SALTY

Trader Joes has these pre-made pizza doughs, so I went to town baby! Pecans, celery salt, Gorgonzola and Swiss cheese, Alfredo sauce instead of pizza sauce, oregano, prosciutto ham, I tried to work off a piece of the refrigerator for a topping, but Russ slapped me around to bring me back to my senses. Somehow all the flavors blended and it worked. My other food experiment required a spell to get rid of. Russ insisted on making his own because he either thought mine would taste weird or it would snap at his fingers if he came near it. His was tomato sauce, cheese, and pepperoni. My pizza gave you tingles in your private parts, his was like the movies he watches, black and white and boring to the point of wanting to spit, of course Russ could say my pizza was like the movies I watch, heavy on the cheese, hammy, and "Disturbing To Most Viewers."