The what and the what? Is this a sponsored link?

absoluteparanoia: The what and the what? Is this a sponsored link?

No, it's just a non-news follow up to a non-news story. This is low, even for Fark.

I demand a recount!!! He was robbed.... oh wait *sing song* Irony

Two obese Pattys
Special Ross
Les cheats and picks his bunyons on a Sesame Street bus.

Big maaaaaac
Big maaaaaac

A music contest by a shiatty corporation that makes shiatty food, using shiatty music from their shiatty ads has a shiatty news story about it on a shiatty news outlet.

If only I could think of a theme for the ensuing thread.

It wasn't bad, pretty easy to sing along to as well.
It went like: "robble robble robble me robble"
Pretty cachy.

boobsrgood: A music contest by a shiatty corporation that makes shiatty food, using shiatty music from their shiatty ads has a shiatty news story about it on a shiatty news outlet.

If only I could think of a theme for the ensuing thread.

You forgot to mention just how much the entire situation and everyone and everything involved resembles shiat.

Ah crap, now I got the jingle "Da da da da dat dah, I'm robbin it" stuck in my head.

let me tell you---it's a really shiatty corporation. i would never recommend investing your money in that shiathole. definitely a loser there.

McShiat (NSFW) (pops)

i'm looking to marry and support someone who robbed a mcdonalds at age 14 and spent a dozen years in prison. maybe there's a chance i can find one of these salt of the earth.

NSFW (new window)

Yes, some ghetto kid drooling and mumbling around his grills about a bic mac really makes me want to buy a big mac.

Seriously, will big corporations stop supporting the glorification of ghettoness?

Alright, before Maxlarge posts... I gotta know..

dude.. did you lose a bar bet or something?

crho85: I demand a recount!!! He was robbed.... oh wait *sing song* Irony

i see what you did their

Hal Jalykakik: McShiat (NSFW) (pops)

So NSFW that it can't be linked.

gorgor: NSFW (new window)

That's what it does to your ass.

gorgor: NSFW (new window)

And that is why I don't like McDonald's.

Robble, robble?

boobsrgood: A music contest by a shiatty corporation that makes shiatty food, using shiatty music from their shiatty ads has a shiatty news story about it on a shiatty news outlet.

If only I could think of a theme for the ensuing thread.

For you and for everyone else who didn't RTFA, here's the part that the headline referred to:

Tamien Bain, a 29-year-old Miami rapper, was also a finalist.

Bain held up a McDonald's at gunpoint when he was 14 and served 12 years in prison for the crime.

He was upfront about his background with the fast food chain and beat out more than 1,000 contestants to win a spot in the top five.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this is a waste of time.

thelordofcheese
CygnusDarius

EXACTLY (new window)

am I the only one who read it " Im rubbin' it" ... ba da bop bop ba...

You gonna get raped!


/Hot Slinky

As someone who has eaten McDonalds at least once a week averaging my whole life, in addition to being 6'5" and 165 pounds, I feel sorry for the people who blame McDonalds for their own lethargic, fat-ass lives. McDonalds is easy, cheap and some of their shiat is kinda tasty.

/Orders a grilled chicken sandwich meal with a Dr. Pepper
//The occasional double cheeseburger
///Used to only order a Double QPC with bacon... yum.

sure buddy...put down the crack

cannondalerider: As someone who has eaten McDonalds at least once a week averaging my whole life, in addition to being 6'5" and 165 pounds, I feel sorry for the people who blame McDonalds for their own lethargic, fat-ass lives. McDonalds is easy, cheap and some of their shiat is kinda tasty.

/Orders a grilled chicken sandwich meal with a Dr. Pepper
//The occasional double cheeseburger
///Used to only order a Double QPC with bacon... yum.

Thats great, but what does it have to do with this thread?

Because his sucked. Seriously.

He approves

Link (new window)

Fireproof

I'm a McFelon
with really bad gas
listen to my crappy song
or get a cap in yoass

/was that it?
//close?

five
five dallah
five dallah footlonggggggggggggggggg

You can listen to the jingles here. Be warned, they're pretty corny.

79/89/99 yayayayayay!!!!!!

craftyy: cannondalerider: As someone who has eaten McDonalds at least once a week averaging my whole life, in addition to being 6'5" and 165 pounds, I feel sorry for the people who blame McDonalds for their own lethargic, fat-ass lives. McDonalds is easy, cheap and some of their shiat is kinda tasty.

/Orders a grilled chicken sandwich meal with a Dr. Pepper
//The occasional double cheeseburger
///Used to only order a Double QPC with bacon... yum.

Thats great, but what does it have to do with this thread?

Nothing. Granted, he probably could've better connected his offhand yammering to the discussion at hand, but he had to be at the gym in 26 minutes.

boobsrgood: I'm a McFelon
with really bad gas
listen to my crappy song
or get a cap in yoass

/was that it?
//close?

That was indeed pretty good.

/Probably better than most of the jingles

Some waffle fries, fo free!!!

I could never bring myself to commit robbery.
Hamburglery, however...

PYROY: Hamburglery, however...

URGH!

I thought dudeman actually did rhyme about robbing the store.

Now THAT would get my attention.

I'm rubbin' it

Pinner
Two obese Pattys
Special Ross
Les cheats and picks his bunyons on a Sesame Street bus.

gorgor
NSFW (new window)

thedarklordofcheese
That's what it does to your ass.

CygnusDarius
And that is why I don't like McDonald's.

gorgor
EXACTLY (new window)

Maybe it had something to do with people posting pictures of fat women's asses made to look like a farking sandwich, you farking donk! I don't have a gym membership however and I'm not a health nut, but between working in a fast-paced retail environment and recreational ATV/dirt bike riding I manage to burn calories!

I must say though, that your post declaring the off-topic nature of my post didn't contribute much to the thread either...

Is it me, or does the Ronald from the 80's commercials (new window) sound just like Notch Johnson from Son of the Beach (new window)?

Nothing beats the "I'm into nuggets y'all" rap.

I demand a recount and submit this unoriginal video into the contest:

Rock N Roll McDonald's (new window)

Wesley Willis FTW

Unoriginal in that I personally did not make it up

From TFA:

"Harper, 29, was born in New Jersey and moved to South Florida when he was 9.

He was a manager at an electronics company until January, when he decided to launch his own music production business with his wife.

'We did it all on faith,' he said."

Dude, you made a freaking jingle for the Big Mac sandwich. I reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally hope your faith is deep enough to withstand the "stress" of a McDonald's commercial.

/Opiate for the masses, indeed

cannondalerider
Maybe it had something to do with people posting pictures of fat women's asses made to look like a farking sandwich, you farking donk! I don't have a gym membership however and I'm not a health nut, but between working in a fast-paced retail environment and recreational ATV/dirt bike riding I manage to burn calories!


NSFW (new window)

gorgor: NSFW (new window)

You are my hero. It's official.

jgi: You can listen to the jingles here. Be warned, they're pretty corny.

As few "Uh-oh's" as possible in a jingle for a fast food restaurant is good... heh

Does this mean the crappy commercial where the current jingle is sung horribly off key and keeps getting sharper and sharper will be replaced?

bstud: I demand a recount and submit this unoriginal video into the contest:

Rock N Roll McDonald's (new window)

Wesley Willis FTW

Wesley!! Sweeeeet!!!!

Bob Ondeeznuts
You are my hero. It's official.

Don't you know that you're my hero.
You are the wind beneath my seat.

/whut?

boobsrgood: A music contest by a shiatty corporation that makes shiatty food, using shiatty music from their shiatty ads has a shiatty news story about it on a shiatty news outlet.

If only I could think of a theme for the ensuing thread.

Meh, I like their fries. Shame that you're apparently forced to eat at McDonald's all the time. Someday we'll find a way for those corporate goons to force feed you their food.

boobsrgood: A music contest by a shiatty corporation that makes shiatty food, using shiatty music from their shiatty ads has a shiatty news story about it on a shiatty news outlet.

If only I could think of a theme for the ensuing thread.

Too early for Christmas??? (new window)

4

gorgor: NSFW (new window)

LOLZ

Your performance in this thread was big and tasty...

bstud
Saw that performed live.
NICE entry; RIP Wesley.

McDonalds BOD:
"Let's bring the guy into the finals and then completely destroy his dreams. That'll teach him to rob us"

Surprised this hasn't been mentioned yet.

First place: Whitey with 47%

The other four contestants were three blacks and a hispanic.

/Queue rasist kid
//they all sucked
///I wish McDonalds wouldn't try to insult my intelligence

kericr:Surprised this hasn't been mentioned yet.

First place: Whitey with 47%

The other four contestants were three blacks and a hispanic.

So you're saying that a minority won?

/ducks quickly

Jim DiGriz: kericr:Surprised this hasn't been mentioned yet.

First place: Whitey with 47%

The other four contestants were three blacks and a hispanic.

So you're saying that a minority won?

/ducks quickly

lul

Sooo. . .he WON the contest, by. . .reMIXING someone else's jingle. . .and this is. . .GREAT. . .

Karma's a pitch.

/or a jingle