Fark.com Logo
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

       more options... Create account
Stay logged in until from now
(Now Magazine) Dumbass "X-Files" star David Duchovny claims to have seen a UFO. But he was "having a hard time then, you know, life" so he could just have easily been drunk (43)
Clicked 2420 times; posted to Main on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 at 8:09 AM
 (add to Favorites)

Comments


  
DslainteC [TotalFark] 2008-07-24 07:48:27 AM  
"There was something in the air and it was gone."

The air was gone? Well, that explains it. It must have been oxygen deprivation.

 
PizzaJedi81 2008-07-24 08:11:38 AM  
I want to believe.

 
Billygoat Gruff 2008-07-24 08:11:56 AM  
Didn't Jimmy Carter use the same excuse?

 
docwizz 2008-07-24 08:11:59 AM  
it was his stardom very fleeting then burned out

actually like the guy

 
War_Kittens 2008-07-24 08:13:08 AM  
This thread is useless without pics of Gillian Anderson.

 
PATS0707 2008-07-24 08:13:40 AM  
The article didn't mention he was at the Thanksgiving Day parade tripping on acid.

 
proteon 2008-07-24 08:14:18 AM  
This is not your parents Fark.

 
zerkalo 2008-07-24 08:14:31 AM  
I want to bereave

/got nuthin'

 
Nature Spirals 2008-07-24 08:14:37 AM  
rmur.files.wordpress.com

/approves

 
Red_October 2008-07-24 08:15:26 AM  
nerdvana.freedomblogging.com

/obligatory

 
Bartleby the Scrivener 2008-07-24 08:15:34 AM  
img120.imageshack.us

 
RevLovejoy 2008-07-24 08:19:26 AM  
Sounds like some movie hype, nothing more.

 
Brown Sauce 2008-07-24 08:25:37 AM  
a660.ac-images.myspacecdn.com

 
solcofn [TotalFark] 2008-07-24 08:31:28 AM  
Brown Sauce

Wow....just...wow.

 
ObscureNameHere 2008-07-24 08:34:33 AM  
Nature Spirals: /approves

Holy crap! David's *ALMOST* rocking a Guido look in that poster.

 
PinkFloyd 2008-07-24 08:36:57 AM  
cmon whos gonna post that picture of that "ufo" AKA a street light?

 
Pvt Joker 2008-07-24 08:39:29 AM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

 
cleanie 2008-07-24 08:40:59 AM  
Alcohol may have been involved

 
QueenOfHearts [TotalFark] 2008-07-24 08:44:32 AM  
ObscureNameHere: Nature Spirals: /approves

Holy crap! David's *ALMOST* rocking a Guido look in that poster.


Haha first thing I thought of, too.

/mmm, David Duchovny *drool*
//Streetlight

 
unholy_avenger 2008-07-24 08:47:16 AM  
I honestly had the very odd experience the other day of seeing what I would describe as a weather balloon. I don't know if the aliens have picked up on the cover-up stories and are disguising their craft as weather balloons now, or maybe the government was distracting me from the hyper advanced anti-gravity drive ship that was right behind me, or if it was simply a silvery weather balloon, but it was quite odd. Possibly the strangest and lamest 'UFO' sighting a person could have.

 
ObscureNameHere 2008-07-24 08:54:03 AM  
QueenOfHearts: ObscureNameHere: Nature Spirals: /approves

Holy crap! David's *ALMOST* rocking a Guido look in that poster.

Haha first thing I thought of, too.

/mmm, David Duchovny *drool*
//Streetlight


Umm... the 'Guido' look is not a good thing.

 
DontMakeMeShushYou 2008-07-24 09:04:17 AM  
Maybe the aliens just prey are those who are struggling in life...no?

/i want to believe

 
mequickwantslow 2008-07-24 09:09:35 AM  
farm1.static.flickr.com

 
foil helmet guy 2008-07-24 09:11:31 AM  
War_Kittens: This thread is useless without pics of Gillian Anderson Tea Leoni

 
Supplenuts 2008-07-24 09:13:37 AM  
War_Kittens: This thread is useless without pics of Gillian Anderson.

www.unet.univie.ac.at

Approves

 
theoneontheleft 2008-07-24 09:17:19 AM  
He's hallucinating on beer?

I clearly need to switch brands.

 
mequickwantslow 2008-07-24 09:27:54 AM  
farm1.static.flickr.com

 
Raging Thespian [TotalFark] 2008-07-24 09:36:07 AM  
I want to be drunk.

 
kannonball 2008-07-24 10:06:05 AM  
From Wikipedia (new window):

[Duchovny] graduated from Princeton University. He also holds a Master's degree in English Literature from Yale University...

What a dumbass.

 
CreamOfTheCrop 2008-07-24 10:19:00 AM  
I've had 5 different instances where I thought I saw a ufo

/1 big white star/angel shape (big balloon from what I could tell)
/2 2 times seeing metorites in the day
/3 not street light, but large light that shined on railroad tracks in the fog
/4 at night, big triangle shape around 1978-79 driving through dessert... dont know what it was, I was 8 or 9 years old and it's bigger than any plane I've seen and we dont remember any noise

 
AdolfOliverPanties 2008-07-24 10:23:03 AM  
I watched every episode of X-Files when it was originally on. And I saw the first movie. So, naturally what I want to know is...

When does Season 2 of Californication start?

Screw the X-Files movie. They don't show the boobies!

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2008-07-24 10:25:03 AM  
I'll have two cups to go, please.

 
atomic-age [TotalFark] 2008-07-24 11:05:51 AM  
Definitely would hit.

 
GibbyTheMole 2008-07-24 11:08:13 AM  
Well... My family and I saw a UFO when I was a kid around 1979. A pulsating light in the sky making some very swift and unorthodox movements. I don't believe it was being piloted by little green men, though. It was more likely an experimental aircraft.

A UFO isn't necessarily an alien spacecraft. It's an:

U
nidentified
Flying
Object

Not a big deal. At least that's my opinion until Kang & Kodos knock on my door, wielding anal probes.

 
Rose McGowan Loveslave 2008-07-24 12:31:24 PM  
i have the first season of Californication in Netflix queue. Duchovny's often dead pan devivery is one of my favorites.

//i want to believe

 
KingKauff 2008-07-24 01:07:22 PM  
I once saw a UFO.....nice, big bright lights and a cigar-shaped object slowly floating across the sky. Neatest thing I ever saw...ahhhhhh, acid is wonderful!

 
StarSys 2008-07-24 01:17:48 PM  
GibbyTheMole: Well... My family and I saw a UFO when I was a kid around 1979. A pulsating light in the sky making some very swift and unorthodox movements. I don't believe it was being piloted by little green men, though. It was more likely an experimental aircraft.

A UFO isn't necessarily an alien spacecraft. It's an:

Unidentified
Flying
Object

Not a big deal. At least that's my opinion until Kang & Kodos knock on my door, wielding anal probes.


This. So the dumbass tag is for the submittard? Unidentified is just that, and he downplays it. It's not like he claimed to have seen aliens.

 
Lemon-Lime Malthus 2008-07-24 02:16:15 PM  
rmur.files.wordpress.com

www.guidofistpump.com

 
cr0sh 2008-07-24 02:49:05 PM  
I soooo wish I had a tunable sodium laser (aka, artificial star - used for adaptive telescope optics) to mess with people (come to think of it, could astronomers be doing just that?)...

 
rmoody 2008-07-24 06:11:11 PM  
Supplenuts: War_Kittens: This thread is useless without pics of Gillian Anderson.

Approves

img293.imageshack.us

And here's another one since the thread is still lacking.
I'm pretty sure it's a shadow, but it might be construed as a nipple if your boss is a dick.

 
Crazy Cat Lady 2008-07-24 11:54:01 PM  
David, honey? Just shut up and stand there. Don't worry about not being all that smart. You're gorgeous, baby, just gorgeous.

 
evelamerikan 2008-07-25 12:47:56 AM  
I need some D&D action.

 
BeProfOSX 2008-07-25 10:01:43 AM  
i295.photobucket.com

I may be wearing a dress but I still pull my panties on one leg at a time, if you know what I mean.



[Continue Farking]


You are viewing a mobilized version of this site...
View original page here

Mobilized by Mowser Mowser