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Mugshot round-up: Get Out of Jail Free (358)Clicked 34582 times; posted to Main on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 at 5:39 PM
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Number 1: What has two thumbs and loves anal violation? THIS GUY!!!
#2? Pre-hit.
Number 2: It is about time someone beat up Juliet. She is a lying other.
I told you #2!!!!!
#1 - Heamer?
#5....Dude looks like a lady?
![[TotalFark]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.fark.net%2Fimages%2F2003%2Ftotalfark.gif)
OH GOD ITS MEDUSA
What is the panoply of horror that is number 5? It is like the Circus of Dr. Lao: ambiguous methhead edition.
What the hell is up with #5? He got arrested at every stage of his gender transformation?
#12's cute, i like tattoos
Jesus...How long were they holding Number 5 for?
15= hottest mug shot ever?
wat
Number 10 proves that the Skeksis always get their man. Woman. Gelfling.
Your dog wants a new home...
Hahah.. mugshots are a cheap way to document your journy from boy to lady.
I would hit a surprisingly high percentage of them.
This one is so high, she never felt that baton across the nose.
I see there's still at least one member of the Church of the Fonz.
12 just finished crying.
Joe Ardinger from WJFK...the early years?
OH GOD ITS MEDUSA
//Ha Ha you looked.... you're turning to stone
///wow my neck feels stiff all of suddfdgkdjsgjksbhfgfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
//Ha Ha you looked.... you're turning to stone
///wow my neck feels stiff all of suddfdgkdjsgjksbhfgfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Hahahahahahahahaha
why am i suddenly hungry?
vernonFL: I would hit a surprisingly high percentage of them.
But what percentage of number 5 would you hit, sir?
But what percentage of number 5 would you hit, sir?
Would you like curly fries with that?
#4
Are those curly fries? I'm hungry for some strange reason
Are those curly fries? I'm hungry for some strange reason
I cant even express the dirty, dirty things I would do to #12.
aspAddict: Treygreen13: OH GOD ITS MEDUSA
You want regular or curly fries?
I was going to say she was arrested for stealing curly fries.
You want regular or curly fries?
I was going to say she was arrested for stealing curly fries.
Man..that is one nasty shot to the nose. Somebody must have jacked her up good.
Jezus, they arrested the whole Breakfast Club.
Goddamnit....like 10 posts just like mine in the time it took me to post it...shiat!
I am the prince of all Saiyans once again!
No one has found what #2 looked like in Maxim yet?
/I'm at work
//Can't do a GIS
///Damn web blocker and logger :(
/I'm at work
//Can't do a GIS
///Damn web blocker and logger :(
It's not curly fries, it's Orlando Blooming Onion's long lost sister:
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ... is this the progression of a Sex change
SUE THE DOCTOR
SUE THE DOCTOR
/hotlinked to sho texture
Waiting for photoshop of #4 with curly fries in place of hair
Treygreen13: OH GOD ITS MEDUSA
I came in here to say this.
/#15 is hittable
//I'd hit #2 with 3 slashies
///SMACK!
I came in here to say this.
/#15 is hittable
//I'd hit #2 with 3 slashies
///SMACK!
ZOMG I HAVE THAT SAME SHIRT!11
srsly what did she do?
Lt. Cheese Weasel: Jezus, they arrested the whole Breakfast Club.
I believe (2nd row, 2nd from the right) that they also nabbed Spicoli.
I believe (2nd row, 2nd from the right) that they also nabbed Spicoli.
A whole portfolio of Spicoli's in #5.
#2 probably cleans up real nice, same with 6. Hell, even 12 has a hella nice canvas (pun intended) to work with if she could scrub all that shiat off. And despite suffering from fetal alcohol syndrome 15 looks hittable after a night full of beer.
Oh Hellz Yes, number 12 please!
bigwill64: why am i suddenly hungry?
Came here to ask who's the chick with curly fries on her head?!
Came here to ask who's the chick with curly fries on her head?!
"Be a brave Daddy's girl. Don't cry. Or Daddy will punch you again."
StopArrestingMe:
THIS
THIS
hmmm...where's the cute sistahs?
Tears and snot make for a well-lubed blowjob:
There's Wait,,what? high, and then there's I'm on the Farking Moon High like princess here.
it's been hit
Lt. Cheese Weasel: There's Wait,,what? high, and then there's I'm on the Farking Moon High like princess here.
the biggest redneck here: And despite suffering from fetal alcohol syndrome 15 looks hittable after a night full of beer.
vs
full night of beer eh?
vs
full night of beer eh?
beaverfetus: She's a prostitute. The pretty ones not obviously intoxicated always are.
Looks like #5 finally found a hair style that works.
Where is your God of Tattoos now?
beaverfetus: 15= hottest mug shot ever?
i got #6 ftw in this bunch. 12's good too with a little less gaudy tats and some visine.
i got #6 ftw in this bunch. 12's good too with a little less gaudy tats and some visine.
These are gold, Jerry.
Gold!
Gold!
"Your sentence is.....sharing a cell with Andy Dick and Carrot Top for the rest of your LIFE!!!"
Treygreen13, I owe you a beer. That was quick...
No. 11 looks like a young Jack Nicholson.
/Heeeere's Johnny!
/Heeeere's Johnny!
jiminee: 12 just finished crying.
I doubt it, if she was crying her mascara would be all over the place... I'd say she's just wasted.
In fact, i would say that the majority of these hot chicks in the mugshot roundups probably got hauled in for DUI.
I doubt it, if she was crying her mascara would be all over the place... I'd say she's just wasted.
In fact, i would say that the majority of these hot chicks in the mugshot roundups probably got hauled in for DUI.
Did grandma knit her head .... Just plain AWFUL
NICE HEAD DIK
NICE HEAD DIK
1, 2, 6 and 12 and 15.
It's the littlest Yakuza!
tekjock: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ... is this the progression of a Sex change
SUE THE DOCTOR
Dude, that is totally a sex change in progress. He/she is wearing a strap around his/her neck in the last photo to support a top. Probably got arrested for solicitation.
SUE THE DOCTOR
Dude, that is totally a sex change in progress. He/she is wearing a strap around his/her neck in the last photo to support a top. Probably got arrested for solicitation.
Theres some iffy life choices being made in that confused lil head
Oh my. Rainbow Brite is Stabby, very very Stabby....
mikaloyd: Theres some iffy life choices being made in that confused lil head
Exactly.
/she's my favorite BY FAR
Exactly.
/she's my favorite BY FAR
The Hammer is my penis.
All the white chicks are hittable this week (except for the one who's a guy)
The guy with his hand up looks like he's about to say:
How about NO.
How about NO.
Bruce Willis has really let himself go.
6 or 12? fap fap fap 6 or 12? fap fap fap 6 AND 12!! fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
this particular lineup is epic. the photoshop possibilities are endless.
mikaloyd: Theres some iffy life choices being made in that confused lil head
As long as those decisions include boning older men with no hope of a healthy relationship.. Hell yeah!
As long as those decisions include boning older men with no hope of a healthy relationship.. Hell yeah!
Meth super-hero?
Johnny Bananapeel wins.
bigwill64: why am i suddenly hungry?
After seeing that, I too craved curly fires.
After seeing that, I too craved curly fires.
miss Kansas back in the day
Two tickets to the gun show!
2: yes, bloody face and all!
3: lol, nice shirt
6: yes please
10: yes, is she keeps crying while we do it.
12: Yes, her tears are so sexy
15: Yes, but she needs to keep the orange jump suit on.
3: lol, nice shirt
6: yes please
10: yes, is she keeps crying while we do it.
12: Yes, her tears are so sexy
15: Yes, but she needs to keep the orange jump suit on.
TSG got a couple details wrong. #2's name is Carol Hovenkamp Carbone (hot Hoverkamp), she was Miss Kansas USA, not Miss Kansas. And she's better known as Carol Grow.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0725081mugs12.jpg
I had to tell her twice
I had to tell her twice
Lt. Cheese Weasel: There's Wait,,what? high, and then there's I'm on the Farking Moon High like princess here.
By the time you tattoo a syringe and a spoon onto your shoulder youve pretty much adopted the lifestyle
By the time you tattoo a syringe and a spoon onto your shoulder youve pretty much adopted the lifestyle
Sunavbiatch! Can't they just leave Ozzy Osborne alone?
Darconix: tekjock: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ... is this the progression of a Sex change
SUE THE DOCTOR
Dude, that is totally a sex change in progress. He/she is wearing a strap around his/her neck in the last photo to support a top. Probably got arrested for solicitation.
God I hope ITs pimp puts the smack down,
SUE THE DOCTOR
Dude, that is totally a sex change in progress. He/she is wearing a strap around his/her neck in the last photo to support a top. Probably got arrested for solicitation.
God I hope ITs pimp puts the smack down,
FARK, wrong picture paired with the name
/i fail
/i fail
I had to tell her twice
LOL, I thought of Dave Attel. "So I meet this chick for the first time and she has a shiner. I think 'great, she doesn't listen'"
LOL, I thought of Dave Attel. "So I meet this chick for the first time and she has a shiner. I think 'great, she doesn't listen'"
I had to tell her twice
/now with image goodness
1. Unpaid Parking tickets
2. Disorderly Conduct
3. DUI, barely over the limit
4. Terrorist threats, disturbing the peace
5. Prostitution
6. Bad checks
7. Possession of controlled substance
8. Hit & Run
9. Unlawful possession of a firearm
10. DUI
11. Indecent exposure, destruction of private property
12. Possession
13. Shoplifting
14. Disturbing the peace, public drunkenness, public urination, resisting arrest
15. Conspiracy to commit murder (gotta be somethin' big - she's got the jumpsuit)
2. Disorderly Conduct
3. DUI, barely over the limit
4. Terrorist threats, disturbing the peace
5. Prostitution
6. Bad checks
7. Possession of controlled substance
8. Hit & Run
9. Unlawful possession of a firearm
10. DUI
11. Indecent exposure, destruction of private property
12. Possession
13. Shoplifting
14. Disturbing the peace, public drunkenness, public urination, resisting arrest
15. Conspiracy to commit murder (gotta be somethin' big - she's got the jumpsuit)
I don't like Claire Forlani as a blonde.
I'd hit #2, but it looks like someone else already did.
"No no...13 is my limit on schnitzengruben..."
There's something really hot about a beautiful woman who has gotten hit hard in the face ...
15. Conspiracy to commit murder (gotta be somethin' big - she's got the jumpsuit)
*I move to change my answer*
*I move to change my answer*
Seems #2 was Miss Ks under the name "Carol Grow".
I'm attracted to disorderly bad check writing drug addict murderers.
StopArrestingMe: I am the prince of all Saiyans once again!
POWER LEVEL? OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!
/dohes on being beat to a humorous vegeta joke
POWER LEVEL? OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!
/dohes on being beat to a humorous vegeta joke
Treygreen13:
my thoughts exactly
/you can definitely tell you spend too much time farking when the instant you see a
//picture of a perplexed person and the first thing that comes to mind is "penis goes where?"
my thoughts exactly
/you can definitely tell you spend too much time farking when the instant you see a
//picture of a perplexed person and the first thing that comes to mind is "penis goes where?"
beaverfetus: full night of beer eh?
yes, full night of beer. no, F.A.S.
i see what he means, though, with claiming F.A.S. it's her eye spacing or the wide bridge... not quite right spacially.
yes, full night of beer. no, F.A.S.
i see what he means, though, with claiming F.A.S. it's her eye spacing or the wide bridge... not quite right spacially.
omgwtf
I think #6 is quite cute.
Whhaaaaat dooeesss aaaaaa yeeelllllooowww lliiiiighht meeeaaan?
Lt. Cheese Weasel: Sunavbiatch! Can't they just leave Ozzy Osborne alone?
Ozzy? Nah, that guy needs to play Cassidy in the Preacher movie.
Ozzy? Nah, that guy needs to play Cassidy in the Preacher movie.
Love child?
/hotlinked
It looks like I'm going to have to stand in the queue for this hottie:
Someone hasn't been listening.....
And, you know, the thing about a shark... she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then...
Penis goes where?
#11 and #14 almost made me start laughing out loud at work.
the biggest redneck here
15. Conspiracy to commit murder (gotta be somethin' big - she's got the jumpsuit)
*I move to change my answer*
My answer was the same as yours - and still is. What's life without a few risks?
/redheads trump criminal charges
//remember - "allegedly"
15. Conspiracy to commit murder (gotta be somethin' big - she's got the jumpsuit)
*I move to change my answer*
My answer was the same as yours - and still is. What's life without a few risks?
/redheads trump criminal charges
//remember - "allegedly"
Lt. Cheese Weasel: Jezus, they arrested the whole Breakfast Club.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
you win +2 internets
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
you win +2 internets
Number 2 appears to be hittable.
1) Waaay to happy.
2) I'd 'hit' it.
3) Wonder if his shirt worked
4) Athena still hates you.
5) wtf.. just.. wtf and did anyone else notice that he wore the same shirt for YEARS?
6) Too shifty-eyed for me
7) nice glasses...
8) nice... teeth.
9) nice guns.
10) nice ears.
11) talk to the hand
12) ohh, I like.. cept the red eyes
13) What is that on her head?!?!
14) his dog is attacking him?
15) horsey!
2) I'd 'hit' it.
3) Wonder if his shirt worked
4) Athena still hates you.
5) wtf.. just.. wtf and did anyone else notice that he wore the same shirt for YEARS?
6) Too shifty-eyed for me
7) nice glasses...
8) nice... teeth.
9) nice guns.
10) nice ears.
11) talk to the hand
12) ohh, I like.. cept the red eyes
13) What is that on her head?!?!
14) his dog is attacking him?
15) horsey!
I met Carol Grow in Orlando at a convenience store convention. (the convention where anything that is sold by or used in a c-store is selling their product - including the pr0n magazines).
She was sitting in a booth for a health supplement that was sponsoring her tv show or her magazine column or something. She was super nice and very hot. I told her I liked watching her on "Search Party" and she said, "Thanks - that show was so crazy and fun!" and she signed my magazine and I walked away... not knowing the next time i'd see her would be bleeding and crying on the TSG web site.
:( makes me sad.
She was sitting in a booth for a health supplement that was sponsoring her tv show or her magazine column or something. She was super nice and very hot. I told her I liked watching her on "Search Party" and she said, "Thanks - that show was so crazy and fun!" and she signed my magazine and I walked away... not knowing the next time i'd see her would be bleeding and crying on the TSG web site.
:( makes me sad.
#11 (with full extended Nazi salute): HEIL HITLER! MEIN FURHER IST...
Officer Goldberg: Ok, that's quite enough of that. Put your arm down
#11 (arm now down): HEIL MEIN FUHRER! JUDEN SIND...
Officer Goldberg: I said that's enough! Now quiet down or the beatings will being. Hold still.
#11 (just as the mug shot is taken raises a mini Nazi salute): heil hitler! juden saugen...
Officer Goldberg: RIGHT! It's on now...
and the beatings certainly did begin....
Officer Goldberg: Ok, that's quite enough of that. Put your arm down
#11 (arm now down): HEIL MEIN FUHRER! JUDEN SIND...
Officer Goldberg: I said that's enough! Now quiet down or the beatings will being. Hold still.
#11 (just as the mug shot is taken raises a mini Nazi salute): heil hitler! juden saugen...
Officer Goldberg: RIGHT! It's on now...
and the beatings certainly did begin....
#1 needs a smoke in his mouth for the full-on "Lynndie England" look.
Sliding Carp: Whhaaaaat dooeesss aaaaaa yeeelllllooowww lliiiiighht meeeaaan?
Nice.
/Rev. Jim for the win.
Nice.
/Rev. Jim for the win.
#6: I'd hit it
#7: I just did!
#7: I just did!
"Dude, you're getting a DELL!"
Lt. Cheese Weasel: Sunavbiatch! Can't they just leave Ozzy Osborne alone?
I was thinking Warren Zevon, meself.
I was thinking Warren Zevon, meself.
">How About No
mypalmike
That is amazing
That is amazing
Lt. Cheese Weasel: There's Wait,,what? high, and then there's I'm on the Farking Moon High like princess here.
She just finished crying her eyes out, moran.
She just finished crying her eyes out, moran.
Yes, inert, I thought the same thing at first glance...
Aerojockey, I don't know how you nailed the Matt Daemon one.
The lips are spot on match.
Do you love Matt Daemon's lips?
The lips are spot on match.
Do you love Matt Daemon's lips?
This thread is so great.
bruce4bruce: 2: yes, bloody face and all!
3: lol, nice shirt
6: yes please
10: yes, is she keeps crying while we do it.
12: Yes, her tears are so sexy
15: Yes, but she needs to keep the orange jump suit on.
3: lol, nice shirt
6: yes please
10: yes, is she keeps crying while we do it.
12: Yes, her tears are so sexy
15: Yes, but she needs to keep the orange jump suit on.
Ok, the tatted high as hell hottie #12 makes my pants feel tighter.
/Q&D
//she'll like it
I dunno why...
Lady, you've had enough curly fries for the night. Please step away from the booth.
mikaloyd: Theres some iffy life choices being made in that confused lil head
I wonder what makes such a pretty young girl go down whatever farked up path she appears to be on.
I wonder what makes such a pretty young girl go down whatever farked up path she appears to be on.
X_Rated_Shennanigans: Lt. Cheese Weasel: There's Wait,,what? high, and then there's I'm on the Farking Moon High like princess here.
She just finished crying her eyes out, moran.
I bet you're big fun on bowling night.
She just finished crying her eyes out, moran.
I bet you're big fun on bowling night.
"I *TOLD* you before we went to the bar not to let me get a tattoo!"
No one thinks that the tranny looks like Gordon Ramsay??????
mypalmike That was what I was thinking!\
ITS MY SKULL!
ITS MY SKULL!
CyberSkirt: 5) wtf.. just.. wtf and did anyone else notice that he wore the same shirt for YEARS?
Prepare to say Oh Snap!
That shirt would appear to be Jailhouse orange.
/Oh Snap!
Prepare to say Oh Snap!
That shirt would appear to be Jailhouse orange.
/Oh Snap!
Talk to the hand girlfriend!
or
Oh no he di'nt!