
1. On Expelling Poison From Your Body
Yes, on occasion we are all called upon to rapidly restore the balance of not-alcohol to our bodies. My opinion is that this is best done in a decisive fashion outdoors rather than hanging one’s head over a toilet for a half hour like my roommate is currently doing. Bathrooms are too rarely a pleasure to bask in and a quick walk to a nearby park can be invigorating while inviting adventure.
++ update, chris has made a strategic retreat to his bed ++
2. On Bagels
The problem with pumpernickle bagels is that I have a hard time telling when I am burning them. New York has mastered the crafting of bagels but not the technology to keep enough seeds, garlic, etc on an everything bagel throughout it’s lifespan.
FREE: a big problem with advice
If someone gives you good advice, take it!!
++ update 2, his decision to bring a trashcan was quite prescient but certainly not as prescient as his decision to withdraw from the toilet. Seriously kids, it’s way more fun to puke in some semblance of nature than risk splattering vomit on anything you own ++
An interesting article in the Boston Globe:
Fighting rumors by publicizing them in vivid, high-profile locations is, to say the least, a surprising tactic. It’s hard to imagine someone victimized by workplace rumors summarizing them and posting them on the lunchroom wall. The conventional wisdom about rumors is to take the high road and not respond. When John McCain, during the 2000 Republican primaries, was plagued with rumors that he had fathered an illegitimate child, for the most part he opted not to engage with them at all. Why would anyone want to broadcast negative claims about themselves?
And yet new research into the science of rumors suggests Obama’s approach may be a sounder strategy - and the reasons why it makes sense suggest that we misunderstand both how rumors work and why they exist.
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People are rather specific about which rumors they share, and with whom, researchers have found: They tend to spread rumors to warn friends of potential trouble, or otherwise help them, while remaining mum if it would be harmful to spread a given rumor in a certain context or to a certain person.
It’s not just altruism: Rumors can build status for the person who spreads them. The psychologists John L. Shelton and Raymond S. Sanders, in documenting the impact of a murder of an undergraduate on the Ohio State University campus in 1972 on the student body, found that those with access to “inside information” about the crime and the administration’s response were instantly granted higher social status. So simply possessing - or being seen as possessing - potentially useful information can serve in and of itself as a motivation to spread rumors.
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Other than denying a rumor that’s true, perhaps the biggest mistake one can make, DiFonzo and other researchers say, is to adopt a “no comment” policy: Numerous studies have shown that rumors thrive in environments of uncertainty. Considering that rumors often represent a real attempt to get at the truth, the best way to fight them is to address them in as comprehensive a manner as possible.
Anthony Pratkanis, a psychologist at the University of California, Santa Cruz, who studies persuasion and propaganda, says that an effective rebuttal will be more than a denial - it will create a new truth, including an explanation of why the rumor exists and who is benefiting from it.
I bought some sweet stickers on CrimeThinc and I was greeted with this brilliant text:
We get this a lot—”Jesus Fuck! I got my order today and y’all used Styrofoam peanuts for packaging! OMFG! Don’t you know those destroy the environment and everything fucking else?! Explain this quick, or I’m never ordering from you again!” Yes, we know the limitless evil of Styrofoam peanuts, and we’re glad you are concerned as well, but we would never, ever buy them for packaging. But, we do have several places we dumpster them from on a regular basis that keeps us stocked with them 365 days a year, and they are the best cushioning material. By dumpstering them, of course, we are not contributing to any more being made, and also reduce the use of other material we’d need in their place. If you really want to help reduce the damage of Styrofoam peanuts, you can send them back to us for re-use—shipping will be cheap ;).
Make sure to head over to their website and buy their wonderful stuff now. No, seriously.

I’m nocturnal. I’ve always stayed up super late at night because that’s when I’m most creative and most alive. The part that sucks is that there isn’t really anyplace to get decent salsa at 2:28 am*. This is the price I pay.
The Take Home Message: Always have back up salsa!
*(at least most places, there are notable exceptions)
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