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(Some Guy) Dumbass Professor who set a new level of pomposity as a juror will get a chance to try it as a defendant this time  [image] (98)
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BillCo [TotalFark] 2008-07-22 08:11:28 AM  
A perfect candidate for PMITAP.

 
ZachF81 2008-07-22 08:43:12 AM  
He seems like a douche.

"Police confiscated the computer, and a forensics specialist employed by the city analyzed the images, said Klein, who would not discuss them in detail."

I always wonder what these "forensic specialists" look like. Whose job is to look at naked pictures and decide how old the girls are?

bp1.blogger.com

 
fuzzwell [TotalFark] 2008-07-22 08:49:53 AM  
What a jerk.

He's going to be thrown under the train for this.

Evidently working at an all-girls school in a small town, looking at young ladies all the time but being such a jerk that you can't get laid, drives a man to perversion.

Who'da thunk it?

 
Shakespeare's Monkey [TotalFark] 2008-07-22 09:20:38 AM  
FTFA "As a psychologist, this strikes me as coercive," Blackwell blurted. Minutes later, Circuit Judge Thomas H. Wood declared the mistrial and offered choice words for Blackwell.
"He is pompous and arrogant beyond belief," Wood said at the time.


I wonder if it would be poetic justice to have this guy face the same judge? Probably won't happen. Might even be a nice use of the ironic tag, except for all the discussion of what is or is not ironic.

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2008-07-22 09:23:39 AM  

from here

Political Interest Groups
College Republicans: Chadwick Blackwell
i'm shocked

 
globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2008-07-22 09:23:49 AM  
fuzzwell: What a jerk.

He's going to be thrown under the train for this.

Evidently working at an all-girls school in a small town, looking at young ladies all the time but being such a jerk that you can't get laid, drives a man to perversion.

Who'da thunk it?


i192.photobucket.com

My opinion on underage girls.

 
Morton_toes 2008-07-22 09:26:24 AM  
FTFA: "He is pompous and arrogant beyond belief," Wood said at the time.

Heh heh..... Wood.

/wood.

 
bigmoneygrip [TotalFark] 2008-07-22 09:28:29 AM  
" . . . student reportedly found the images on a campus desktop computer."

He ought to get an enhanced sentence for being so stupid as to download that shiat on a work computer.

 
Monty845 2008-07-22 09:33:35 AM  
Well, is getting caught a good enough enhanced sentance?

 
ypsifly 2008-07-22 09:35:53 AM  
I like how universities move so quickly to tell the cops when something goes wrong on campus. Eastern Michigan tried to cover up a murder a couple years after I graduated.

 
whizbangthedirtfarmer 2008-07-22 09:37:33 AM  
Subby here. What's really funny is if you run a search on his name, this comment appears on a message board...

"GoldenBlind221
07-12-04, 07:36 AM
I wanted to bang my college child psych professor. He was the only hot thing in that damn town.

Dr Chadwick Blackwell :love"

MBC girls, though, aren't known for looks or taste.

 
Morton_toes 2008-07-22 09:37:51 AM  
bigmoneygrip: " . . . student reportedly found the images on a campus desktop computer."

He ought to get an enhanced sentence for being so stupid as to download that shiat on a work computer.


Yeah, professor, huh? I've always wondered about that too. This guy is obviously no Alfred Einstein.

 
ScottMpls 2008-07-22 09:38:01 AM  
Looks like he'll be doing his stretch in protective custody, if he's lucky.

 
AlaricD 2008-07-22 09:42:03 AM  
ZachF81: I always wonder what these "forensic specialists" look like. Whose job is to look at naked pictures and decide how old the girls are?

They oughta arrest the forensic specialist for viewing child pornography.

 
AnnoyingKidNextDoor 2008-07-22 09:43:38 AM  
ZachF81: He seems like a douche.

"Police confiscated the computer, and a forensics specialist employed by the city analyzed the images, said Klein, who would not discuss them in detail."

I always wonder what these "forensic specialists" look like. Whose job is to look at naked pictures and decide how old the girls are?


Are they currently taking applications?

 
No Such Agency 2008-07-22 09:46:14 AM  
AlaricD:
ZachF81: I always wonder what these "forensic specialists" look like. Whose job is to look at naked pictures and decide how old the girls are?

They oughta arrest the forensic specialist for viewing child pornography.


But how would they determine it was CP? Someone would have to view it...

 
Asako 2008-07-22 09:46:25 AM  
I think they still need to prove that he actually downloaded the images, how do we know somebody didn't just put them there?

 
emocomputerjock [TotalFark] 2008-07-22 09:47:10 AM  
No Such Agency: AlaricD:
ZachF81: I always wonder what these "forensic specialists" look like. Whose job is to look at naked pictures and decide how old the girls are?

They oughta arrest the forensic specialist for viewing child pornography.

But how would they determine it was CP? Someone would have to view it...


The filename would be 0_0.jpg

 
AnnoyingKidNextDoor 2008-07-22 09:47:17 AM  

 
KatjaMouse [TotalFark] 2008-07-22 09:48:35 AM  
FTFA: Police confiscated the computer, and a forensics specialist employed by the city analyzed the images, said Klein, who would not discuss them in detail. "All I can tell you is that they're sexually explicit images of children under the age of 18," she said.

Isn't there a case where a federal prosecuter is trying to take down some pornographer who runs a site w/ legal girls who just look like their underage? I mean, how can these people determine that this is illegal material or not if they are just saying that they look like they're under 18? Now if they look 12, totally different though.

/no I don't look at child porn or fake child porn
//I'll ask my cousin who goes to that school if she knows this guy
///she looks 16 but is 22

 
bunner 2008-07-22 09:48:40 AM  
ZachF81: I always wonder what these "forensic specialists" look like. Whose job is to look at naked pictures and decide how old the girls are?

Forensics examiners basically know how to retrieve ANYthing off of a drive. You can wipe it to milspec but unless you used a taser or a clawhammer, they can pull the data.,

That's the gig.

What they are looking for could be anything.

It's like being on a diving team for the coroner. You get to see a lot of stuff you'd rather not see.

 
CatJumpJohn [TotalFark] 2008-07-22 09:50:06 AM  
ZachF81: I always wonder what these "forensic specialists" look like. Whose job is to look at naked pictures and decide how old the girls are?

Forensics specialists don't do that, they confirm that files were purposely downloaded and accessed, when they were accessed, the search strings used and sites visited to find those files, etc.

/I work with computer forensics experts, so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies.

 
FLMountainMan [TotalFark] 2008-07-22 09:51:10 AM  
AnnoyingKidNextDoor: Yikes, check out his ratings (new window)

To be fair, I think teaching at an all-girls college would get garner a wide array of responses from people. Also to be fair, his behavior in court shows he is an incredibly pompous ass and would be the type to keep kiddie porn on his work computer.

 
bunner 2008-07-22 09:52:59 AM  
CatJumpJohn:

Forensics specialists don't do that, they confirm that files were purposely downloaded and accessed, when they were accessed, the search strings used and sites visited to find those files, etc.

/I work with computer forensics experts, so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies.


Metadata farmers.

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2008-07-22 09:54:51 AM  
AlaricD: They oughta arrest the forensic specialist for viewing child pornography.

But then they would have to be hired back to look at their own evidence to determine if it's child porn.

"Nope, she's 18."

"Damn! There goes our case!"

 
feckingmorons [TotalFark] 2008-07-22 09:56:27 AM  
ZachF81: He seems like a douche.

"Police confiscated the computer, and a forensics specialist employed by the city analyzed the images, said Klein, who would not discuss them in detail."

I always wonder what these "forensic specialists" look like. Whose job is to look at naked pictures and decide how old the girls are?


Sometimes they are pediatricians, and sometimes nurse practitioners ....well they examine the images and using age markers they can provide an opinion that can be entered in court (expert witnesses) . If you are interested in a basic understanding of these markers look up the Tanner Scale.

/ hate child molesters
//want them dead
///child pron viewers too

 
Elsinore [TotalFark] 2008-07-22 10:04:39 AM  
Well now wait a sec. A student found the child porn on a "campus desktop computer." It doesn't even say it was the professor's personal workstation, but if it was and students had access to it, wouldn't it be plausible that some disgruntled student planted the child porn? I mean, it's certainly possible this professor is that monumentally stupid to leave his child porn on student-accessible computers, but how likely is that? (Yeah yeah, more likely than you'd think). Regardless, the reporter apparently didn't even bother to get a statement form the professor...not even a "When reached, Blackwell had no comment". But there were statements from everyone else involved. If he's guilty he can rot in prison for all I care, but it doesn't sound like we're getting very unbiased reporting, here...

 
Firemarshalbill 2008-07-22 10:07:33 AM  
whizbangthedirtfarmer: Subby here. What's really funny is if you run a search on his name, this comment appears on a message board...

"GoldenBlind221
07-12-04, 07:36 AM
I wanted to bang my college child psych professor. He was the only hot thing in that damn town.

Dr Chadwick Blackwell :love"

MBC girls, though, aren't known for looks or taste.


It's classy he's a child psychologist too.

 
xen271 2008-07-22 10:07:42 AM  
Asako: I think they still need to prove that he actually downloaded the images, how do we know somebody didn't just put them there?

My thoughts exactly. As a former Unix admin, I had plenty of opportunities to frame someone.

 
yetti 2008-07-22 10:17:20 AM  
Hey VA Farkers,

I've got friends in the area and have always wanted to get an independent opinion of a couple of places:

Berryville
Middleburg
Winchester
Ashburn

Just an adjective or two for each is fine. If you happen to know Chicago and can provide comparison areas, even better. Sorry about the threadjack but don't get much Shenandoah Valley chatter.

 
crazytrpr 2008-07-22 10:17:35 AM  
ypsifly: I like how universities move so quickly to tell the cops when something goes wrong on campus. Eastern Michigan tried to cover up a murder a couple years after I graduated.

Universities are very sensitive to public perception and hoopla. Especially to parents now sending their precious now "adult" snowflakes too college.

 
DrZiffle 2008-07-22 10:20:55 AM  
yetti: Hey VA Farkers,
I've got friends in the area and have always wanted to get an independent opinion of a couple of places:
Berryville
Middleburg
Winchester
Ashburn
Just an adjective or two for each is fine. If you happen to know Chicago and can provide comparison areas, even better. Sorry about the threadjack but don't get much Shenandoah Valley chatter.


Berryville and Middleburg--Hunt country
Winchester--apple country
Ashburn--coont country

 
iniquity2000 2008-07-22 10:21:54 AM  
Quote from 2005 about him on Ratemyteacher.com

"He needs a meeting with sexual harrassment panda. He is full of himself and nothing else but crap. All he seems to do is talk about his son and how great he is. He also enjoys talking about sex and has a ****ed gleam in his eyes as they scan the room looking for potentail victims."

/Sexual Harassment Panda

 
yetti 2008-07-22 10:23:27 AM  
Thanks Doc

 
puckhead 2008-07-22 10:23:30 AM  
KatjaMouse: //I'll ask my cousin who goes to that school if she knows this guy
///she looks 16 but is 22


pics?

/c'mon, you know someone had to.

 
Forced Perspective [TotalFark] 2008-07-22 10:26:23 AM  
AnnoyingKidNextDoor: Yikes, check out his ratings (new window)

I'm more worried about the alleged literacy of the raters.

In one word: Pig. Made lustful comments throughout class to me and others. Explained nothing, and talked more about himself than psychology. I've yet to find another professor so lude.

I presume 'lewd' was meant, but I guess it could be 'rude'.

whatever, i LOVED his class, he was hysterical. he looks like einstein and i thinmk he teaches well. sort of. ok well not really, but at least his classes were really fun. and not too hard. minus the 2nd test. whatever, i liked him

Another one:

GROSS! How can anyone think he is hot? He's just arragant and creepy. His class was easy, but I got really sick of hearing all of his little stories and hearing him analyze himself incorrectly.

And finally:

He is ummmm not hot. but hes cool. i like the class i guess. he wont stop talking to me. should i be scared?

WTF? Fail.

 
Morton_toes 2008-07-22 10:27:34 AM  
Police procure PC of pompous pedo professor peeking at porn.

 
feckingmorons [TotalFark] 2008-07-22 10:29:56 AM  
Forced Perspective: AnnoyingKidNextDoor: Yikes, check out his ratings (new window)

I'm more worried about the alleged literacy of the raters.

In one word: Pig. Made lustful comments throughout class to me and others. Explained nothing, and talked more about himself than psychology. I've yet to find another professor so lude.

I presume 'lewd' was meant, but I guess it could be 'rude'.

whatever, i LOVED his class, he was hysterical. he looks like einstein and i thinmk he teaches well. sort of. ok well not really, but at least his classes were really fun. and not too hard. minus the 2nd test. whatever, i liked him

Another one:

GROSS! How can anyone think he is hot? He's just arragant and creepy. His class was easy, but I got really sick of hearing all of his little stories and hearing him analyze himself incorrectly.

And finally:

He is ummmm not hot. but hes cool. i like the class i guess. he wont stop talking to me. should i be scared?

WTF? Fail.


I would love a lude. I miss them, they were great. If the old lady was giving me a hard time one or the other got a lude, and then the problem was solved 20 minutes later.

You damn kids don't know good drugs. Ludes win hands down.

 
crazytrpr 2008-07-22 10:30:29 AM  
Asako: I think they still need to prove that he actually downloaded the images, how do we know somebody didn't just put them there?

It possible, you usually look for other indicators, firewall logs, security logs on the workstation, they'll check his home and his home computer. If this guy is guilty there will be additional evidence that some images on the work computer.

If the schools security was so weak as to not have audit logs on firewalls and workstations then may walk if they can't find other evidence. Depends on the jury.

This guy is an a$$hat, A$$hats tend to have vices so he may have done it. Now a$$hats tend to piss people off as well so he could have been set up

For all of you out there, here is a helpful hint: lock your workstation when you get up. You don't want to have to depend on a jury ;o)

 
emocomputerjock [TotalFark] 2008-07-22 10:32:21 AM  
DrZiffle: yetti: Hey VA Farkers,
I've got friends in the area and have always wanted to get an independent opinion of a couple of places:
Berryville
Middleburg
Winchester
Ashburn
Just an adjective or two for each is fine. If you happen to know Chicago and can provide comparison areas, even better. Sorry about the threadjack but don't get much Shenandoah Valley chatter.

Berryville and Middleburg--Hunt country
Winchester--apple country
Ashburn--coont country


I'll relate the following Ashburn story:

When I first came to VA, I didn't have a place to stay - so I ended up at my bosses house, which had 9 rooms. I was getting gas in my car, and there was a 16 year old driving a yellow Lexus in the gas station with me. I was 19 and driving a 6 year old VW. I haven't been back to Ashburn since I got my own place.

 
halfof33 2008-07-22 10:34:58 AM  
xen271 As a former Unix admin, I had plenty of opportunities to frame someone.

You getting a kick out of these replies?


 
Old_Chief_Scott [TotalFark] 2008-07-22 10:36:55 AM  
Elsinore: Well now wait a sec. A student found the child porn on a "campus desktop computer." It doesn't even say it was the professor's personal workstation, but if it was and students had access to it, wouldn't it be plausible that some disgruntled student planted the child porn? I mean, it's certainly possible this professor is that monumentally stupid to leave his child porn on student-accessible computers, but how likely is that? (Yeah yeah, more likely than you'd think). Regardless, the reporter apparently didn't even bother to get a statement form the professor...not even a "When reached, Blackwell had no comment". But there were statements from everyone else involved. If he's guilty he can rot in prison for all I care, but it doesn't sound like we're getting very unbiased reporting, here...

Given that this douche has already resigned, I don't think your defense model will come into play. He comes across as one of those overbearing types that, when faced with the facts, folds completely.

I was on a jury once (I know, I know, but they didn't even ask me any questions during the selection process) and we had this college professor that developed his very own case model for the arresting officer. I don't know where he came up with some of his shiat, because it certainly wasn't presented in court. Between him and the born-again-recovered-alcoholic, we ended up unable to reach a verdict in the case. Thanks for the tremendous waste of my time, boys! Save us all a lot of time and effort next time by admitting to the judge that you are a lunatic and should be dismissed, OK?

 
Magorn 2008-07-22 10:42:50 AM  
yetti: Hey VA Farkers,

I've got friends in the area and have always wanted to get an independent opinion of a couple of places:

Berryville
Middleburg
Winchester
Ashburn

Just an adjective or two for each is fine. If you happen to know Chicago and can provide comparison areas, even better. Sorry about the threadjack but don't get much Shenandoah Valley chatter.


Having lived in Chicago (north side) and now living in Leesburg, I'm uniquely quaulified to help your thread jack

Berryville- Rural (that getting into REAL Va, in otherwords the poor farming, and conservative part of the state.

Middleburg- Rich, not Upper middle class but Horse Country Rich (or North Shore Evanston Rich) (in some places the minimum Zoning is 50 acres per house). Robert Duvall owns a house there and routinely holds BBQ/Tango nights at his barn. Downtown is charming but pricey not too far from NOVA and suburban civilization.

Winchester: quaint medium sized town in Rural Va (think Sycamore Ill)

Ashburn: Pricey DC exurb, (my brother lives there), pure Suburban housing development and strip mall, nice place, but housing prices skyrocketed during the boom , roughly doubling in 5 years.

I'd Stronly recommend Leesburg as another choice given the geography of where you appear to be looking.

Shoot an e-mail to my username at Yahoo and I'll discuss it more with you

 
techmom [TotalFark] 2008-07-22 10:44:33 AM  
xen271: Asako: I think they still need to prove that he actually downloaded the images, how do we know somebody didn't just put them there?

My thoughts exactly. As a former Unix admin, I had plenty of opportunities to frame someone.


On our university general-access PCs, we run an app called DeepFreeze; it locks the hard drive contents and allows it to wipe any changes after a reboot. Load on chat apps, spyware, or the vilest child-porn imaginable, and it's all pristine after rebooting.

If you just log out, though, instead of rebooting... the browser cache, activity logs etc. are still there. Including whether a file arrived in the cache before or after the good professor logged out. Once the local data was compared to network activity logs... it would be obvious that the student couldn't have done a frame-job.

I'm pretty sure they've got him dead-to-rights.

 
TripSixes 2008-07-22 10:56:37 AM  
If he's as much of a pompous douche as it seems he is, he's the perfect target for a setup.

 
techmom [TotalFark] 2008-07-22 10:58:34 AM  
TripSixes: If he's as much of a pompous douche as it seems he is, he's the perfect target for then he doesn't require a setup.

FTFY; he probably thought he was being clever by using a public-access computer.

 
howdyyall9999 2008-07-22 11:16:25 AM  
DrZiffle: yetti: Hey VA Farkers,
I've got friends in the area and have always wanted to get an independent opinion of a couple of places:
Berryville
Middleburg
Winchester
Ashburn
Just an adjective or two for each is fine. If you happen to know Chicago and can provide comparison areas, even better. Sorry about the threadjack but don't get much Shenandoah Valley chatter.

Berryville and Middleburg--Hunt country
Winchester--apple country
Ashburn--coont country


Yup.. that pretty much covers it...

 
rufus-t-firefly [TotalFark] 2008-07-22 11:19:06 AM  
AnnoyingKidNextDoor: Yikes, check out his ratings (new window)

I'm guessing a Farker has already made an appearance.

Comment dated 7/22/08

"Mr. Blackwell was really helpful to me. I graduated from high school early at the age of 13, and needless to say, I was pretty worried about being the youngest person at the school. He really took an interest in my special circumstances and helped me adjust to college life. He is the most knowledgeable and mature man I have ever met."


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