A thoroughly decadent King in Siam in a previous life, Mr. Blackton has been reincarnated this time as a highly literate rhesus monkey. Spending most of his time eating fruits and nuts, he has been known to pay attention to even lower forms of life by responding to postings on the web page TNR. He can most often be found sleeping under a coconut tree, but if not there can be found on a side of the road drinking the dregs of discarded beer cans.