FTFA: "Ballam, who is listed as a Pizza Kitchen clerk in jail records,"

This guy just has winner written all over him. I'm surprised he doesn't have some hottie waiting for him at home and instead has to look for love at a strip club.

A drunk idiot with a roll of 20's is an easy mark at a strip club.

The guy quite might well have been ripped off, but that just makes him even more the dumbass in this story.

Looks pretty baked out too.

lost money at strip club

Isn't that why we go to strip clubs?

From stripper poles to behind bars.

He works at a pizza joint and he's throwing around money at a strip club? He should have just rented a porno movie for $4 and stayed home.

Shangra-La? Never been there but the world famous Mons Venus is right next door, dumbass.

In San Francisco there are a few clubs that have ATMs that distributes "Club Dollars" so if you're drunk, stupid & hit Agree after the screen tells you that you're buying "Club Dollars" and not real US currency you could be out some serious dollars.

No, the club dollars can't be exchanged for cash.

They know all about ATM in San Francisco.

THANK YOU! I'll be at the "Ha Ha Hole" all week.

/stay away from the veal

Mugato:Never been there but the world famous Mons Venus is right next door, dumbass.

2001 Odyssey is right across the street and cheaper to get into. And the ladies do not slack.

He looks like the type that "loses" a lot of money in strip clubs.

Confabulat:2001 Odyssey is right across the street and cheaper to get into. And the ladies do not slack.

But they're more high pressure. And although I haven't been in over 5 years, the Mons girls don't slack either.

Mugato:But they're more high pressure. And although I haven't been in over 5 years, the Mons girls don't slack either.

Yeah but 2001 Odyssey has a rooftop UFO. I'm sorry, but rooftop UFO trumps the Mons every time.

FTW

Other brother Darryl Bob Ballam

You have to pay a lot at the stip club to Ballam.

Ballam...I barely knew 'em!

/Good night everybody!

"...opposing an officer without violence, both misdemeanors."

That's a real offense? Seriously? Good thing he didn't try to take away the officer's lollipop.

What no Return of the Living Dead reference?

Bullshiatter:lost money at strip club

Isn't that why we go to strip clubs?

Well, there's always the sex.

He was just being rebellion.

I blacked out once at a strip club, shortly after charging my lap dances to the alaskan fisherman strangers that took me there. I came to miles away without my glasses. I feel pretty lucky.

So if any strippers happen to have "found" his money, would you be so kind as to return it?

Exhibit 1
Ballam, 30,

Exhibit 2
Ballam, who is listed as a Pizza Kitchen clerk in jail records,

You know maybe prison is the right place for him...if you are slinging pizza @ 30 and spending what little cash at the strip bar. Its time for a life assesment.

Send more cops!

i_dig_chicks:What no Return of the Living Dead reference?

Did you see a remake is in the works? I loved those.

CygnusDarius:Bullshiatter:lost money at strip club

Isn't that why we go to strip clubs?

Well, there's always the sex.

There is NO SEX in the Champagne Room.

/scorpio, your gonna die farkin'

Late 70s and early 80s I was a doorman at a strip club in one of the northern suburbs of the Chicago area. We didn't have much control over the "strippers" if you want to call them that and saw lots of cases of lost money. Most at that time sidelined as prostitutes and most had pimps who we didn't want to get to cozy with.
The Japanese businessmen were the the best customers... Man they use to spend a lot of money.

The Mons Venus is the most awesome strip joint ever.

Venus - Views of the Solar System
Venus was named after the Roman goddess of love and beauty, but is now known to ... Gula Mons and Crater Cunitz ... Sif Mons, a volcano with a diameter of 300 ...

Crater Cunitz? hmmm..

borg:No, the club dollars can't be exchanged for cash.

I wonder if the strippers know that.

As a cop i would have taken my job more seriously. Any good investigation requires frisking down the employees of the strip joint (excluding the bouncer)

DJ: "Okay, everybody stop dancing, drinking and having a good time. This poor soul lost his lunch money, so let's help him find it!"

Radworld4:You know maybe prison is the right place for him...if you are slinging pizza @ 30 and spending what little cash at the strip bar . Its time for a life assesment. then you are one of my brothers' friends.

Seriously, one of them would be lucky to land a job slinging pizza.

His head is way to big for his neck.

/stucturally unsound

The word "porcine" comes to mind.

If you're ever in Wigfield, stop by the Tw*t Stop, and see Raven.

I don't really understand why guys go to strip clubs, I've been to two; one was my bachelors party and the other was with a buddy (who was buying).

Hooters is more my style, just enough to get me into the mood, so I can go home and take my frusterations out on the wife (which she enjoys).

//hooters is right across the street from work.
///decently priced drinks
///I love the place, I get older they stay the same age.

In his defense, you can spend money so fast at a strip club that if you just look at dollars/minute you'd be better off getting mugged.

Burning_Monk:CygnusDarius:Bullshiatter:lost money at strip club

Isn't that why we go to strip clubs?

Well, there's always the sex.

There is NO SEX in the Champagne Room.

/scorpio, your gonna die farkin'

Oh, there's CHAMPAGNE in the champagne room
But you don't want champagne...
You want SEX!

ensign_noname:I don't really understand why guys go to strip clubs, I've been to two; one was my bachelors party and the other was with a buddy (who was buying).

Hooters is more my style, just enough to get me into the mood, so I can go home and take my frusterations out on the wife (which she enjoys).

//hooters is right across the street from work.
///decently priced drinks
///I love the place, I get older they stay the same age.

No one goes to Hooters for wings.

The Tony Danzas:...if you are slinging pizza @ 30 and spending what little cash at the strip bar...then you are one of my brothers' friends.

Awesome dude. Just awesome.

He has a lollipop on his chin. With a beard. Other than than that, the finest pole dancers are in Vancouver, BC. and Costa Rica. Strange. Unless you throw in the LadyBoys in Thailand. I travel A LOT.......

osdrcomputers:No one goes to Hooters for wings.

I don't quite know why they go to Hooters at all. The food is horrible and the waitresses stopped being attractive back in the early 90's.

Your average BW3 bartender is better-looking (and capable of pronouncing multisyllabic words) than your plastic-surgeried Hooters girl.

PROTIP: the Hooters girls you see in ads are not actually waitresses.

Don't give me this "the original Hooters is better" bullshiat either. I live three miles from it, and I've been there plenty of times. It's no different.

Anyway, this is about the scrip club, not Hooters.

bubbaprog:PROTIP: the Hooters girls you see in ads are not actually waitresses.

I don't know if you mean print ads or television commercials, but the Hooters commercials shown on the local stations in Burbank used the Burbank Hooters and its waitresses. (I'd recognize those Hooters anywhere.)

The comments to the article are almost as pathetic/hilarious as the article itself.

Stay classy Tampa!

/Redneck Riviera FTW!

First time at a strip club? Trust me, you didn't lose your money. You lost count of how many $20.00 lap dances and $100.00 VIP treatment you received. They add up quickly.

bubbaprog:Don't give me this "the original Hooters is better" bullshiat either. I live three miles from it, and I've been there plenty of times. It's no different.

Meh, strip clubs in Pinellas County have gone downhill so bad. Back when I lived in Clearwater, most Pinellas strip clubs were totally nude, and you could "intimately" deposit your tips.

As for the original Hooters, I just visit for the girls and remember hanging there before when it was "The World's Worst Pizza."

/Grew up in Clearwater.

bubbaprog:Your average BW3 bartender is better-looking (and capable of pronouncing multisyllabic words) than your plastic-surgeried Hooters girl.

Surprisingly, "multisyllabic" not high on the list of qualities one looks for in eye candy.

bubbaprog

Your average BW3 bartender is better-looking (and capable of pronouncing multisyllabic words) than your plastic-surgeried Hooters girl.

True, but the BW3 here off Alafaya near my work has shiatty service, took an hour the last two times I went there at lunch time.

I usually only go to hooters with friends after work, for a few beers.

/Yes the average Hooters waitress is dumber than my dog.

Officer! I lost my money in that stripper's g-string somewhere!

Danger Avoid Death:bubbaprog:Your average BW3 bartender is better-looking (and capable of pronouncing multisyllabic words) than your plastic-surgeried Hooters girl.

Surprisingly, "multisyllabic" not high on the list of qualities one looks for in eye candy.

Exactly, I just want a few beers after a hard days work - with a nice view.

cops arrested perp at said club to impress whores. i mean to impress strippers. FTP.

/f the police.
/ya i said it.

Never go to a strip club on a tuesday morning.

Epsilon:He works at a pizza joint and he's throwing around money at a strip club? He should have just rented a porno movie for $4 and stayed home.

You rent porn for $4 a pop? That stuff is free on the internets.

/will never, EVER, pay for porn again.

Danger Avoid Death:Surprisingly, "multisyllabic" not high on the list of qualities one looks for in eye candy.

ensign_noname:Exactly, I just want a few beers after a hard days work - with a nice view.

You both are missing the point, but given your arguments, I'm not surprised you weren't capable of perceiving it.

I'm drunk at a strip club right now, so I'm getting a kick...

/darn it, the girls need to pay for college somehow..

When oh when will Florida institute forced sterilization? His mama must be so proud

/let the inbreeding stop for the love of god

farkmeagainandagain:When oh when will Florida institute forced sterilization? His mama must be so proud

/let the inbreeding stop for the love of god

Give it a few more embarrasing elections.

/ducks

AirForceVet:Back when I lived in Clearwater, most Pinellas strip clubs were totally nude, and you could "intimately" deposit your tips.

Now that's my kind of direct deposit!

My first time in Vegas, half my life ago, there was a gorgeous blond stripper at a club there who would take a dollar bill out of your mouth with her incredibly loverly natural c-cup breasts. This club had multiple stages and my friends and I made sure we had seats at whichever one she was working.
In all the time since I've never found a better use for a single dollar bill.

Danger Avoid Death:My first time in Vegas, half my life ago, there was a gorgeous blond stripper at a club there who would take a dollar bill out of your mouth with her incredibly loverly natural c-cup breasts. This club had multiple stages and my friends and I made sure we had seats at whichever one she was working.
In all the time since I've never found a better use for a single dollar bill.

My first time in New Orleans, about five years ago, I had a dancer do the same thing to me. Except he didn't use her breasts, she used her lips.

No, not the ones on her face.

Mind you, this was not at some fancy strip club, but at one of the sleazy live sex clubs.

I will never forget the smell.

"Paging bubbaprog to the pink princess phone. Your man card has been revoked."

Charmaniac:...you didn't lose your money. You lost count of how many $20.00 lap dances and $100.00 VIP treatment you received. They add up quickly.

Don't forget the drinks, which contribute to the whole forgetful experience.

I thought everybody gets robbed at the strip clubs.

cyber_slacker:FTFA: "Ballam, who is listed as a Pizza Kitchen clerk in jail records,"

This guy just has winner written all over him. I'm surprised he doesn't have some hottie waiting for him at home and instead has to look for love at a strip club.

As a Pizza Kitchen Clerk, i take umbrage. It's high time that the people of america stop the trend of judging people by the amount of money they have and they type of work they do. It's elitist, classist, and unamerican.

3rdorderofsimulacra:cyber_slacker:FTFA: "Ballam, who is listed as a Pizza Kitchen clerk in jail records,"

This guy just has winner written all over him. I'm surprised he doesn't have some hottie waiting for him at home and instead has to look for love at a strip club.

As a Pizza Kitchen Clerk, i take umbrage. It's high time that the people of america stop the trend of judging people by the amount of money they have and they type of work they do. It's elitist, classist, and unamerican.

I said Chicago style!

That's funny I seem to remember losing some money in that very same club myself.

Operator: 911 - what's your emergency
douche b: uuhh durrr.....
Operator: Hello
douche b: the naked lady.....
Operator: what about the naked lady?
douche b: she....stole my money
Operator: Was she a prostitute?
douche b: NOOOO! I don't need no prostitute.
Operator: Where are you sir
douche b: durrr.....

3rdorderofsimulacra:cyber_slacker:FTFA: "Ballam, who is listed as a Pizza Kitchen clerk in jail records,"

This guy just has winner written all over him. I'm surprised he doesn't have some hottie waiting for him at home and instead has to look for love at a strip club.

As a Pizza Kitchen Clerk, i take umbrage. It's high time that the people of america stop the trend of judging people by the amount of money they have and they type of work they do. It's elitist, classist, and unamerican.

Since when?

I used to work at pizza places, when I was fresh out of high school and had no skills.

But I sure as hell didn't waste that money in strip clubs; I wasted it on tuition, which paid off - very well.

I'm sorry but if you are 30 and working in a pizza place, with a criminal record - what do you expect people to think?

osdrcomputers:ensign_noname:I don't really understand why guys go to strip clubs, I've been to two; one was my bachelors party and the other was with a buddy (who was buying).

Hooters is more my style, just enough to get me into the mood, so I can go home and take my frusterations out on the wife (which she enjoys).

//hooters is right across the street from work.
///decently priced drinks
///I love the place, I get older they stay the same age.

No one goes to Hooters for wings.

Wrong part of the bird

I was a drunk guy who called 911 after a stripper clocked me for going above and beyond and chipping my tooth so I am really getting a kick....

\true story
\\got 86'ed
\\\not my proudest moment
///that happened at a different strip club
//and involved two fingers
/on different hands

Most of the cooks in the US have been speed freaks. Unless they're from south o' the border.
Then they're just good cooks.
Period.... mmmmm, burritos in a month or so. Somebody asked me today, "what is in a foreign burrito"? I said "slow moving armadillos". Have a whole family of young armadillos in Texas, can't post the pics cause I refuse to get into this modern posting stuff. And I'm old. But I can go into Mexico down to Brazil. And I'm still in Cali, and high......

3rdorderofsimulacra:It's high time that the people of america stop the trend of judging people by the amount of money they have and they type of work they do. It's elitist, classist, and un VERY american.

FTFY

the headline amused me.

thanks subster.