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Feb
03
iled Under (Doh!) by TitaniumDreads on 03-02-2008

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From Wikipedia:

Anti-tank dogs, also known as dog mines, were starving dogs with explosives harnessed to their back, trained to seek food under enemy tanks and armoured vehicles. By doing so, a small wooden lever would be tipped, detonating the explosives.

The dogs were employed by the Soviet Union during World War II, to be used against German tanks. Unfortunately, in battle the dogs were as likely to run beneath a friendly tank as they were to attack the enemy. This was due of the fact that the dogs were trained to follow and seek food underneath Soviet tanks, making the dogs less comfortable running towards a German tank. Also, the dogs were reluctant to run towards an active tank, and as such became a menace to everyone on the battlefield. In 1942, after dogs forced an entire Soviet tank division into retreat, dog mines were withdrawn from use.



Jan
16
iled Under (WTF!, Systematic Injustice, Doh!) by Kimpossible on 16-01-2008

Whole foods claims to sell local produce, and yet in some cases it doesn’t.

Snow’s Bend Farm, a family-owned commercial grower near the Black Warrior River, said in a suit last week Whole Foods’ advertisements list the grower as a fresh andauthentic local supplier. But the grocer has never bought a single item from Snow’s Bend, says the suit filed in U.S. District Court in Birmingham. Whole Foods had no comment on the matter Monday, saying only that it hopes for a peaceful resolution.

Additionally, I was just read part of an article titled “Taking Behaviorlism Seriously: Some Evidence of Market Manipulation “(Hanson and Kysar, 1999) from the Harvard Law Review that states this:

Because consumers display a “lack of knowledge about the meaning of vague environmental marketing claims such as ‘recyclable,’ ‘degradable,’ or ‘environmentally friendly,”‘210 manufacturers have ample opportunity to manipulate consumer perceptions of environmental risks. For instance, McDonald’s apparently printed on hash-brown containers the three-arrow symbol that generally denotes recycled paper, even though McDonald’s officials conceded that the containers were not made of recycled paper, were not being recycled, and probably could not be recycled due to a promotional label glued to each package. Likewise, the manufacturer of Mr. Coffee boasted that its coffee filters were produced through a “chlorine-free process;” in fact, the company had merely switched from a process using pure chlorine to one using a chlorine compound. In other instances, the misrepresentations are more brazen: the Orkin Exterminating Company claimed that its lawn care pesticides were “practically non-toxic,” and Safe Brands Corporation advertised its antifreeze as “essentially non-toxic” and “the ultimate in . . . environmental safety.” In both cases, the FTC found that the products actually created significant risks of harm to health and the environment.

The clear answer? Never buy anything and never eat anything.

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Nov
27
iled Under (Useful Tips, User Interface Design, cute, Duh, Doh!) by TitaniumDreads on 27-11-2007

I am currently ensconced in Phillip Pullman’s The Golden Compass to the detriment of all else. It started slow and displays all the expectedly “unpredictable” plot loops of a children’s novel. Somewhere in the first 70 pages it switched silently from childishly bland to endlessly engaging. I adore it deeply and find much of my waking thoughts devoted to pondering how my life would be different if I had a fearsome and brilliant polar bear as companion.

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I picked the book up because I heard, damn accurately, that it was good AND much to my delight I’ve discovered there is a film adaptation in the works! Just today I learned that it will emerge next week or thereabouts. sweeeeeet! Talk about instant gratification!

Now there is a bitter and widely recognized truth that the book is always better than the film. There are a few cunning plays for exceptions to this rule and I believe Fight Club is one of them because it, like the others, allows us to into the exceptionally gifted imagination of someone else. I had a tingling wait for the large, high definition trailer and it was astoundingly good and seemingly marksman accurate to the book. From the trailer it seems like The Golden Compass is going to be lord of the rings meets steampunk Harry Potter. I think I’ll be waiting in line on opening night.

I would love to present the trailer right here, in this very blog, but someone at apple or the film studios seems to have forgotten (or likely not learned in the first place) how the internet works. It doesn’t appear that I can do that (maybe i can, but it’s nonapparent). Searching for Golden Compass on youtube and clicking on the official trailer gives me a message that this video has been taken down bc it violates terms of service (ie copyright violation).

There’s a simple rule about usability and thus success on the internet that *should* be obvious by now…the internet is unimaginably vast and entertaining. Therefore every time you force large groups of users into making a choice, you will lose a surprisingly high number of them to some of the other fascinations on the internet. Many of the people running the entertainment industry came up in the days when there were three channels on television. To them, it makes sense to force the trailer off youtube with copyright suits so that users will have to visit the official Golden Compass Website ™ in order to watch the trailer. This is unimaginably dumb.

My studies have yielded what I believe is a useful (although incomplete) metaphor: Intellectual property is best viewed as a liquid and copyright is most usefully seen as an old and leaky yet functional faucet through which it can flow. Close the faucet off by tightening copyright and less intellectual property will flow. Sometimes this is both good and useful. Open the faucet and IP will gush forth filling whatever container is presented (the internet in this case).

Fundamentally, what is a trailer? A D V E R T I S I N G !!!
So why would you want fewer people to see that by tightening the faucet? because you grew up in the fifties and you don’t understand the tubes (they definitely aren’t a dump truck).

The internet is about relinqishing control, opening the faucet more widely than ever previously imagined.
….fuck. Now that I’ve written all this, I just found the trailer on youtube. Dammit, it seems that there is an *official* studio funded group called HisDarkMaterials.org given the rights to distribute all footage.

So here’s the official trailer in youtube format. You can watch it here, but paradoxically (almost), I’m going to recommend that you go and watch the hi def trailer on the official website. Like I said, lord of the rings meets steampunk harry potter. the extra resolution is worth it.

This page contained an embedded video. Click here to view it.

I guess most of my misplaced copyright rant is still mostly accurate, just apply it to a broader context or something.

++update++
I may have to back off my steampunk claim and replace it with a victorian scifi based stance.





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