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Outlook grim for Toga, the stolen penguin

This Just In . . .
Julius and Ethel Iceburg, two suspects in the disappearance of Toga the Jackass Penguin, have been detained for questioning. Here is a leaked transcript from deep inside CIA headquarters as authorities seek to solve this crisis, which has already put Antarctica on high alert.

Julius and Ethel, do you or do you not recognize this penguin?



Julius: "Nope, never seen him."
Ethel: "Is that Pepe LePew?"

"I resemble that comment."

Oh, come now. We can't tell your kind apart.
But can't you I.D. each other based on ID or something?

Julius: "Hey, after marching back and forth 70 miles ..."
Ethel: "... in the snow, up hill ..."
Julius: "... up hill, both ways ... everyone looks the same, I tell you!"

Then I'm afraid we're going to have to get tough.

"Hey wait! Didn't the President put a ban on torture?"

This is truth serum. It' won't hurt a bit.
Now you'll have to tell us where you've taken Toga.
(no penguins were hurt during the shooting of this drug)

Julius: "I'll never tell. I'll never ... reveal ..."

Julius: "Ooh, I'm feeling...woosy."

Good. Now tell us. Where is Toga?

Ethel: "We sold him to SD-6. He's tied to this Rambaldi business."
Julius: "He's now undercover as an exotic dancer in Mexico."

Why? What could possibly prompt you
to sellout a fellow penguin and betray your country?

Ethel: "Well, first of all, he was a Jackass..."
Julius: "Hey, can I have some more of that stuff?"

Hat Tip to Tommy at Almost Average for advice and examples and Wuzzadem from whom all satire flows. And now on to Friday's open posts with the OTBP and the OTA. Here's how.
Story leaked to TWC, RWN, Pirate King, Basil, Stray Dog, MacStansbury, TMH, OtB, Uncooperative Blogger, Cat, Jo, bR&E, Oblogatory Anecdotes, Real Teen, Right Nation, SoS, Robinik, 10ft2ft