How do you know the Zombies didn't do that?

quietbs: How do you know the Zombies didn't do that?

You think the Zombies are setting us up the bomb?

I, sadly, know one of the people involved with mapping out Sacramento "no go" Zombie areas. I think that makes me a nerd just be association.

quietbs: How do you know the Zombies didn't do that?

Yeah, with Sacramento, it's possible to argue that the zombie invasion has already happened.

As a zombie living in Sacramento, I'm getting a kick blah blah blaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhh BRRRRAAAAIIIINNNNSSSS

Based on that map, it appears that I work right in the heart of a major zombie zone. This might explain most of my co-workers' apparent near-total lack of brainwave activity.

Concerned citizens in the Sacramento area have an eye towards that inevitable day when Zombies overrun us.

You mean when the Sacramento population spreads through NoCal/SoCal

Is the zombie invasion at red or burnt sienna? They need to fix the color system.

I'm gonna print out that map and keep it in my wallet. Just in case.

Plus


/Is all you need

I'll be honest; anyone who doesn't have a plan for when the infection comes, well... You'll be missed.

Me? I'm in the middle of downtown Oakland. I plan to throw up some gang signs and team up with the cheeky bangers with guns, like how they do it in the movies.

c.j.: /Is all you need

Don't forget your multipurpose tools.

/Unimpressed

I for one will welcome our dark zombie overlords with embrace. It will be great to actually use all my knowledge about the zombie apocalypse wich I have spent many hours obtaining.

/My wife says that I am crazy
//Told her I wouldn't hesitate in her decapitation if she becomes infected

They're way behind... Monroeville, PA is the recognized leader in zombie civic defense, as anyone with braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains can tell you.

Organize before they rise

Bah! map is useless without a comprehensive list of all the gun shops (ranked 1 - 10 in terms of how easy they are to break into).

Mr. Snurdly, please translate this article for Rio Linda.

Zombies in Sacramento? Poor things will starve to death.

Zombies have reasonable needs...

We (in Sacramento) already have restaurants and bars that cater to the undead.

I am relatively safe over here in the Iraq when the zombies come. Hardened structures, long shelf life food, generators and lots of weapons to be had. My family, sadly, will not fare so well. I keep telling her to prepare. I have even told her, first stop is Cabela's for supplies and then to my friends house. His arsenal should hold them out for a while. Plus, he also has a plan.

TMYK

I've been to Sacramento. Many pick-up trucks and SUV's. A lot of the SUV's seem to hold finely coiffed soccer Mom/real estate agents, talking on cell phones while driving erratically down oleander lined streets in the heat. Can we fark 'em before we eat their brains?

/Plaza Hof Brau - pastrami

They prefer to be called the living impaired.

This rocks...I'm stealing

We need a map like this for San Diego... Way too nifty, whomever made this!

According to "The Walking Dead" prisons are pretty good places to hide out... unless some psychotic evil guy follows you home and tries to kill you all.

all i need to do is find a blind japanese gardener and i'll be safe...

\world war z was great.

"All of the bulk sushi you could possibly want to ride"

I was very confused until I realized that was only part of the sentence.

caperbear: all i need to do is find a blind japanese gardener and i'll be safe...

\world war z was great.

Seconded

mrpants5587: caperbear: all i need to do is find a blind japanese gardener and i'll be safe...

\world war z was great.

Seconded

thirdeded. I have started infecting co-workers by letting them read it.

You know what would really suck if zombies were real? If you found out the zombie virus can spread via mosquito bite.

c.j.: Plus

/Is all you need

Damn, beat me to it. Sigh!

Torc: Zombies in Sacramento? Poor things will starve to death

That is full of win

Single White Male: They prefer to be called the living impaired.

Working with them professionally (I do phone support, trust me), the official term our diversity case uses is "Metaphysically Challenged".

Unofficially, we just call 'em Zeeks or Zed-heads.

/Nth-ed on the WWZ
//Have a Ruger 10/22 and a lot of .22lr stocked up.
///Shotgun is for the monsters that are still alive.

Our plan is...don't know if I should really share this...oh well...we are going to get weapons, a can opener and some scissors. Then we are headed to Sam's Club! There we will fill all of the propane tanks, and generator gas tanks. We will eat all of the frozen stuff first, then move on to canned goods after the power is gone. There are beds, TVs, radios, clothes...what more could you need???

We just need to figure out how to block the windows in the tire section...I was thinking of parking a semi in front, and boarding it up, inside...any better ideas out there????

Mordis [TotalFark] Quote 2008-07-25 08:15:54 AM
mrpants5587: caperbear: all i need to do is find a blind japanese gardener and i'll be safe...

\world war z was great.

Seconded

thirdeded. I have started infecting co-workers by letting them read it.

fourthed...
One of the best books I ever read. Took me only three days to finish, and it would've been less but I had to get somethings done.

/off to find me LOBO
//and a trained dog

Okay, my roommate and I are now going to have to work on one of these for our area.

We sometimes think we should open a store specializing in supplies needed for preparing for the zombie apocalypse.

N+1'ed to World War Z! Just finished it about a week ago.

I'm thinking the book WWZ may say many lives when it all goes down. Thank you Max Brooks.

moofburger: Bah! map is useless without a comprehensive list of all the gun shops (ranked 1 - 10 in terms of how easy they are to break into).

This is California. Do you really think the damned, dirty hippies living there are going to allow legal citizens to own firearms, much less operate gunshops? Your best bet is to get chummy with MS-13 or some other gang, and hope they can spare an AK...

Zombie plague is the best thing that could happen to the state.

Just started World War Z: It's really interesting and terrifying and can be applied to many of todays current clusterfarks.

Mordis [TotalFark] Quote 2008-07-25 08:15:54 AM
mrpants5587: caperbear: all i need to do is find a blind japanese gardener and i'll be safe...

\world war z was great.

Seconded

thirdeded. I have started infecting co-workers by letting them read it.

Just be sure to have your Primary Inticement Method ready. I like to use Iron Maiden to bring them into shooting range.

One headshot per second for 10 hours straight.

Important safety tip I learned from running a D20 Modern Zombie Game:

Those big metal shipping containers make great impromptu defensive fortifications.

Party secured the entirety of Offutt AFB using helicopters to transport shipping containers from nearby rail stations. Impressive feat.

farking excellent.