the power and performance characteristics of volume server class computers. it is really a hard task to get accepted by them
But Our Temperature@lert has made its way through it
And the two important factors which made our Temperature@lert special is
Temperature@lert's USB temperature sensor has been accepted as a SPEC Power compliant device.
Temperature@lert is the only approved device available with 64-bit drivers.
check out their site
Temperature@lert

And here is the press release:

SPECpower_ssj2008 is the latest installment of an IT industry benchmark evaluates the power and performance characteristics in larger volume server class computers. It was created out of a need to monitor and regroup energy use from the IT industry and computer manufactures around the world.

SPECpower_ssj2008 does not only measure AC power from the source but it delivers a calibrated matrix for all computer functions including ambient temperature. There are two temperature measuring tools that are compatible with SPECpower_ssj2008 and the only one with support for 64-bit drivers is Temperarture@lert.

With the combination of the SPECpower_ssj2008 and Temperature@lert system administrators can run both temperature and power controls. The SPECpower_ssj2008 measures power for the AC input and combines the implementation to a performance metric. This provides pertinent information about what power considerations are made when considering which data center. Coupled with Temperature@lert, the power and temperature gradient works in symbiotic form to provide the best accuracy available in the IT industry.

We'd like to extend a special thanks to Greg D. and his team at Dell Inc. whose deep knowledge and expertise made this possible.

For more information about SPECpower_ssj2008 visit: http://www.spec.org/power_ssj2008/

Feather Painting

Drawing is a way of expressing yourselves
i used to think, u need a paper or a chart to draw
but now i have to change my opinion
and if you also have the same opinion
after seeing these paintings you would have to think again

now you can see these wonderful images
these were not painted over a paper
it was painted over feathers of birds
which makes it worthy
and it is upto you to

Believe it or not!!!

Termites

Hi everybody
i think you all know about termites
i even used to think, these small harmless creatures what can they do???
but they can do more damage than its size
thanks to these termites , my cool jacket got torn into pieces
i kept my shirts in a wooden bureau and i dint check it out for a week
and after that i found my shirts all torn
these termites has build their nest or whatever in that wooden bureau
i dint know
how to kill them so i just burnt it down with my lighter
but now i have found a way to handle this problem smoothly and effectively
and that is

termite treatment

IT engineer hires killers to murder girlfriend

Bangalore: IT engineer hires killers to murder girlfriend

Wed, Feb 20 12:40 AM

Bangalore: After two long years, the long arm of the law has finally caught up with 36-year-old Ravikiran. The software engineer working with a Hyderabad-based IT company is now in police custody along with three others for the murder of his girlfriend, Shilpa.

Police allege Ravi engaged contract killers to murder Shilpa after she began to insist that Ravi must marry her.

DCP Bangalore (South), S Ravi says, "Ravikiran gave the contract killers Rs 3.5 lakh for murdering his girlfriend. He gave the killers an advance payment of Rs 1 lakh."

Police claim Ravikiran was already married and also has a child. He had taken his girlfriend, Shilpa, to Tirupati in October 2005, promising to marry her there.

"The contract killers were in Tirupati and there they gagged her, put petrol on her and burnt her," says the DCP.

Police say Ravikiran not only eloped with Shilpa and got her killed, he even wrote a letter to her father later pretending to be Shilpa and wrote that she wanted to break all ties with her father as she did not like her father's attitude.

Shilpa's father, Munegowda, never got around to lodging a police complaint till about two months ago even though he was worried sick about his daughter's disappearance and he regrets it now.

"That was a foolish thing to do, because some people misguided me. In our system, if girl does something wrong people don't want to leak it out due to prestige and self-respect, thinking the family will get a bad name if the matter is publicised," says Munegowda.

But after his complaint, Shilpa's cellphone records finally led the police to Ravikiran, who, they claim, has confessed to the crime.

This is the news
what i am coming to say is
why should people call IT prof kills girls or watever
why cant they just say someone killed someone
this is too much
i am an CSE dept student atleast till yesterday
IT has become a sparkling star in the jobs
no one knows it is just an ordinary job like others

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Buzz Fuse - You create We spread

hey
i was looking for just a site like buzzfuse
the moto of this site is you create we spread
thats true
first of all, i will talk about the registration process
it is damn easy and less time consuming
you can just upload some unique pictures so that
people in this world gets the scope of your talents
and your skills
it even promotes blog articles and items
and it increases your blog traffic too
so you might become the highest alexa rank holder
who knows
anyways you can get them on
Buzzfuse.com
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Inside and Outside

happiness is not outside, it is how we feel inside
a man and his family in a small bed
he can even allocate space for his cat and dog
and the roof is leaking
and he is having an umberla near his head
he is adjusting to his life
its not about finding a place which suits
its all about finding happiness in the place you live

Sunday, March 09, 2008

Mortage :)

Information regarding Mortgage

A mortgage is a method of using property (real or personal) as security for the performance of an obligation, usually the payment of a debt.

The term mortgage refers to the legal device used for this purpose, but it is also commonly used to refer to the debt secured by the mortgage, the mortgage loan.

In most jurisdictions mortgages are strongly associated with loans secured on real estate rather than other property (such as ships) and in some cases only land may be mortgaged. Arranging a mortgage is seen as the standard method by which individuals and businesses can purchase residential and commercial real estate without the need to pay the full value immediately. See mortgage loan for residential mortgage lending, and commercial mortgage for lending against commercial property.

In many countries it is normal for home purchases to be funded by a mortgage. In countries where the demand for home ownership is highest, strong domestic markets have developed, notably in Spain, the United Kingdom, and the United States.

But it is all about finding the best place for it
and finding them is the harder thing
now
Commercial Mortgages makes it easy for us
so there is nothing that stops us
so why waiting people just go out and have the thing done

:)

Saturday, March 08, 2008

SOOO FUNNY!!!!

DOG??? or MAN???

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if your accident compensation claim is successful our solicitors can recover their fees from the other party's insurance company in addition to your accident compensation award. If claim is unsuccessful, we guarantee that you will be fully protected from all costs and legal fees.
It doesnâ€™t matter how you suffered the injury, be it in a road accident, Keypoint legal services are experts in all areas of personal injury law. Every year we help thousands of people who have been hurt in car accidents to claim compensation for injuries such as whiplash and we have access to some of the countryâ€™s leading whiplash compensation solicitors.
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Anotherman Superman!!!

This happened in Jeddah Airport in Saudi Arabia

One Indian passenger named Anantharaman Subbaraman arrived at Jeddah airport.

He ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hrs for the authorities to call his name...

Finally, he got wild and went to the Saudi authorities and shouted why they haven't called his name yet.

They retaliated & claimed that they have been calling him for the last hour and a half ......... and were wondering why he hadn't responded!

The reason was made clear when the Saudi immigration officer

announced his name again on the microphone as : 'Anotherman Superman'

Friday, March 07, 2008

Clear Depts!!!

Hi everybody
i am doing engineering, am from a middle class family
who cant afford to pay lots of money which engineering colleges ask for nowadays so my dad had to take loans which is the important part, every year they ask around 60 k in my college so the total sum will be around 2lakh 40k
which is the dept money
along with it, i also have to pay the extra money which take it in the form of interests
so i would have to pay around 2,60k
which is a lots of money for me
i am in my final year, i have to get a job first so that i can earn my own money and pay for them
and it would take such a long time since i have 2 arrears
but i am the one who is responsible for this dept so its my responsibility
but before that i would like to say, there are lots of places which over loans but it is all about getting it from the right person so that the dept wont over take the loan you got
though the loan we took was the best one, but under that circumstances i dint have any other choicer except to go for it but you people have a choice now
Debt Management

i will have to take off my dept with the help of my job
in the future
so people learn from my mistakes
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NO LIFE??? KNOW LIFE!!!

Dept Management!!!

Many people donâ€™t know how to manage their dept. If it is easy to get loan, they are not paying much attention to other things such as interest rate. To avoid problems in future, you should manage your dept correctly.

Many people are not accepting that they are having dept problem until they need a debt consolidation program. Recognizing the dept problem is very important for good dept management. The next thing is you have to maintain all accounts clearly. Maintain an account with what is your income, every dept you owe, monthly payment and interest rate. Find your monthly expenditure. You may receive lot of bills at the end of month. In this case bill consolidation will be helpful.

Some creditors may give the loan easily. You should not get loan from them without analyzing. They may put high interest rate for you. It will increase your dept. You should not select your loan by lowest monthly payment, select by lowest interest rate. If you want to control your financial life you may contact dept management counselor. Debt Help is really necessary for good dept management.

After doing all these steps, you can live dept free life. A good dept management system is determined by being consistent over time. And follow the all dept management counselorâ€™s advices to avoid financial risks. After sometime you will learn some ideas to maintain the good dept management. Apply it and live dept free!

For an effective dept management, try this
Debt Management

Smuggling a girl ;)

A Saudi guy was caught trying to bring a Russian girl from Dubai to Riyadh
Wat?
Why?
How?
Never mind

Time 4 Sleep

Time 4 Sleep
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Everyone , not even a single person can be without sleeping
but the thing is, how and where we sleep matters
our sleep should be in a comfortable way
it should make our body relaxed
for that time4sleep offers a variety of beds like
leather beds
faux leather beds
divan beds
childrens beds
wooden beds
metal beds
french style beds
antique style beds
upholstered beds
white beds
guest beds
memory foam divans
memory foam mattresses
memory foam pillows
standard mattresses
headboards
bedroom furniture

They offer the latest styles in the hottest finishes and firmly believe their beds offer unbeatable value for money. Their price promise to you is, "that we will not knowingly be beaten on price." If in the unlikely event that you see the same product advertised cheaper on the internet we will beat it.

The price is comparatively cheaper
Delivery
They hold 100's of beds in stock for immediate delivery. Other special order items will normally deliver to you within 21 working days. Once your order has been placed an approximate delivery date will be confirmed to you along with your order confirmation. In the majority of instances your goods will be delivered by a specialist delivery company called Furniture Logistics who operate on our behalf.

isnt that a good news???
if it was me, i would not wait for long
why dont u people get down and buy some real beds in real place like our
Beds

Imagination of a crazy guy :)

FIND WHAT IT IS
A PAIR OF SHOES OR A MICE

I HEARD OF MICE INSIDE A SHOE NOT THIS ONE :)

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