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Tuesday, January 03, 2006

It's just a few blocks away near Great Satan Square

"This is the only sane member of this Administration...."

Ex-Powell Aide Moves From Insider to Apostate

What I saw was a cabal between the vice president of the United States, Richard Cheney, and the secretary of defense, Donald Rumsfeld, on critical issues that made decisions that the bureaucracy did not know were being made. And you’ve got a president who is not versed in international relations and not too much interested in them either

COL Lawrence B. Wilkerson, US Army (Ret.)
MY NEW HERO #26: COL Lawrence B. Wilkerson, US Army (Ret.)

[image][image]What is a person to do in a situation such as the one Lawrence Wilkerson found himself in? You’ve sworn to support the President and his policies, yet your time on the inside of the process has revealed to you the evil and corruption inherent in those responsible for creating the policies. To his credit, I suppose, Wilkerson’s military background prevented him from trying to upset the apple cart from the inside. Nonetheless, Wilkerson saw firsthand what a corrupt and self-serving cabal can do when handed the reigns of power and the end result is an Imperial Presidency, whose existence is “justified” by repeating the neo-Conservative mantra, which, roughly translated, is either “the war against terrorism” or “9.11”.

Eventually, Wilkerson had seen enough, and decided that he could no longer in good conscience continue to serve an Administration that knows nothing of honor, service, and integrity. What’s an honorable man to do when he realizes that he is serving a dishonorable and corrupt cabal? One honest man on the inside would be eaten alive, and Wilkerson knew this. Were he to attempt to change the system from within, or even to become a whistleblower, this Administration would have buried him so deeply it would be as if he had never exisited.

Wilkerson in the end knew that he had no choice but to get out, but he had been on the inside long enough to realize that if he spoke out about what he knew and what he had seen, he would still be buried by an avalanche of propaganda and political assassination. To his credit, Wilkerson did not allow this reality to deter him, and the Bush Administration certainly hasn’t proved his fears to be inaccurate.

Wilkerson has seen combat, and he knows what an ugly and unprincipled mess it can be. He has seen things that no man should have to carry with him through life. Yet, service to his country is the life he chose for himself. Perhaps Wilkerson’s mistake was in assuming, or at least hoping, that other men would be guided by the same principles of honor and integrity that have illuminated his path. Sadly, “honor” and “politics” and not words commonly found being used in the same sentence.

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IT was in early 2004, the beginning of President Bush’s re-election campaign, that Lawrence B. Wilkerson first printed out a letter saying he wanted to quit as chief of staff for Secretary of State Colin L. Powell.

“In essence it said, ‘Dear Mr. President, I find myself at variance with a majority of your foreign policies and even your domestic policies and therefore I respectfully submit my resignation,’ ” Mr. Wilkerson recalled recently. But the letter remained in a desk drawer for the rest of Mr. Bush’s first term.

Nearly two years later, Mr. Wilkerson, a 60-year-old retired United States Army colonel, has finally completed his journey from insider to apostate. Alone among those who surrounded Mr. Powell in the first term, he is speaking out critically, assailing the president as amateurish, especially compared to the first President Bush, and describing the administration as secretive, inept and courting disaster at home and abroad. Nor has he spared his former boss, whom he says was overly preoccupied with “damage control” for policies set by others.

Too many lies, too many ugly messes created by trying to cover up and explain away those lies. For someone dedicated to serving his country, that’s got to wear on you…and it certainly did on Wilkerson. When a man who has spent his career and entire adult life upholding a code of honor, it’s got to rankle being around people for whom “honor” is neither relevant nor a matter of priority. Lawrence Wilkerson saw a world in which power corrupts, and absolute power is the ultimate goal. Being a man of honor, it’s no wonder Wilkerson resigned. What good and decent person would want to be surrounded by those who so willingly and easily engage in such dishonor?

Mr. Wilkerson has also attacked the Bush administration for allegedly condoning torture and setting lax policies on treatment of detainees that led, he charges, to the abuses at Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq and the black eye they gave to the United States Army….

He says his decision to speak in the open about the policy wars of the first Bush term was slow in coming, but a major factor was the revelations about Abu Ghraib, which he said he realized, after studying the matter, had resulted from decisions on prisoner treatment and intelligence set shortly after Sept. 11, 2001.

Army discipline is something Mr. Wilkerson says he has understood since Vietnam, where he flew helicopters starting in 1969. “I’ve been there,” he said. “I’ve stood on the hot parade ground as a pilot. I’ve cursed generals.” He added, “I understood the bestiality that comes over men when they’re asked to use force for the state.”

He recalled that a battalion commander once declared an area a free-fire zone, “which means that anything that moves, you shoot it.” One of his gunners killed a 13-year-old girl, Mr. Wilkerson says, adding, “I will always live with that for the rest of my life.”

Wilkerson is clearly a man who understands the perils and pitfalls of power. Having seen it firsthand in combat, Wilkerson would seem to be singularly qualified to identify it and fight it in the civilian world. Of course, the civilian world knows nothing of military honor and discipline. The civilian political world is about power, money, and influence- not concepts that respond to military discipline.

“Larry has two qualities that Powell appreciated,” recalls another top aide to the former secretary. “First, he could always find the big picture in whatever was going on. Second, he always tore things apart. He never takes things at face value, and what he’s doing now is a kind of exaggeration of what he used to do internally.” Mr. Powell turned to Mr. Wilkerson to go with him to the C.I.A. to sort through the mounds of material prepared to buttress the case against Saddam Hussein on the eve of the Iraq war, for the lengthy presentation the secretary gave on Feb. 5, 2003, at the United Nations Security Council.

“He found that the draft didn’t have the sourcing and backing that we wanted and he tore the whole thing apart and put it back together,” the former State Department official recalled. “He was Powell’s internal iconoclast.” Mr. Wilkerson recalls the preparation of the Feb. 5 presentation, which Mr. Powell has acknowledged will be remembered as a blot on his career because of its mistakes on intelligence, as an exercise in frustration.

It was an embittering experience for everyone at the State Department, Mr. Wilkerson says, to be saddled with presenting what turned out to be false information at the United Nations, and also to have been sidelined in the running of postwar Iraq by the Pentagon. “When I rationalize for myself not resigning, I did it by saying, ‘This is the only sane member of this administration,’ ” Mr. Wilkerson said of Mr. Powell.

And how sad is that, when the only way a man can rationalize not resigning is to attempt to convince himself that he works for the only person in the Bush Administration who is not evil and corrupt? For a man who has devoted his life and his career to the service of his country, that’s got to be a tough pill to swallow.

Those who fear for our country and the direction in which it’s being led owe a debt of gratitude to Lawrence Wilkerson. Without good, decent, and conscientious public servants like Wilkerson, we risk being turned over completely to those concerned with nothing beyond money, power, and influence.

The truly sad aspect of this sorry saga is that the wrong person resigned. Lawrence Wilkerson, and those like him, should be the ones in power, for when government is without honor and integrity, evil has free reign.

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How to be a successful Right Wing (chicken)hawk

Yellow Elephant Chickenhawks: Robust, Uninhibited Debate

Not everyone who supports Iraq war should, or can enlist

Talking Points Against the “Chickenhawk” argument

These are very good points made in the argument. It’s a shame that the Left has resorted to labelling non-military as chickenhawks, as civilians we have done much to support and help the valiant soldiers overseas. They spend long hours griping about how only the poor and un-educated serve in the armed forces, yet continue to restrict access to recruiters and ROTC to educated, even affluent, students that wish to serve.

By “support our troops,” I take it that the Left only supports them when they are added in the casualty count. In a very sick and disturbing way, they parade around the grief of a lost hero, yet never honor the thousands that return to their families safely and even re-enlist. They can only support the troops if they characterize them as a group that they can definitely identify with: victims. By degrading morale at home, bashing the military’s Commander-in-Chief, and never believing the mission the soldiers are sent for— it tells me that there is a huge disconnect between their rhetoric and actions.

[image][image]Many of us have wondered why it is that some of the most ardent and gung-ho supporters of Our Glorious Leader’s war in Iraq are those on the Right who fight the war from the comfort of their keyboards. Amazing how easy it is to wave the flag and be uber-patriotic when the closest you will get to seeing service in Iraq are the magnetic ribbons on the back of your SUV. Yep, it’s all good, just as long as someone else’s child or loved one is doing the fighting and dying. Indeed, these folks aren’t called “chickenhawks” without good reason, eh?

We wonder, though…just how do these folks do it? How can they not see the hypocrisy inherent in their “I support our troops and the war in Iraq- primarily because I’m not there risking my sorry ass” philosophy? How can they look at themselves in the mirror, knowing that they cannot begin to justify their hypocrisy without some serious disregard of reality and some impressive logical leaps?

Honestly, the chickenhawks have it down to a science. Yes, like any other dedicated collection of Republicans, they have their talking points, which they stick to with the rabid fealty of the well-and heavily-indoctrinated. Yes, why engage in an actual honest-to-God discussion of the issues when you can deflect any and all unpleasant thoughts by merely invoking the Almighty talking points?

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1) We are engaged in a war of ideas on college campuses that is essential to winning the war on terror. This is also very important since hateful professors are spewing anti-American rhetoric at the students every day and students rarely hear all sides of the argument.

A war of ideas? Man, who’s going to tend to the dead and wounded?? Oh, the humanity…. And hateful professors? Spewing anti-American rhetoric?? Yes, these folks have a SERIOUS (and completely baseless) persecution complex. But they certainly look spiffy in their Brown Shirts, don’t they??

2) The Vietnam war was lost because there weren’t enough people on the homefront telling the truth and supporting the war….

Uh, what truth? That we were supporting a corrupt and inept regime who couldn’t have governed their way out of a wet paper sack? That there was no central political or military strategy in the American Government? That American troops were asked to fight an uncovential war using conventional strategy and tactics? Or perhaps that our government completely ignored public opinion, convinced that they could not afford to lose face and still hope to keep their jobs?

Right; 58,000 Americans died for no reason. Vietnam had nothing that could even remotely be related to American national security interests. We simply took over from the French, who got their butts kicked at Dien Bien Phu, recognized they had nothing to gain by continuing the fight, and got the hell out of Dodge.

Those who do not understand history are doomed to repeat it…and it cost us 58,000 lives and a broken generation to figure this out. And now a whole new generation of leaders has proven repeatedly that they know NOTHING of the lessons taught by our own history.

3) Where were these leftists when Clinton was sending our troops to Kosovo, Somalia, and Haiti? They weren’t signing up then. Also, why aren’t they serving in various UN peacekeeping missions worldwide, according to their logic?

Well, a good number of us didn’t support these missions, either, but regardless, this is an “apples & oranges” comparison. Somalia, and Haiti were “peacekeeping” missions (Kosovo was a NATO operation to counter Serbian genocide), not pointless (and seemingly endless) wars of aggression. Nice try, y’all, but you lost this argument before you even left the gate.

4) The troops in our programs tell us it is so important to continue the battle of ideas on campuses and to support the men overseas through programs like what we did with Freedom Alliance to send needed supplies and thank you notes over there during the conference.

Yes, it IS important to continue the debate. That is, after all, part and parcel of what a democracy is all about. To call this a BATTLE, however, is to prove that y’all take yourselves WAY too seriously.

What all y’all fail to realize is that those of us on the Left do not hate our troops. I am wholly supportive of any program or heartfelt effort to get anything to our men and women in uniform overseas that makes their existence more pleasant and endurable. Speaking for myself alone, I resent the implication that somehow those of us who oppose the war in Iraq also hate our troops. What an arrogant, unfounded, and cruel accusation. But then, it’s all about winning for you, isn’t it? Whatever it takes, eh??

5) We are the ones fighting for the right to serve in ROTC on campuses. The same leftists who criticize us for not joining the military are stripping willing and able college students at Yale, Harvard, Emory, Stanford, etc from their rights to serve their country.

No one is stripping anyone of their right to serve their country. Anyone so inclined can enlist. What the opposition to ROTC is designed to do is to point out that there are those of us who do not believe that the military belongs on a college campus. Join ROTC if you want. In fact, I wish you would. If you support the war so wholeheartedly, shouldn’t you be helping to fight it?

6) The majority of Americans do not serve in the military, so the Left is essentially disenfranchising them from contributing their voice to the debate.

Now THIS is a talking point. It has absolutely no basis in truth, but if you repeat it often enough, people will begin to think it’s Gospel. What a beautifully crafted piece of propaganda….

7) The logic is flawed that only people who are involved in something can voice an opinion about it. For example - the public voices its opinion about a wide range of government programs even though most people are not in the government, and people speak about welfare but not many are actually on it or administering it.

Uh…this is a pointless and useles piece of Doublespeak if ever there was one. All those of us on the Left are doing is asking that those who so wholeheartedly support the endless war in Iraq from the safety of their keyboards give some thought to putting their money where their mouth is…figuratively speaking, of course.

We have never stated that only people who are involved in something can voice an opinion about it. What we are saying is that the chickenhawks who so vociferously support the war in Iraq might be more credible if they were willing to assume some of the risks instead of fighting from the safety of their keyboards.

Of course, being a Chickenhawk means never having to actually do the heavy lifting. Think I’m kidding? Check out this list of Republican politicians, pundits, and preachers:

Dick Cheney: did not serve. Several deferments, the last by marriage. Dennis Hastert: did not serve. Tom Delay: did not serve. Roy Blunt: did not serve. Bill Frist: did not serve. Mitch McConnell: did not serve. Rick Santorum: did not serve. Trent Lott: did not serve. John Ashcroft: did not serve. Seven deferments to teach business. Jeb Bush: did not serve. Karl Rove: did not serve. Saxby Chambliss: did not serve. “Bad knee.” The man who attacked Max Cleland’s patriotism. Paul Wolfowitz: did not serve. Vin Weber: did not serve. Richard Perle: did not serve. Douglas Feith: did not serve. Eliot Abrams: did not serve. Richard Shelby: did not serve. Jon Kyl: did not serve. Tim Hutchison: did not serve. Christopher Cox: did not serve. Newt Gingrich: did not serve. Donald Rumsfeld: served in Navy (1954-57) as flight instructor. George W. Bush: failed to complete his six-year National Guard; got assigned to Alabama so he could campaign for family friend running for U.S. Senate; failed to show up for required medical exam, disappeared from duty. Ronald Reagan: due to poor eyesight, served in a non- combat role making movies. Bob Dornan: Consciously enlisted after fighting was over in Korea. Phil Gramm: did not serve. John McCain: Vietnam POW, Silver Star, Bronze Star, Legion of Merit, Purple Heart and Distinguished Flying Cross. Dana Rohrabacher: did not serve. John M. McHugh: did not serve. JC Watts: did not serve. Jack Kemp: did not serve. “Knee problem, ” although continued in NFL for 8 years as quarterback. Dan Quayle: Journalism unit of the Indiana National Guard. Rudy Giuliani: did not serve. George Pataki: did not serve. Spencer Abraham: did not serve. John Engler: did not serve. Dr. James Dobson: did not serve The Rev. Mr. Jerry Falwell: did not serve Sean Hannity: did not serve. Rush Limbaugh: did not serve (4-F with a ‘pilonidal cyst.’) Bill O’Reilly: did not serve. Michael Savage: did not serve. George Will: did not serve. Chris Matthews: did not serve. Paul Gigot: did not serve. Bill Bennett: did not serve. Pat Buchanan: did not serve. John Wayne: did not serve. Bill Kristol: did not serve. Kenneth Starr: did not serve. Antonin Scalia: did not serve. Clarence Thomas: did not serve. Ralph Reed: did not serve. Michael Medved: did not serve. Charlie Daniels: did not serve. Ted Nugent: did not serve. (He only shoots at things that don’t shoot back.)

Not a lot of military service for such an impressive collection of Republican True Believers, eh? Now, compare and contrast that list to these Democrats:

Richard Gephardt: Air National Guard, 1965-71. David Bonior: Staff Sgt., Air Force 1968-72. Tom Daschle: 1st Lt., Air Force SAC 1969-72. Al Gore: enlisted Aug. 1969; sent to Vietnam Jan. 1971 as an army journalist in 20th Engineer Brigade. Bob Kerrey: Lt. j.g. Navy 1966-69; Medal of Honor, Vietnam. Daniel Inouye: Army 1943-47; Medal of Honor, WWII. John Kerry: Lt., Navy 1966-70; Silver Star, Bronze Star with Combat V, Purple Hearts. Charles Rangel: Staff Sgt., Army 1948-52; Bronze Star, Korea. Max Cleland: Captain, Army 1965-68; Silver Star & Bronze Star, Vietnam. Paraplegic from war injuries. Served in Congress. Ted Kennedy: Army, 1951-53. Tom Harkin: Lt., Navy, 1962-67; Naval Reserve, 1968-74. Jack Reed: Army Ranger, 1971-1979; Captain, Army Reserve 1979-91. Fritz Hollings: Army officer in WWII; Bronze Star and seven campaign ribbons. Leonard Boswell: Lt. Col., Army 1956-76; Vietnam, DFCs, Bronze Stars,and Soldier’s Medal. Pete Peterson: Air Force Captain, POW. Purple Heart, Silver Star and Legion of Merit. Mike Thompson: Staff sergeant, 173rd Airborne, Purple Heart. Bill McBride: Candidate for Fla. Governor. Marine in Vietnam; Bronze Star with Combat V. Gray Davis: Army Captain in Vietnam, Bronze Star. Pete Stark: Air Force 1955-57 Chuck Robb: Vietnam Howell Heflin: Silver Star George McGovern: Silver Star & DFC during WWII. Bill Clinton: Did not serve. Student deferments. Entered draft but received #311. Jimmy Carter: Seven years in the Navy. Walter Mondale: Army 1951-1953 John Glenn: WWII and Korea; six DFCs and AirMedal with 18 Clusters. Tom Lantos: Served in Hungarian underground in WWII. Saved by Raoul Wallenberg.

Memo to all you Chickenhawks: the next time you feel the need to run your mouth and run down those of us on the Left for being “insufficiently patriotic”, or “anti-American”, or even “not supporting our troops”, how about getting your own house in order first? He who lives in a gas tank would be well-advised not to play with matches.

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Governor Bell? I could get used to the sound of that.

Strayhorn enters governor’s race as independent

3 Republicans, 1 Democrat

It’s time to shake Austin up. Governor Perry may be doing the best he can, but after five years, we have learned he is not the strong leader we need to put Texas above politics.

Carole Keeton Strayhorn

[image][image]Wife. Mother. Grandmother. Republican. Public Servant. Political Opportunist. Yes, Carole Keeton Strayhorn is many things, but in her wildest hallucinations, I don’t imagine that she EVER thought she might possibly end up being responsible for a Democrat being the next Governor of Texas. Her decision to enter the Texas Governor’s race as an independent may end up doing just that.

Governor Goodhair, mediocrity though he may be, likely has a lock on the Republican nomination. You’ve got to wonder if he has pictures of Tom Craddick caught in flagrante delicto with Dakota Fanning and Haley Jeol Osment. What must he have on the rest of this state’s Republican leadership to have such a lock on the party’s nomination? It’s not as if he’s actually accomplished anything noteworthy over the past five years.

It’s difficult to imagine that anyone could possibly make George W. Bush’s tenure as Governor look like Texas’ version of Ronald Reagan, but Rick Perry has done exactly that. I’m not certain just what he’s spent the past five years doing, but apparently not doing nothing is the ticket to re-election if you’re a Republican in this state.

[image]But, I digress. If we’re going to have two three Republicans in the general election, this has got to bode well for Democrat Chris Bell. Three Republicans (Oh, yeah, I almost forgot…Kinky Friedman’s in there somewhere- he last ran for office as a Republican) and Bell. At this point, Bell’s strategy seems to be to wait for the Three Stooges to beat each other up so badly that he can sneak in behind them.

I like Chris Bell, but I’ve got to wonder why he is still waging a stealth campaign. OK, so Election Day is still 10 months away, and Bell’s campaign has got to allocate scarce financial resources in such a way that he still has a chance in October and November. Still, Bell’s been presented with a golden opportunity. It’s quite possible that the Republican vote might be split three ways, leaving no one with enough votes to defeat Bell. The only realistic way that this is going to happen, though, is if Chris Bell gets busy letting Texans know who he is and what he’s about. And that needs to start happening NOW.

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Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener

The Bradford Center for Educational Freedom is excited to begin another academic year of providing conservative students with the tools and training to battle the liberal bias on campuses across the country

DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener #346: Jeff Barea

[image][image]No one has ever campaigned to be bestowed a DUMB@$$ AWARD before…and while some might find that unseemly, I think it’s cute. Never mind the fact that it speaks to the fact that only a true DUMB@$$ would campaign for a DUMB@$$ AWARD. Barea, the proud proprietor of the Bradford Center for Educational Freedom (an oxymoron if ever there was one….), devotes his time and energy to the care and feeding of the poor downtrodden campus Conservative, that poor patriot shackled by the tyranny of Liberalism. Yes, BCEF is all about fighting The Man, that bearded, corduroyed, wild-eyed Liberal Devil who pulls the levers of Higher Education, leaving Pure and Brave Conservatives to fight their way through the ideological wilderness on their own.

So what’s a True Believer to do? Well, silly…that’s easy. Paint yourself as a poor, downtrodden minority, cry “Persecution!”, and bemoan your fate to anyone who will listen (and, hopefully, send you money).

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The Bradford Center for Educational Freedom, Inc. was established in 1994 as a tribute to Chairman Jeff Barea’s mentor Dr. M. E. Bradford the late famous paleo-conservative that inspired generations of young conservatives to become involved in the political process.

Founded by Barea, Margaret A. McGowan, and Robert Lipscomb to promote conservative movements on campuses across Texas, and the United States.

The Bradford Center has had enormous success on campuses from the University of Houston to New York University.

‘Cuz Lords knows we Liberals are a nasty, brutish, discriminatory bunch who don’t tolerate self-absorbed, Amerika uber Alles Conservatives, eh? I guess that would explain why we have a Republican President, and why both houses of Congress are controlled by Republicans, huh??

The Bradford Center for Educational Freedom, Inc. Is a nonprofit educational foundation which focuses on building and nurturing the conservative student movements on college and university campuses. BCEF works to educate the campus communities about conservativism and assisting student support organizations in their ability to educate and then activate students into civic involvement both on the campus level as well as the general community.

No problems here. Honestly, I have no problem with Conservative groups on college campuses. Hey, it’s a free country….

What I object to is the College Republican battle cry of “Poor, poor pitiful me…persecuted and repressed by the Evil Liberal Bullies.” In addition to being patently absurd, it simply points out the reality that Conservatives have little to offer college students in the way of ideas. If the only way you can attract attention to yourself and you ideology is to cry persecution simply because you are roundly ignored, you’re truly in a sorry state.

If you want to be taken seriously, come up with ideas that will resonate with college students. Otherwise, shut the hell up. Your whining and bleating merely exposes you as the intellectually and ideology bereft collection of desperate individuals you are. Stop whining and get to work.

BTW- enjoy your 15 minutes….

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This one's for Adam, in recognition of being stuck in Carbondale, IL for four years

Oxymoron alert....

Compassionate Conservative? Sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.

Robin Williams

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Monday, January 02, 2006

Desperate measures from a desperate (and failing) regime

Europe feels pinch as Russia-Ukraine gas row deepens

UK ‘could be hit’ by Russia gas row

Putin sends a shiver through Europe

Such an abrupt step creates insecurity in the energy sector in the region and raises serious questions about the use of energy to exert political pressure. As we have told both Russia and Ukraine, we support a move toward market pricing for energy but believe that such a change should be introduced over time rather than suddenly and unilaterally.

US State Department spokesman Sean McCormack

[image][image]Since the breakup of the Soviet Union, the Russian government, long the anchor of the old Soviet Empire, has struggled to maintain it’s hegemony and influence over the states that previously comprised the USSR. In some cases, Russia has employed thinly-veiled military threats, in others not-so-thinly-veiled economic pressure. Not bad for a government that prides itself as an emerging democratic power, eh?

There is little doubt that Vladimir Putin’s Russia is a democracy insofar as the position and power of the current version of the nomenklatura remains unthreatened. Since Russia is still by far the largest economic and military power in the region, it can still get exactly what it wants in exactly the manner it wants it be simply flexing it’s considerable muscle.

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Russia took Europe to the brink of a winter energy crisis yesterday when it carried out a Cold War-style threat and halted gas deliveries to Ukraine, the main conduit for exports to the West.

With a quarter of its gas supplied by Russia, Europe is facing serious disruption and price rises for as long as the dispute rumbles on.

Moscow turned off the tap at 10am after Ukraine refused to sign a new contract with the Russian state monopoly Gazprom quadrupling prices.

Critics of the Kremlin say the rise was punishment for the Orange Revolution in 2004 which brought in a westward-leaning government that promised to remove Ukraine from the Kremlin’s sphere of influence.

Though Putin’s government may protest that it is simply reacting to Ukraine’s refusal to negotiate new terms and prices for access to Russian natural gas, it’s quickly becoming clear that there is much more at stake here than a simple price increase.

Ukraine has upset Moscow by pushing to join the EU and Nato. However, Russia insists that the price rise merely brings Ukraine in line with the price that most of Europe pays: about $240 per 1,000 cubic metres.

President Vladimir Putin adopted almost warlike terms when he spoke on television as the hours ticked by before the ultimatum expired.

“If no clear response [from Kiev] follows, we will conclude that our proposal has been rejected,” he said.

[image]That being the case, Ukraine has claimed the right to siphon gas from any piplelines that cross Ukrainian territory in lieu of transit fees. It doesn’t take much to see the possibility of a crisis escalating from there, and escalating into something that could quickly and adversely impact the entire European and, ultimately, the world economy. Russia may be in no condition to go to war against Ukraine (not that this unpleasant fact will stop Putin), but Vladimir Putin’s dispute with Ukraine has just deteriorated into a declaration of economic war. The question is what, if anything, can be done to convince or coerce the Russians to back off their insulting and inflammatory four-fold price increase. Not bad for an opening negotiating ploy, eh?

Russia seems to neither notice nor care what impact their spat with Ukraine could potentially have on Europe this winter, nor what this lunacy could do to an already fragile and nervous world economy. It seems far more interested in convincing Russians that their country is still the dominant regional and world power they have always seen themselves as- rather than the tired, corrupt, and decrepit excuse for a world power that it currently is. Yes, Russian may nominally be a democracy- if one believes that merely holding elections is enough to define a democracy. The sad reality, though, is that even though the Communist Party no longer has a death grip on the Russian body politic, Russia is still the sick old man of Europe. Take away the failing, decades-out-of-date and dangerously crumbling infrastructure, the lack of any meaningful economic opportunities for everyday Russians, a political system that still discriminates egregiously against women and minority groups (to call it a “kelptocracy” would be simpler), and a myriad of similar problems not likely to be solved, much less addressed, any time soon, and what you have is the world’s largest and most dysfunctional Third World country with a highly unstable and immature government. Nice combination, eh?

Despite all of the verbal saber-rattling emanating from the Kremlin these days, the Russian government is at best a corrupt, inept, and morally bankrupt collection of power addicts, and at worse a xenophobic, self-interested, venal, corrupt, inept, and morally bankrupt collection of power addicts. It is difficult to know with any degree of certainty what the end game will be in this dispute when all is said and done. I suspect that the Russians may eventually back off under intense pressure from the US and Europe after extracting promises and concessions to improve their own position…because in the end, that’s really what this is all about, don’t you think?

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Maybe next year, eh?

Sunday’s high of 81 sets record for Houston

Pond Hockey event is becoming reality: The U.S. Pond Hockey Championships continue to develop

US Pond Hockey

SEABROOK, TX: HOME OF THE 2007 US POND HOCKEY CHAMPIONSHIP

[image][image]Well, it’s beginning to look as if I’m not going to make it to Minneapolis for this year’s US Pond Hockey Championships, which are going to be played on Lake Calhoun, right outside the office in which I used to work.

We’d been giving some serious thought to trying to bring the championship to Seabrook next winter. After all, we have a lake in our back yard, and it’s plenty big enough to hold a few regulation-size rinks. ‘Course, there is one BIG problem with our bid, in that there is one tiny problem we haven’t yet figured out how to solve- the weather. When you consider that the only thing frozen on the Texas Gulf Coast this time of year are the margaritas…well, it doesn’t present some problems when it comes to putting on a tournament that requires a frozen pond. And who is going to take a pond hockey tournament seriously if there are palm trees on the shoreline?

And perhaps we could get Jimmy Buffett to provide the entertainment?

As of right now, it looks as if our bid to host next year’s tournament is in serious jeopardy. How in the hell are we supposed to get a Zamboni onto a pond we can’t even guarantee will be frozen? I’m not sure how this is all going to work out, but something tells me we may well lose out to more northern climes. Damn the bad luck…or not. Hey, if the only thing frozen we can find ‘round these parts are the margaritas, how bad can life really be??

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So...when does he stop growing??

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[image]Over the past month, our lives have slowly been taken over by our new Labradoodle puppy. Actually, “puppy” seems something of a misnomer. Judge is barely 14 weeks old, and he is already as large as Salem, our 7-year-old Tibetan Terrier. No so very long ago, Salem could simply sit on Judge when he got on her nerves. That, sadly for Salem, is no longer an available option.

I’ve never had children of my own, but what’s happening here can’t be too much different. Our every waking moment revolves around Judge’s toilet habits. A lack of attention might mean being gifted with a fresh steaming pile of dog crap in the front of the house…and in some cases not discovering it for a few hours. (Honey, is that a new perfume you’re wearing…or did you step in somthing in the front yard??) Yes, there’s nothing quite like stumbling around in the early light of morning and stepping into a large pile of…AW, $&)@!!!!!

If you were to form an merely impression based the state of our living room, you might think we have several small children. Actually, I’m not sure most small children have as many toys as Judge does. What used to be our disposable income seems to now be committed to buying dog toys. Perhaps it’s the speed with which he can tear a toy apart, but the sheer volume of toys does seem to keep him from chewing on the cords to Eric’s Xbox.

Of course, some toys have been retired out of sheer necessity. One of Judge’s (and Salem’s) absolute favorite toys is called a Bully Stick. Judge will spend hours contentedly chewing on a Bully Stick. There’s only one problem, though- Bully Sticks are freeze-dried bull penises. Yes, you read that correctly. If that wasn’t disturbing enough, just try being affectionate with a dog who has penis breath. Ugghhhh…that just seems horribly wrong….

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Watching Judge grow has been truly amazing. We’ve had him for about six weeks now, and he’s easily 3 1/2-4 times larger than when She Who Endures My Myriad Eccentricities brough him home. Sometimes, I could swear that, if I’m close enough to him, I can actually hear him growing. There is really no way of knowing when it will all stop, but Labradoodles in some cases can grow up to be about 90 pounds. Right; and about that time we should be able to throw a saddle on him and ride him around the back yard…. GIDDYUP!!!

Like most puppies, there is almost nothing that Judge will not stick in his mouth. We’ve somehow managed to minimize the damage in the house, but our backyard looks like a combat zone. Look out the dining room window, and you’ll see a hodgepodge of stuffing from various toys, chewed up outdoor furniture, holes from where Judge has been digging to China. He’s discovered that the lake in the backyard has water in it, which being half Labrador, I suppose was just a matter of time. Before we know it, he’ll probably be swimming after the ducks.

The adventure continues….

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Well, we DID go a bit above and beyond, didn't we??

DMN’s Texan of the Year: Houston

Goodbye, New Orleans

Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
wake me up when september ends….

here comes the rain again
falling from the stars
drenched in my pain again
becoming who we are

as my memory rests
but never forgets what I lost
wake me up when september ends

Green Day, “Wake Me Up When September Ends”

[image][image]I have a couple different versions of that Green Day song on my iPod, and it didn’t take me long to figure out that I ‘m never going to be able to hear either version without thinking about what Hurricane Katrina did to New Orleans and the long-lasting, perhaps permanent effect it has had on the Houston area.

Even as Katrina was rolling into the New Orleans area, few if any of us here in the Houston area had any inkling of what the days and weeks to come would hold in store for us. How could we have even begun to anticipate that within a matter of days, upwards of 150,000 people would descend upon us?

Honey, it looks like we’re going to have company for dinner…a LOT of company….

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In 2005, Houston became the heart of Texas.

For resilience, resourcefulness and good old Texas neighborliness on a scale that did the whole state proud, Houston is the 2005 Dallas Morning News Texan of the Year.

To this day, an estimated 150,000 survivors of hurricanes Katrina and Rita call the Houston area home, and surveys show that most of them plan to stay. When Katrina hurled them, battered and destitute, onto Houston’s doorstep, Houston met the challenge with the largest shelter operation in the nation’s history. Singling out Houston is no slight to the scores of other communities that opened their arms to the storms’ victims, including those right here in North Texas. They, too, performed nobly and deserve vigorous applause. But the demands on Houston, by dint of simple geography, were of a stunningly higher magnitude.

Talk to the people at the center of the relief effort, and, over and over, you’ll hear words that echo those of Issa Dadoush, the city of Houston’s director of building services: “These are Americans. They’re our neighbors. If not Houston, who else?”

Or, as Harris County Judge Robert Eckels said, “We had no choice. It was just something that needed to be done.”

It was the right thing to do and the right time to do it. Time and again, I’ve heard people from New Orleans say something along the lines of “You realize that we never would have done the same thing for y’all, right?”…and perhaps that’s true. Of course, that never really mattered to anyone here. New Orleans is only about six hours east of Houston on I-10. But for a turn or a jog in Katrina’s path, she would have devastated the fourth-largest metropolitan area in the country. Who knows what would have happened if that had happened? Thankfully it didn’t, but the devastation and the human toll in New Orleans was such that it simply couldn’t be ignored, especially by those of us so close to New Orleans.

No city was better situated- geographically, financially, and in terms of available housing- to help in the aftermath of Katrina, and so there was never any question that Houston would become Ground Zero for the relief effort. This area has grown and changed in character since Katrina obliterated New Orleans. Yes, we’ve also had to deal with some of the bad apples from New Orleans, but the the vast majority of refugees are simply folks who want to be able to put their lives back together. In the two offices I work out of, we have at least three transfers from New Orleans- area offices. You’ll find similar stories all over the Houston area.

Overall, it’s been an exercise in change and patience for everyone concerned, but I think that in the final analysis, we here in the Houston area are better for it. We should feel good about what we did to help when help was so desperately needed. Perhaps it might not have happened in the same way had roles been reversed, but those of us who helped never looked at it in that light. What was done was what needed to be done. Period.

To get it done, “we” became far more than government. The extraordinary effort depended on churches, companies, nonprofits and tens of thousands of ordinary people. Commandeered by fate, they responded with the very qualities that distinguish a Texan of the Year: trailblazing, independence, staring down adversity, and affecting or influencing lives.

In the office of Houston Mayor Bill White’s chief of staff sits a large, glossy sign that admonishes: “Put Your Smile On - Company’s Coming.” It’s a souvenir of the city’s PR campaign before the 2004 Super Bowl. It’s also exactly the mind-set Houston’s leaders summoned after the call came from the governor’s office to Judge Eckels at 3 a.m. on Aug. 31: A convoy of buses bearing traumatized survivors of New Orleans’ Superdome would strike out that day, bound for the Astrodome.

Hey, it was the right thing to do, and both White and Eckels set a superb example. They knew that, if people understood the magnitude of the need that it would be met and then some. No, things weren’t perfect, and in some cases they weren’t even very good, but when has an entire metropolitan area EVER had to deal with a disaster of this magnitude in such a compressed time frame?

Houston should be proud of what it has accomplished. The work is hardly over, but at least the crisis of September has diminished- and for that all of us should be grateful.

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Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener

Kathleen Parker: If We Don’t Ignore Blogs, We’ll Die

Lord of the blogs

Each time I wander into blogdom, I’m reminded of the savage children stranded on an island in William Golding’s “Lord of the Flies.” Without adult supervision, they organize themselves into rival tribes, learn to hunt and kill, and eventually become murderous barbarians in the absence of a civilizing structure.

DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener #345: Kathleen Parker

[image][image]It never ceases to amaze me…so many of those who have managed to carve their niche in the mainstream media seem to be of the mind that they are the Chosen Ones, the Rightful Dispensers of Information and Opinions. Yes, don’t try this at home, kids; we’re Professionals, and We Know What’s Best For You…yes, we do.

If Parker doesn’t enjoy weblogs. that’is not my concern. In fact, I couldn’t care less. There’s plenty of porn out there if you’re looking for something to occupy yourself. Just spare us the self-righteous, pseudo-intellectual opinionizing…unless you have something positive to add, which clearly Parker doesn’t.

The mind boggles at the myriad ways in which people who have nothing to say manage to find ways to get paid for saying exactly that- nothing. If it was Parker’s intent to insult those of her readers who are avid bloggers, she has certainly exceeded beyond her wildest expectations. I can sympathize with her plight- it’s not easy being a supercilious jackass with nothing of any value to say. Of course, Parker still has to fill her allotted column inches, so if it takes gratuitiously and needlessly insulting those of us not fortunate enough to make a living off our writing as she does, so be it. After all, as a full-fledged member of the Mainstream Media, she can do that, because, well, membership has it’s privileges, no?

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Of all the stories leading America’s annual greatest hits list, the one that subsumes the rest is the continuing evolution of information in the Age of Blogging.

Not since the birth of the printing press have our lives been so dramatically affected by the way we create and consume information — both to our enormous benefit and, perhaps, to our growing peril.

What is wonderful and miraculous about the Internet needs little elaboration. We all marvel at the ease with which we can access information — whether reading government documents previously available only to a few, or tracking down old friends and new enemies.

It is this latter — our new enemies — that interests me most. I don’t mean al-Qaida or Osama bin Laden, but the less visible, insidious enemies of decency, humanity and civility — the angry offspring of narcissism’s quickie marriage to instant gratification.

There’s something frankly creepy about the explosion we now call the Blogosphere — the big-bang “electroniverse” where recently wired squatters set up new camps each day. As I write, the number of “blogs” (Web logs) and “bloggers” (those who blog) is estimated at between 50 million and 60 million worldwide.

Oh, right…journalism and punditry are best left to “those who know”: the Mainstream Media and those who have been anointed by the MSM as “acceptable” channels for disbursing “acceptable” opinions. For, if we allow the unwashed and unruly rabble represented by bloggers to get out of hand, where will the American Sheeple go for their news? Who will these drones believe, some unkempt nutjob sitting in his studio apartment in his unwashed pajamas, or a huge international media conglomerate shiling for Madison Avenue?

I mean no disrespect to the many brilliant people out there — professors, lawyers, doctors, philosophers, scientists and other journalists who also happen to blog. Again, they know who they are. But we should beware and resist the rest of the ego-gratifying rabble who contribute only snark, sass and destruction.

We can’t silence them, but for civilization’s sake — and the integrity of information by which we all live or die — we can and should ignore them.

And perhaps we can repay the favor by ignoring Parker’s self-righteous, supercilious, self-superior view of her craft, which differs from so many bloggers only in that she is paid for her labors. For most bloggers, like myself, what we do is a labor of love. Whether or not that is legitimate in Parker’s estimation is something I care not a whit about. The next time I want to read a writer with the surname “Parker”, I’ll stick to Dorothy:

If you don’t have anything good to say, come here and sit next to me, my dear….

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Somebody's been a VERY good boy....

That day is now

As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

H.L. Mencken

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Sunday, January 01, 2006

New year...same old ignorance and demagoguery

Bush visit to wounded troops sets year’s tone

I am resolved to make sure that these kids who are recovering here, that have suffered terrible injury, that their injuries are not in vain by completing the mission and laying that foundation for peace for generations to come. And I’m optimistic we’ll achieve that objective.

Our Glorious Leader

[image][image]It’s oddly comforting to know that, even though we find ourselves in a new year, the same old lying and propagandizing will continue unabated. Five years of it, and it’s practically taken on the trappings of a tradition. Yes, another wondrous year of Our Glorious Leader’s prevarications and dissembling. Another productive year of propagandizing that would make old Joe Goebbels proud. Another year of spin furious enough to make a Turkish dervish puke. Another year where the truth and American soldiers are the first casualties of an immoral war.

Certainly no one could have been silly enough to expect that the Prevaricator in Chief would change his stripes simply because the calender says 1.1.06. No, regardless of the reality that we need new calendars, Evil is still Evil, and he is still in high gear. It’s OK, though, because being a Republican means never having to say you’re sorry, or having to worry about being held accountable- especially when you can wrap yourself in flag and faith.

SAN ANTONIO - President Bush’s first official act of the new year was pinning Purple Hearts on U.S. soldiers wounded in Iraq, a signal that for the White House, 2006 would be another year dominated by the war.

The soldiers were among more than 2,300 wounded service members treated there since the beginning of the two wars, and Bush took note of their plight as he restated his reasons for the unpopular Iraq war.

“There’s horrible consequences to war — that’s what you see in this building,” the president said after the hospital visit. “On the other hand, we also see (soldiers) who say, ‘I’d like to go back in, Mr. President, what we’re doing is the right thing,’ because many of these troops understand that by defeating the enemy there, we don’t have to face them here. And they understand that by helping the country and the Middle East become a democracy, we are, in fact, laying the foundation for future peace.”

“By defeating the enemy there, we don’t have to face them here”…. My God, you’d think that someone who has spent five years passing himself off as President would have more respect for wounded American soldiers than to use them as pawns in his craven Propaganda game. Memo to Our Glorious Leader and his supporters: repeating a talking point will not eventually convert it into The Truth. All it means is that you’ve mastered The Big Lie.

“By defeating the enemy there, we don’t have to face them here”…. OK, let’s review the truth again, shall we? THERE WAS NO TERRORIST THREAT IN IRAQ…UNTIL WE INVADED AND BECAME AN ARMY OF OCCUPATION. THE TERRORIST THREAT OUR GLORIOUS LEADER IS SO DETERMINED TO COMBAT IS THE SPAWN OF HIS OWN FAILED POLICY IN IRAQ. Bush can whine and bleat all he wants to about creating democracy and fighting “the evil ones”, but in the eyes of so many in Iraq, WE are “the evil ones”. It would be nice to see The Prevaricator in Chief acknowledge the truth instead of spreading so much self-serving propaganda, but that would mean having to admit that his policy is a disaster and he is a liar…and when you see yourself as a messenger of God’s will, that just won’t do, will it?

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The energetic focus on the war comes at a time when, despite a bit of a recovery in the last quarter of 2005, Bush is still struggling to convince a majority of Americans that the war in Iraq was worth the price in American lives and treasure and that it was making the country safer.

I would still like to know how ANYTHING happening in Iraq is making this country safer from the threat of terrorists the likes of those responsible for 9.11. There is NOTHING in Iraq even remotely related to 9.11- no matter how much Our Glorious Leader and his minions spin and prevaricate to the contrary.

Bush’s public approval rating dipped below 40 percent at times in 2005 and rose to 47 percent in an ABC News/Washington Post poll taken after a Dec. 15 election in Iraq.

Many surveyed Americans remain skeptical about the war, which took more than 2,100 American lives and an estimated 30,000 Iraqi lives by year’s end.

Many Americans have come to recognize George W. Bush for the liar, the thug, and the demagogue he is. What I find so disturbing, is that while so many Americans advocated and demanded the impeachment and resignation of Bill Clinton for getting blowjobs in the White House, the silence over a President whose lies are responsible for so many dead Americans is deafening. It would seem that we can forgive the senseless waste of American lives, but get your helmet polished by an intern in the Oval Office and…OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!

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We should be demanding that our elected representatives hold Our Glorious Leader to account for the lies and deceptions that have killed so many Americans, AND for his illegal domestic eavesdropping program. Or do most of us still think that staining an intern’s blue dress is a more serious offense that killing American soldiers?

Roughly half the people polled by CNN/USA Today recently said it was a mistake to ever send troops to Iraq.

Sure, it’s nice that people are finally coming around to the truth, but where is the anger? Where is the outrage? Where is the demand for accountability? It would seen the American sheeple care enough to recognize that Iraq was a mistake, but not enough to demand that anything actually be done about it. Nice, eh?

No wonder this Administration feels it has carte blanche, because it does. Until and unless Americans becomes angry enough to demand change and accountability, NOTHING will change…and more Americans will die in this generation’s Vietnam, a pointless war of aggression that no seems to care enough to do anything about.

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You know, I always thought there was something wrong with guys who wear knickers....

Gee...what a shock....

‘US planning strike against Iran’

[image][image]And why not? We’ve got 130,000 troops right next door in Iraq serving as IED fodder, so why not give them something constructive to do? Besides, Iran has a certified nutjob and DUMB@$$ for a President (ah…perhaps we have more in common with Iran than we realize, eh??). Whether or not Iran possesses nuclear weapons is an open question, but if they don’t have the Bomb now, it’s just a matter of (likely not very much) time.

The question, of course, is whether we should invade a sovereign country led by an unstable, belligerent dickweed- especially when our own government is run by an unstable, belligerent dickweed? Certainly, no reasonable person would argue that a nation which still officially reviles the US as the “Great Satan” has any business with nuclear weapons. Indeed, we should be doing everything within our power to ensure that Iran is not allowed to achieve their goal of joining the nuclear club. (Great…that’s all we need; Mahmoud Ahmadinejad with his finger on the nuclear trigger.)

Here’s what I want to know, though: why does this have to be solely an American responsibility? Given that Europe and the Middle East will benefit most directly from ensuring that Iran doesn’t go nuclear, why are none of these governments contributing to, or indeed even taking the lead in the effort to rein Iran’s nuclear weapons program in?

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The United States government reportedly began coordinating with NATO its plans for a possible military attack against Iran.

The German newspaper Der Tagesspiegel collected various reports from the German media indicating that the North Atlantic Treaty Organization are examining the prospects of such a strike.

According to the report, CIA Director Porter Goss, in his last visit to Turkey on December 12, requested Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan to provide military bases to the United States in 2006 from where they would be able to launch an assault.

The German news agency DDP also noted that countries neighboring Iran, such as Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Oman, and Pakistan were also updated regarding the supposed plan. American sources sent to those countries apparently mentioned an aerial attack as a possibility, but did not provide a time frame for the operation.

Although Der Spiegel could not say that these plans were concrete, they did note that according to a January 2005 New Yorker report American forces had entered Iran in 2005 in order to mark possible targets for an aerial assault.

How many more Americans are going to have to die while doing the dirty work for the rest of the world? It would seem that European and Middle Eastern governments are quite content to allow Our Glorious Leader to commit American troops to doing the fighting and dying. It certainly is more convenient, I suppose. When you have an American President willing to go it alone, why should other governments face the domestic music of their own casualties when an American presence means never having to do any of the heavy lifting themselves?

Yesterday, Afghanistan. Today, Iraq. Tommorrow, Iran. And this doesn’t even begin to take Syria into account. The fun is only just beginning, eh?

The Global War On Terror: the gift that just keeps on giving!! Coming soon to a corrupt Third World hellhole near you….

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Next week, he'll be the new White House Press Secretary

Ex-teacher’s molar whopper makes him World Champ Liar

[image][image]Bill Meinel may be a retired teacher, but it appears that he may have a bright future ahead of him in the Bush White House, which is to liars what Valhalla was to the Norse gods. Now all he has to do is develop the ability to lie about virtually anything at a moment’s notice to a bank of reporters armed with cameras and tape recorders, and he’ll be ready for big time politics.

Hey if Scott McLellan, Karl Rove, and Our Glorious Leader can do it, why not a 62-year-old retired teacher?

I think he may have to work on the self-righteous professions of his ardent Christian faith as he is discussing the latest rationale for the never-ending War to Subjugate Brown People and Steal Their Oil (otherwise known as “the war against terrorism”).

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Meinel won his second title this week from the Burlington Liars Club with the fib: “My son’s high school grades went from all A’s to all D’s. This happened right after he had his wisdom teeth extracted.”

Meinel, 62, also won the contest in 2003 with this tall tale: “My wife is so indecisive about choosing paint colors, our 1,800-square-foot home is now 1,000 square feet due to all the coats of paint.”

Meinel said his latest winner comes from a line he used to pull on students. “Whenever one would tell me they were going to miss class to have their wisdom teeth pulled, I would suggest they take all their tests ahead of time,” Meinel said.

Yep; when the lying gets tough, the liars turn pro…and go to work for the Bush Administration….

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Time to be all things to all people

Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener

Florida teen skips school, sneaks to Iraq: 16-year-old survives his experiment in ‘immersion journalism’

DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener #344: Farris Hassan

[image][image]OK, so how many of us haven’t dreamed of just taking off on the spur of the moment, going someplace exotic, experiencing the warm, tropical breezes, and the laid-back lifestyle…not to mention the IEDs, the death squads, and the random car bombs? OK, so maybe not the last part so much, but for 16-year-old DUMB@$$ Farris Hassan, a trip to Baghdad was just the thing to break up the boredom of his pampered life in Florida..,and, hey, his family is of Iraqi descent, so why shouldn’t he be welcomed with open arms, right? Well, given that the only Arabic Hassan speaks comes out of a English-Arabic phrase book, one might understand how the poor kid might not exactly be greeted as a conquering hero, eh? Honestly, he’s lucky no one slit his throat.

Ah…to be young and indestructable again….

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BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) — Maybe it was the time the taxi dumped him at the Iraq-Kuwait border, leaving him alone in the middle of the desert. Or when he drew a crowd at a Baghdad food stand after using an Arabic phrase book to order. Or the moment a Kuwaiti cab driver almost punched him in the face when he balked at the $100 fare.

But at some point, Farris Hassan, a 16-year-old from Florida, realized that traveling to Iraq by himself was not the safest thing he could have done with his Christmas vacation.

And he didn’t even tell his parents.

So…how’d you like to get a call from your son…in Baghdad? (Damn…and I thought he was just making a quick run to the grocery store….)

Using money his parents had given him at one point, he bought a $900 plane ticket and took off from school a week before Christmas vacation started, skipping classes and leaving the country on December 11.

His goal: Baghdad. Those privy to his plans: two high school buddies.

Given his heritage, Hassan could almost pass as Iraqi. His father’s background helped him secure an entry visa, and native Arabs would see in his face Iraqi features and a familiar skin tone. His wispy beard was meant to help him blend in.

But underneath that Mideast veneer was full-blooded American teen, a born-and-bred Floridian sporting white Nike tennis shoes and trendy jeans. And as soon as the lanky, 6-foot teenager opened his mouth — he speaks no Arabic — his true nationality would have betrayed him.

Traveling on his own in a land where insurgents and jihadists have kidnapped more than 400 foreigners, killing at least 39 of them, Hassan walked straight into a death zone. On Monday, his first full day in Iraq, six vehicle bombs exploded in Baghdad, killing five people and wounding more than 40.

The State Department strongly advises U.S. citizens against traveling to Iraq, saying it “remains very dangerous.” Forty American citizens have been kidnapped since the war started in March 2003, of which 10 have been killed, a U.S. official said. About 15 remain missing.

OK, so Hassan can be forgiven, I suppose, for being your typical overzealous and not particularly thoughtful teenager. Even so, what sort of a DUMB@$$ travels into the most dangerous war zone in the world on a whim? Hassan is very lucky to be alive, and while someday he and his family will no doubt laugh about his escapade, there is nothing funny about it now. Farris Hassan is lucky he didn’t become the latest nominee for a Darwin Award…which are only awarded posthumously.

Jesus, what a DUMB@$$….

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