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(CBS New York) Strange If you've stolen 3.4 tons of ooOoOOoOoOOoOoOoOooOooOOOoOOOOoOoo solution, New Jersey police and lots of pissed off little kids would like a word with you (76)
Clicked 22046 times; posted to Main on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 at 7:59 PM
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snochick [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 04:16:19 PM  
Cute.

 
Kyosuke [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 04:29:56 PM  
That's an insurance scam.

 
Julieahni [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 04:34:26 PM  
The thieves left a little note:

Sorry to burst your bubble.

- The thieves

 
Skail [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 04:48:02 PM  
Liquid ghost?

 
TiltedKilt [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 04:48:49 PM  
The Big "O"?

 
Cagey B [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 05:24:20 PM  
Julieahni: The thieves left a little note:

Sorry to burst your bubble.

- The thieves


I would let them go if they actually left behind a note that was signed "the thieves".

 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 07:08:11 PM  
Skail: Liquid ghost?

That was what I thought when I read it.

 
Philbb [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 07:26:27 PM  
www.hawaiimagazine.com
Wanted for questioning

 
ILiveInYourEyelid 2008-07-25 08:04:29 PM  
contains glycerin? bomb?

/panic its the terrurists

 
mikaloyd [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 08:04:32 PM  
Somebody check Lawrence Welk's grave. He may be a zombie.

 
deevo 2008-07-25 08:05:22 PM  
I did it. Gets me high as fark.

 
Jenessa 2008-07-25 08:06:29 PM  
It's the holiday season?

 
CygnusDarius 2008-07-25 08:07:16 PM  
So they're cockblocking couples?.

 
Tui 2008-07-25 08:07:54 PM  
No one can come up with a motive for the June 10 theft of 3.4 tons of bubble solution

Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like bubble solution. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

 
INTERTRON [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 08:09:59 PM  
ILiveInYourEyelid: contains glycerin? bomb?

/panic its the terrurists


Not nitroglycerin

 
Bills Cat 2008-07-25 08:10:21 PM  
Ah, idiots strike again! The old steal-it-and-look-later is certainly gonna bite em on the arse this time!

 
poopalacarte 2008-07-25 08:11:10 PM  
It's soapy water.

:\

 
the_colonel 2008-07-25 08:13:41 PM  
Philbb: Wanted for questioning

Well played. His hair seems a little nappy these days.

 
Client No. 9 2008-07-25 08:13:49 PM  
Pretty clever subby. +1

 
generic user 2008-07-25 08:14:34 PM  
Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid?

If so, he's back in town and wants you to call.

 
ILiveInYourEyelid 2008-07-25 08:14:40 PM  
INTERTRON: ILiveInYourEyelid: contains glycerin? bomb?

/panic its the terrurists

Not nitroglycerin


Well then, perhaps it was Tyler Durden then.

 
Salacious Salad 2008-07-25 08:15:15 PM  
INTERTRON: ILiveInYourEyelid: contains glycerin? bomb?

/panic its the terrurists

Not nitroglycerin


Just add nitric acid and sulfuric acid.

 
mmontour 2008-07-25 08:16:39 PM  
Also wanted for questioning:
img172.imageshack.us

 
Sharpie Sherpa 2008-07-25 08:16:48 PM  
media.canada.com
Approves

/hotlinked
//ain't no shame in my game

 
Sharpie Sherpa 2008-07-25 08:18:06 PM  
Er...well played, friend.....mods can get rid of mine.

 
TheJoeY 2008-07-25 08:19:52 PM  
Yang is scrambling to get emergency supplies manufactured and shipped from Europe, at a huge expense, to keep the show afloat.

Wow, this must be pretty specialized bubble solution.

No one can come up with a motive for the June 10 theft of 3.4 tons of bubble solution, which consists of distilled water, glycerin and baking soda.

...
He has to get that shipped from Europe? At huge expense?

 
The Gordie Howe Hat Trick 2008-07-25 08:27:27 PM  
I thought for sure it was cocaine. Don't ask me why.

img329.imageshack.us
img329.imageshack.us

 
bugmn99 2008-07-25 08:28:44 PM  
www.inyourface.com

Not as innocent as he seems.

 
cksewell 2008-07-25 08:28:53 PM  
The "Gazillion Bubble Show" will now be "A Few Crappy Bubbles"

 
jiesenPSD 2008-07-25 08:29:16 PM  
www.undiscoveredscotland.co.uk
/maybe they should check castle aAaaaAAaaaagghhhh...

 
Hibno [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 08:29:31 PM  
Tui: No one can come up with a motive for the June 10 theft of 3.4 tons of bubble solution

Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like bubble solution. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.


Or just get really really slippery.

 
Jinkleheimer 2008-07-25 08:30:14 PM  
Tui Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like bubble solution. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.


fanmoviereviews.com

Approves!

 
cretinbob 2008-07-25 08:30:28 PM  
mmontour: Also wanted for questioning:

damn you.....

 
wildancrazy159 2008-07-25 08:34:29 PM  
1. steal soap bubbles.
2 have gigimontest rave.
3. profit?

 
kovin 2008-07-25 08:34:38 PM  
"It's a concentrate, so you have to know [how to] put it together," said Yang, "I mean, you need distilled water to make it work. I was just thinking, who is going to do that?"

Thanks for informing me on what I need to make it work!

-The Thieves

 
Andric 2008-07-25 08:40:09 PM  
img76.imageshack.us

 
BrianVan 2008-07-25 08:42:00 PM  
No one came here for this yet. I quit Fark.

img239.imageshack.us

 
The Smails Kid 2008-07-25 08:43:05 PM  
Smitty,

Nice jorb.

/made me click

 
Phoenix10k 2008-07-25 08:45:29 PM  
They're gonna throw it into the bay and put all those kids tossing a bottle of Dawn into the shopping center fountain to shame.

 
CygnusDarius 2008-07-25 08:45:34 PM  
Oh, sorry. Here's an O.

stereogum.com

 
Coyote65 [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 08:48:14 PM  
Somewhere there exists one dedicated critic with a whole lot of bubble baths in their future.

 
Mad-n-FL 2008-07-25 08:53:30 PM  
Bubble, bubble spoil and trouble.

/Was it a clean get away?

 
ProfessorOhki 2008-07-25 09:01:13 PM  
Places to watch - Pools and fountains.

 
saluteyourshorts 2008-07-25 09:01:57 PM  
Wow, I was really expecting someone to have made an Ultima Online reference.

 
Mr. McPeanut 2008-07-25 09:03:43 PM  
Andric

Are you my dad?

 
TheGreyPiper 2008-07-25 09:12:02 PM  
A very shy banshee?

/Better not be obscure around here.

 
brantgoose [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 09:12:19 PM  
Terrorists!

They're planning to sneak it onto airplanes!

 
RolloTomasi [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 09:12:23 PM  
Seen fleeing the scene:

featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com

 
TheMothership [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 09:13:25 PM  
"Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'ooOoOOoOoOOoOoOoOooOooOOOoOOOOoOoo.'"
"Peter, those are Cheerios."

 
LlamaGirl [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 09:18:24 PM  
40kult.0catch.com

 
Ikahoshi 2008-07-25 09:21:03 PM  
TheMothership: "Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'ooOoOOoOoOOoOoOoOooOooOOOoOOOOoOoo.'"
"Peter, those are Cheerios."


If it's "ooOoOOoOoOOoOoOoOooOooOOOoOOOOoOoo solution," wouldn't it therefore be milk for use on Cheerios?

Or liquid ghost.

 
sombreradoraloca 2008-07-25 09:25:35 PM  
i59.photobucket.com

An OOO-Ray?

 
The Great Gazoo 2008-07-25 09:27:54 PM  
saluteyourshorts: Wow, I was really expecting someone to have made an Ultima Online reference.

Yeah, me too.

 
LlamaGirl [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 09:28:55 PM  
The Great Gazoo: saluteyourshorts: Wow, I was really expecting someone to have made an Ultima Online reference.

Yeah, me too.


I did.

 
Chaoticmass 2008-07-25 09:54:24 PM  
Came here for the UO reference

/was not disappointed.

 
MythRender 2008-07-25 10:08:14 PM  
Jenessa: It's the holiday season?

Yeah...I noticed that as well. I checked the date to make sure it wasn't from last November or something. What holiday is he talking about?

 
YixilTesiphon 2008-07-25 10:10:57 PM  
I thought this was another thread about nitrous.

 
TK8103 2008-07-25 10:20:01 PM  
Anyone thought to inform Homeland Security of the looming bubble attack?

 
FormlessOne 2008-07-25 10:33:40 PM  
Bills Cat: Ah, idiots strike again! The old steal-it-and-look-later is certainly gonna bite em on the arse this time!

It's not like they can move 3.4 tons of concentrate. They're going to have to dump it, so I suspect that, in the near future, we'll see every toilet in Newark suddenly and explosively overflow with tiny, shiatty bubbles.

 
FormlessOne 2008-07-25 10:34:22 PM  
TheGreyPiper: A very shy banshee?

/Better not be obscure around here.


"Do not let me detain you."

 
theteacher 2008-07-25 10:40:06 PM  
sisu.typepad.com

What's a jacuzzi without Bubbles?

I couldn't find a picture. Sorry.

 
MikeFallopian 2008-07-25 10:42:33 PM  
sombreradoraloca: An OOO-Ray?

Was a relieved-looking ninja spotted fleeing the scene?

 
vudukungfu 2008-07-25 10:56:37 PM  
Ingredients in bubble stuff:
Glycerine, detergent.
Ingredients in bombs:
Glycerine, detergent.

 
Obryn 2008-07-25 11:10:18 PM  
INTERTRON: ILiveInYourEyelid: contains glycerin? bomb?

/panic its the terrurists

Not nitroglycerin


All they gotta do is add a little nitro...

/EVERYBODY PANIC!!!

 
Cantih 2008-07-26 12:02:10 AM  
I was not aware there was an underground market for bubble solution.
I say don't prosecute the guys, instead, this should be filmed. I want to watch exactly how 3.4 TONS of bubble solution gets fenced.

 
Praetorius 2008-07-26 12:21:01 AM  
http://ooo.ytmnd.com/

 
Obnox 2008-07-26 12:39:23 AM  
LlamaGirl wins the thread.

/UO alum

 
tiggerfreak 2008-07-26 12:44:06 AM  
Obnox: LlamaGirl wins the thread.

/UO alum


Ditto. Hadn't seen that screen in a LONG time.

/ah, memories

 
Curious [TotalFark] 2008-07-26 12:52:51 AM  
from the article:
No one can come up with a motive for the June 10 theft of 3.4 tons of bubble solution, which consists of distilled water, glycerin and baking soda.

"It's a concentrate, so you have to know [how to] put it together," said Yang, "I mean, you need distilled water to make it work. I was just thinking, who is going to do that?"

ok so which is it?

also from the article:
The lock on the storage unit was cut and 320 big boxes of solution were missing.

that's 21.25 lbs per box which is doable but you would have to have a pretty big truck to hold all the boxes and the weight. plus the boxes must have been labeled some way so the thieves should have known what they were stealing.

 
TheMothership [TotalFark] 2008-07-26 01:12:38 AM  
What's going to be fun is when the thieves decide to flush it to get rid of it.

 
spidermann 2008-07-26 02:04:55 AM  
LlamaGirl: The Great Gazoo: saluteyourshorts: Wow, I was really expecting someone to have made an Ultima Online reference.

Yeah, me too.

I did.


sweet.

 
BeSerious 2008-07-26 04:05:17 AM  
Ooooh, Distilled water! Thx!

 
historywench [TotalFark] 2008-07-26 06:17:43 AM  
MythRender: Jenessa: It's the holiday season?

Yeah...I noticed that as well. I checked the date to make sure it wasn't from last November or something. What holiday is he talking about?


I think they mean holiday in the European sense, meaning vacation. As it is Summer Break, more children would be able to see the show.

 
Jamieboy 2008-07-26 06:35:23 AM  
mikaloyd: Somebody check Lawrence Welk's grave. He may be a zombie.

May be? Come on, everyone knows he's the creepiest zombie ever.

I used to watch his show on PBS on Saturday nights just for the creep factor and the laughs. Turning down the sound on the TV and playing some hard core techno (or any other kind of music) makes that show hilarious.

 
logruszed 2008-07-26 02:06:33 PM  
saluteyourshorts: Wow, I was really expecting someone to have made an Ultima Online reference.

Hold on, I need to cast Spirit Speak.

I used to go around with a death shroud on saying "ooOOOooOOOOooooOO" and wait for newbs to try and SS me, then I would raep/kill them. Stupid n00bs couldn't figure out the whole "hood down = not a corpse" thing.

/Sonoma shard
//GL Exploiting FTW!
///Knew I had done my job when I started to see people biatching about me on a lot of the UO boards.
////Also gating ghosts into un-escapable places was more fun than anything I've ever done in games since. "You need a res, buddy? Go through this portal. I'll watch your stuff." hahahahahah

 
destrip 2008-07-26 08:57:45 PM  
I'm sure Robert Plant has plenty of OOOooooOOooOOOOoos to go around.

"I have no clue, no answer [to] how this happened," Yang said

Err, umm, might some trailer trash, a pair of bolt cutters and a truck have had something to do with it?

For a lady with an incredible skill, Yang can sure be a bubble-head.



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