Guys, you have to believe me! I have a REAL date with a REAL fashion model! I met her online. I checked her name with the agency, and she’s genuine.
I’m sure she’s drop-dead gorgeous. I thought it would be cool to see her for the first time like this, working at a fancy show. I brought you guys along so you can spread the word about how lucky I am. Earl, you capture all the magic on this video camera, so my ex will die from envy.
After this show, I’m taking this chick straight to the poshest place in town. She’ll be coming down the runway soon, and she’s gonna flash a V-sign. She’s supposed to be wearing something yellow. Man, I can’t wait! Are you rolling, Earl?
Are you on Facebook? Join the Oddly Enough blog network!
A model poses during the show of the label “Anglomania” of British designer Vivienne Westwood during the ‘Fashionweek Berlin Spring Summer 2009′ in Berlin, July 20, 2008. REUTERS/Hannibal Hanschke
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Fwp-content%2Fthemes%2Fcw-reuters%2Fimages%2Ftrackback.gif)
Trackback![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12446.jpg "Snake snuff jocks hit the airwaves?")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12440.jpg "Trekking for beasts - are we there Yeti?")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12438.jpg "This has been a public service topless parade...")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12427.jpg "Don't make Beloved Leader point at you!")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12434.jpg "Great toss, but she lost her pudding!")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12423.jpg "Mmmmmmm, ripe, juicy bicycles!")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12416.jpg "Jump over that thing your OWN self!")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12421.jpg "Two, four, six, eight, who we gonna constipate?")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12410.jpg "Hep me! I can't feel my thungue!")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12413.jpg "Wow, if you close your eyes, it looks real!")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12402.jpg "Olympics stuff they don't want you to see...")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12408.jpg "And Finally: Chad gets explosive...")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12405.jpg "Shake hands with a prince? No thanks!")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12394.jpg "It stings, but you know, in a nice way...")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12395.jpg "Make way for the cheater, eBay for the cheater!")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12392.jpg "Quicksand? Here? No way!")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12388.jpg "Picking up chicks in the Axis of Evil?")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12385.jpg "Honey, the President flicked me again! DO something!")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12380.jpg "Don't fire yet, I'm not quite read...")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12373.jpg "Fencing: stickin' it to the man!")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12376.jpg "Archery: I remember yew...")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12370.jpg "A very goofy photo opportunity!")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12364.jpg "Pssst! I decided to run again, Dad!")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12360.jpg "Don't play")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12362.jpg "And Finally: Every cute animal in Germany")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12357.jpg "You gonna eat that pickle, pal?")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12353.jpg "We're experiencing turbulence, hang on to your pole!")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12349.jpg "That guy, he just cracks me up!")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12329.jpg "A sight for sore eyes?")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12346.jpg "I see England, I see France...")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12336.jpg "Hauling fireworks: more bang for your truck!")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12340.jpg "Workin' in the Cole mine...")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12343.jpg "Add a cup of cyanide, a pinch of arsenic, and voila!")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12325.jpg "Honey, I NEED a shoulder doily!")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12321.jpg "Tops for July: from waxy Hitler to texty bosom...")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12320.jpg "You gonna finish this hotdog, Earl?")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12314.jpg "Does it come with a pocket protector?")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12317.jpg "And Finally: Send your clips to Chad")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F07%2F12310.jpg "Hey look! Isn't that Fonzie?")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F08%2F12306.jpg "This pharaoh walks into a bathroom, see...")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F07%2F12302.jpg "No shark, Sherlock!")
![[image]](http://mowser.com/img?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.reuters.com%2Foddly-enough%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F07%2F12301.jpg "Did they pirouette yet?")
Wow! It’s like… KISS, Billy Idol, and Crosby, Stills, & Nash all rolled into one woman…
I’m thinking tonight she’s gonna party like it’s 1999…
- Posted by BandageIf they made me wear that godawful outfit I’d do something outrageous, too…
- Posted by Dee TNice tongue, tho’… I could work with that.
- Posted by Alfred_the_ButlerI’m with Dee; if the model really wants the designer to know what she thinks of the outfit, she needs to use one finger less.
- Posted by CharleneYeah, nice tongue.
- Posted by NealGood vibrations! Victory in the fingers, smile, winking an eye.
- Posted by armstrongflAnd yellow for the occasion. That could mean the chick, as you say, is not a superstitious woman.
Have a nice date!
Photo fun.
- Posted by AlexIt seems that the peculiar emotional freedom not only of fashion models, but also ordinary people.
Sorry for the bad English.