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(Yahoo) Strange How a drunken bar brawl became an international incident between the US and Serbia. Zombie Archduke Ferdinand snickers (70)
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Tat'dGreaser [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 10:31:20 AM  
FTA: Cerovic said Kovacevic told him that while in detention, he was subjected to "torture and disdain" because he is a Serb. In the meantime, Kovacevic reportedly signed a contract with a Serbian basketball team.

So we should have done the Serbian thing and put him in a mass grave?

 
infinitedigits 2008-07-25 11:23:08 AM  
Tat'dGreaser: FTA: Cerovic said Kovacevic told him that while in detention, he was subjected to "torture and disdain" because he is a Serb. In the meantime, Kovacevic reportedly signed a contract with a Serbian basketball team.

So we should have done the Serbian thing and put him in a mass grave?


Sounds about right.

 
neomatt [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 11:23:38 AM  
Tat'dGreaser:

So we should have done the Serbian thing and put him in a mass grave?


I think he may have been uncomfortable around people who he couldn't intimidate because of his freakish size, people who could take care of themselves.
Farkin cry baby.

 
ultraholland [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 11:23:41 AM  
TFA: Steinhauer's mother said her son was an assault victim, not a bar brawler.

Of course she did.

 
DaBishop 2008-07-25 11:23:56 AM  
FTFA: At least one account had Steinhauer punching Kovacevic in the back of the head before being knocked unconscious by Kovacevic.

Ok, I know it's only one account, but if this is true, the little shiat had it coming.

If yer gonna punch me, hit me in the snotlocker. I'll respect you more, and might even buy you a beer afterwards. Don't farking hit me in the back of the head.

 
NittLion78 [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 11:25:10 AM  
NO MAN CAN STOP ME

/somewhat obscure

 
dabbletech 2008-07-25 11:25:27 AM  
260 lbs. > 130 lbs.

Life has pop quizzes. Good to know a little math, just in case.

 
joegekko 2008-07-25 11:26:28 AM  
So a 6-foot-9, 260-pound basketball player needed help from two of his buddies to stomp a 130 pound kid?

Nice.

 
Nexus of the Crisis 2008-07-25 11:26:47 AM  
Well, we are overdue for a World War.

 
drunk_bouncnbaloruber 2008-07-25 11:26:49 AM  
NOW this is on fark? As someone who closely watched this since it happened, and as someone who heckled Minja at a game before, I can clearly say that he is a total ass.

 
Suz_e_Q 2008-07-25 11:27:08 AM  
DaBishop: Ok, I know it's only one account, but if this is true, the little shiat had it coming.

If yer gonna punch me, hit me in the snotlocker. I'll respect you more, and might even buy you a beer afterwards. Don't farking hit me in the back of the head.


I mean, the kid shouldn't have punched the guy from behind, especially considering he was 130 pounds at the time. But still, does one sucker punch really merit then getting kicked in the head repeatedly?

Overall a messed up situation.

 
Antilope 2008-07-25 11:27:43 AM  
FOOD FIGHT!!!

 
CygnusDarius 2008-07-25 11:28:11 AM  
Ahh, drunken brawls, is there anything they can't solve?.

 
Agent19 2008-07-25 11:28:57 AM  
Braced for the drooling Obama sycophants' meltdown ...

 
gorgor 2008-07-25 11:29:22 AM  
APPROVES (new window)

 
X-boxershorts 2008-07-25 11:29:29 AM  
Kris Kremmons? Forget it Lane, she dates the basketball team. Not just one player....the WHOLE team....

 
McBun 2008-07-25 11:29:51 AM  
static.flickr.com

We are so f*cked.

 
Rapmaster2000 [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 11:30:15 AM  
Oooooh, we better not make Serbia mad. They might lose more territory.

 
ultraholland [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 11:30:38 AM  
DaBishop: If yer gonna punch me, hit me in the snotlocker. I'll respect you more, and might even buy you a beer afterwards. Don't farking hit me in the back of the head.

To take it a step further, if you're going to lay your hands on another man you better be prepared to kill him. Otherwise you're fighting is pointless. People fight over the dumbest things and it usually leads to a hospital or jail cell. All over what, pride?

 
40oz_A_Knight 2008-07-25 11:30:46 AM  
joegekko: So a 6-foot-9, 260-pound basketball player needed help from two of his buddies to stomp a 130 pound kid?

Nice.


This. Let's see how well he fares in prison against more compact guys who have spent 10 years lifting weights and fighting.

 
eph3k 2008-07-25 11:31:23 AM  
so he beats the snot out of a guy half his size and then runs away... He'd better stay away from steroids or those frozen pea like things he calls balls will up and farking disappear!

 
infinitedigits 2008-07-25 11:32:04 AM  
X-boxershorts: Kris Kremmons? Forget it Lane, she dates the basketball team. Not just one player....the WHOLE team....

I want my two dollars?

 
CaptainSmartass 2008-07-25 11:32:18 AM  
Sucks for the puny guy who bit off more than he could chew, and in an ideal world the basketball player would face a judge and jury for this. But if we don't have an extradition treaty with Serbia, and their laws don't permit extradition to the US, there's nothing that can be done at this point.

Although it would be a good idea to cut off all aid to them until they amend their laws and sign a treaty, but it won't help this situation (ex post facto). Not much comfort for the family of the kid knowing the same thing couldn't happen again, but no one ever said life was fair.

 
gorgor 2008-07-25 11:32:20 AM  
OM NOM NOM NOM (new window)

 
capt.hollister 2008-07-25 11:34:46 AM  
FTA: Kovacevic's lawyer, Veselin Cerovic, said earlier this month that his client fled because he didn't trust the U.S. justice system.... In the meantime, Kovacevic reportedly signed a contract with a Serbian basketball team.

He has a point: In western countries people who commit crimes go to jail. Apparently this is not the case under the Serbian justice system.

 
DaBishop 2008-07-25 11:35:00 AM  
Suz_e_Q: I mean, the kid shouldn't have punched the guy from behind, especially considering he was 130 pounds at the time. But still, does one sucker punch really merit then getting kicked in the head repeatedly?

Honestly, no, but boy howdy I'd sure be pissed enough to do it; especially if there were other jerkwater circumstances to add onto it.

Looks like he was just dancing with someone elses' girl (which is NOT a reason to bust him up; hell, if I could get someone to get my GF to stop asking me to dance, he would have earned himself a drink), but if he was being a dick, maybe he earned his beating.

All told, I guess I'm up in the air on this one.

 
Rapmaster2000 [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 11:35:32 AM  
ultraholland
To take it a step further, if you're going to lay your hands on another man you better be prepared to kill him. Otherwise you're fighting is pointless. People fight over the dumbest things and it usually leads to a hospital or jail cell. All over what, pride?


I worked for a few years as a bouncer. Basically, guys fight over pride. Neither one wants to back down in front of their crew, so if you separate them they'll do the whole "hold me back" routine, but they're generally not pushing against you that hard. They just want to save face.

Girls on the other hand seemingly really want to kill each other when they get into a fight. They are noticeably more difficult to separate. They hang on to each other and they claw the shiat out of you. I'd rather break up men fighting than women fighting.

 
DaBishop 2008-07-25 11:37:05 AM  
ultraholland: To take it a step further, if you're going to lay your hands on another man you better be prepared to kill him.

Now that's where your opinion and mine will differ. Maybe it's just my Yooper upbringings, but the occasional scrap doesn't always have to end badly.

 
lajimi [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 11:37:50 AM  
In the meantime, Kovacevic reportedly signed a contract with a Serbian basketball team.

And there you have it.

/Call in Dog the Bounty Bigot

 
tlchwi02 2008-07-25 11:39:32 AM  
CaptainSmartass: Sucks for the puny guy who bit off more than he could chew, and in an ideal world the basketball player would face a judge and jury for this. But if we don't have an extradition treaty with Serbia, and their laws don't permit extradition to the US, there's nothing that can be done at this point.

Serbia seems to have done what they are supposed to- fired the 2 consulate staff who may have been bribed or coerced into allowing the kid to leave, and possibly prosecuteing them. that said, without a treaty, they can't send him back.

 
lcmino 2008-07-25 11:40:24 AM  
=DaBishop: Now that's where your opinion and mine will differ. Maybe it's just my Yooper upbringings, but the occasional scrap doesn't always have to end badly.

It depends, I've gotten in fights with many of my friends, just from drunken stupidity and no one is really trying to hurt the other guy, just prove a point. Now, when I fight because I feel the need to defend myself, it's ending badly and then I'm getting the hell out of there.

 
swahnhennessy [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 11:40:47 AM  
A bar brawl is all well and good, but when it gets to the point where guys are kicking some dude in the head when he's down, that's just wrong. Unless the person has raped your mother or killed your kid, when he's down he's down. Walk away.

 
sorhed 2008-07-25 11:40:50 AM  
Tat'dGreaser: FTA: Cerovic said Kovacevic told him that while in detention, he was subjected to "torture and disdain" because he is a Serb. In the meantime, Kovacevic reportedly signed a contract with a Serbian basketball team.

So we should have done the Serbian thing and put him in a mass grave?


No no, the Serbian thing to do is rape their grandma and stuff her corpse down the drinking well.

 
Degree Absolute [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 11:40:59 AM  
ultraholland: TFA: Steinhauer's mother said her son was an assault victim, not a bar brawler.

Of course she did.


130 pounder starting a fight with a guy literally twice his body mass? To me that is an unrealistic scenario.

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 11:41:12 AM  
Beating the piss out of someone that much smaller then you, to me, is the same a beating the piss out of a woman.

This guy is an asshole and I hope he goes to a serbian prison, which my lack of knowledge forces me to assume is far worse then an american one.

 
evareste 2008-07-25 11:42:10 AM  
If the victim was black or Asian, there would be NO press coverage, no senators, and no State Department involvement.

We don't forget our kind.

 
lcmino 2008-07-25 11:43:11 AM  
lajimi: In the meantime, Kovacevic reportedly signed a contract with a Serbian basketball team.

And there you have it.

/Call in Dog the Bounty Bigot


I know he pulled that guy out of Mexico, but unlawfully restraining someone in a country where you have absolutely no legal rights to operate and then having to make it all the way back to another continent seems a bit hard even for the dawg, bear mace only gets you so far brah.

 
beoswulf 2008-07-25 11:43:42 AM  
I Said: Beating the piss out of someone that much smaller then you, to me, is the same a beating the piss out of a woman.

This guy is an asshole and I hope he goes to a serbian prison, which my lack of knowledge forces me to assume is far worse then an american one.


In a Serbian prison he'll be a celebrity, beat up an American, played basketball on a local team etc. In an American prison he'll be a stupid sounding ethnic white boy whose size won't really mean crap.

 
ultraholland [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 11:43:49 AM  
Rapmaster2000: Girls on the other hand seemingly really want to kill each other when they get into a fight. They are noticeably more difficult to separate. They hang on to each other and they claw the shiat out of you. I'd rather break up men fighting than women fighting.

They also have a higher threshold for pain and are generally more flexible, so you can jack them up all sorts of ways and it won't be incapacitating like it would to a guy.

DaBishop: Now that's where your opinion and mine will differ. Maybe it's just my Yooper upbringings, but the occasional scrap doesn't always have to end badly

As a kid, you'll scrap. Everybody does and it may benefit the kid down the road. But as an adult, people need to try to use their half-functioning brains in these situations.

 
DaBishop 2008-07-25 11:44:58 AM  
swahnhennessy: A bar brawl is all well and good, but when it gets to the point where guys are kicking some dude in the head when he's down, that's just wrong. Unless the person has raped your mother or killed your kid, when he's down he's down. Walk away.

Yeaaaa, I gotta back you on this.

 
momojoboo 2008-07-25 11:44:59 AM  
Rapmaster2000: ultraholland
To take it a step further, if you're going to lay your hands on another man you better be prepared to kill him. Otherwise you're fighting is pointless. People fight over the dumbest things and it usually leads to a hospital or jail cell. All over what, pride?

I worked for a few years as a bouncer. Basically, guys fight over pride. Neither one wants to back down in front of their crew, so if you separate them they'll do the whole "hold me back" routine, but they're generally not pushing against you that hard. They just want to save face.

Girls on the other hand seemingly really want to kill each other when they get into a fight. They are noticeably more difficult to separate. They hang on to each other and they claw the shiat out of you. I'd rather break up men fighting than women fighting.


I hear you on the women fighting part. When I worked in a club, we had to break up a fight between a few girls. There was one who would not let go of the other woman, no matter what we did. So, my one buddy pretty much "donkey punched" her in the back of the head. Yeah, she stopped fighting then. Was it the best method, heck no. But I'm sorry, when you have used all other methods to remedy the situation, sometimes you have to get a little extreme.

 
nothingyet 2008-07-25 11:45:02 AM  
I was a nightclub bouncer in Boston and around MA for over 10 years (I just recently retired). How the club staff didn't stop this before it happened (aka when harsh words were being exchanged) is beyond me.

That said, the 130 pound guy should have walked away. If you can't fight, dont throw a punch, just leave and cool off the situation.
Nightclubs are EXTREMELY violent places. Pride, steroids and alcohol just dont mix.

All this said, stomping a little guys head in is an extreme overreaction and the bouncers should have broken this up before it got to this point.

 
rubi_con_man 2008-07-25 11:45:56 AM  
Am I a madman because I really really want everyplace on the globe between Vienna and Tiawan (on the side containing Iran) to become suddenly, completely, and neatly empty?

Wow. I bet we could have world peach then.

 
ScottMpls 2008-07-25 11:46:00 AM  
Bombing begins in 3 ... 2... oh, wait there's no oil there. Stand down.

/guy's an asshat anyway

 
DaBishop 2008-07-25 11:47:48 AM  
ultraholland: As a kid, you'll scrap. Everybody does and it may benefit the kid down the road. But as an adult, people need to try to use their half-functioning brains in these situations.

Hard to argue, and I gotta admit; it's been about a decade since I last threw a fist in anger. Am I getting wiser, or just older?

/rum & coke, please

 
ultraholland [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 11:48:34 AM  
I Said: Beating the piss out of someone that much smaller then you, to me, is the same a beating the piss out of a woman.

Don't so quick to judge. A few of my friends would give more than a run for your money.

 
evareste 2008-07-25 11:48:37 AM  
nothingyet: I was a nightclub bouncer in Boston and around MA for over 10 years (I just recently retired). How the club staff didn't stop this before it happened (aka when harsh words were being exchanged) is beyond me.

That said, the 130 pound guy should have walked away. If you can't fight, dont throw a punch, just leave and cool off the situation.
Nightclubs are EXTREMELY violent places. Pride, steroids and alcohol just dont mix.

All this said, stomping a little guys head in is an extreme overreaction and the bouncers should have broken this up before it got to this point.


I think its because the bouncers where antisemites. They saw the guys kicking the fark out of a Jew and did nothing.

 
miscreant 2008-07-25 11:49:39 AM  
CaptainSmartass: But if we don't have an extradition treaty with Serbia, and their laws don't permit extradition to the US, there's nothing that can be done at this point.

Couldn't they prosecute him in Serbia? I recall seeing things like that happen before even when there's no extradition treaty. If the guy got jail time in Serbia, that'd probably be the most acceptable solution to everyone involved (except possibly the chicken shiat basketball player, but who really gives a fark about him).

 
nothingyet 2008-07-25 11:50:37 AM  
"Beating the piss out of someone that much smaller then you, to me, is the same a beating the piss out of a woman."

NO IT ISNT.
I've worked side by side with bouncers who were physically much smaller than me and were some of the toughest guys I knew.

I would never underestimate the toughness and ability of someone smaller than me.

 
Suz_e_Q 2008-07-25 11:50:51 AM  
DaBishop: Honestly, no, but boy howdy I'd sure be pissed enough to do it; especially if there were other jerkwater circumstances to add onto it.

Well yeah, bar fights get out of hand really quickly. If the kid had just gotten beat up I wouldn't really care- but the scrawny shiat is coming out of a coma, after getting kicked in the head repeatedly. So in my opinion the jackass who did it should be brought back to stand trial, not get signed to a Serbian pro team.

/btw, I like your shops- I may have to steal the eye bleach one at some point.
//slashies!

 
libwitch 2008-07-25 12:00:10 PM  
I was in the Rat that night. That guy just walked up, sucker punched him and just kept pounding on him. And then literally just kept kicking him when he was down. He never stood a chance.

As far as he "getting tortured and tormented in jail." Interesting. At first he was complaining that he was just being "tormented," no torture - so his story is getting worse the longer he is out. Huh. Wonder why. But you know, he is bigger then a fair number of the guards and other prisoners. He was in a lot of danger there, ya know.

 
rudyjenkins 2008-07-25 12:00:39 PM  
rubi_con_man: Am I a madman because I really really want everyplace on the globe between Vienna and Tiawan (on the side containing Iran) to become suddenly, completely, and neatly empty?

Wow. I bet we could have world peach then.


nah, just an ignorant fool.

 
Ankillatron 2008-07-25 12:07:37 PM  
Hell, if Batman can retrieve a fugitive from Hong Kong, this should be a piece of cake for him.

 
datenschwanz 2008-07-25 12:08:49 PM  
snatch team.

/like we're not doing it already...
//what's one more? hey guys, where you're over there get this one too plz. kthx.

 
Curb 2008-07-25 12:19:05 PM  
Zombie Archduke sounds like a decent band name.

 
BitwiseShift 2008-07-25 12:25:23 PM  
Serb basketball -- kinda like beserker hocky only with live ammo and chain saws.

 
HarpuaMM 2008-07-25 12:26:49 PM  
CaptainSmartass: Sucks for the puny guy who bit off more than he could chew, and in an ideal world the basketball player would face a judge and jury for this. But if we don't have an extradition treaty with Serbia, and their laws don't permit extradition to the US, there's nothing that can be done at this point.

Although it would be a good idea to cut off all aid to them until they amend their laws and sign a treaty, but it won't help this situation (ex post facto). Not much comfort for the family of the kid knowing the same thing couldn't happen again, but no one ever said life was fair.


Life is fair....there, I just said it....

 
h0tsauce 2008-07-25 12:32:41 PM  
Since when is a town on the southern border of the state in "Upstate New York"?

/Beside the point, I know

 
MLWS 2008-07-25 12:34:56 PM  
DaBishop: FTFA: At least one account had Steinhauer punching Kovacevic in the back of the head before being knocked unconscious by Kovacevic.

Ok, I know it's only one account, but if this is true, the little shiat had it coming.

If yer gonna punch me, hit me in the snotlocker. I'll respect you more, and might even buy you a beer afterwards. Don't farking hit me in the back of the head.


I doubt being beaten into a coma is what was deserved. A good ole fashioned ass whoopin', perhaps. I also find it interesting that the guys two friends also participated in the beating. Sounds to me like he could have easily handled him on his own.

Regardless, get his his butt back here for the courts to decide.

 
Broz_Tito [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 12:35:24 PM  
He is going to be the tallest alternative medicine doctor.

 
Ankillatron 2008-07-25 12:44:29 PM  
h0tsauce: Since when is a town on the southern border of the state in "Upstate New York"?

/Beside the point, I know


I roomed with a guy from Buffalo, and he told me that anyplace in New York that was not New York City was "Upstate".

 
CaptainSmartass 2008-07-25 12:46:05 PM  
miscreant: CaptainSmartass: But if we don't have an extradition treaty with Serbia, and their laws don't permit extradition to the US, there's nothing that can be done at this point.

Couldn't they prosecute him in Serbia? I recall seeing things like that happen before even when there's no extradition treaty. If the guy got jail time in Serbia, that'd probably be the most acceptable solution to everyone involved (except possibly the chicken shiat basketball player, but who really gives a fark about him).


I don't know, I don't know how Serbian law works. Can he be prosecuted there for doing something on foreign soil? At the least, they can get for bribing the consular officials. I think six months in a Serbian jail is about equal to the 10 years he'd get in a New York prison.

 
fj 2008-07-25 12:53:29 PM  
Ankillatron I roomed with a guy from Buffalo, and he told me that anyplace in New York that was not New York City was "Upstate".

That's pretty much it. 80% of the state lives south of Westchester

 
gbcinques 2008-07-25 01:22:00 PM  
sorhed
No no, the Serbian Croatian thing to do is rape their grandma and stuff her corpse down the drinking well.

FTFY
Link (1993 Croatians commit Genocide)
Link (1941-45 Croatians commit Genocide)

oh, and yes, this guy is a dick for buggering off. Face the music a-hole.

 
LanceWithABee 2008-07-25 01:46:13 PM  
1) anything that isn't New York City is upstate.
2) Serbia would extradite an American to America, but not a Serbian.
3) They have offered to have the trial in Serbia.
4) Prosecuters and the victim's family don't think the government that helped pay the bail and in less than 24 hours sneak the accused out of the country would provide a fair trial.
5) The biggest of the 3 guys that beat up a guy half his weight and a foot shorter is worried about a fair fight trial.

/ Live in Binghamton
// it wasn't that big a deal until this guy took off. At the time he was only charged with third degree assult.
/// Prosecuters have since upgraded it to first degree.

 
plane 2008-07-25 01:47:48 PM  
YIKES!!

Not to wax poetic, but Serbia ignited the First World War - is it not justice that it ignite the "Last" World War?

 
PenguinTheRed [TotalFark] 2008-07-25 02:35:35 PM  
We're just going to have to find some other country to have relations with.

 
huphollandhup 2008-07-25 02:49:56 PM  
Serbia should just change their punishment for a bar fight, to 1 night in the hooskow.

Then make the American prosecutors guarantee that if the Serbian is found guilty, his max punishment is one night in prison/jail.

/it works for the Mexicans
//"we don't like your punishment, we won't extradite"
///not the same, but google Jose Ernesto Medellin, and read about what he and his friends did too two teen age girls, Mexico thinks the Death Sentence does not fit the crime.

 
Ludendorff's Ghost 2008-07-25 03:16:00 PM  
"Servia should be wiped out."
-John Bull magazine, July 1914

 
ThirdGenerationImbecile 2008-07-25 03:37:51 PM  
ultraholland: Don't so quick to judge. A few of my friends would give more than a run for your money.

I was a bouncer who often had to break up fights between women when I was an undergrad at JMU.....so I got a real kick out of your post....

/muddled the cliché a bit
//not kidding, though



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