Post details: Concerned pastor voice mail - FUNNY GraceHead.com exclusive

11/12/05

Permalink 11:36:22 am, Categories: By Trent, GraceHead grinning
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Concerned pastor voice mail - FUNNY GraceHead.com exclusive

Prepare your GraceHead for some origional mirth.

THIS link is to a sound file of a complaint after a church service on a church answerring machine.

Basically, the minister of music got ahold of the complaint and then did a dance REMIX of the complaint.

We were visiting your chruch last Sunday ... there was a woman that was on the mic ... I noticed that she was wiggling her butt back-and-forth from side-to-side ... then she stopped ... and I thought that was out of order. ... I hope that you will mention it to them, the musicians, that they are not to move their butt around.


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Comment from: Mr. Melt [Visitor] · http://www.meltingparadigms.com
I wish the remix was longer! That was GREAT!

Peace
Mr. Melt

Permalink 11/12/05 @ 16:28
Comment from: AmbreeC [Member]
ROTFL!!!! That was HILARIOUS!!! I needed a good laugh and that delivered!

Ambree C.
Permalink 11/12/05 @ 20:54
Comment from: herobill [Visitor] · http://herobill.blogspot.com

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  (Wiping tears away.)

Oh, man.  Thanks for the laughs, Trent.

Permalink 11/14/05 @ 13:27
Comment from: Trent [Member] · http://www.GraceHead.com
This is pure gold, isn't it?
... an instant classic to be sure!

Glad you could enjoy it with me.

Ripening still,
Trent
www.GraceHead.com
Permalink 11/14/05 @ 18:03
Comment from: dissenter [Visitor]
That remix: The epitome of hidden talent!!! =]
~ Dissenter ~
Permalink 04/25/06 @ 19:25
Comment from: Princess_ Isa_of [Visitor]
Hey Trent...we also have a lawhead or two over here and we have like you stripped them of all their garments of pity and love and righteousness by faith...we have thrown them into the streets for public humiliation and are ready to torch them as you do...plz hurry over for a gracehead prayer to bless the torching
Permalink 06/07/06 @ 21:35
Comment from: joshua fromusa/former rock throwing expert [Visitor]
hey brother...after ur done with this Pastor could you also come by our place and help us stone an adulterous woman? Thanks bro...bring that big rock you always throw with ur autograph on it...
Permalink 06/12/06 @ 00:54
Comment from: Trent [Member] · http://www.GraceHead.com
dear expert,

I'm done with this, where is the woman you are trying to stone?

Ripening for the harvest (and pretnding not to recognize a new name used by an old Holy Spirits prophet),

Trent
Permalink 06/12/06 @ 12:04
Comment from: Mike [Visitor]
What a disgrace- I'm deeply offended and grieved in my spirit brother... haha just kidding. I loved it!

Mike (college pastor)
Permalink 11/15/07 @ 10:17

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