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Tim

"Hey man, sweet hair"

Male
27 years old
LINCOLN, Nebraska
United States

Last Login: 29/08/2008

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Tim's Interests

General Mustaches, Mullets, and chia pets. If only all three of those could be one thing. How amazing would that be.

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Films I am definetly a fan of movies. One of my favorites is Forrest Gump. But if i were to rank the greatest movie ever to be made it would probably have to be Crossroads, with Brittany Spears. It was movie magic. An hour and a half of pure genius. Amazing.

Television I don't watch a whole lot of TV, I like SNL, Family Guy, Lost, but probably the greatest show ever has got to be the Golden Girls. MMMM. Four fine ladies looking all sexy all the time. Oh Bea Arthur. Rrrrrrr!!!!

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Books A confederacy of dunces, See spot run, Curious George goes to the market, Lord of the Rings Trilogy

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Heroes Lets see my heroes. Well theres the obvious of Mr. T. Billy Ray Cyrus, for mullet purposes only. Tom Selleck, for mustache purposes. Napolean Dynamite for his sweet dance moves.

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Groups: So Famous, WWCTBD?, I like this., What do you think?

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Tim's Details

Status: Single

Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Orientation: Straight

Hometown: Lincoln

Body type: 189cm / More to love!

Religion: Catholic

Zodiac Sign: Cancer

Smoke / Drink: No / Yes

Children: Someday

Education: Some college

Tim's Schools

Lincoln Pius X High School
Lincoln,Nebraska
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma

1995 to 1999

Tim's Companies

Famous Dave's
Lincoln, Nebraska US
Corporate Trainer

2002 - present

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About me:
Well what is there to really say about me. I am pretty much the greatest at everything. I am the only man in the history of the world that Chuck Norris fears. One of my hobbies is growing facial hair and then cutting it into fun mustaches.

Who I'd like to meet:

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Name: Tim

Birthday: June 26

Birthplace: New Orleans

Current Location: Lincoln, Ne

Eye Color: brown

Hair Color: brown

Height: 6'2"

Right Handed or Left Handed: right

Your Heritage: everything you can possibly imagine

The Shoes You Wore Today: sandals

Your Weakness: ninja throwing stars

Your Fears: fighting a bear and an alligator at the same time. separate, no problem.

Your Perfect Pizza: hawaiin

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: build a rocket ship and fly to the moon, twice

Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:

Thoughts First Waking Up: who the hell are you.....dammit heidi klum, what are you doing here again, i need my sleep.

Your Best Physical Feature: my tornado

Your Bedtime: sleep is for the weak

Your Most Missed Memory: my first step

Pepsi or Coke: cherry either

MacDonalds or Burger King: great wall

Single or Group Dates: whats a date

Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: rasberry

Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla

Cappuccino or Coffee: french vanilla cappuccino

Do you Smoke: crack

Do you Swear: like a chimney

Do you Sing: greatest singer in history

Do you Shower Daily: call guinness

Have you Been in Love: with myself and yes

Do you want to go to College: do you

Do you want to get Married: fo sho

Do you belive in yourself: i believe i can fly

Do you get Motion Sickness: only when i have had to much to drink and i am laying in bed and the room is spinning, but i am motionless

Do you think you are Attractive: i have nice elbows

Are you a Health Freak: health class

Do you get along with your Parents: yeah

Do you like Thunderstorms: as long as i am not getting struck by lightning, yes

Do you play an Instrument: is skin flute and instrument

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: rubbing alchohol

In the past month have you Smoked: i smoked ribs at famous daves

&..39;In the past month have you been on Drugs:' better question, in the past month have i not been on drugs

In the past month have you gone to a Mall: dammit, i wish i could say no

In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not so much

In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes, it was not to pleasing though

In the past month have you been on Stage: in my mind, i am always on stage

In the past month have you been Dumped: into a river, but i wasn't dead. i will get you

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the shower

In the past month have you Stolen Anything: the hearts of many many ladies

Ever been Drunk: never, i have never even seen alchohol

Ever been called a Tease: tease schmease

Ever been Beaten up: yes, i was like ten, i cried

Ever Shoplifted: gum when i was a wee little lad

How do you want to Die: being ripped apart by ravenous turtles

What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a doctor/astronaut who fights crime

What country would you most like to Visit: djbouti and everywhere

In a Boy/Girl..

Favourite Eye Color: doesn't matter as long as its not pink

Favourite Hair Color: doesn't matter

Short or Long Hair: either

Height: somewhere between 7" and 14'

Weight: doesn't matter

Best Clothing Style: whatever is comfortable

Number of Drugs I have taken: around two million

Number of CDs I own: see above question

Number of Piercings: two

Number of Tattoos: four

Number of things in my Past I Regret: i regret nothing

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Tim's Friend Space (Top 10)

Tim has 238 friends.

libby

Ben Folds

Drew Hoffmeyer

Emily

feel my bones.

Michelle

Shauna!!

.:jenna( ♥ ):.

Bree

Ricardo

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Tim's Friends Comments

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Brent

26 Aug 2008 22:43

you are gay. when are you gonna come to omaha.

Kristin

18 Aug 2008 23:31

Funkmaster General?!?! NICE! :)

Rad Kadillac Productions

15 Aug 2008 03:06

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Corkaknee <3

11 Aug 2008 19:45

timmy wheres the portland pictures?!

...Saxxon

11 Aug 2008 07:56

whats up dude..
Thought id drop in and say wazzup..
so wazzup...

~*Meg*~

7 Aug 2008 19:04

miss you :(

♥KELLY♥

4 Aug 2008 02:47

stop being so damn impatient tim I told you my flight leaves tomorrow morning at 7:10 in the AM, you are gunna be there to pick me up right?

a l i s s a

3 Aug 2008 09:21

timmmmmmmmm.
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Michelle

29 Jul 2008 06:59

You know...its really no wonder all the girls just flock to you. :D You stud, you.
Go on, get outta here with your sexy self! :P

♥KELLY♥

27 Jul 2008 04:09

OMG I have nice elbows.... lol you are the funniest person I have ever met in my life, man.
Well anyways it was nice seein you the other day mister!!

Kristin

27 Jul 2008 02:14

I was looking through old pics from high school....I miss you! Let's hang out soon....football season in Lincoln will soon be upon us :)

brittney rachelle

26 Jul 2008 19:06

I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOO GLAD I GOT TO SEE YOU :)
NICE HAIR CUT BY THEE WAY.
AND YOU BETTER PUT OUR PICTURE UP !

Corkaknee <3

26 Jul 2008 18:48

hey fool! put ur pics up...i wanna steal em :)

~*Meg*~

23 Jul 2008 18:25

I loved your comment, i dont think you could have said anything more with such little amount of words. Come back, we all miss you. Heads up... saturday night is stripclub night!! You'll never have as many one dollar bills as i did!

p.s.
Miss you too!

DanGeRouSly LoVeLy♥

23 Jul 2008 17:07

Come visit me today! I start working at 4

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DanGeRouSly LoVeLy♥

23 Jul 2008 04:31

Hey are you in town right now?

Punky KittiÂ©Â®

16 Jul 2008 06:33

What is up? Long time no, well communication... How are you?

.urrka

14 Jul 2008 23:42

i had a dream about you

Ricardo

14 Jul 2008 00:44

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â€ Just Samâ€

6 Jul 2008 21:59

thats whats up. im glad that your coming. i need a good laugh. see ya soon man.

â€ Just Samâ€

6 Jul 2008 21:29

what up timmy. so i heard that you are coming back to the tri town. nice. we all miss ya hear. but anyways. talk to you later. how are you by the way?
later
Meghan

brittney rachelle

5 Jul 2008 21:26

okay good ! i'll still be here.
i'm moving to walla walla for college

*LiL hOmIe*

5 Jul 2008 20:42

TIM!

hey you!

how is life, definitly miss havin you in the Tri-town!

Come back and see us soon!

brittney rachelle

4 Jul 2008 19:02

when are you coming back again! because i leave soon :( i'm moving.

Danny The Dino!

3 Jul 2008 02:47

So I hear you will be around here this month??? Do you know if you will be at the opening of Tualatin Oregon? Miss you man, and if you don't miss me I will CUT YOU!!! Sorry.. I mean Bowie!

*Abbey*

27 Jun 2008 17:10

Happy Late Birthday!!! You know me, time managment isnt my best quality :) Hope you didnt go to jail!

Bella

27 Jun 2008 04:35

Feliz Cumpleanos tim! hope your crazy ass had a blast today!

Stephanie :-)

27 Jun 2008 01:28

hey friend! Happy Birthday!!

Laura

27 Jun 2008 01:22

Happy birthday Tim!!!

Super Katie

27 Jun 2008 00:58

Happy Birthday Tim!!! You should come to my parents 4th of July party, I will be back in town!

Corkaknee <3

27 Jun 2008 00:41

happy birthday timmy!!!

Kristin

26 Jun 2008 23:24

Happy birthday Tam!! Give me a call next time you're in O-town, sorry for being a lame-ass last weekend.
Hope your day rules as much as you do :)

Emily