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(Daily Mail) Spiffy Hero dog saves elderly woman from attack by rogue kangaroo. Cat still petrified at thought of biggest mouse he ever saw (42)
Clicked 5345 times; posted to Main on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 at 1:22 AM
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ohnonotfloridaagain [TotalFark] 2008-07-19 09:02:10 PM  
This video belongs in this thread (new window) (NSFWish)

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-07-19 11:04:16 PM  
thufferin' thucotath

 
tshetter 2008-07-20 01:27:41 AM  
I hate those meeces to pieces!!!!

 
Beck Bristow 2008-07-20 01:27:53 AM  
LOL I made a funny'

 
farkin_hoonygoonies 2008-07-20 01:28:33 AM  
Dogs > Cats

 
Trinilos 2008-07-20 01:29:51 AM  
farkin_hoonygoonies: Dogs > Cats

i5.photobucket.com

 
Daniefish 2008-07-20 01:30:46 AM  
Cat doesn't seem too phased to me.

www.gotpetsonline.com

 
GalleyWench 2008-07-20 01:31:42 AM  
LOL, you guys rock.

 
Smokey The Bear 2008-07-20 01:31:44 AM  
Hero dog saves elderly woman from attack by rogue kangaroo. Cat still petrified at thought of biggest mouse he ever saw

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That'th the biggetht mouthe i've ever theen!

 
kilgorn 2008-07-20 01:32:09 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

They can't be all that bad, one is raking the trap..

 
MasonL87 2008-07-20 01:35:07 AM  
Smokey The Bear: Hero dog saves elderly woman from attack by rogue kangaroo. Cat still petrified at thought of biggest mouse he ever saw

That'th the biggetht mouthe i've ever theen!


That's the first thing I thought of. I assume that's what the headline is referring to.

 
Laughing Oil Executive 2008-07-20 01:36:14 AM  
www.forumspile.com

 
farfegnugen 2008-07-20 01:36:17 AM  
i156.photobucket.com

/His name is Hippety Hopper

 
fnordest 2008-07-20 01:37:04 AM  
Hoppy Days (new window)

(foreign)

 
Smokey The Bear 2008-07-20 01:40:51 AM  
If she has problems with rogues, she needs to reroll as a non-cloth class or STFU with the QQ and L2P.

 
Arthur the Sandwich Maker 2008-07-20 01:43:21 AM  
Trinilos: farkin_hoonygoonies: Dogs > Cats

Win.

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 01:45:23 AM  
Oh father, I'm so ashamed.

 
aerojockey 2008-07-20 01:47:39 AM  
I hated those cartoons when I was kid.

 
medius [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 01:49:51 AM  
aerojockey: I hated those cartoons when I was kid.

then you were never a kid

grow young, already

 
missmika 2008-07-20 01:53:23 AM  
Bloody ell, any respectble aussie farmer dosen't let roos congregate on their farm. Roos are a menace to farmers and their crops, the stupid things are everywhere.

I'm suprised she didn't go out with a rifel every morning and scare em of with a few rounds.

 
Shazzoir [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 01:55:31 AM  
Roos are dangerous. Check out the equipment and muscles they have at their disposal...

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farkin_hoonygoonies 2008-07-20 02:07:40 AM  
Trinilos: farkin_hoonygoonies: Dogs > Cats

LOL, just saw that film yesterday :D

 
poxic 2008-07-20 02:15:02 AM  
Just wanted to express my appreciation for a rare occasion: not having to read about rouge kangaroos.

/nor tounges, peirced or otherwise
//laments the days of yore when spelling matterethed
///prithee retire thy feet from my plot

 
Open_Mouth_Inert_Foot [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 02:18:22 AM  
poxic: Just wanted to express my appreciation for a rare occasion: not having to read about rouge kangaroos.

/nor tounges, peirced or otherwise
//laments the days of yore when spelling matterethed
///prithee retire thy feet from my plot


you've been drinking haven't you?

hopefully it was the good stuff

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-07-20 02:18:46 AM  
aerojockey: I hated those cartoons when I was kid.

They were on last week? Damn. I missed them.

 
DrJerkberg 2008-07-20 02:33:47 AM  
Any excuse to link to this clip will do (new window)(probably NSFW).

 
Fizics 2008-07-20 02:36:18 AM  
Sometimes when I go to the zoo, I motion a kangaroo over with some delicious treats and when he gets up to the bars I kick him, right in his kangaroo ribs and say "That's for giving us Yahoo Serious" and then I walk away.

 
DrJerkberg 2008-07-20 02:37:08 AM  
"Red Kangaroos, the world's largest marsupial that can grow past 6 feet tall and weigh more than 200 pounds."

Rogue Rouge Roo Rapes Rosemary

 
Whytie 2008-07-20 02:38:52 AM  
The grey ones aren't so bad.

But the big reds...they'll fark your shiat up

The first time I saw one was at Gympie. We were driving along the road and it just walked out onto the road and we hit the brakes and managed to stop right in front of it. It just stood there staring at us like it was gonna eat us.

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-07-20 02:41:40 AM  
DrJerkberg: "Red Kangaroos, the world's largest marsupial that can grow past 6 feet tall and weigh more than 200 pounds."

Rogue Rouge Roo Rapes Rosemary


That explains all the fuss over Rosemary's Baby.

 
RealFarknMcCoy2 2008-07-20 03:01:18 AM  
Whytie: The grey ones aren't so bad.

But the big reds...they'll fark your shiat up

The first time I saw one was at Gympie. We were driving along the road and it just walked out onto the road and we hit the brakes and managed to stop right in front of it. It just stood there staring at us like it was gonna eat us.


I beg to differ. The big male greys are just as aggressive and stroppy as the reds. And they're nearly as big. They can fark you up bad. Even the females can get a bit stroppy. Had one grab me with her front legs and kick me in the thigh with one of her rear legs when she realised I didn't have any food for her (this was in one of those zoos where the visitors fed them). Had to kick her back to get her to let go of me. Left a helluva bruise on my thigh, too.

 
Freiheit666 2008-07-20 03:01:26 AM  
i belled the mouse!

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 03:17:41 AM  
"And I will name him George and I will love him and pet him and hug him and squeeze him and pet him and love him George..."

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-07-20 03:30:27 AM  
RealFarknMcCoy2: Whytie: The grey ones aren't so bad.

But the big reds...they'll fark your shiat up

The first time I saw one was at Gympie. We were driving along the road and it just walked out onto the road and we hit the brakes and managed to stop right in front of it. It just stood there staring at us like it was gonna eat us.

I beg to differ. The big male greys are just as aggressive and stroppy as the reds. And they're nearly as big. They can fark you up bad. Even the females can get a bit stroppy. Had one grab me with her front legs and kick me in the thigh with one of her rear legs when she realised I didn't have any food for her (this was in one of those zoos where the visitors fed them). Had to kick her back to get her to let go of me. Left a helluva bruise on my thigh, too.


That's what's wrong with America. No sense of stroppy.

 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 04:08:00 AM  
Danger Avoid Death: RealFarknMcCoy2: Whytie: The grey ones aren't so bad.

But the big reds...they'll fark your shiat up

The first time I saw one was at Gympie. We were driving along the road and it just walked out onto the road and we hit the brakes and managed to stop right in front of it. It just stood there staring at us like it was gonna eat us.

I beg to differ. The big male greys are just as aggressive and stroppy as the reds. And they're nearly as big. They can fark you up bad. Even the females can get a bit stroppy. Had one grab me with her front legs and kick me in the thigh with one of her rear legs when she realised I didn't have any food for her (this was in one of those zoos where the visitors fed them). Had to kick her back to get her to let go of me. Left a helluva bruise on my thigh, too.

That's what's wrong with America. No sense of stroppy.


We have big mice like that in America?
/very funny headline subby

 
berylman 2008-07-20 04:12:17 AM  
Who is really the the hero here? The ole lady telepathically jumped her helper roo into action.

/godless beasts that drink only Australian blood they are

 
Edziak 2008-07-20 04:26:05 AM  
I bet is was one of those Australian cattle dogs. They are loyal, fearless, and stroppy.

 
wmdkitty 2008-07-20 06:43:19 AM  
Okay, Subby, you got a chuckle out of me... and I *loathed* those cartoons! (Still do!)

 
Seit_N_Zounde 2008-07-20 11:44:28 AM  
"Oh, father.....the shame!"
farm1.static.flickr.com

 
M-G 2008-07-20 12:57:12 PM  
aerojockey: I hated those cartoons when I was kid.

So you were more into Care Bears and My Little Pony then?

 
tedZilla [TotalFark] 2008-07-20 01:11:49 PM  
tshetter: I hate those meeces to pieces!!!!

Any Jinx the cat reference is a sure winner in my book!

 
Lunch Box Hero 2008-07-21 11:50:00 AM  
poxic: Just wanted to express my appreciation for a rare occasion: not having to read about rouge kangaroos.

/nor tounges, peirced or otherwise
//laments the days of yore when spelling matterethed
///prithee retire thy feet from my plot


Or in pukka:

///please be so kind as to absent yourself from my sward at your earliest possible convenience
////lest there be physical discomfort visited upon your esteemed self by my truncheon-wielding man here
////i can do that all day
/if anyone asks me
//but they usually don't
//(brought up on the works of J P Donleavy)



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