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Earlier this year, while Ron Paul supporters were still insisting that their candidate would become President in 2009 because he had the support of the majority of the American people, I made a little video purporting to show an Amero - by showing a handful of plastic play coins from a children’s pirate costume.

Those of you who don’t follow the kinks of libertarian ideology may not know what the Amero is. There’s good reason for that. It’s because the Amero doesn’t exist. It’s a paranoid delusion based upon speculation and a fantasy coin that somebody once had minted for themselves.

The funny thing abut paranoid delusions is that they can persist by feeding upon nothing more than fantasies. So, I guess I shouldn’t be surprised to find out that someone took the video seriously.

Overnight, we got the following email from Ty: “I saw your video on youtube showing off the Amero coin - where on earth did you find this, and is it possible to get one? Please Advise.”

Okay Ty, here’s my advice: It’s not easy to get an Amero, because they’re very popular, and so they’re usually on back order. Don’t give up, though. Look in the Yellow Pages under Illuminati. There should be a local chapter, but if there isn’t, don’t worry. The national chapter has a toll-free number.