I’m a little delirious from driving through wyoming! the last picture I posted reminded me that sometime in late 2007 I convinced a wild raccoon to let me touch it’s tail. seemingly simple, this was a pretty big event for me. I’ve been trying to touch a raccoon for something like 13 years. At this point, I’m at least reasonably certain that I could tame a raccoon and train it to fetch me sudoku puzzles/beer.

ps the tail was more bristly than I was expecting but still pretty soft. These are the results of my frist lolcatz binge of 2008.

so i’m sort of strangely fascinated this this website called hugecrab.com. it’s just pictures of really big freaky crustaceans with funny text.

be sure to check out the faq and page on investor relations that hugecrabs.com offers.

I’d like to take this opportunity to say that I’m concerned that lolcats might be getting too popular. But I’d also like to express my condolences to the handlers of the lolrus (which is technically a seal) and to everyone else that so adored his ridiculous antics.

:: god rest your soul you hilariously fat marine mammal {i hope you’re buried with your beloved bucket} ::

Finally, this is a poignant memory not only of lolrus but of a hideously complex inside joke perpetuated by insular groups of internet nerds. I think it’s time that we all just went outside.