Thats racist!

/Mugab0wned ?

Is that wrong?

White people have no business being in Africa. Nothing good is going to happen to you there.

I guess the only question now is how much does African poacher's ivory sell for on the white market?

/terrible
//still won

That Cracker isn't going to live to see Sunday I suspect.

Shooting trespassers is illegal?

/looks out the window at the lumps in his yard.

Hero tag absent?
They were trespassing AND sent dogs after the man.

Kenya believe it!

this the second person he's been accused of shooting, and there were demonstrations when he was acquitted the last time? guilty or not, this cracker's going away...

Poachers are the lowest of the low. They'd make a species go extinct to sell the last tusk for a day's wages. Fuggem.

Only one Aristocrat? Are the others on vacation?

Cholmondeley, Delamere, Njoya, Soysambu, "Flash" Tundo, Sally Dudmesh.

...why this isn't a real news article, it's simply a collection of the funniest names evar!

This is why I only shoot in their general direction, not at them.

/There are still wealthy, white landowners in Africa?
//Does Barrack know about this?

Link (new window)

I discovered the existence of a racial slurs database for everyones future use. My favorite black term is Pube Head, for whites it is cabbage.

He's probably just tired of seeing all the other 'white' farmers there being raped and violently murdered.

http://www.africancrisis.org/Photos45.asp

http://www.honestmediatoday.com/archives17.htm

This isn't going to end well..

TossedSaladMan 2008-07-08 08:32:47 PM
White people have no business being in Africa. Nothing good is going to happen to you there.

Hope you're being sarcastic............

but Subby is clearly saying that. And, I suppose, blacks have no business being in Europe or any other majority white nation.

RIGHT??????????

/waiting for the lame excuses and accusations.......

Guns don't kill people...

/It's those little, tiny bullets

WOW! White kills black. Only in Africa!

TossedSaladMan:Link (new window)

I discovered the existence of a racial slurs database for everyones future use. My favorite black term is Pube Head, for whites it is cabbage.

How do you explain THIS then?

improper use of 'the Aristocrats' meme.
one demerit for subby.

senorglory:improper use of 'the Aristocrats' meme.
one demerit for subby.

I kind of liked the blatant misuse of the meme

Used to shoot poachers all the time. Clay pigeons asplode better and are cheaper.

cksewell:WOW! White kills black. Only in Africa!

You must be a blast at parties.

sokolnikov:senorglory:improper use of 'the Aristocrats' meme.
one demerit for subby.

I kind of liked the blatant misuse of the meme

The man being accused IS an aristocrat.

Love Boat:Was it an American-African or a British-African who shot the African-African?

It took you a few years and a number of different usernames, but you finally said something halfway funny.

if he needs to move a bunch of money out of the country while he escapes, I can totally hold it for him in my bank account.

sokolnikov:senorglory:improper use of 'the Aristocrats' meme.
one demerit for subby.

I kind of liked the blatant misuse of the meme

An aristocrat could be defined as a "wealthy white landowner." It was subtle, but subby gets two points from me for his/her twist on the meme.

/not subby

Sounds like some sort of inverted "Cry, the Beloved Country" is in the works.

SinPoker:Only one Aristocrat? Are the others on vacation?

senorglory:improper use of 'the Aristocrats' meme.
one demerit for subby.

Way to totally miss the joke guys.

/facepalms

I'd say he has about as much chance getting off as a black man accused of raping a white girl in post-Civil War Alabama.

NeedlesslyCanadian:SinPoker:Only one Aristocrat? Are the others on vacation?

senorglory:improper use of 'the Aristocrats' meme.
one demerit for subby.

Way to totally miss the joke guys.

/facepalms

In their defense, the joke sucks.

FrostyOne:This isn't going to end well..

Bonus points for the use of the word 'hectare' in a news article.

His property is big. big enough for him to have buried the poacher someplace nobody would have found him. Shooting him again just to make sure he was dead.

Thats seems stupid.

Even if he did shoot the poacher, so what?

Poachers are farking scum. These were on his land, killing animals that should not be killed, and when they discovered they sic dogs on to the two men.

Shooting them seems justified to me.

"Had I shot him, I would have expected him to be lying right where the dogs were."

In a separate case, Mr Cholmondeley was arrested in 2005 for killing a Kenyan wildlife ranger. He admitted to the shooting but the charges were dropped and he was set free.

Came to see Flragnararch's (sp) rant on the aristocrats and was disappointed

Mr Cholmondeley please meet Al Sharpton.

Maybe he thought he was in Texas.

Bunnyhat:Thats seems stupid.

Even if he did shoot the poacher, so what?

Poachers are farking scum. These were on his land, killing animals that should not be killed, and when they discovered they sic dogs on to the two men.

Shooting them seems justified to me.

I was a bit sympathetic too - I tend to side with property owners in potential self-defense situations (which is his claim). However, his earlier shooting of a wildlife ranger is starting to point to a trend of "shooting darkie."

I understand that a white rancher in Kenya will have a good concern for his physical security, but it sounds like this guy is shooting first and asking questions later.

Some context--
Poaching != killing elephants

In this context, it refers to hunting for bush meat on private property.

Given the very public way in which farmers/ranchers have turned up murdered in their homes, pretty much anyone who owns any land at all does not take kindly to people "hunting" on their property. Any one who has anything of value guards it with electric fencing, barbed wire-- I've seen hotels in Nairobi with 25 ft high barbed wire electric fences and armed guards. This goes for all races, although I don't know of very many blacks who own entire valleys like this guy--

Also, as a side note, if the deceased had been hunting/poaching in a nat'l park or game preserve, the park rangers would have shot him and his friends on sight, regardless of what they were hunting. They don't fark around.