I'm no Cubs fan, but I'm pretty sure that Aramis Ramirez does not in fact own the Cubs' franchise record for home runs with 38. I can think of about eight players off the top of my head who had more; and Big League Stew can come up with even more. But since this is on the scoreboard at the All-Star Game, it is now official. Sorry, Sammy Sosa, Hack Wilson, Dave Kingman, et al.

This photo is one of a pretty amusing array posted on BLS today. Don't quite know what to say about the one below, except, I hope to God there's a monkey. Otherwise that is one sick old bastard.

My New Haircut: The Best Of Tuesday's All-Star Photos [Big League Stew]