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Some are disappointed after cops bust a strip clup that let you have sex with porn stars, offered cocaine, and a provided a free cold-cuts buffet. "It was f- - -ing awesome" (185)Clicked 29156 times; posted to Main on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 at 10:43 PM
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but who wants coldcuts after a few lines of blow?
I recommend avoiding buffets at strip clubs, but not necessarily strip clubs that HAVE buffets
I recommend avoiding buffets at strip clubs, but not necessarily strip clubs that HAVE buffets
Damn.
See what happens when you don't properly screen your clients?
Weaver95: See what happens when you don't properly screen bribe your clients local police?
FTFY. Somebody didn't pay his protection money.
FTFY. Somebody didn't pay his protection money.
free cold-cuts buffet
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS!?!?
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS!?!?
There is a strip club near me that offers free sushi during happy hour.
Who the fark eats food from a strip club.
Zulgaines: Who the fark eats food from a strip club.
Pacman Jones comes to mind.
Pacman Jones comes to mind.
Everything the body needs.
Leave Big Lou alone!!!
Zulgaines: Who the fark eats food from a strip club.
I don't even go to strip clubs. But I would have gone to THIS one!
I don't even go to strip clubs. But I would have gone to THIS one!
Broadcastdave: There is a strip club near me that offers free sushi during happy hour.
Hotlinked for your pleasure.
Hotlinked for your pleasure.
Zulgaines: Who the fark eats food from a strip club.
Not even the roast beef sandwiches?
Not even the roast beef sandwiches?
Broadcastdave There is a strip club near me that offers free sushi during happy hour.
Just a friendly reminder never to eat fish that actually smells fishy. 'Cause you know that shiat ain't fresh.
Mmm.
/the more you know
Just a friendly reminder never to eat fish that actually smells fishy. 'Cause you know that shiat ain't fresh.
Mmm.
/the more you know
I would like to try this new venue called a "strip clup" - is it anything like a strip club?
Thank God these brave men and women are keeping us safe!
yeah, saw this in the paper.
"clients were paying up to 5K, and it WASNT for lap dances"
"clients were paying up to 5K, and it WASNT for lap dances"
Judging by that headline, looks like subby has partaken in at least one of those vices.
/don't understand the attraction of strip clubs, outside of 21st birthdays and bachelor(ette) parties.
/don't understand the attraction of strip clubs, outside of 21st birthdays and bachelor(ette) parties.
Broadcastdave: There is a strip club near me that offers free sushi during happy hour.
To mask the fish-smell-that-isn't-fish with the real thing. Diabolically clever.
To mask the fish-smell-that-isn't-fish with the real thing. Diabolically clever.
Zulgaines: Who the fark eats food from a strip club.
Are you that hungry!?.
Anyways, before going at strip clubs I always thought that the strippers would look like this:
But the truth is, well, half right.
/There's a strip club near my house that the girls look like that
//But they work in the weekends
///Oh, and that's a mexican soap opera actress, BTW
Are you that hungry!?.
Anyways, before going at strip clubs I always thought that the strippers would look like this:
But the truth is, well, half right.
/There's a strip club near my house that the girls look like that
//But they work in the weekends
///Oh, and that's a mexican soap opera actress, BTW
Zulgaines: Who the fark eats food from a strip club.
There's one here with an actual restaurant in it.
There's one here with an actual restaurant in it.
moeriscus: /don't understand the attraction of strip clubs
What, you don't like paying for the privilege of getting blueballed by professional skanks? Sheesh, that's unAmerican!
What, you don't like paying for the privilege of getting blueballed by professional skanks? Sheesh, that's unAmerican!
You take Sally
I'll take Sue
Ain't no diff'rence
Between the two.....
I'll take Sue
Ain't no diff'rence
Between the two.....
Sex with two pornstars
And cocaine galore
NYC is a greenlighter's whore
And cocaine galore
NYC is a greenlighter's whore
Pasties and a G-string, beer and a shot
Portland through a shot glass in a Buffalo squeeze.
Portland through a shot glass in a Buffalo squeeze.
theorellior: moeriscus: /don't understand the attraction of strip clubs
What, you don't like paying for the privilege of getting blueballed by professional skanks? Sheesh, that's unAmerican!
Hmmmm. Someone is going to the WRONG "strip" clubs.
What, you don't like paying for the privilege of getting blueballed by professional skanks? Sheesh, that's unAmerican!
Hmmmm. Someone is going to the WRONG "strip" clubs.
The fairly upscale place next to the building where I work offers a lunch special and sure enough, I've seen groups of businessmen heading in there.
/Stay classy, Minneapolis
8 or more strip clubs downtown
/Stay classy, Minneapolis
8 or more strip clubs downtown
Why was this place busted? Should just tax it.
moeriscus: don't understand the attraction of strip clubs, outside of 21st birthdays and bachelor(ette) parties.
Subservient women that will do almost anything for money, jello wresting, amateur night and the music.
Subservient women that will do almost anything for money, jello wresting, amateur night and the music.
I can think of about 5 different ways to use derivations of "blow" to describe this place
Zulgaines
Who the fark eats food from a strip club.
One of the best hamburgers I've ever had was at a strip club in Louisville Ky. I have no idea why the cook/chef was working there, he should have been at a real restaurant.
Who the fark eats food from a strip club.
One of the best hamburgers I've ever had was at a strip club in Louisville Ky. I have no idea why the cook/chef was working there, he should have been at a real restaurant.
Zulgaines: Who the fark eats food from a strip club.
When I worked in Portland me and the guys would have lunch at nearby nudie bars. Usually it was burgers and fries, but once in a while I would get a steak, potato and salad for $6.50. It was always good. No one ever got sick.
Now an open cold cut buffet in a bordello? I don't think I'd be eating from that. Who knows where every ones hands have been.
When I worked in Portland me and the guys would have lunch at nearby nudie bars. Usually it was burgers and fries, but once in a while I would get a steak, potato and salad for $6.50. It was always good. No one ever got sick.
Now an open cold cut buffet in a bordello? I don't think I'd be eating from that. Who knows where every ones hands have been.
I'm sad that no one made a "pulling apart a ham and cheese sandwich" joke yet.
strip club in richmond, B.C. I used to frequent had the best damned club house sandwich in the universe. and the best entertainment. I've never seen a ping pong ball shoot so far in my life.
/many good lunches there
//too damned long ago
/many good lunches there
//too damned long ago
t farks: Zulgaines: Who the fark eats food from a strip club.
Pacman Jones comes to mind.
Pacman eats everything in his path.
Pacman Jones comes to mind.
Pacman eats everything in his path.
zenarche: Everything the body needs.
If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs.
If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs.
interesting concept, but sounds kinda expensive
robbiedo: Why was this place busted? Should just tax it.
You're not suggesting we should tax... The thingie.
You're not suggesting we should tax... The thingie.
Here's an article from The Stranger in Seattle that may be of interest. They sent their resturaunt critic to review the lunch buffett offered at a Seattle strip club.
We sat down. It was Panda Express day. I had so many questions. "So, I mean, when you have a boner, are you also hungry? That seems weird. Do you think this violates some sort of health code? Surely there are guidelines that regulate the acceptable proximity of bare buttholes to trays of kung pao chicken." I examined the bubbles in my Diet Coke as a series of girls pinched their nipples and wiggled slowly, half-heartedly, around the stage. There wasn't another soul in the place. If we hadn't been there, I realized with a lurch, they would not have been dancing at all. They would have been smoking, relaxing, chatting, drinking Diet Coke. "I feel like I should get an erection just to be polite," my friend muttered. A crowd of masturbating transients would have been preferable to this empty, dark room, all nipples pointed in my direction.
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We sat down. It was Panda Express day. I had so many questions. "So, I mean, when you have a boner, are you also hungry? That seems weird. Do you think this violates some sort of health code? Surely there are guidelines that regulate the acceptable proximity of bare buttholes to trays of kung pao chicken." I examined the bubbles in my Diet Coke as a series of girls pinched their nipples and wiggled slowly, half-heartedly, around the stage. There wasn't another soul in the place. If we hadn't been there, I realized with a lurch, they would not have been dancing at all. They would have been smoking, relaxing, chatting, drinking Diet Coke. "I feel like I should get an erection just to be polite," my friend muttered. A crowd of masturbating transients would have been preferable to this empty, dark room, all nipples pointed in my direction.
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Former customers, law-enforcement sources, court papers and the club's Web site paint a portrait of a swinging scene where customers could get anything from sandwiches to sex shows - some involving machines - to outright sex.
Am I supposed to be shocked by the "some involving machines" line? Cause it isn't doing anything for me.
/Been surfing the net since the 90s
Am I supposed to be shocked by the "some involving machines" line? Cause it isn't doing anything for me.
/Been surfing the net since the 90s
robbiedo: Why was this place busted? Should just tax it declare it a National Heritage Landmark.
Leave it to the police to destroy heaven on earth.
Leave it to the police to destroy heaven on earth.
One dancer called him "sleazy, disgusting and very unloyal" boss who often cajoled the girls into giving him freebies.
Quit yer whining, and get that raw oyster bar restocked!
Quit yer whining, and get that raw oyster bar restocked!
They had a buffet?! A COLD-CUTS BUFFET!!!!!? Damn you pigs!
Providence, RI is notorious for not prosecuting indoor prostitution (for some reason, only prostitution conducted outside is illegal, and the legislature has not been able to change that loophole). A place called Cheater's in Providence is basically a sex free for all from what I heard ...
So, you're going to this article about strippers and you get this picture of a hairlipped kid. Ewwww.
But, really. Who wants cold cuts when you're doing coke?
But, really. Who wants cold cuts when you're doing coke?
Cathedralmaster: Am I supposed to be shocked by the "some involving machines" line? Cause it isn't doing anything for me.
Something to remember: The New York Post is written for the same group of people who voted for Hillary Clinton or Joe Lieberman. You know, people who haven't seen their genitals in a few dozen years and who have never had sex, or at least never had an orgasm.
Something to remember: The New York Post is written for the same group of people who voted for Hillary Clinton or Joe Lieberman. You know, people who haven't seen their genitals in a few dozen years and who have never had sex, or at least never had an orgasm.
A popular brand of salsa (Austin Grand Prize Salsa, yeah it actually won the annual hot sauce comp) sold in all area supermarkets is made by the Yellow Rose strip club chef.
How dare someone do something they want to.
I agree with the "just tax it" comment.
/the hustler club in San Francisco has excellent food
/the hustler club in San Francisco has excellent food
But... but the free market?
/seriously
/seriously
robbiedo: Why was this place busted? Should just tax it.
No joke. Prohibition of any kind is never effective. If they just taxes the crap out of prostitutes and made them pay for a license that required an STD test, we'd be far better off.
/not that they can't fake a license, but it would still be safer
No joke. Prohibition of any kind is never effective. If they just taxes the crap out of prostitutes and made them pay for a license that required an STD test, we'd be far better off.
/not that they can't fake a license, but it would still be safer
I disagree with the "just tax it" people and agree with the "yay for the police" people. These kind of places shouldn't exist.
Mayah: I disagree with the "just tax it" people and agree with the "yay for the police" people. These kind of places shouldn't exist.
sluck604: But... but the free market?
/seriously
Bah, you "free-marketers" make me sick. Frikin weirdo!
/seriously
Bah, you "free-marketers" make me sick. Frikin weirdo!
Danger Avoid Death: robbiedo: Why was this place busted? Should just tax it declare it a National Heritage Landmark.
Leave it to the police to destroy heaven on earth.
Seriously, I challenge anyone to explain why anything there should be illegal.
Leave it to the police to destroy heaven on earth.
Seriously, I challenge anyone to explain why anything there should be illegal.
Broadcastdave: There is a strip club near me that offers free sushi during happy hour.
Free sushi at a strip club.
no thanks
Free sushi at a strip club.
no thanks
Jingoro: But, really. Who wants cold cuts when you're doing coke?
That's something I could never understand about people like Belushi, Farley ect . . . It pretty well reported that they both partook in as many eating binges as they did coke binges.
The few times I've used cocaine for any extended period of time the idea of taking food and actually putting it in my mouth was downright disgusting.
That's something I could never understand about people like Belushi, Farley ect . . . It pretty well reported that they both partook in as many eating binges as they did coke binges.
The few times I've used cocaine for any extended period of time the idea of taking food and actually putting it in my mouth was downright disgusting.
d976: I would like to try this new venue called a "strip clup" - is it anything like a strip club?
That's what happens when you take the hookers and blow out of a strip club.
That's what happens when you take the hookers and blow out of a strip club.
Express Train to Bonertown:Seriously, I challenge anyone to explain why anything there should be illegal.
If they had taped the sex, maybe sell it back to the customer as he left, I bet it would have probably only been a permit violation rather than prostitution.
If they had taped the sex, maybe sell it back to the customer as he left, I bet it would have probably only been a permit violation rather than prostitution.
Bean Lard Mulch: d976: I would like to try this new venue called a "strip clup" - is it anything like a strip club?
That's what happens when you take the hookers and blow out of a strip club.
Thought it was a prelude to a "two strippers, one clup" movie.
That's what happens when you take the hookers and blow out of a strip club.
Thought it was a prelude to a "two strippers, one clup" movie.
Bean Lard Mulch: d976: I would like to try this new venue called a "strip clup" - is it anything like a strip club?
That's what happens when you take the hookers and blow out of a strip club.
They took the boobs and alcohol out of mine. Used to be crack and
2-girl shows, now flashes of nip from underneath a bra-top. Who even knew they still made pasties?
That's what happens when you take the hookers and blow out of a strip club.
They took the boobs and alcohol out of mine. Used to be crack and
2-girl shows, now flashes of nip from underneath a bra-top. Who even knew they still made pasties?
god I hope that was real mayo with my sammich
Express Train to Bonertown: Danger Avoid Death: robbiedo: Why was this place busted? Should just tax it declare it a National Heritage Landmark.
Leave it to the police to destroy heaven on earth.
Seriously, I challenge anyone to explain why anything there should be illegal.
I understand it offends the puritans, but I like offending puritans.
H.L. Mencken defined a puritan as "A person who lives in abject fear that someone, somewhere, might be having a good time."
Leave it to the police to destroy heaven on earth.
Seriously, I challenge anyone to explain why anything there should be illegal.
I understand it offends the puritans, but I like offending puritans.
H.L. Mencken defined a puritan as "A person who lives in abject fear that someone, somewhere, might be having a good time."
I met Barbara Dare at a strip club, but I don't think she was into men at that time...
Mayah: I disagree with the "just tax it" people and agree with the "yay for the police" people. These kind of places shouldn't exist.
"Selling is Legal,farking is Legal, So why is Selling farking illegal?" - George Carlin
pwhp_67: I met Barbara Dare at a strip club, but I don't think she was into men at that time...
I don't think she's into much of anything these days, unless it's "the ground".
I don't think she's into much of anything these days, unless it's "the ground".
Danger Avoid Death: I don't think she's into much of anything these days, unless it's "the ground".
What? Seriously?
What? Seriously?
BiffWebster: Mayah: I disagree with the "just tax it" people and agree with the "yay for the police" people. These kind of places shouldn't exist.
man, do i hate friday....i swear, you dont get any more square than dragnet.
harry morgans character was ok but friday always made me wanna kick him in the teeth.
man, do i hate friday....i swear, you dont get any more square than dragnet.
harry morgans character was ok but friday always made me wanna kick him in the teeth.
H_is_for_Heretic: They took the boobs and alcohol out of mine.
Customer or employee?
Customer or employee?
I'm surprised that Howard Stern wasn't lead out in handcuffs from the place....
pboyd04: "Selling is Legal,farking is Legal, So why is Selling farking illegal?" - George Carlin
"cuz y'alls dont live here in berlin where a date with a whore is easier than a walk to the corner store" - me
"cuz y'alls dont live here in berlin where a date with a whore is easier than a walk to the corner store" - me
hdhale: I'm surprised that Howard Stern wasn't lead out in handcuffs from the place....
there was a reason for that....it had something to do with acorns.
there was a reason for that....it had something to do with acorns.
FuturePastNow: H_is_for_Heretic: They took the boobs and alcohol out of mine.
Customer or employee?
Since we're all dressed the same now anyway I suppose it doesn't matter.
Customer or employee?
Since we're all dressed the same now anyway I suppose it doesn't matter.
Mayah: I disagree with the "just tax it" people and agree with the "yay for the police" people. These kind of places shouldn't exist.
Waste of time to try and regulate human nature. An even more waste of time is attempting to punish those for doing things you might think are wrong.
You do not get to set the compass on what should and not exist
Waste of time to try and regulate human nature. An even more waste of time is attempting to punish those for doing things you might think are wrong.
You do not get to set the compass on what should and not exist
it sucks. im ruined for strip clubs for life.
i was at one similar to this one, and this hot blond was sent over to give me a lap dance, the whole time im thinking'"she looks familiar"; then it hit me, "oh crap, she looks like my daughter!".
last time i've ever gone to one..
damn kids, screw up everything good....
i was at one similar to this one, and this hot blond was sent over to give me a lap dance, the whole time im thinking'"she looks familiar"; then it hit me, "oh crap, she looks like my daughter!".
last time i've ever gone to one..
damn kids, screw up everything good....
You could close down Moe's or the Kwik-e-Mart and nobody would care
But the heart and soul of Springfield is
Our Maisson Derriere
We're the sauce on your steak
We're the cheese in your cake
We put the spring in Springfield
We're the lace on your nightgown
The point after touchdown
Yes we put the spring in Springfield
We're that little extra spice that makes existence extra nice
A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price
But the heart and soul of Springfield is
Our Maisson Derriere
We're the sauce on your steak
We're the cheese in your cake
We put the spring in Springfield
We're the lace on your nightgown
The point after touchdown
Yes we put the spring in Springfield
We're that little extra spice that makes existence extra nice
A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price
pwhp_67:I met Barbara Dare at a strip club, but I don't think she was into men at that time...
Might want to flag that pic NSFW next time ya post it.
\work 3'rd shift they don't bother monitoring me anymore.
Might want to flag that pic NSFW next time ya post it.
\work 3'rd shift they don't bother monitoring me anymore.
Damn, that place sounds awesome.
I will never understand the concept where two adults can agree to have sex with each other (mostly likely where the woman negotiated dinner & a movie or a nice piece of jewelry) and that's perfectly legal, but when two adults agree to have sex with each other (and the woman wants cash instead of dinner/movie/jewelry) that's illegal.
/farking Puritans
//Sex between consenting adults is PRIVATE
///Why do so many people care what the fark people are doing in PRIVATE?
/farking Puritans
//Sex between consenting adults is PRIVATE
///Why do so many people care what the fark people are doing in PRIVATE?
That really sounded like a decent place to spend some time.
lonewolfzenarche: Everything the body needs.
If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs.
Approves:
If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs.
Approves:
skinink
I'm from Providence, so I'm getting a kick out of your reply.
Providence = Hamburg of the East Coast
/skanks FTW
I'm from Providence, so I'm getting a kick out of your reply.
Providence = Hamburg of the East Coast
/skanks FTW
Mad_Radhu: Here's an article from The Stranger in Seattle that may be of interest. They sent their resturaunt critic to review the lunch buffett offered at a Seattle strip club.
The writer of that article is an friend of mine. I'll have to let her know she's famous
The writer of that article is an friend of mine. I'll have to let her know she's famous
Don't regulate and tax it, stamp it out quick before somebody has a good time!
zenarche: lonewolfzenarche: Everything the body needs.
If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs.
Approves:
Shut up, Mouse.
If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs.
Approves:
Shut up, Mouse.
dylanthomas: /Stay classy, Minneapolis
8 or more strip clubs downtown
I introduce my out of town friends to it as the porn district as we get off the train. One of then appears to offer bingo according to the signs out front.
8 or more strip clubs downtown
I introduce my out of town friends to it as the porn district as we get off the train. One of then appears to offer bingo according to the signs out front.
studebaker hoch: Don't regulate and tax it, stamp it out quick before somebody has a good time!
Seriously. Consenting adults. No one being harmed, society not effected.
Seriously. Consenting adults. No one being harmed, society not effected.
Zulgaines: Who the fark eats food from a strip club.
i still love how any women who gets naked on camera is now considered a "porn star." hey, tera patrick is a porn star, okay? jenna jameson is a porn star. taylor rain is a porn star. i can guarantee that the lowlifes visiting that place were not paying 5-grand to have sex with them. they were paying 5-grand to have sex with some stripper skanks, not porn stars.
What the fark is wrong with east-coasters? Five grand for a threesome? Elliot Spitzer paying $3000 grand to romp with a chick who we've since found out to be not-so-hot? Are you effin' kidding me???
Seriously--save your money, come to Vegas. Any random walk through the Bellagio, Mirage, Venetian, or the Wynn and you will find not only hookers that are much hotter than the ones who make the Smoking Gun mugshot pages, but they'll only charge about $300 or so for an hour of your time.
/so I've heard
//still illegal here
///we've got a deep farm system with all the tramps from OC, though
Seriously--save your money, come to Vegas. Any random walk through the Bellagio, Mirage, Venetian, or the Wynn and you will find not only hookers that are much hotter than the ones who make the Smoking Gun mugshot pages, but they'll only charge about $300 or so for an hour of your time.
/so I've heard
//still illegal here
///we've got a deep farm system with all the tramps from OC, though
lonewolf: zenarche: lonewolfzenarche: Everything the body needs.
If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs.
Approves:
Shut up, Mouse.
So, what did you think of her?
If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs.
Approves:
Shut up, Mouse.
So, what did you think of her?
I'm cool with everything but the cold cuts. Damn...
zenarche: lonewolf: zenarche: lonewolfzenarche: Everything the body needs.
If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs.
Approves:
Shut up, Mouse.
So, what did you think of her?
To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human.
For some damn reason she tasted like chicken. Cant explain it and I am not sure who I should blame for that..
If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs.
Approves:
Shut up, Mouse.
So, what did you think of her?
To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human.
For some damn reason she tasted like chicken. Cant explain it and I am not sure who I should blame for that..
pwhp_67: Danger Avoid Death: I don't think she's into much of anything these days, unless it's "the ground".
What? Seriously?
After much Googling, I can say that my reports of her death were greatly exaggerated.
What? Seriously?
After much Googling, I can say that my reports of her death were greatly exaggerated.
Loren: Zulgaines: Who the fark eats food from a strip club.
There's one here with an actual restaurant in it.
Dude, you're in Vegas. There's probably a strip club there with an Internet cafe in it.
Dallas has places like The Lodge. Awesome food, the wife and I have been there a couple of times just for the restaurant.
There's one here with an actual restaurant in it.
Dude, you're in Vegas. There's probably a strip club there with an Internet cafe in it.
Dallas has places like The Lodge. Awesome food, the wife and I have been there a couple of times just for the restaurant.
lonewolf: zenarche: lonewolf: zenarche: lonewolfzenarche: Everything the body needs.
If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs.
Approves:
Shut up, Mouse.
So, what did you think of her?
To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human.
For some damn reason she tasted like chicken. Cant explain it and I am not sure who I should blame for that..
You would have thought that she would have tasted like Tasty Wheat.
Maybe they couldn't figure out what to make poon taste like, which is why poon tastes like everything.
If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs.
Approves:
Shut up, Mouse.
So, what did you think of her?
To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human.
For some damn reason she tasted like chicken. Cant explain it and I am not sure who I should blame for that..
You would have thought that she would have tasted like Tasty Wheat.
Maybe they couldn't figure out what to make poon taste like, which is why poon tastes like everything.
zenarche: lonewolf: zenarche: lonewolf: zenarche: lonewolfzenarche: Everything the body needs.
If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs.
Approves:
Shut up, Mouse.
So, what did you think of her?
To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human.
For some damn reason she tasted like chicken. Cant explain it and I am not sure who I should blame for that..
You would have thought that she would have tasted like Tasty Wheat.
Maybe they couldn't figure out what to make poon taste like, which is why poon tastes like everything.
Bravo! Bravo!
/Why's this bologna slimy?
If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs.
Approves:
Shut up, Mouse.
So, what did you think of her?
To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human.
For some damn reason she tasted like chicken. Cant explain it and I am not sure who I should blame for that..
You would have thought that she would have tasted like Tasty Wheat.
Maybe they couldn't figure out what to make poon taste like, which is why poon tastes like everything.
Bravo! Bravo!
/Why's this bologna slimy?
Mad_Radhu
That shiat was brilliant..thank you!
Serious.
That shiat was brilliant..thank you!
Serious.
Meh, Quebec had(s)? places that offer prime rib and quality beer along with some of the globes hottest gals (all trying to get through post secondary educations strangely enough) about every 500 meters.
I no longer frequent such houses of gentlemanly reflection, but I used to balance the guff that came with a Quebec TD (TDY) with the expectation of very good lunches/dinners and some fine companionship during my 20's...
I no longer frequent such houses of gentlemanly reflection, but I used to balance the guff that came with a Quebec TD (TDY) with the expectation of very good lunches/dinners and some fine companionship during my 20's...
HurricaneMikey: What the fark is wrong with east-coasters? Five grand for a threesome? Elliot Spitzer paying $3000 grand to romp with a chick who we've since found out to be not-so-hot? Are you effin' kidding me???
Seriously--save your money, come to Vegas. Any random walk through the Bellagio, Mirage, Venetian, or the Wynn and you will find not only hookers that are much hotter than the ones who make the Smoking Gun mugshot pages, but they'll only charge about $300 or so for an hour of your time.
/so I've heard
//still illegal here
///we've got a deep farm system with all the tramps from OC, though
I visited Vegas a couple years back. Hell, there are literally hundreds of folks scattered throughout the streets who will hand you cards and flyers for "escort" services. You're paying for their time, but everyone knows what they're truly offering. It got so much that I started trying to weave and avoid these people on the sidewalks and I still had them shoved in my face.
/Didn't utilize them
//Only a little regretful
Seriously--save your money, come to Vegas. Any random walk through the Bellagio, Mirage, Venetian, or the Wynn and you will find not only hookers that are much hotter than the ones who make the Smoking Gun mugshot pages, but they'll only charge about $300 or so for an hour of your time.
/so I've heard
//still illegal here
///we've got a deep farm system with all the tramps from OC, though
I visited Vegas a couple years back. Hell, there are literally hundreds of folks scattered throughout the streets who will hand you cards and flyers for "escort" services. You're paying for their time, but everyone knows what they're truly offering. It got so much that I started trying to weave and avoid these people on the sidewalks and I still had them shoved in my face.
/Didn't utilize them
//Only a little regretful
But was there sex in the champagne room?
Benevolent Misanthrope: robbiedo: Why was this place busted? Should just tax it.
No joke. Prohibition of any kind is never effective. If they just taxes the crap out of prostitutes and made them pay for a license that required an STD test, we'd be far better off.
/not that they can't fake a license, but it would still be safer
When I was in Australia I found out the city/state send the doctors/inspectors out to the brothels and other licensed places to make sure that everyone is tested and that the place is clean,well run etc.
Why this can't be done in the US is ridiculous.. Of course it would mean putting Farkers in all the positions of power (maybe NOT such a good idea)
No joke. Prohibition of any kind is never effective. If they just taxes the crap out of prostitutes and made them pay for a license that required an STD test, we'd be far better off.
/not that they can't fake a license, but it would still be safer
When I was in Australia I found out the city/state send the doctors/inspectors out to the brothels and other licensed places to make sure that everyone is tested and that the place is clean,well run etc.
Why this can't be done in the US is ridiculous.. Of course it would mean putting Farkers in all the positions of power (maybe NOT such a good idea)
HurricaneMikey: ///we've got a deep farm system with all the tramps from OC, though
Just so you know, I'm stealing that expression.
Just so you know, I'm stealing that expression.
AirCav: zenarche: lonewolf: zenarche: lonewolf: zenarche: lonewolfzenarche: Everything the body needs.
If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs.
Approves:
Shut up, Mouse.
So, what did you think of her?
To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human.
For some damn reason she tasted like chicken. Cant explain it and I am not sure who I should blame for that..
You would have thought that she would have tasted like Tasty Wheat.
Maybe they couldn't figure out what to make poon taste like, which is why poon tastes like everything.
Bravo! Bravo!
/Why's this bologna slimy?
Digital pimp, hard at work. ;)
(And with that, to bed with me. Adieu, adieu.)
/Then you'll see that it is not the bologna that slimes, it is only yourself.
If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs.
Approves:
Shut up, Mouse.
So, what did you think of her?
To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human.
For some damn reason she tasted like chicken. Cant explain it and I am not sure who I should blame for that..
You would have thought that she would have tasted like Tasty Wheat.
Maybe they couldn't figure out what to make poon taste like, which is why poon tastes like everything.
Bravo! Bravo!
/Why's this bologna slimy?
Digital pimp, hard at work. ;)
(And with that, to bed with me. Adieu, adieu.)
/Then you'll see that it is not the bologna that slimes, it is only yourself.
I don't know about a buffet, but here in San Francisco the Mitchell Bros. Theater is better known as "The Petting Zoo". It's a little different than your regular strip joint.
robbiedo: Why was this place busted? Should just tax it.
tax it? The government doesn't need further stupid ideas.
/sounds like you've done one line too many.
tax it? The government doesn't need further stupid ideas.
/sounds like you've done one line too many.
achtungpv: A popular brand of salsa (Austin Grand Prize Salsa, yeah it actually won the annual hot sauce comp) sold in all area supermarkets is made by the Yellow Rose strip club chef.
"What's in that secret sauce, anyway?"
"What's in that secret sauce, anyway?"
Sex with porn stars? Not interested.
Cocaine? No thanks.
But a FREE Cold Cuts Buffet? Damn straight and sign me up yesterday. For that kinda money you could get Boar's Head too.
/mmmmm, Boar's Head.
//anyone have real pics of the buffet?
Cocaine? No thanks.
But a FREE Cold Cuts Buffet? Damn straight and sign me up yesterday. For that kinda money you could get Boar's Head too.
/mmmmm, Boar's Head.
//anyone have real pics of the buffet?
Gothmolly: skinink
I'm from Providence, so I'm getting a kick out of your reply.
Providence = LEGS AND EGGS AT THE FOXLADY
I miss those days
I'm from Providence, so I'm getting a kick out of your reply.
Providence = LEGS AND EGGS AT THE FOXLADY
I miss those days
AirCav: zenarche: lonewolf: zenarche: lonewolf: zenarche: lonewolfzenarche: Everything the body needs.
If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs.
Approves:
Shut up, Mouse.
So, what did you think of her?
To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human.
For some damn reason she tasted like chicken. Cant explain it and I am not sure who I should blame for that..
You would have thought that she would have tasted like Tasty Wheat.
Maybe they couldn't figure out what to make poon taste like, which is why poon tastes like everything.
Bravo! Bravo!
/Why's this bologna slimy?
Yeah, or a bowl of snot. "Breakfast of Champions."
Poon does taste like everything though thats for sure. I was pointing out that sometimes you get chicken. Tasty Wheat comes in at a distant second.
If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs.
Approves:
Shut up, Mouse.
So, what did you think of her?
To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human.
For some damn reason she tasted like chicken. Cant explain it and I am not sure who I should blame for that..
You would have thought that she would have tasted like Tasty Wheat.
Maybe they couldn't figure out what to make poon taste like, which is why poon tastes like everything.
Bravo! Bravo!
/Why's this bologna slimy?
Yeah, or a bowl of snot. "Breakfast of Champions."
Poon does taste like everything though thats for sure. I was pointing out that sometimes you get chicken. Tasty Wheat comes in at a distant second.
cretinbob: Slackers...here's the very unsafe for work and wives website (new window)
In case anyone interested can't see, the pictures section has these precious little descriptions of the girls:
Davida - 29, 5'3", 34C-24-32, Blue Eyes, Blonde Hair,
Porn Star, Professional Nude Art Model
Sophie - 23, 5'7", 120lbs, curly brunette, hedonist
Katie - 23, 5'7", 118 lbs., All-American natural blonde
Rei - 24, 5'7", 112 lbs., Japanese, Professional Modern Dancer
Serene - 19, 5'3", 120 lbs, 34DD (natural), College Student, Italian
Kiera - 29, Petite, Blonde, Graduate Student
Autumn (Nicole) - 19, 5'10", 120 lbs., natural C cup, Student, Model
Natasha - 23, 5'6", 120 lbs., natural blonde, Russian temptress
Mandy - 22, Brunette, tall, natural D cups, sweet and nasty
Roxanna - 19, Blonde, Blue Eyes, Russian
Lola -21 lean brunette, Ukrainian, college student
Victoria -29 sandy natural blonde, blue eyes, Polish nurse
In case anyone interested can't see, the pictures section has these precious little descriptions of the girls:
Davida - 29, 5'3", 34C-24-32, Blue Eyes, Blonde Hair,
Porn Star, Professional Nude Art Model
Sophie - 23, 5'7", 120lbs, curly brunette, hedonist
Katie - 23, 5'7", 118 lbs., All-American natural blonde
Rei - 24, 5'7", 112 lbs., Japanese, Professional Modern Dancer
Serene - 19, 5'3", 120 lbs, 34DD (natural), College Student, Italian
Kiera - 29, Petite, Blonde, Graduate Student
Autumn (Nicole) - 19, 5'10", 120 lbs., natural C cup, Student, Model
Natasha - 23, 5'6", 120 lbs., natural blonde, Russian temptress
Mandy - 22, Brunette, tall, natural D cups, sweet and nasty
Roxanna - 19, Blonde, Blue Eyes, Russian
Lola -21 lean brunette, Ukrainian, college student
Victoria -29 sandy natural blonde, blue eyes, Polish nurse
I was at a bachelor party in Houston and watched a guy get blown by two strippers. I believe it was called "Treasures."
Basically all the ultra hot white chicks just rubbed you a ton, but the mexican girls and the eastern european ones would give blow-jobs and hand jobs.
I like clean girls who can convince me they aren't total whores, so it wasn't my thing, but it was sure interesting to watch.
BTW, the guy who got the blowjob? Someone casually implied to the girls he sold drugs.
Basically all the ultra hot white chicks just rubbed you a ton, but the mexican girls and the eastern european ones would give blow-jobs and hand jobs.
I like clean girls who can convince me they aren't total whores, so it wasn't my thing, but it was sure interesting to watch.
BTW, the guy who got the blowjob? Someone casually implied to the girls he sold drugs.
I and my "crew" used to go to a strip club every Thursday afternoon after work. The attraction was a 16 oz. T-bone steak, baked potato and tossed salad for $3.50. The $5 lap dances weren't too bad either,.....that was "dessert" ! The food was so good that I even took my wife along a few times, as did a few of the other guys.
Going to a strip club for food is as stupid as going to a cafeteria for sex.
Loren: Zulgaines: Who the fark eats food from a strip club.
There's one here with an actual restaurant in it.
HOW ABOUT NO!
There's one here with an actual restaurant in it.
HOW ABOUT NO!
trapped-in-CH
Vancouver farker here and new to the area. Which strip club? Is it still around? I love me some sammichs almost as much as I love boobies.
Vancouver farker here and new to the area. Which strip club? Is it still around? I love me some sammichs almost as much as I love boobies.
doyner: Going to a strip club for food is as stupid as going to a cafeteria for sex.
Don't judge me, prude.
Don't judge me, prude.
FootInMouthDisease: Loren: Zulgaines: Who the fark eats food from a strip club.
There's one here with an actual restaurant in it.
HOW ABOUT NO!
IMHO, Best ATHF episode.
There's one here with an actual restaurant in it.
HOW ABOUT NO!
IMHO, Best ATHF episode.
zenarche: lonewolf: zenarche: lonewolf: zenarche: lonewolfzenarche: Everything the body needs.
If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs.
Approves:
Shut up, Mouse.
So, what did you think of her?
To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human.
For some damn reason she tasted like chicken. Cant explain it and I am not sure who I should blame for that..
You would have thought that she would have tasted like Tasty Wheat.
Maybe they couldn't figure out what to make poon taste like, which is why poon tastes like everything.
Whoa!
If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs.
Approves:
Shut up, Mouse.
So, what did you think of her?
To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human.
For some damn reason she tasted like chicken. Cant explain it and I am not sure who I should blame for that..
You would have thought that she would have tasted like Tasty Wheat.
Maybe they couldn't figure out what to make poon taste like, which is why poon tastes like everything.
Whoa!
zenarche: lonewolf: zenarche: lonewolf: zenarche: lonewolfzenarche: Everything the body needs.
If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs.
Approves:
Shut up, Mouse.
So, what did you think of her?
To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human.
For some damn reason she tasted like chicken. Cant explain it and I am not sure who I should blame for that..
You would have thought that she would have tasted like Tasty Wheat.
Maybe they couldn't figure out what to make poon taste like, which is why poon tastes like everything.
So long as the taste is far from Sourdough Bread, I'm game.
If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs.
Approves:
Shut up, Mouse.
So, what did you think of her?
To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human.
For some damn reason she tasted like chicken. Cant explain it and I am not sure who I should blame for that..
You would have thought that she would have tasted like Tasty Wheat.
Maybe they couldn't figure out what to make poon taste like, which is why poon tastes like everything.
So long as the taste is far from Sourdough Bread, I'm game.
pwhp_67: I met Barbara Dare at a strip club, but I don't think she was into men at that time...
How long ago was this pic taken?
Care to share any more pics or stories about Barbara?
Still a big fan.
How long ago was this pic taken?
Care to share any more pics or stories about Barbara?
Still a big fan.
Cold cuts at a strip club will be the most expensive cold cuts ever, even if they are "free."
Hah, I know this guy. And his is a total sleazebag.
I used to frequent his "premium events" swingers club (a rotating party that took place in various venues across nyc). The crowd there was generally upscale and attractive, but the Lou himself would just bring the entire vibe down. Since most of the couples were up-tight Jersey yuppies it would take hours before they would even take their shoes off (yes, lots of time standing around the cold buffett working up a big of salami fueled courage) so he had his "girlfriend", this doped-up blonde in her early 30's basically troll around the party naked, offering to blow random guys. Yea I know it sounds awesome, but as strung out as she was, it just came off at creepy and impolite. Most couples avoided her if possible, but the timid and the new were easy prey.
For a while the party just disappeared, then re-appeared as a "hot lap dance party". Being a stripper myself I had no interest in paying good money to bang other sex-workers in Lou's sleazy new club. swingers parties are all about meeting new people who are generally kinky and looking for a little strange, not people trying to make a buck off their bagina. That's work, not recreation! Plus, knowing lou, I had a hunch that there would be a lot more than lapdances involved. Some girls I know worked his parties in the beginning and made a ton of cash (though they would never admit to working dirty) but eventually got skeeved off by the guy.
/Feeling a little smug
//His greed ruined a perfectly good swing party, and they're not easy to find. Good thing I found casbar in brooklyn!
I used to frequent his "premium events" swingers club (a rotating party that took place in various venues across nyc). The crowd there was generally upscale and attractive, but the Lou himself would just bring the entire vibe down. Since most of the couples were up-tight Jersey yuppies it would take hours before they would even take their shoes off (yes, lots of time standing around the cold buffett working up a big of salami fueled courage) so he had his "girlfriend", this doped-up blonde in her early 30's basically troll around the party naked, offering to blow random guys. Yea I know it sounds awesome, but as strung out as she was, it just came off at creepy and impolite. Most couples avoided her if possible, but the timid and the new were easy prey.
For a while the party just disappeared, then re-appeared as a "hot lap dance party". Being a stripper myself I had no interest in paying good money to bang other sex-workers in Lou's sleazy new club. swingers parties are all about meeting new people who are generally kinky and looking for a little strange, not people trying to make a buck off their bagina. That's work, not recreation! Plus, knowing lou, I had a hunch that there would be a lot more than lapdances involved. Some girls I know worked his parties in the beginning and made a ton of cash (though they would never admit to working dirty) but eventually got skeeved off by the guy.
/Feeling a little smug
//His greed ruined a perfectly good swing party, and they're not easy to find. Good thing I found casbar in brooklyn!
mikaloyd: Sex with two pornstars
And cocaine galore
NYC is a greenlighter's whore
most guys won't be able to get it up after a few lines anyway, so it's possibly the easiest gig for a pornstar/hooker ever
And cocaine galore
NYC is a greenlighter's whore
most guys won't be able to get it up after a few lines anyway, so it's possibly the easiest gig for a pornstar/hooker ever
FetusAGoGo
don't remember, unfortunately. It's been 15 years. I do remember "Number 5 Orange" and the Drake. Look them up.
Teh google has some good lists. I THINK the place I remember is this one: Fraser Arms (1450 SW Marine Dr) but I thought it was actually in Richmond. Maybe it moved.
here's the lists.
List 1 (nsfw)
List 2 (nsfw)
don't remember, unfortunately. It's been 15 years. I do remember "Number 5 Orange" and the Drake. Look them up.
Teh google has some good lists. I THINK the place I remember is this one: Fraser Arms (1450 SW Marine Dr) but I thought it was actually in Richmond. Maybe it moved.
here's the lists.
List 1 (nsfw)
List 2 (nsfw)
Meh, Stars Cabaret has some of the best burgers ever, and the lunch special is 5 bucks. the seasoned fries, what seems like 1/4 inch thick bacon, real cheddar cheese, over a peppered 1/4 lb of burger. best evar. sure you look like an asshole going to a stripclub at noon but fark it, it's a 5$ lunch.
cretinbob: Slackers...here's the very unsafe for work and wives website (new window)
Seriously, is this it? Five grand for a threesome with those second-rate skanks? If you're that desperate, hop on up to Canada and order a twin mint romp with twice the class for a tenth of that price. Legally, no less.
Must be one helluva cold cuts buffet.
Seriously, is this it? Five grand for a threesome with those second-rate skanks? If you're that desperate, hop on up to Canada and order a twin mint romp with twice the class for a tenth of that price. Legally, no less.
Must be one helluva cold cuts buffet.
that bosnian sniper: Zulgaines: Who the fark eats food from a strip club.
Not even the roast beef sandwiches?
Mmmmm...beef curtain sandwiches on sourdough bread.
Not even the roast beef sandwiches?
Mmmmm...beef curtain sandwiches on sourdough bread.
Bathia_Mapes: that bosnian sniper: Zulgaines: Who the fark eats food from a strip club.
Not even the roast beef sandwiches?
Mmmmm...beef curtain sandwiches on sourdough bread.
Don't forget the sautéed mushrooms.
Not even the roast beef sandwiches?
Mmmmm...beef curtain sandwiches on sourdough bread.
Don't forget the sautéed mushrooms.
Zmog: cretinbob: Slackers...here's the very unsafe for work and wives website (new window)
Seriously, is this it? Five grand for a threesome with those second-rate skanks? If you're that desperate, hop on up to Canada and order a twin mint romp with twice the class for a tenth of that price. Legally, no less.
Must be one helluva cold cuts buffet.
Do you have a newsletter?
My friend could use some direction in his life. Yeah thats it. You believe me right?
Seriously, is this it? Five grand for a threesome with those second-rate skanks? If you're that desperate, hop on up to Canada and order a twin mint romp with twice the class for a tenth of that price. Legally, no less.
Must be one helluva cold cuts buffet.
Do you have a newsletter?
My friend could use some direction in his life. Yeah thats it. You believe me right?
Why do these places make the news after they're shut down?
What the world needs is more rules and authority. Then we can be happy. Rules and authority, everyone! More happiness awaits!
Bella: I used to work for Lou's Premium Events parties as the "clothes check girl" in 2004/05...I didn't think he was that bad of a guy at all. Sure, he could have stood to lose a few and chill out during the parties, but he always treated me fairly and with respect. I know at least one other girl who never had any complaints either.
When I worked with him in his office, he was all business and not inappropriate in the least--which, ironically enough, is a lot more than I can say for many others I've worked for in the "straight" world. (I'm three years into earning my PhD and currently work in corporate development). Compared with some of these people, Lou was an absolute saint. And as you say, he paid his staff very, very well indeed. Outside the parties, he also happened to be a highly articulate defender of civil liberties, and I respect him for that.
In any event, "total sleazebag" is a tad harsh, IMO.
P.S. was that really his girlfriend? I always thought she was just some random loopy nymphomaniac nutcase who liked to get laid. Ah well!
When I worked with him in his office, he was all business and not inappropriate in the least--which, ironically enough, is a lot more than I can say for many others I've worked for in the "straight" world. (I'm three years into earning my PhD and currently work in corporate development). Compared with some of these people, Lou was an absolute saint. And as you say, he paid his staff very, very well indeed. Outside the parties, he also happened to be a highly articulate defender of civil liberties, and I respect him for that.
In any event, "total sleazebag" is a tad harsh, IMO.
P.S. was that really his girlfriend? I always thought she was just some random loopy nymphomaniac nutcase who liked to get laid. Ah well!
chuck4455: pwhp_67: I met Barbara Dare at a strip club, but I don't think she was into men at that time...
How long ago was this pic taken?
Care to share any more pics or stories about Barbara?
Still a big fan.
I'm gonna say... 1987.
/Bella du jour, I like your style.
How long ago was this pic taken?
Care to share any more pics or stories about Barbara?
Still a big fan.
I'm gonna say... 1987.
/Bella du jour, I like your style.
I think I'd have a hard time enjoying cold cuts after staring at a bunch of well worn labias.
Bella du jour:
Nice pirate costume! Did you ever get to wear that to work?
Nice pirate costume! Did you ever get to wear that to work?
andygump: Why do these places make the news after they're shut down?
Only one reason.
God hates us.
Only one reason.
God hates us.
So I take it no one has been able to find record of the named 'porn stars'?
BuzzBoy: I and my "crew" used to go to a strip club every Thursday afternoon after work. The attraction was a 16 oz. T-bone steak, baked potato and tossed salad for $3.50. The $5 lap dances weren't too bad either,.....that was "dessert" ! The food was so good that I even took my wife along a few times, as did a few of the other guys.
That's a hell of a deal for $3.50! Did you get to do the tossing?
That's a hell of a deal for $3.50! Did you get to do the tossing?
Jules Winnfield: I will never understand the concept where two adults can agree to have sex with each other (mostly likely where the woman negotiated dinner & a movie or a nice piece of jewelry) and that's perfectly legal, but when two adults agree to have sex with each other (and the woman wants cash instead of dinner/movie/jewelry) that's illegal.
/farking Puritans
//Sex between consenting adults is PRIVATE
///Why do so many people care what the fark people are doing in PRIVATE?
victimless crime.
/farking Puritans
//Sex between consenting adults is PRIVATE
///Why do so many people care what the fark people are doing in PRIVATE?
victimless crime.
Sounds like my kind of place.
I AM THE GOAT: BuzzBoy: I and my "crew" used to go to a strip club every Thursday afternoon after work. The attraction was a 16 oz. T-bone steak, baked potato and tossed salad for $3.50. The $5 lap dances weren't too bad either,.....that was "dessert" ! The food was so good that I even took my wife along a few times, as did a few of the other guys.
That's a hell of a deal for $3.50! Did you get to do the tossing?
Booooooooo.
That's a hell of a deal for $3.50! Did you get to do the tossing?
Booooooooo.
Mmmm...Subway Cold Cut Combo...
BuzzBoy: I and my "crew" used to go to a strip club every Thursday afternoon after work. The attraction was a 16 oz. T-bone steak, baked potato and tossed salad for $3.50. The $5 lap dances weren't too bad either,.....that was "dessert" ! The food was so good that I even took my wife along a few times, as did a few of the other guys.
Just how many guys does your wife go out with?
Just how many guys does your wife go out with?
You had me at cold cuts.
OK, for the uninitiated, here's the point of the cold-cuts. They're rolled up, right? You snort coke through them.
I used to get off work at 7am. Trying to find a bar that's open that time of day was hard, but there was one place: Jody's, the local strip club. They served breakfast.
we should convert every starbucks in america into 1 of these! hookers and blow for everyone!
skinink: Providence, RI is notorious for not prosecuting indoor prostitution (for some reason, only prostitution conducted outside is illegal, and the legislature has not been able to change that loophole). A place called Cheater's in Providence is basically a sex free for all from what I heard ...
You may want to reconsider after thse reviews
http://www.clubplanet.com/Venues/78822/Providence/Cheaters
This place employs the hard core granny hookers
I really had to take a trip to this place to beleive it. There was this "girl" dancing to Santa Baby and Im pretty sure it was santas mom with big fake tits and a pound of makeup! Don't make eye contact with anyone or you will be ruthlessly attacked untill you give in just to get out of this dump. Beware of China Blue who steals anything you leave out of site. I tested her with a dollar bill I laid on the table , looked awayn for a second and it was gone! put a lock on your wallets when entering
Disgusting Dangerous Thieving Whores
I had my first private lap dance at cheaters today. Everything was on the menu except I got much more than I bargained for. My session started with the dancer urinating on the floor. Later I discovered that she rifled through my wallet stealing $1,000 in cash. The management said that there was nothing they could do as she is a private contractor and that taking my money back would be regarded as stealing from her. Do not even think of entering this dive. You could probably do much better on the street corner.
/came of age in New England
//not much has changed
You may want to reconsider after thse reviews
http://www.clubplanet.com/Venues/78822/Providence/Cheaters
This place employs the hard core granny hookers
I really had to take a trip to this place to beleive it. There was this "girl" dancing to Santa Baby and Im pretty sure it was santas mom with big fake tits and a pound of makeup! Don't make eye contact with anyone or you will be ruthlessly attacked untill you give in just to get out of this dump. Beware of China Blue who steals anything you leave out of site. I tested her with a dollar bill I laid on the table , looked awayn for a second and it was gone! put a lock on your wallets when entering
Disgusting Dangerous Thieving Whores
I had my first private lap dance at cheaters today. Everything was on the menu except I got much more than I bargained for. My session started with the dancer urinating on the floor. Later I discovered that she rifled through my wallet stealing $1,000 in cash. The management said that there was nothing they could do as she is a private contractor and that taking my money back would be regarded as stealing from her. Do not even think of entering this dive. You could probably do much better on the street corner.
/came of age in New England
//not much has changed
Can I get a refund? I though you were selling strictly early Dabney Coleman porn here. I am a discriminating customer afterall.
/total jk
/total jk
realityVSperception: Disgusting Dangerous Thieving Whores
I had my first private lap dance at cheaters today. Everything was on the menu except I got much more than I bargained for. My session started with the dancer urinating on the floor.
That's usually extra.
Do not even think of entering this dive. You could probably do much better on the street corner.
Where the homeless will be happy to pee on you for free.
I had my first private lap dance at cheaters today. Everything was on the menu except I got much more than I bargained for. My session started with the dancer urinating on the floor.
That's usually extra.
Do not even think of entering this dive. You could probably do much better on the street corner.
Where the homeless will be happy to pee on you for free.
One dancer called him "sleazy, disgusting and very unloyal" boss who often cajoled the girls into giving him freebies.
Ok, what's the point of running a joint like that if you're not going to get freebies?
And what's the point of working there if you're uptight about freebies?
Honey, if you want to be a waitress, get your ass to Denny's.
Ok, what's the point of running a joint like that if you're not going to get freebies?
And what's the point of working there if you're uptight about freebies?
Honey, if you want to be a waitress, get your ass to Denny's.
I don't think I'll ever understand why prostitution is illegal in a supposedly free society.
Why is it illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away?
El Robbo: One dancer called him "s