Aenima by Tool

     I would like to start this out by saying that I have always been in awe over the fact that California is a state, an entire body of densly populated land on fault lines, literally moving around.

    Actually they are moving northward. California is a state that is physically moving north, along the San Andreas Fault.

     And THIS is what has me mesmerized.

     The western part of California could actually crack off and fall into the ocean! I was in 6th grade when I learned this, and ever since, I have been wanting and waiting for it to happen. I have been wanting this to happen out of the sheer fascination on how cool it would be.

     Now fast forward about 11 years later. In 1996, the band Tool comes out with a disc named “Aenima”. This disc produced several hits like “Stinkfist” and “Forty six & 2″ and then the song, “Aenima”.

     I used to listen to this song, I got the “learn to swim” lyrics in the song, but I never realized just exactly what it was that lead singer Maynard James Keenan was singing.

     Time went by, I kinda forgot about this song until about a year ago. I pulled the disc out and listened to it, then I got curious. What in the hell WERE they singing?

     They were singing about the very thing that I have been obsessed with! California, and of course, Los Angeles, falling away into the ocean. How crazy!

     But they added a little twist, which I have bought into whole-heartedly! Cleansing that part of the earth of bullshit people and all their materialistic lifestyles.

     If you go to http://www.lyricsfire.com/viewlyrics/Tool/Aenima-lyrics.htm, you can read just exactly what they are saying, just what exactly will happen, and how it will happen.

     Maynard, if you are reading this, I am praying for rain, too, my friend!

Detroit Lions Suck

     Mark my words…the Detroit Lions WILL NOT WIN A GAME THIS SEASON!!!

     I only wish I had written this after the first game and not now, after the forth game.

     If they keep the same coaching staff they WILL NOT WIN A GAME THIS SEASON!!!

     If they change quarterbacks they WILL NOT WIN A GAME THIS SEASON!!!

     The ONLY thing that makes this null in void is if the Detroit Lions…NAH!!! NOTHING will make them win. No matter what THEY do. I just hope some team doesn’t take them lightly…NAH!!! Every team will beat them. I can’t think of a scenario that they could win. I just can’t!

     The Detroit Lions WILL NOT WIN A GAME THIS SEASON!!!

Vasectomy Reversal ‘Patience’

     Yes! I spelled that correctly…patience…because, like Tom Petty sang, “…the waiting is the hardest part…” or so I hope.

     My wife and I have put down a deposit on the vasectomy reversal operation. We also have been playing a bit of tug-of-war with the office who is doing the procedure, because we are impatient.

     We were originally scheduled for October 22 for just the consultation, but had that moved. Actually it was moved BACK, to November 4.

     Why, you may ask, did the consultation date get moved back? Because we switched doctors and to fit into the present doctor’s schedule, it got moved back, but the actual operation date got moved up a whole month, from December 19 to November 21.

     We are very antsy for this. It’s all we have been talking about. Today, actually we really didn’t speak too much of it, because it makes us too anxious.

     We feel we are getting ahead of ourselves when we discuss baby names. My wife is the one who comes up with great names, but I am too picky, and I shoot the them down for one reason or another.

     So this is the latest on where we are with the plans. I have stopped smoking, totally, so as to help me build up a good sperm army. I don’t want anything negative working against me. I want to control as much as I can, because the uncontrollable things are already at work.

My Story…Part 47

     As I began to come out of my drunken cloud that I was in for the week and a half that I had been in, while staying at my dad’s, I began to look for a house to rent.

     I wanted a 3 bedroom house with a garage. Nothing else mattered. I needed the rooms for my daughters, and the garage because I am a man, and with a ‘69 Chevy pickup, I needed it. So I looked through the papers and the internet.

     All while I was living this way, I kept in contact with my beastly wife’s best friend. She had just got out of relationship with an aquaintance from my work. I should never had set them up and I warned her, but it ended with a mess. Their relationship started before I moved from the cave, and ended at the same time I moved out. So we had a little something in common.

     We mostly texted each other. She sent me messages bitching about her shit, and I sent her texts bitching about EVERYTHING in my life. I give her loads of credit for coming back for more.

     She is the one who sent a rude message my way and I waited a day, and sent her a less biting one back. From that moment on we kept the line of communication open.

     At one point, we decided to keep the chatter to ourselves. We did not want our one common bond, my beastly wife, who happened to be her friend, ever finding out about us texting.

     I was at a friend’s house, one particular night, as she and I texted a few times back and forth. He and his wife warned me to stay away. She may be bad news because of her friendship with the beast. I shrugged them off, telling them I was ok. After explaining to them our arrangement, they seemed ok, but still a little worried for me.

     I had found a house a few miles from my dad’s and was very excited about it. I told everyone about it. It felt as though I had cleared up the mess in my life a little more, the clouds were getting thinner, and brighter days were coming.

     I kept the house finding, and especially location, secret from my beast wife. She made it a habit to call me early in the morning before I had to get up for work. She made the calls to find out what I was up to, to rub it in that she had a boyfriend who she liked to fuck, and, I believe, to make my dad and stepmom mad for the ringing they had to hear that early in the morning.

     I had to hear about how perfect her life was, how perfect her boyfriend was, and how much happier she was with me gone. I made arrangements during one of these calls to come over and get the rest of my stuff from her house.

     She wanted to know where I was going to put it all. She made fun of how small my dad’s house was and how I couldn’t put it all there. She drilled me and drilled me about what I was up to, so I finally gave in and told her about the house.

     She wanted to know where it was, but I would not tell her. I felt she was crafty enough with the Internet that she could find out that way. I would not tell her.

     I did, however, tell her best friend. She agreed not to tell her about it. She promised. And with this information, THAT freindship began to deteriorate. They began to start to fight more often in the weeks ahead.

     It was a sign to everyone around the beast, that she was literally losing control of people she thought she had control of.

Ho Hum

     Well it’s getting cooler outside earlier in the day. Autumn is upon us and it is beginning to cool the days off. The only thing I don’t like about the fall is the warm sun and the cool air. It makes it aggravating with trying to dress for it. I work outside and I get sweaty, but with cool air, I am apt to catch a chill. Whatever.

     My wife just announced from the bed that she may need socks for her feet. The room is cool and Desperate Housewives is glowing from the television. More signs that fall is in full swing.

     One more sign of fall? I just took the soft cover off my Jeep and put the hard cover on. That’s the end me fighting for more warmer days. Yes, I know there will be more, but it’s not worth the cold drive in to work and the cold drive home from work when I work late.

     I had my daughters this past weekend. That was a blur. All I did was rush them from soccer game to soccer game to practice to practice. I did a little yard work, played little Wii with them, and nagged my oldest, who is a Sophomore, to “get that damn paper written” and make sure they had what they needed for the week ahead before I took them back their mom’s. It sucks on weekend like these when all I do is whip them around for events they are involved in and not being able to spend time with them.

     I hope this week ahead is less eventful. This past Monday, I got a call from one of my good friends that his father had lost his battle with cancer. I knew something was up because he kept calling me without leaving voice mails or sending texts. I knew his dad was real sick and I had a bad feeling. I went over to him immediately after that call with a 12 pack or beers and some more friends came over with beer to help him and us all self-medicate.

     We all got real drunk that Monday, then had a few more during the viewing two days later. We snuck out to the parking lot for them. It IS what his dad would have wanted. His dad would drink with us and we all believe his dad had one last one with us out there as the funeral home closed that night.

     My friend is the Godfather of my oldest, I am the Godfather of both of his kids. I feel like him and his parents are family. I feel bad that we can’s always hang out the way we used to when we were younger. I have a busy family and he has his, but he doesn’t believe the kind of chaos I live. But I do try, when I can, to meet up with him. Maybe I need to try harder?

     I believe it will all work out in the end. What I mean is the time I spend with loved ones. My daughters, close friends, and family. This is just crazy time during the school year. I am beginning to hate school as much now, as an adult, as I did when I was a kid. It is just so time consuming with the hustle-bustle.

     I try to take it all in, and I try not to get mad or aggravated at these things, because I know that one day it will all be over. My kids will be grown, and I will be standing there wondering if I did a good job at fatherhood as I had promised myself I would be when they were babies.

     I just hope one day they do not tell me I was a shitty father, because I do all that I can in the time allotted. We will see, I guess. We will see.

Some Things I Have Noticed Lately

     First if all, Why in the heck do the gasoline pumps seem much more difficult to stop right on the exact dollar amount? They keep going right past that and ending on the cent mark? I have tried this at several different gas stations over a large area, and they ALL went right over into the next .01!! Annoying! I don’t want to give the damn oil companies any more cents than I wanna spend.

     Second, I have decided it’s official! Coca-Cola and Mountain Dew taste WAAAAAYYY better out of the can then out of a plastic bottle. They are even more addicting that way, especially the Coke.

     Third, why do retailer employees seem to be so out of the loop? When a customer asks them if a certain item will be on sale soon, why do they not know? I don’t work retail, never have, but recently I have noticed that they are clueless about what items will be for sale in the real near future.

     These are just a couple that bug me right now. What do you think?

A Debate On Sex

     I want to start a debate, not for myself, but for the men who don’t know when, or even IF their women have orgasms.

     Also for the women, whose men could learn from this, as to what he needs to do to help her out a little.

     I heard a tease today, for a local morning radio show,  who will discuss, on Monday, a study that shows that 70% of men do not know if their women orgasm.

     I am no stud, so don’t think I am on a soapbox, but WTF! How can they not know?!?

     I am asking that comments be left by both sexes explaining two different things:

     1.) Men! Do you honestly think she had an orgasm? What clues did you have to reveal that she did?

And, if she didn’t, what was her excuse? Does she fake the same way every time?

     2.) Women! DO you orgasm when having sex? If not, why fake one? What needs to be accomplished or done by your man to achieve the ultimate climax?

     Like I said, I find it hard to believe that a whopping 70% of men have zero clue that women orgasm, and I want this to be a lesson for both sides, in a playful, educational way.

USC And Oregon State

     University of  Southern California Trojans and Oregon State Beavers played a college football game last night. USC lost to Oregon State 27-21.

     A #1 team, the Trojans, lost to an unranked Beavers team. I like it. The mighty Trojans fell…empty.

     What do I mean by empty? Get your mind INTO the gutter for a minute.

     Let me put this in a very sexual way, since this game had sexual innuendos all night. The Beavers had a defence that tried to prevent the Trojans from penetration.

     If the end zone is a pussy, and the Beavers are a chick who has one job to do, and that is to keep everything out of itself, it’s defence worked, and the Trojans were not allowed to win the game.

     Oh, the Trojans penetrated just long enough, but there was no celebrating, because they knew they had a lot of work to do. They were behind all game long. The Beavers did a fine job of defending itself.

     So, this is what I am trying to say about how Trojans fell empty. No celebrating because they just did reach that moment of release. The Beavers put up a great fight and kept them out all night.

     Now the Trojans will go home, disappointed, and hurting and needing to regroup. The Beavers are releived that they were not exploited and mentally hurt or raped by a Trojan team who should have had theor way with a Beaver all night, but didn’t.

     Trojans empty, Beavers relieved.

My Story…Part 46

     When I left the cave and headed back to my dad’s after getting my smaller possesions and clothes, I stopped at the nearby party store, (or liquor store, depending on where you are from) and I bought a 6 pack of beer. I continued on home and drank that whole thing.

     The next 4 days consisted of me getting up for work, going to work, talking people from work into going to the bar with me, then going to the bar and getting drunk.

     If I was able to get people to go, fine. If not, that was fine also because I was not shy or afraid of going to the bar by myself. I would go, get drunk enough to know that when I would return back at my dad’s, I would be able to take a shower and then go to bed and fall fast asleep.

     I wanted to go asleep quickly because I did not want to lay there and get depressed at how my life was turning out. I did not want to lay there and think about how much of a loser I felt I was by being back at home again, and  I did not want to think about how I was going to be involved in a second divorce.

     I also went to the bar to keep from hanging out at my dad’s all night. It was boring over there. Yes, my dad is good company, but he would have a tendency to turn the conversation to what I had already been through and what I was going through at the time. I did not want to deal with it.

     The following weekend came and I went to some friends’ house and hung out all day and part of the night there. I would return back at my dad’s and sleep the night away.

     I went to the movies by my self during this first weekend also. I spent time amusing myself and having alone time. But when the sun went down, I headed to the bar and got drunk.

     Upon returning home to my dad’s, I would sneak in and either try to take a quiet shower or just go straight to bed without making a peep.

     This practice I had formed lasted for two straight weeks when I had saved up enough money to venture around the newspapers and the internet, looking for a house of my own.

My Story…Part 45

     I did respond to my beastly wife’s best friend’s text the next afternoon. I waited to get a clear head and get myself, and my girls settled as best as I could. Being back at your parents’ house at the age of 33 made me feel like the biggest asshole.

     I answered back the text with a calm and cool head. I said something along the lines of telling her to check with her friend. She too had been having an affair and that this is not totally my fault. The text went away and once it was gone, I thought maybe she would be gone with it.

     But I was wrong. This WAS a friend of the beast I married. They don’t go away easily. This best friend of hers was someone I had always been infatuated with, though. I had always thought she was a little hottie. I never did express these words to her, though, for fear of getting my head cut off by my beast wife at the time.

     But her friend was always in the picture through the whole marriage. From the day I met this wife, throughout the entire honeymoon, to every single day of normal living, they were always on the phone. This friend knew everything about me.

     She knew about my bad habits, what I was doing, when I was doing it, and where. The phone calls were constant as if they lived together, but not physically, but through a telephone.

     I on the other hand knew everything about her too. Our common bond, the beast, never could keep her mouth shut. I heard details I didn’t wanna hear about everyone, and vise versa.

     So as I had sent that message, I got a response back from the friend. It was way more calm and with zero bite in it opposed to the previous one she sent. I felt we had a connection forming, a friendship.

     I would go over to the beast wife house 2 more times in the week after I had moved out. When I went back the first time, I had picked up all my clothes, she had her best friend over, too. I was there to get my things and for some dumb reason, I asked her to take me back!

     I wanted back as a way for not getting divorced again. I wanted no part of it. I started to get dillusional into thinking I would be happy. It became a thing, for me, to keep the status, but spare the sanity and happiness I so had been longing for during the duration of the marriage.

     We all sat in her livingroom shooting the breeze and then I started to put the things I came for, into my jeep. On one of my trips out, I went with her friend. It was a cold, brisk, February night in 2006, and she mentioned to me that I would be staying here tonight.

     I laughed and said no way. She mentioned that I was trying to work it out and that if I tried, I would be able to stay. That was a good moment to have, because as she drove away, I stood there and stared at her tail lights and thought no way in hell!

     I had a mission to complete. I had just started it, the biggest part was done. I had made the escape. My beastly wife had also been playing with the emotions of not only myself, but of the dad of her youngest kid and the guy she was having the affair with.

     She had a good time juggling all these guys around who wanted her. It was actually annoying to me that I was in such a trap of making this thing happy.

     I was not going to be a pawn in her little game she calls life anymore. I went back in and got the rest of my clothes and other small things. I told her I would be back that weekend to get my tools, my truck that I was trying to restore, and other things in the garage, when I had more vehicles and help.

     I left that night and drove back to my dad’s house. I stopped on the way to get a six pack of beer and began drinking. I began drinking the most I had ever drank in my life that night.

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