Contribute to our Dream
This is the most important thing you can do as a human being. We just made plans to go to Disneyworld on August 5th, 2006. The planets are aligning for the most incredible vacation in recorded history; but we need your help.
Despite all of our good looks and unending well of charisma, we are broke. destitute. financially impotent. in between fortunes right now. All we're asking from those that visit this site, is for a little help...with a tiny contribution not only can you help our vision become reality, but you can also live the magic.
Your contribution makes you part of an elite club. Depending on the size of your donation, you will be rewarded handsomely with a unique gift from our personal stockpile of disney artifacts. Take out your check book and review our contribution levels below...and as you do, remember this worthiest cause, we think.
The Pluto Sponsorship Level ($5.00): With this contribution you will receive a signed photograph depicting one of the most electric and exciting moments from Zach and Dave's vacation. But that's not all...you'll also get Zach and Dave's personal "How to have the Greatest Vacation of your lives" Tips.
The Goofy Sponsorship Level ($10.00): The Goofy Level Sponsor gets everything a Pluto Level sponsor gets and additionally, will receive an actual piece of the Magic Kingdom, brought specially to you from Zach and Dave's wonderous vacation. Ms. Mary Jenkins from Little River, IA received a square inch chunk of Cinderella's Castle last time this excellent gift was offered.
The Donald Duck Sponsorship Level ($25.00): The Donald Duck Sponsor will receive everything the Goofy Level Sponsor receives...but...and this is truly magical...are you ready. The Donald Duck Level Sponsor will also receive a one-of-kind t-shirt, inspired by the vacation, and hand-crafted by Dave and Zach themselves. This gift certainly gives weight to the phrase "Believe It."
The Minnie Mouse Sponsorship Level ($50.00): The fantastic person generous enough to make themselves a Minnie Mouse Level Sponsor, will get their very own set of Mickey Mouse Ears, bought for them on Main Street USA. In addition they will receive our personal tips from the park and autographed photo. This lucky sponsor will also receive a personal, live phone call -- from the park, with Zach, Dave and a Disney Character -- so that they too may share in the dream!
The Mickey Mouse Sponsorship Level ($100.00): The Mickey Mouse Level Sponsor will feel like the star of the show, just like Mickey himself. Like the Minnie Sponsor, they will receive a set of their very own peronalized Mickey Mouse Ears...hand-sewn by the artisans on Main Street USA...emblazoned on the back with their name. They will also receive the tips from the park, the live phone call...and a limited edition 8 x 10 autographed photo, perfect for the mantle.
Your help is crucial for this trip to be as successful as it deserves. We appreciate all of your support. Please send cash or checks to one of our Disney World Vacation Contribution Processing Centers:
Despite all of our good looks and unending well of charisma, we are broke. destitute. financially impotent. in between fortunes right now. All we're asking from those that visit this site, is for a little help...with a tiny contribution not only can you help our vision become reality, but you can also live the magic.
Your contribution makes you part of an elite club. Depending on the size of your donation, you will be rewarded handsomely with a unique gift from our personal stockpile of disney artifacts. Take out your check book and review our contribution levels below...and as you do, remember this worthiest cause, we think.
The Pluto Sponsorship Level ($5.00): With this contribution you will receive a signed photograph depicting one of the most electric and exciting moments from Zach and Dave's vacation. But that's not all...you'll also get Zach and Dave's personal "How to have the Greatest Vacation of your lives" Tips.
The Goofy Sponsorship Level ($10.00): The Goofy Level Sponsor gets everything a Pluto Level sponsor gets and additionally, will receive an actual piece of the Magic Kingdom, brought specially to you from Zach and Dave's wonderous vacation. Ms. Mary Jenkins from Little River, IA received a square inch chunk of Cinderella's Castle last time this excellent gift was offered.
The Donald Duck Sponsorship Level ($25.00): The Donald Duck Sponsor will receive everything the Goofy Level Sponsor receives...but...and this is truly magical...are you ready. The Donald Duck Level Sponsor will also receive a one-of-kind t-shirt, inspired by the vacation, and hand-crafted by Dave and Zach themselves. This gift certainly gives weight to the phrase "Believe It."
The Minnie Mouse Sponsorship Level ($50.00): The fantastic person generous enough to make themselves a Minnie Mouse Level Sponsor, will get their very own set of Mickey Mouse Ears, bought for them on Main Street USA. In addition they will receive our personal tips from the park and autographed photo. This lucky sponsor will also receive a personal, live phone call -- from the park, with Zach, Dave and a Disney Character -- so that they too may share in the dream!
The Mickey Mouse Sponsorship Level ($100.00): The Mickey Mouse Level Sponsor will feel like the star of the show, just like Mickey himself. Like the Minnie Sponsor, they will receive a set of their very own peronalized Mickey Mouse Ears...hand-sewn by the artisans on Main Street USA...emblazoned on the back with their name. They will also receive the tips from the park, the live phone call...and a limited edition 8 x 10 autographed photo, perfect for the mantle.
Your help is crucial for this trip to be as successful as it deserves. We appreciate all of your support. Please send cash or checks to one of our Disney World Vacation Contribution Processing Centers:
Zachary Pusch
409 E Street SE, Apt. 102
Washington, D.C. 20003
OR
David Mills
2300 East Cary Street, # 523
Richmond, VA 23223
posted by Zach and Dave @ 6:09 AM 1 comments 
1 Comments:
Some Previous Comments have included:
"My 'Scrooge McDuck Sponsorship Level'of $.10 is in the mail."
-- #2
"how much can i donate to ensure that i don't receive another home-made t-shirt, set of ears, forced-zach-and-dave-disney-picture-viewing-session? :)
lots of luck; i hope this works!"
-- Beth
"Dear Zachy,
I want to give you money but my piggy bank only has .37 cents in it. Please, please bring me back some Mickey Mouse ears!! If you don't, I'll do a really stinky, messy poop in my diaper next time you're home!
Love,
Little Jilly"
-- Jilly
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