I just have to assume they already have a state *country* song, and its 'Okie from Muskogee.'

Obviously, NIN - Closer

Sweet Home Alabama.

"My Kind of Town"

"I wanna race Bigfoot Trucks" By Mojo Nixon

"We don't need no water
Let the motherf*cker burn
Burn motherf*cker burn"

God I hate being stationed in OK... this state f*cking sucks.

Yourethra: Sweet Home Alabama.

Beat me to it ;)

Oh God, if they pick "Mmmmmmbop" I'm moving to farking Arkansas!

Never been to Spain

"I've never been to Heaven,
But I've been to Oklahoma."

Cadillac Ranch by Bruce Springsteen.

Oklahomans want to be Texans anyway.

I have a few ideas...

- Cows with Guns (I don't recall who sang it)
- Stuart by The Dead Milkmen
- Anyone's Daughter by Deep Purple
- Seamus by Pink Floyd
- My Sister F*cks Like A Rhino, which I plan to write tomorrow on my lunch break

Stick that in yer iPod and shuffle it!

Has "Never Gonna Give You Up" been suggested?

Come on folks, we've rick-rolled an entire stadium full of people, why not an entire state?

SilentStrider: Has "Never Gonna Give You Up" been suggested?

Come on folks, we've rick-rolled an entire stadium full of people, why not an entire state?

That may actually bring about the apocalypse

Boritom: That may actually bring about the apocalypse

i'm fine with that.

If they want to sound hip and urbane, they should just find out what Missouri's state rock song is and then copy that idea.

After all...everything's up-to-date in Kansas City. They've gone about as far as they can go!

How about "We built this city on Rock and Roll"?

hey, it made me giggle

You Take Me For Granite - Merle Haggard

"Oklahoma!"

Comfortably Numb.

Mark Lindsay's "Arizona."

Ok-la-Ho-Maaaaaa!
(sung to the Canyonero theme song)
That's right, just the one word and musical phrase.
Ok-la-Ho-Maaaaaa!

Panama?

We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No evolution in the classroom
Scientists, leave them kids alone
Hey! Athiest! Leave them kids alone!

Theme song from Three's Company.

Rape Me by Nirvava

They already have a song.

earguy

Nobody who has been to Texas who isn't from Texas wants to be from Texas

Oklahoma trifecta now in progress?

Oklahoma lawmaker brings loaded gun to Capitol. Again. Bonus: It's not her first time on Fark (possibly new window - sometimes it doesn't work)

Party like it's 1999?

No voting enabled? YOU FAIL SMITTY

"I farked Her Up The Poop Chute In Oklahoma"

vernonFL: I just have to assume they already have a state *country* song, and its 'Okie from Muskogee.'

Thread over.

/Have it on my iPod.

'Oh, it's always such a thrill...
when she's grinding you against her will.'

/insert casio keyboard music here

That was interesting, I have a Weather Channel Desktop feature that sounds a thunder clap when a Storm Warning is issued. Just as I clicked to send my "1999" comment, I got a thunder clap.

/a sign from Dog? Hmmm

May as well be AC/DC's Thunderstruck as many times as it's going to get played here now.

Ass is the New Vagina - Parasite Twin

because the first thing anyone thinks of when the words 'rock and roll' are mentioned, is of course, the state of Oklahoma

Is this Oklahoma Day on Fark or something?

I'm from Oklahoma and by looking outside I have to nominate 'Dust In The Wind' by Kansas.

Dorothy was from Kansas but ToTo was an Okie

Something by Lil John.

What? What?! What?!! OK!!!

Spongebob Plaid Pants: That was interesting, I have a Weather Channel Desktop feature that sounds a thunder clap when a Storm Warning is issued. Just as I clicked to send my "1999" comment, I got a thunder clap.

/a sign from Dog? Hmmm

...warning from Dick Cheyney

F*cking Metallica, dude.

Boritom

- My Sister F*cks Like A Rhino, which I plan to write tomorrow on my lunch break

Stick that in yer iPod and shuffle it!

Face first?
*rimshot*

/your newsletter
//I would like to subscribe to it

vernonFL
I just have to assume they already have a state *country* song, and its 'Okie from Muskogee.'

Precisely. Game over.

Dead in a Ditch by DRI

vernonFL: I just have to assume they already have a state *country* song, and its 'Okie from Muskogee.'

we don't smoke marijuana in muskogee
we don't take our trips on LSD

all the good names are gone: "We don't need no water
Let the motherf*cker burn
Burn motherf*cker burn

Surely Philadelphia has already taken that one. I'll nominate "Crippled Children Suck" by the Meatmen.

We Gotta Get Outta This Place

~The Animals

"Everybody Knows This is Nowhere" Neil Young

/not hating
//but that is a great tune

As a second Country contender, may I humbly submit "There's a Full Moon over Tulsa"? That's always been one of my favorites.

However, it would probably be more fitting to use "She put the bottle to her head and pulled the trigger..."

/or "I'm going to hire a wino to decorate our home"
//you should read those lyrics sometime
///and trust me, KC is not up to date