Prepare your GraceHead for some origional mirth.
THIS link is to a sound file of a complaint after a church service on a church answerring machine.
Basically, the minister of music got ahold of the complaint and then did a dance REMIX of the complaint.
We were visiting your chruch last Sunday ... there was a woman that was on the mic ... I noticed that she was wiggling her butt back-and-forth from side-to-side ... then she stopped ... and I thought that was out of order. ... I hope that you will mention it to them, the musicians, that they are not to move their butt around.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Wiping tears away.)
Oh, man. Thanks for the laughs, Trent.
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