I hate when I arrive in Toronto, only to find that my little person is in Calgary.

airport staff decided against filing charges even though they were "shocked and humiliated" by Wednesday's stunt.

In what way were they humiliated? Suitcase full of horse manure explodes in your face when you insist on further inspection of someone's baggage? That's humiliating. A dwarf pops out? Not so much.

I love midget porn.

Is Kowalski a midget?

Rusty Shackleford: I hate when I arrive in Toronto, only to find that my little person is in Calgary.

I hate to arrive in Toronto. What a cruddy airport.

/go Halifax!

You're not really going to get away with jamming a dead one into the coffin of his also-deceased lover, either.

/not that obscure

But he told security he was going to study a little German...

I think they prefer the term "carry-on luggage"

whidbey: Is Kowalski a midget?

I don't think so. Why?

/knows a little something about pissing off airport staff

Wanted for questioning:



/hotlinked because I'm ghetto like that...

Quaid, start the takeoff procedure.

Ace Attorney: I think they prefer the term "carry-on luggage"

Thread over. Well played.

Well, it would be kind of cruel to stick them in the overhead compartment. Checking them is far more humane.

Don't tell Chelsea...

So, Swedish Airport staff don't have a sense of humor either (or it had long since been worn down by asshat customers). At least they didn't send the little guy through the x-ray machine, I'm betting he would have been exposed to a few more roentgens than at your average doctor's office.

This stunt in North America(you too Canaduh) would result in torture of said performers. Confiscation of video camera. Destruction of video, accidentally. And a Tazing Bro.

/What a safe society we live in.
//No crime.
///No crooked politicians.
////Everyone has a home and a job.

Was it Rachel Ray trying to show how to travel on the cheap?

"shocked and humiliated"

I feel the same way when they let those little things out in public.

I keep my little person in my pocket so it cums on time.

FTA-' Kanal 5 spokesman Dan Panas told Swedish news agency TT that the show was meant to be "provocative and entertaining."'

yeah, right.

Little people are so cool and funny.

One more

What an idiot. You can't check those in. You have to pack them in a quart size ziploc bag and bring em onboard.

Nice NSFW pic, dumbshiat!

"If you were but just one foot shorter, dwarf, I'd bring you as my carry-on luggage."

Get Lost: And a Tazing Bro.

Well played.

He was only to train, to show the airport staff how to do the Safety Dance!

I can dance if I want to, I can leave your terrorist behind, because your terrorist don't dance and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine!

In an airport so I am getting a kick out of this thread.

fritopendejo: Nice NSFW pic, dumbshiat!

I was thinking it wasn't so bad until I scrolled back up and focused on the nipplage.

/midget nipples - ftw!

ZenGuru: GIS for midget suitcase

If I were a dwarf fortune teller, I'd see a short ban in your future.

ZenGuru: GIS for midget suitcase

Enjoy your vacation.

To be fair, the Swedes might have some reason for concern.

Didn't some shock jocks here in the U.S. try to Fed-Ex a midget once?

fritopendejo: Nice NSFW pic, dumbshiat!
Where do YOU work? Quit or don't FARK.

Yes, but can they get a beluga whale through security?

thesubliminalman: fritopendejo: Nice NSFW pic, dumbshiat!
Where do YOU work? Quit or don't FARK.

Naked Female nipples are generally considered Not Work Appropriate in most work places.

/Admittedly, you have to bend real low to see them in that pic...

Flies first class...

dargocitfer: thesubliminalman: fritopendejo: Nice NSFW pic, dumbshiat!
Where do YOU work? Quit or don't FARK.

Naked Female nipples are generally considered Not Work Appropriate in most work places.

/Admittedly, you have to bend real low to see them in that pic...

Ya' see that's what is really wrong, ZenGuru's pic has 6 tiny nipples in it and I refuse to question the gender of the cute lil things but what if only one happened to be...um...of the female persuasion?

thesubliminalman: fritopendejo: Nice NSFW pic, dumbshiat!
Where do YOU work? Quit or don't FARK.

If midge-titties are appropriate viewing material at your job, then you must have some interesting stories to share about your workplace. Do tell. It's just between us.

Approves.

/hotlinked for best airfare

Rusty Shackleford: I hate when I arrive in Toronto, only to find that my little person is in Calgary.

Gallagher: "Okay, I'm going to New York, I want this bag to go to Pittsburgh, and this bag to go to Miami."
Check-in guy: "I'm sorry, sir, we can't do that."
Gallagher: "Well you did it last week!"

For a second there, I thought "Jackass" was involved

Oh please. Packing toenail trimmers is more than enough to get into with those freaks. (Not the dwarves, the airport staff)

Other suggestions?

Use aluminum foil to create gun shapes for carry on baggage.

Actually, aluminum foil shapes of all sorts come to mind. If you have the proper lead time you can sew the foil in between layers of material, really screwing up any chance of making it through quickly.

FrizzleFry: So, Swedish Airport staff don't have a sense of humor either (or it had long since been worn down by asshat customers). At least they didn't send the little guy through the x-ray machine, I'm betting he would have been exposed to a few more roentgens than at your average doctor's office.

Is that pronounced "runt-jens"?

The Invisible Sky Wizard:
1 year and 2 months into my own bidnezz...I can't fire me, who would I hire...or who would hire them? Smoke 'em if ya got'em.

I came here for the Rodney Dangerfield Back To School quote.

Dey open deh case...

Wanted for questioning

/hotlinked

and one more, going for the obvious here:

jwhite33: Don't tell Chelsea...

Wanna be BFFs?

Will not be put in burlap bag or tossed.

Get Lost: This stunt in North America(you too Canaduh) would result in torture of said performers. Confiscation of video camera. Destruction of video, accidentally. And a Tazing Bro.

/What a safe society we live in.
//No crime.
///No crooked politicians.
////Everyone has a home and a job.

You live in Mayfield?

/Say hi to the Beaver
//Gosh Mrs. Cleaver, You're looking really hot today and I want to....
///Lost it for a minute

How to piss off airport staff: Show up at the airport.

Tr0mBoNe: Rusty Shackleford: I hate when I arrive in Toronto, only to find that my little person is in Calgary.

I hate to arrive in Toronto. What a cruddy airport.

/go Halifax!



Rush frowns on your shenanigans

That was a Dopey stunt. If it had worked, he'd be pretty Grumpy by the time he arrived. Unless he was Sleepy from drugs.

Sorry about the NSFW pic. I looked hard and did not think it was offensive. Would be careful next time!

septic_mouth: Get Lost: This stunt in North America(you too Canaduh) would result in torture of said performers. Confiscation of video camera. Destruction of video, accidentally. And a Tazing Bro.

/What a safe society we live in.
//No crime.
///No crooked politicians.
////Everyone has a home and a job.

You live in Mayfield?

/Say hi to the Beaver
//Gosh Mrs. Cleaver, You're looking really hot today and I want to....
///Lost it for a minute

Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the beaver?

"Interest ya in a pint?"

/first thing I thought of...how sad is that?

"Ever do it in a suitcase?"

playdate

W...what's THAT?!

this stunt could have ended very badly, don't they check for bombs by using decompression chambers

If this happened in the U.S., there would already have been fifteen lawsuits filed, including one by the ACLU. The reverand Al would have issued a statement, and Greta van Sustern would be interviewing the head of the Lollipop Guild. Those involved would be sitting in a TSA holding cell. God bless america; we're all going to hell.

Airport security staff deserves to be humiliated once in awhile for being such self righteous a**holes. Especially considering 90% of what they do is ineffective from a security standpoint.

Metal detector, x-ray of luggage is pretty much the best that can be done. Everything else is either a waste of time to reassure the paranoid folks, or to remind the plebes that they're to obey authority without question.

As for Toronto's airport... Worse is O'Hare in Chicago.

My personal #1 for worst airport: Vancouver. Designed by a moron, operated by morons.

I can't bring a nail file through airport security, now you're telling me that I can't even take a dwarf on the plane. What is this world coming to?

This would have been allowed in the 80's

You know, if they had just talked to people at the ticket counter, I'm they could have gotten a half-rate...

KhamanV: You're not really going to get away with jamming a dead one into the coffin of his also-deceased lover, either.

/not that obscure

Death at a Funeral. Hilarious movie.

And frankly, it's kinda surprising they even found the midget. Must have been a sharp bunch.

/Flown into/out of O'Hare a couple times...wasn't that bad(Compared to Montego Bay Jamaica. Holy christ, that's a biatch of an airport. It's actually gotten a bit better over the years though)

This does sound like something I would do so thanks for the warning.

Were they going to Stone'enge?

These guys need to get some original material. Mancow did this a decade ago at O'Hare. Since it was pre-9/11 hilarity did, in fact, ensue.