Debris

I’d forgotten all about Palin Syrah, a very nice organic wine from Chile, until I was reminded by Ann Bartow. Apparently (though considering the source of the story, some skepticism may be warranted), some Democrat-leaning wine drinkers are now turning up their noses at this drink because of the name’s unfortunate political connotation. One wine shop owner says he is “looking for an Obama wine or a Biden wine, just to be balanced”.

I’m unaware of any Obama or Biden wine. But it isn’t difficult to imagine what they might be like:

Obama Pinot Noir is thin-bodied but full of promise, a refreshing change from whatever you’ve been drinking for the past 8 years, though it is likely to prove disappointing after repeated tasting.

Biden Zinfandel, on the other hand, is rather overblown, prone to slipping on your tongue, and tastes vaguely reminiscent of something else.

Whatever you drink, I strongly advise against the McCain Merlot. It suffered from several years of mishandling in the cellar, and is now terribly past its prime.