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Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas and a very happy new year to everyone!!  Hope everyone has had a great 2006 and hope that 2007 brings you what you want.  :D

Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to
present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail
18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

 via Bits and Pieces

Five things you might not know about me

Seen it on a few blogs now, so thought I may as well do it :P

Dempsey is my actual surname, its surprising how many people have asked me if its a nickname and where I got it from. I have quite a big family, with about 20 cousins and 5 2nd cousins, and about 90% of them live within 4 miles of me. In November 2002 I was diagnosed with Leukemia, been off treatment for a year now and all in clear :D I’ve never been abroad, well I’ve been to Wales, but I don’t think that really counts :P I don’t drink Lager/Beer, I only drink Cider and some spirits.


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