All tapped out

I hate team sports, maybe because I was never a team player. I love boxing and now I'm lovin boxing's younger brother, Mixed Martial Arts (MMA). We have one of our own in the sport, Shad Smith, and 4 others are rumored to love the dick, but won't say it because who would fight them and lose to a fag? The best is, in my opinion, undefeated, untrained, Dave "Blueberry" Herman. The legends of the sport are the Shamrock brothers, Ken and Frank, and I can only see their theatrics if I know an opponent has a chance. I was giddy when Cung Le wiped that smirk off of Frank by wiping the floor with Frank. The best bod in the sport belongs to "I'll fuck you til your dizzy" attitude Phil Baroni. When he fights I can't even concentrate on who's kicking the shit outta whom. He's trying to live down a soft-core video he made awhile back lifting dumbbells in Daisy Duke shorts, he managed to take it off YouTube. 

The worst transition homosexuality has made is how it means not being a man. Homosexuality was a chief component in every warrior culture, from the Spartans to the Vikings. Now It's a slang term to convey weakness. I wish I knew the social/political/cultural reasoning for that transition, but that's out of my scope of smarts.

 Phil Baroni.

 Shad Smith.