LOOK! I'm getting arrested!

Apparently she got a happy ending!

Is that even a real person?

packrabid04: Apparently she got a happy ending!

I lol'd! Actually, you comb your hair and smile widely for your mugshot goodness. Then you ask for a copy.

Now that's the face I want presiding over my handjob.

Happy it's over /= happy ending

Rykiel Ronkeshis Curry

what the hell name is that? can anyone here pronounce the first two?

She looka like a man.

albo: what the hell name is that? can anyone here pronounce the first two?

I tried. Now I'm being investigated by both the DHS and the Trekkies.

Whamdangler: She looka like a man

it must have been a raid of Gorgeous Pretty Beauty Massage Salon

Huskadoodle: LOOK! I'm getting arrested!

Of course she's happy, she's the only one of them who looks remotely hittable.

battl_web17: Is that even a real person?

I meant at this person



/that's all man

albo: Rykiel Ronkeshis Curry

what the hell name is that? can anyone here pronounce the first two?

I think that's actually the name of the disease you get from banging her.

No eye bleach needed for this one. Id hit it.

It's the box-jawed asian roundup!

"Operation Massage Parlor"???

I guess the guys in charge of naming operations were on vacation.

Let's suggest some better names...

I'll start with an easy one: Operation Happy Ending

eh, 6 beers
no
probably
no
no
maybe
fist/angry/god
no
no
no
no
sure

John Coyote: "Operation Massage Parlor"???

I guess the guys in charge of naming operations were on vacation.

Let's suggest some better names...

I'll start with an easy one: Operation Happy Ending

Operation Rub-Out

Mestupshowoff: No eye bleach needed for this one. Id hit it.

...or at least accept a little rub 'n' tug from her in a dark room.

Turkleton?

Mestupshowoff: No eye bleach needed for this one. Id hit it.

She'd be the only one I'd let get anywhere close to my unit. The rest were scary!

Meh, I seen worse. You get what you pay for.

may need eye bleach for some all

FTFY.

Actually 7 (the one in the Boobies) is the only passable one.

What is the connection between black people and asians? They alsways seem to be mixed up in these things together.

I suppose most of the clientele was old white guys?

These women live in Macon. Haven't they suffered enough?

battl_web17: battl_web17: Is that even a real person?

I meant at this person

/that's all man wig

thamike:
Now that's the face I want presiding over my handjob.

That's a man baby!

Rhama Geraldine Neisler - "charges of masturbation for hire"

That's a specific crime ? Seriously ?

Google reveals her to have graduated high school nine weeks ago. Her parents must be so proud.

battl_web17:
battl_web17: Is that even a real person?

I meant at this person

/that's all man

Damn those sharpie markers!

Yesdog: Meh, I seen worse. You get what you pay for.

You pay for them all, so just stick around and call boyfriend, etc.

bulldg4life: eh, 6 beers
no
probably
no
no
maybe
fist/angry/god
no
no
no
no
sure

Close!

Maybe
No
Maybe
Maybe if real drunk
Maybe if real drunk
No
Yes
Hell farking no
No
No
Thats a man! (no)
No

battl_web17: I meant at this person

It looks like she didn't swallow before the cops busted down the door.

Mamma-san wants to do stuff to your butt.

/shudder

Todd Bridges, busted again.

If I am not mistaken, I believe you are supposed to swallow it.

Ronkeshis?
Ronkeshis?
WTF kind of drug-addled brain puts Ronkeshis in any part of someone's name. Lucky she didn't end up a slave to the man, sucking on a pipe.

... oh, wait.

I wonder if they advertised a "Rendezvous with Rhama" for the sci-fi geek market segment.

If I were a guy i'd hit the pretty one that thinks her mugshot is a photoshoot.

battl_web17: that's all man

I've never seen a mouth squeezed so tight in my life.

Mestupshowoff:
No eye bleach needed for this one. Id hit it.

Or at least stare up at the ceiling and imagine it's Jessica Alba
while she polishes my knob.

albo: Rykiel Ronkeshis Curry

what the hell name is that?

Curry?

Ouch! That must have been one dark fu*kin hand-job palace. Those "ladies" look like their faces caught fire and were put out with weed-wackers.

happy mugshot girl = Rhama Geraldine Neisler

according to this article, "Neisler is charged with masturbation for hire."

Now aren't you glad you just do it for free.
/oh, somebody else? I guess that's different...

thamike: Now that's the face I want presiding over my handjob.

lmfao new keyboard sir!

Asians giving happy endings in your massage parlor?

It's more likely than you think!

/snickers

momojoboo: If I am not mistaken, I believe you are supposed to swallow it.

And with that post the thread was won. Good game.

momojoboo: If I am not mistaken, I believe you are supposed to swallow it.

HAHA! that was my first thought.

Are we sure they weren't running a cleaning service?

Anyone on fark would hit up #7 w/out a doubt.

... may will need eye bleach for some all

FTFY

/Now I know why Max Baer Jr. didn't Return to Macon County

I admit, I have a hard time believing that places like this actually exist. Until I see the mug shots, that is.

Gotta wonder what the one who was beaming proudly in her mugshot is all about. Perhaps she thinks this is her big break? Can't wait to put that photo on her Facebook page?

momojoboo: If I am not mistaken, I believe you are supposed to swallow it.

...and we have a winner!

doyner: And with that post the thread was won. Good game.

Hey! I posted the same thing a minute earlier!

/sulks

Unfortunately, number 7 probably wasn't for sale. Why would you pick anything else?

1,3,7, and 11 maybe.

\hotlinked like your mom

*the last one*

Holy shiat! what has been seen...

wildcardjack: Are we sure they weren't running a creaning service?

fixed it fuh yooo.

/thought Estee was like...israeli/persian/assyrian maybe? or what? pictures not clear enough imho

"What you talkin bout Willis?"

FarkinNortherner: Google reveals her to have graduated high school nine weeks ago. Her parents must be so proud.

an 18 year old hooker who really is (close to) 18? wow.

wildcardjack: Are we sure they weren't running a cleaning service?

I think they were running a plumbing business.. cleaning pipes and what not.

FarkinNortherner: Rhama Geraldine Neisler - "charges of masturbation for hire"

That's a specific crime ? Seriously ?

Google reveals her to have graduated high school nine weeks ago. Her parents must be so proud.

It is! And Ill the times I've represented someone on this charge, they never look like #7. Not even a "#7, but with meth scabs all over her face."

O.C.G.A. 16-6-16. Masturbation for hire.
(a) A person, including a masseur or masseuse, commits the offense of masturbation for hire when he erotically stimulates the genital organs of another, whether resulting in orgasm or not, by manual or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse or by instrumental manipulation for money or the substantial equivalent thereof.

(b) A person convicted of the offense of masturbation for hire shall be guilty of a misdemeanor.

I love the yahoo ads on the page:

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Number 7 was the receptionist, the rest are what touches you.

theorellior: doyner: And with that post the thread was won. Good game.

Hey! I posted the same thing a minute earlier!

/sulks

I'm so solly. A picture is worth a thousand Fark thread posts. Let this be a lesson to you.

battl_web17: battl_web17: Is that even a real person?

I meant at this person

/that's all man chin

FTFY

/looks like her face swallowed an Ostrich egg.

NathanAllen: Number 7 was the receptionist, the rest are what touches you.

For some reason, EXACTLY what I was thinking.

Wow!!

Rhama must be one busy lady. Carpal tunnel, coming up!

The rest of them must handle the mops.

The cute one is 17.

FARK! Commence underage forum plan 635 now.

Sex? NO, but I bet she can whip up some mean moo-goo gai pan.

why would you spend good money on 99% of those "women"?

that is some nasty looking handjobbers.

I like where this thread is going

I meant everyone always thinks im something different*

/we should make a massage parlor reality show

Congrats! you are the most attractive whore in the hand-job palace! Take a bow!

Mestupshowoff: No eye bleach needed for this one. Id hit it.

You'd hit it -- and catch some things. Ew.

Feltonl: why would you spend good money on 99% of those "women"?

that is some nasty looking handjobbers.

That's what I think every time there's a prostitute thread with mugshot goodness. Usually it's mugshot do-not-wantness, yet people PAY for it!??? WTF?

//slashies for no reason

EsteeFlwrPot:
//unless they turn off the lights
///then we're all pretty!

WRONG! Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone.

tinyarena: LEAVE EsteeFlwrPot ALONE!!!

Beat me by a minute.

/Clue Este, you look 22
//Truth

Naturally, my city of current residence makes the headlines, and...

/I refuse to call it my hometown

Didn't know there were that many Asians in GA not doing nails.

momojoboo: If I am not mistaken, I believe you are supposed to swallow it.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

EsteeFlwrPot:
/we should make a massage parlor reality show

that'd be so funny. even a sitcom - probably better than most of the stuff out there now.

what should we call it?

theorellior: doyner: And with that post the thread was won. Good game.

Hey! I posted the same thing a minute earlier!

/sulks

Yep, you sure did. But you didn't include the pic so it didn't count. Sorry...

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albo: Rykiel Ronkeshis Curry

I'll give it a try at pronunciation:

rye-KEY-elle ron-KEY-shus

I am a teacher in GA and must learn how to pronounce these new and exciting types of names!

Am I the only one who thinks she looks a bit like Alyssa Milano?

Clearly the only individual heterosexual Farkers found attractive is #7, 17 year old Rhama Geraldine Neisler. This girl has not been alive for atleast 6570 days. Therefore, you have all been recognized as pedophiles and should be ashamed of these natural instincts you felt towards this child. How dare you!

ArthurPutey: albo: Rykiel Ronkeshis Curry

I'll give it a try at pronunciation:

rye-KEY-elle ron-KEY-shus

I am a teacher in GA and must learn how to pronounce these new and exciting types of names!

So you must be getting a kick...

ArthurPutey: albo: Rykiel Ronkeshis Curry

I'll give it a try at pronunciation:

rye-KEY-elle ron-KEY-shus

I am a teacher in GA and must learn how to pronounce these new and exciting types of names!

I'll guess "REE-kil RONK-shis Curry"

Alot of times those extra letters drop in other languages, especially "e"s.

Snakeophelia: I admit, I have a hard time believing that places like this actually exist. Until I see the mug shots, that is.

Come to Houston, we have the largest Vietnamese population in the US and these places are practically on every corner. Cops are dedinitely getting paid/blown because you never hear about them getting busted.

!

What do you expect to get shopping for a "massage" at the dollar store?

Approves

These are the chicks from the 2 Live Crew video "Me So Horny"..... 20 years and a couple of plutonium reactor accidents later.

#2 has been hard up for work since that tv show.

unholycode76: Clearly the only individual heterosexual Farkers found attractive is #7, 17 year old Rhama Geraldine Neisler. This girl has not been alive for atleast 6570 days. Therefore, you have all been recognized as pedophiles and should be ashamed of these natural instincts you felt towards this child. How dare you!

I'll have a seat over there.

Cauthon: Am I the only one who thinks she looks a bit like Alyssa Milano?

I can see that a little.

Neisler is charged with masturbation for hire.

I'm confused, when someone else is involved is it still masturbation?

Oddly enough Macon, the asshole of Georgia, is located in Bibb county instead of Butts county.

Not everyone can afford a high class hooker.

I know the argument "It feels better when someone else does it" but I would have a hard time paying for a hand job. A hand job is so low on the sexual hierarchy it seems that with some thought you could trick someone into giving you a hand job. I'll have to think about this.

usrid0: Mamma-san wants to do stuff to your butt.

/shudder

That made me choke on my chili.

/and I mean just what I say
//also, in general: GAH!!!

Mini Ditka

Rann Xerox:
These are the chicks from the 2 Live Crew video "Me So Horny"..... 20 years and a couple of plutonium reactor accidents later.

and

EsteeFlwrPot: "We love you long time"

Anyt'ing you want...

Mangoose: Not everyone can afford a high class hooker.



Indeed.

EsteeFlwrPot: ///good genes

Jewenes?

EsteeFlwrPot,

My dear I ofen enjoy your posts, which do show your age and innocence, and do make me smile...

But here is how I break down heritage for latin people.(and I am latin)

I was born in the states. My father was born in Colombia and my mother in Louisiana.

I say it just like that. I do not say" Well mom's said is sicilian and french from france and sicily, respectively. And dad, well he was born in Bogota, but since my grandfather great great gradnfather was a dutch jew, we hail from holland"

Latin people all have heritage from spain, but in Latin Countries, it is generations back.

However, most latins pull that card(and many african americans too)"My people are from spain." I might be wrong but show me at least a third cousin who was born there, then do not waive that banner.

/lived in Colombia for five years before I felt justified in playing the latin card.
/Pet Peeve

The really sad thing here is the tax dollars that have been spent to stop local men from getting handjobs in a private establishment. Do we as a society really give a shiat about mostly married men getting happy endings? Surely there have to be more important issues to deal with. This probably occupied many police officier's time for many months to plan and execute. Nothing was accomplished except for a headshot of a decent looking 17 year old. Piss poor effort pigs.

#2 is obviously the mop boy. Remember kids, stay in school.

Uh.. Some??

Huskadoodle: LOOK! I'm getting arrested!

She looks axactly like this girl I used to work with.

/would have paid for it

EsteeFlwrPot: farkingatwork: thought Estee was like...israeli/persian/assyrian maybe? or what? pictures not clear enough imho

ugh. nobody always think im something completely different. I was born in NYC but my parents are from the dominican. my moms side comes from Spain and my fathers side comes from england/dominican republic/spain.

/massage parlors with ugly women FTL
//unless they turn off the lights
///then we're all pretty!

Plus, you're a hottie; compared to you, they are dog poo!

jaxwally: I know the argument "It feels better when someone else does it" but I would have a hard time paying for a hand job. A hand job is so low on the sexual hierarchy it seems that with some thought you could trick someone into giving you a hand job. I'll have to think about this.

I hear 8 year olds are easy to trick.

theflatline: EsteeFlwrPot,

My dear I ofen enjoy your posts, which do show your age and innocence, and do make me smile...

But here is how I break down heritage for latin people.(and I am latin)

I was born in the states. My father was born in Colombia and my mother in Louisiana.

I say it just like that. I do not say" Well mom's said is sicilian and french from france and sicily, respectively. And dad, well he was born in Bogota, but since my grandfather great great gradnfather was a dutch jew, we hail from holland"

Latin people all have heritage from spain, but in Latin Countries, it is generations back.

However, most latins pull that card(and many african americans too)"My people are from spain." I might be wrong but show me at least a third cousin who was born there, then do not waive that banner.

/lived in Colombia for five years before I felt justified in playing the latin card.
/Pet Peeve

Hey dude why dont you lay off. What she is trying to say is that she is not just a plain old Mexican like the rest of us.

///cabalanirish

Solty Dog: #2 is obviously the mop boy. Remember kids, stay in school.

And how do mop boys get that job. Are they usually gay men farkers, who can't otherwise be near teh sex?

EsteeFlwrPot: ugh. nobody always think im something completely different. I was born in NYC but my parents are from the dominican. my moms side comes from Spain and my fathers side comes from england/dominican republic/spain.

/massage parlors with ugly women FTL
//unless they turn off the lights
///then we're all pretty!

I imagine if I saw you in person, I'd be able to spot it easily. However, your pictures are not clear by a longshot plus your voice would probably be a giveaway too (speculation here). Likewise I wouldn't expect people to be able to guess my nationality, as I was suspected to be Israeli when I was in Israel just because I had a 5 oclock shadow every day because we simply didn't have opportunities to shave often lol.

Meanwhile, some people are ugly lights off or on. Specially if you have some rank in that stank (or just plain excessive bo/farts).

theflatline: However, most latins pull that card(and many african americans too)"My people are from spain." I might be wrong but show me at least a third cousin who was born there, then do not waive that banner.

I'm 'West Indian' ('St. Thomian' to be precise) or 'Virgin Islander'.

But people tend to not know what the hell any of that is, so 'Caribbean' or 'Caribe' works as well, (even though the Caribe Indians basically died out.)

How is that for confusing?

/born there
/mother born there
/grandmother born there

Solty Dog: #2 is obviously the mop boy. Remember kids, stay in school.

LOL

Randal Graves: [reading a magazine] You know how much money the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?

Dante Hicks: What's a jizz-mopper?

Randal Graves: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booths after each guy jerks off.

unholycode76: I hear 8 year olds are easy to trick.

Thanks for the tip, Father.

OwenFark: The really sad thing here is the tax dollars that have been spent to stop local men from getting handjobs in a private establishment. Do we as a society really give a shiat about mostly married men getting happy endings? Surely there have to be more important issues to deal with. This probably occupied many police officier's time for many months to plan and execute. Nothing was accomplished except for a headshot of a decent looking 17 year old. Piss poor effort pigs.

Yeah, that money that is helping shut down illegal activities and the spread of STD's should have gone to some dope smoking out of work bum who calls himself an artist for smearing poop on himself or some other such nonsense.

Please go kill yourself.

There's always the Tokyo Spa on the corner of 13th Ave. and 164th St. SW in Lynnwood.

/It's in the same strip mall as my favorite dive bar.
//Never been there.
///With my luck, the vice cops would make a bust right while I'm there.

Geez what did they do, raid the UN?

Dr. Flavenglaven

I just knew the thread would contain the awesome sharpie warning when I saw that girl. Good job.

Girls (and boys): if you draw on your face with a sharpie or you end up looking like it, you're doing it wrong. Stop it.

IdahoPrime: the spread of STD's

Seriously. I was reading National Geographic about 10 years back and this thai lady had warts (HPV) all over her hands and wrists.
It looked like it would have been more pleasuarable if it were used as a studded dildo.

puckhead: FarkinNortherner: Google reveals her to have graduated high school nine weeks ago. Her parents must be so proud.

an 18 year old hooker who really is (close to) 18? wow.

They gotta get their start sometime.

Wow, Michelle Yeoh really let herself go.



/okay, Michelle Yeoh looks nothing like her.
//I apologize to Miss Yeoh and her family and vow never to liken her to someone like this again.

Huskadoodle: LOOK! I'm getting arrested!

The only thing missing from those teeth is a lens flare.

highendmighty: IdahoPrime: the spread of STD's

Seriously. I was reading National Geographic about 10 years back and this thai lady had warts (HPV) all over her hands and wrists.
It looked like it would have been more pleasuarable if it were used as a studded dildo.

Have you seen the commercial which advertises meds for people with eye herpes?

lordargent

Valid point but most people of latin descent automatically say there people are from spain, when in actuality it was 300 years ago. It is a pet peeve of mine.

You can say you are Mexican, Colombian, Puertorican, or whatever, but latins like think that add level of racial puriety if they say there family is from spain. A hold over from the caste systems of days of yore.

Like light skinned latins getting preferential treatment in latin countries.

dothemath

Nothing wrong with being a plain ol mexican. I am borm 'merican who happens to have dual citizenship with Colombia.

my favorite mexican

maybe
boy person so no
probably
maybe her daughter...
no
no
heh...well yeah
no, but why so sad?
boy person so no
no
probably not, needs work
no

I foresee few happy endings here...#7 is probably the receptionist or something, talk about "what doesn't belong in this picture?"

I farker her.

Unixfreak: The funny thing about mexican and asian women... they look really smoking hot when they're young, but then one day, they wake up and it looks like someone beat them in the face with a bat. They age 20 years overnight. It happens somewhere between ages 24-28 I shiat you not.

I don't know about that.

One of my Mom's best friends is Filipino (born in Hawaii). On a couple of occasions, my Mom has mentioned how she's slighlty jealous how her friend has aged very well. (They're about the same age.)

Here is the pictures from "Operation Massage Parlor 1"

Link (new window)

I am going with "Operation Rub & Tug" for better names.

albo: Rykiel Ronkeshis Curry

what the hell name is that? can anyone here pronounce the first two?

a black name

monsieurstabby: highendmighty: IdahoPrime: the spread of STD's

Have you seen the commercial which advertises meds for people with eye herpes?

No. I can't imagine the pain. Or the lack of dates after one stars in the commercial. Like Joey from Friends.

/Herpes.

Unixfreak
The funny thing about mexican and asian women... they look really smoking hot when they're young, but then one day, they wake up and it looks like someone beat them in the face with a bat. They age 20 years overnight. It happens somewhere between ages 24-28 I shiat you not.

And with white women, it happens at 17

/word

Has it been suggested that #7 is the receptionist? No?

/Your newsletter, I want it.

Unixfreak: The funny thing about mexican and asian women... they look really smoking hot when they're young, but then one day, they wake up and it looks like someone beat them in the face with a bat.

At my workplace I've noticed the same thing with Indian women. To a certain age they are quite hawt. Then one night the evil butt-fat fairy swoops down and injects a crapload of chunky stuff into their hindquarters. It's not pretty.

Unixfreak: The funny thing about mexican and asian women... they look really smoking hot when they're young, but then one day, they wake up and it looks like someone beat them in the face with a bat. They age 20 years overnight. It happens somewhere between ages 24-28 I shiat you not.

I recently ran into a latina I knew from high school. She's 30 now and I didn't even recognize her. When she called out to me, I honestly wondered how I someone's maid knew my name.

The clock is ticking... better hit it now!

It's called Portugese Surprise where I come from.

highendmighty: And how do mop boys get that job.

I figure they are just janitors that need the money and were not given full disclosure of the job description.

TrancePI: Here is the pictures from "Operation Massage Parlor 1"

Link (new window)

I am going with "Operation Rub & Tug" for better names.

It looks to me like they are discriminating against Ornamentals. I mean, look at the RATIO!

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Sex? NO, but I bet she can whip up some mean moo-goo gai pan.

Dontcha mean creme of sum yung gui?

Jument: Unixfreak: The funny thing about mexican and asian women... they look really smoking hot when they're young, but then one day, they wake up and it looks like someone beat them in the face with a bat.

At my workplace I've noticed the same thing with Indian women. To a certain age they are quite hawt. Then one night the evil butt-fat fairy swoops down and injects a crapload of chunky stuff into their hindquarters. It's not pretty.

What about Russian women?

Quite of few of them are hot, and then "the babushka bomb" hits them, and they turn into fat old ladies wearing scarves.

steveo: albo: Rykiel Ronkeshis Curry

what the hell name is that?

Curry?

Oh Shiate, the Rubber Burner.

Ninetynine

Someone needs photochop your picture with J-Bones.

...then they'll be riding dirty...straigh red lexus lerkin..

Jument: Unixfreak: The funny thing about mexican and asian women... they look really smoking hot when they're young, but then one day, they wake up and it looks like someone beat them in the face with a bat.

At my workplace I've noticed the same thing with Indian women. To a certain age they are quite hawt. Then one night the evil butt-fat fairy swoops down and injects a crapload of chunky stuff into their hindquarters. It's not pretty.

It's because the men in those cultures beat the life out of them. Find a hottie with a happy lifestyle, and she will generally stay hot for a long time.

Am I the only one who thinks the hot one looks a little like Miley Cyrus?

The_Sponge: Jument: Unixfreak: The funny thing about mexican and asian women... they look really smoking hot when they're young, but then one day, they wake up and it looks like someone beat them in the face with a bat.

At my workplace I've noticed the same thing with Indian women. To a certain age they are quite hawt. Then one night the evil butt-fat fairy swoops down and injects a crapload of chunky stuff into their hindquarters. It's not pretty.

What about Russian women?

Quite of few of them are hot, and then "the babushka bomb" hits them, and they turn into fat old ladies wearing scarves.

What do you call 3 Italian grandmothers in a hot tub?

Gorillas in the Mist.

/Some bleach for those farkers who want/need some.

Several look like you would need a cattle prod to get any movement from them.

DAMN IT! Who stole the defibrillator from the airport???

IdahoPrime:

Please attempt to respond in English next time.

/no idea what that comment was supposed to mean
//handjobs are spreading STDs in Idaho apparently

I used to drive this girl home from the Korean massage parlor in my taxi. She was nice, very beautiful, and spoke almost no English. The mama-san would put her in the taxi and pay us... the girl would get in the taxi, say her address, and then fall asleep for the half-hour drive to her house.

We all thought she was way hot... and she was... but then, one night, I distinctly noticed the Sweat of Several Fat Men wafting from her.
After that, she didn't seem quite as hot.

IdahoPrime: Yeah, that money that is helping shut down illegal activities and the spread of STD's

"Illegal" is not the same as wrong. And the do you really think a "rub and tug" shop has an effect at all on the spread of STD's?

You should try thinking about things yourself a little rather than just accepting what others tell you.

highendmighty: It looks to me like they are discriminating against Ornamentals. I mean, look at the RATIO!

C'mon, there wasn't an ornamental in the bunch. Well, alright, #7 is good looking.

TrancePI: straigh red lexus lerkin..

Hsa that guy been shived yet?

The_Sponge: Unixfreak: The funny thing about mexican and asian women... they look really smoking hot when they're young, but then one day, they wake up and it looks like someone beat them in the face with a bat. They age 20 years overnight. It happens somewhere between ages 24-28 I shiat you not.

I don't know about that.

One of my Mom's best friends is Filipino (born in Hawaii). On a couple of occasions, my Mom has mentioned how she's slighlty jealous how her friend has aged very well. (They're about the same age.)

It's more of a cultural thing, at some point women just stop giving a shiat and start pigging out on food all day. The ones that stay in shape, hit the gym everyonce in awhile, and generally avoid eating in a constant food frenzy all day can always grow up to be serious milfs. Hispanics get a bad rap, it might have something to do with lower socioeconomic classes for some reason consider fast food a staple diet. But lets not fool ourselves into thinking all white women grow up to be demi moore.

I like that I can order reprints of those pictures. Good times to share with the family!

TrancePI: Here is the pictures from "Operation Massage Parlor 1"

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I am going with "Operation Rub & Tug" for better names.

10 and 11 can jerk me off big time
/two of those women got arrested again

we_hates: Am I the only one who thinks the hot one looks a little like Miley Cyrus?

Yes.

TrancePI: Here is the pictures from "Operation Massage Parlor 1"

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I am going with "Operation Rub & Tug" for better names.



Penuz goes WHERE?

wh0mprat: It's called Portugese Surprise where I come from.

National Lampoon, back when they were funny, called it the "Starch Bomb."

/yes, I am that old

peridinos: Has it been suggested that #7 is the receptionist? No?

/Your newsletter, I want it.

I doubt it she probaly is the most expensive one there since she is young and white and you know how that goes (look at comments)

Don't Tase Me Bro: wh0mprat: It's called Portugese Surprise where I come from.

National Lampoon, back when they were funny, called it the "Starch Bomb."

/yes, I am that old

You mean when it was still a newspaper? When they gave the Russians the bird?

Lt. Cheese Weasel:

Sex? NO, but I bet she can whip up some mean moo-goo gai pan cream of sum yung guy.

FTFA

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Curry?