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(Telegraph) Interesting Wealthy white landowner in Africa accused of fatally shooting a poacher who was trespassing on his property. The Aristocrat (99)
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Gothmolly 2008-07-08 08:31:22 PM  
Thats racist!

/Mugab0wned ?

 
Monkeypillow 2008-07-08 08:32:36 PM  
Is that wrong?

 
TossedSaladMan 2008-07-08 08:32:47 PM  
White people have no business being in Africa. Nothing good is going to happen to you there.

 
farkmylife 2008-07-08 08:33:08 PM  
I guess the only question now is how much does African poacher's ivory sell for on the white market?

/terrible
//still won

 
jungus 2008-07-08 08:34:07 PM  
That Cracker isn't going to live to see Sunday I suspect.

 
BHShaman 2008-07-08 08:34:09 PM  
Shooting trespassers is illegal?

/looks out the window at the lumps in his yard.

 
SwallowTheKnife 2008-07-08 08:37:59 PM  
Hero tag absent?
They were trespassing AND sent dogs after the man.

 
Cosmic Crab 2008-07-08 08:38:02 PM  
Kenya believe it!

 
Goodfellow 2008-07-08 08:39:11 PM  
this the second person he's been accused of shooting, and there were demonstrations when he was acquitted the last time? guilty or not, this cracker's going away...

 
meatRocket 2008-07-08 08:40:29 PM  
queen-of-outer-space.com

 
mythicknight 2008-07-08 08:41:09 PM  
img1.fark.net

 
dooder0001 2008-07-08 08:41:43 PM  
Poachers are the lowest of the low. They'd make a species go extinct to sell the last tusk for a day's wages. Fuggem.

 
SinPoker [TotalFark] 2008-07-08 08:42:11 PM  
Only one Aristocrat? Are the others on vacation?

 
farkmylife 2008-07-08 08:43:41 PM  
Cholmondeley, Delamere, Njoya, Soysambu, "Flash" Tundo, Sally Dudmesh.

...why this isn't a real news article, it's simply a collection of the funniest names evar!

 
AngryWhiteMale 2008-07-08 08:44:09 PM  
This is why I only shoot in their general direction, not at them.

/There are still wealthy, white landowners in Africa?
//Does Barrack know about this?

 
TossedSaladMan 2008-07-08 08:45:38 PM  
Link (new window)

I discovered the existence of a racial slurs database for everyones future use. My favorite black term is Pube Head, for whites it is cabbage.

 
LouisvilleMale33 2008-07-08 08:52:01 PM  
He's probably just tired of seeing all the other 'white' farmers there being raped and violently murdered.

http://www.africancrisis.org/Photos45.asp

http://www.honestmediatoday.com/archives17.htm

 
FrostyOne 2008-07-08 08:52:18 PM  
This isn't going to end well..

www.telegraph.co.uk

 
libbynomore2 2008-07-08 08:53:09 PM  
TossedSaladMan 2008-07-08 08:32:47 PM
White people have no business being in Africa. Nothing good is going to happen to you there.


Hope you're being sarcastic............

but Subby is clearly saying that. And, I suppose, blacks have no business being in Europe or any other majority white nation.

RIGHT??????????

/waiting for the lame excuses and accusations.......

 
EmployeeOfTheMinute 2008-07-08 08:53:10 PM  
Guns don't kill people...

/It's those little, tiny bullets

 
cksewell 2008-07-08 08:54:28 PM  
WOW! White kills black. Only in Africa!

 
arpwatch 2008-07-08 08:54:31 PM  
TossedSaladMan:Link (new window)

I discovered the existence of a racial slurs database for everyones future use. My favorite black term is Pube Head, for whites it is cabbage.


How do you explain THIS then?

i.walmartimages.com

 
senorglory 2008-07-08 08:54:43 PM  
improper use of 'the Aristocrats' meme.
one demerit for subby.

 
sokolnikov 2008-07-08 08:57:06 PM  
senorglory:improper use of 'the Aristocrats' meme.
one demerit for subby.


I kind of liked the blatant misuse of the meme

 
RabidCanary 2008-07-08 08:57:43 PM  
Used to shoot poachers all the time. Clay pigeons asplode better and are cheaper.
www.cooking.com

 
Monkeypillow 2008-07-08 08:59:17 PM  
cksewell:WOW! White kills black. Only in Africa!

You must be a blast at parties.

 
Heist 2008-07-08 08:59:38 PM  
sokolnikov:senorglory:improper use of 'the Aristocrats' meme.
one demerit for subby.

I kind of liked the blatant misuse of the meme


The man being accused IS an aristocrat.

 
So Long Dental Plan 2008-07-08 09:00:01 PM  
i41.photobucket.com

 
Donald_McRonald 2008-07-08 09:00:19 PM  
Love Boat:Was it an American-African or a British-African who shot the African-African?

It took you a few years and a number of different usernames, but you finally said something halfway funny.

 
punto 2008-07-08 09:03:33 PM  
if he needs to move a bunch of money out of the country while he escapes, I can totally hold it for him in my bank account.

 
Linto 2008-07-08 09:04:05 PM  
sokolnikov:senorglory:improper use of 'the Aristocrats' meme.
one demerit for subby.

I kind of liked the blatant misuse of the meme


An aristocrat could be defined as a "wealthy white landowner." It was subtle, but subby gets two points from me for his/her twist on the meme.

/not subby

 
rabidferret 2008-07-08 09:06:55 PM  
Sounds like some sort of inverted "Cry, the Beloved Country" is in the works.

 
NeedlesslyCanadian [TotalFark] 2008-07-08 09:07:01 PM  
SinPoker:Only one Aristocrat? Are the others on vacation?

senorglory:improper use of 'the Aristocrats' meme.
one demerit for subby.


Way to totally miss the joke guys.

/facepalms

 
chu2dogg 2008-07-08 09:09:45 PM  
I'd say he has about as much chance getting off as a black man accused of raping a white girl in post-Civil War Alabama.

 
chu2dogg 2008-07-08 09:10:33 PM  
NeedlesslyCanadian:SinPoker:Only one Aristocrat? Are the others on vacation?

senorglory:improper use of 'the Aristocrats' meme.
one demerit for subby.

Way to totally miss the joke guys.

/facepalms


In their defense, the joke sucks.

 
JonnyBGoode [TotalFark] 2008-07-08 09:12:08 PM  
FrostyOne:This isn't going to end well..

img73.imageshack.us

 
Hypersapien 2008-07-08 09:14:13 PM  
Bonus points for the use of the word 'hectare' in a news article.

 
simpsonfan 2008-07-08 09:20:20 PM  
His property is big. big enough for him to have buried the poacher someplace nobody would have found him. Shooting him again just to make sure he was dead.

 
Bunnyhat 2008-07-08 09:23:45 PM  
Thats seems stupid.

Even if he did shoot the poacher, so what?

Poachers are farking scum. These were on his land, killing animals that should not be killed, and when they discovered they sic dogs on to the two men.

Shooting them seems justified to me.

 
willfullyobscure 2008-07-08 09:28:39 PM  
"Had I shot him, I would have expected him to be lying right where the dogs were."

In a separate case, Mr Cholmondeley was arrested in 2005 for killing a Kenyan wildlife ranger. He admitted to the shooting but the charges were dropped and he was set free.

 
Dennis_Moore 2008-07-08 09:30:19 PM  
i123.photobucket.com

 
Slick Johnson 2008-07-08 09:32:12 PM  
Came to see Flragnararch's (sp) rant on the aristocrats and was disappointed

 
grumpyoldfart 2008-07-08 09:32:43 PM  
Mr Cholmondeley please meet Al Sharpton.

 
Farxist Marxist 2008-07-08 09:34:25 PM  
Maybe he thought he was in Texas.

 
rabidferret 2008-07-08 09:35:34 PM  
Bunnyhat:Thats seems stupid.

Even if he did shoot the poacher, so what?

Poachers are farking scum. These were on his land, killing animals that should not be killed, and when they discovered they sic dogs on to the two men.

Shooting them seems justified to me.


I was a bit sympathetic too - I tend to side with property owners in potential self-defense situations (which is his claim). However, his earlier shooting of a wildlife ranger is starting to point to a trend of "shooting darkie."

I understand that a white rancher in Kenya will have a good concern for his physical security, but it sounds like this guy is shooting first and asking questions later.

 
scumbucket 2008-07-08 09:40:07 PM  
Some context--
Poaching != killing elephants

In this context, it refers to hunting for bush meat on private property.

Given the very public way in which farmers/ranchers have turned up murdered in their homes, pretty much anyone who owns any land at all does not take kindly to people "hunting" on their property. Any one who has anything of value guards it with electric fencing, barbed wire-- I've seen hotels in Nairobi with 25 ft high barbed wire electric fences and armed guards. This goes for all races, although I don't know of very many blacks who own entire valleys like this guy--

Also, as a side note, if the deceased had been hunting/poaching in a nat'l park or game preserve, the park rangers would have shot him and his friends on sight, regardless of what they were hunting. They don't fark around.


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