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Oct
23
iled Under (Eye Candy, Hilarity Ensues) by TitaniumDreads on 23-10-2008

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Oct
06
iled Under (Eye Candy, Hilarity Ensues) by TitaniumDreads on 06-10-2008

While I have no actual evidence, and in fact all the known laws of space and time would seem to make it improbable, I am pretty sure this is my friend Kaseen.

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Sep
08
iled Under (Hilarity Ensues) by TitaniumDreads on 08-09-2008
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:: Via Matt GeutenHosen via google reader ::



Jul
09

Christian Phillips, 18 years old, is suspected of delivering baskets LSD-laced cookies to about a dozen police departments in Texas. “Our officers took a good whiff and thought they smelled like marijuana,†McGuire said, adding that preliminary tests instead detected traces of LSD. In Fort Worth, at least three officers got sick after eating some cookies and candy from a basket delivered to that police station Monday night, authorities said. Investigators found that Phillips had a list of about two dozen police departments in north Texas, with 13 checked off!

: Hilarity Ensues via AP wire :



Jun
21
iled Under (Hilarity Ensues) by TitaniumDreads on 21-06-2008

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May
30
iled Under (Eye Candy, Hilarity Ensues) by TitaniumDreads on 30-05-2008

A consigliere (IPA ) is the Italian term for adviser or counsellor. [From Latin consiliarius, from consilium, advice.]

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It’s worth noting that I am a bit tipsy from Google’s TGIF beer festivities. so for no reason: BATMAN ON A FUCKING ELEPHANT!!! 3801-500×647.jpg



Apr
28
iled Under (Hilarity Ensues) by TitaniumDreads on 28-04-2008

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Mar
15

Okay, UCSC is being really sketchy and incompetent about expanding campus. They created something called the Long Range Development Plan which is poorly conceived and probably illegal. Part of it involves cutting funding to liberal arts, increasing class sizes and increasing funding for the sciences. Many students are justifiably unhappy about this and decided to set up a tree sit in a grove of gigantic redwoods that is going to become a biomedical center. It was successful (to some extent) the trees haven’t been cut down and campus is in a general uproar about the stupidity of the plans. It’s created a flood of student activism. Something happened with a group of hooded intruders breaking into a professors house, after that accounts differ heavily. see the following:

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: LRDP-Resistance Media
Date: Sun, Mar 9, 2008 at 10:44 AM
Subject: [counterlrdpcoalition] From the UCSC Tree Sit: Statement on Feb. 24 Incident

To all those concerned,

As you may have heard, on February 24th, some kind of protest took place at the home of a UCSC researcher who experiments on animals. Hyped-up news articles and administrative messages on campus have led
some people to associate this protest with the Tree-Sit on Science Hill. We wish to take this opportunity to make it clear that the tree-sit is NOT affiliated.

The tree-sit uses civil disobedience as a way of drawing attention to the issues of expansion, and physically preventing trees from being cut down. While many of us are concerned with the University’s plan to replace animal habitats with animal testing facilities, we are focusing on the long term impacts that the university’s planned construction will have on life in Santa Cruz and the forest in upper campus.

Yours in resistance,
Science Hill tree-sit organizers and supporters

The Campus Provost sent out the following response:

Thank you for this clarification. I look forward to seeing a public condemnation of the events that took place on the 24th from you, preferably with a list of names of people for whom you are speaking.

Dave Kliger

The Media Director of the Tree Sit responded:

Dave,
Thank you for your comment. I will pass on your gratitude to the people who wrote the statement, as well as your suggestion. In the mean time, I look forward to seeing the University administration publicly condemn the use of pepper spray, pressure point pain-compliance, and baton-beating used by the UC Police against non-violent campus protests since 2005, preferably with a list of the law enforcement officers involved in those events.

Jennifer Charles



Mar
10
iled Under (Hilarity Ensues) by TitaniumDreads on 10-03-2008

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Mar
10
iled Under (Hilarity Ensues, Incompetence) by TitaniumDreads on 10-03-2008

Though barely measurable, these pharmaceuticals are present in a variety worthy of a medicine cabinet: drugs for aches, infections, seizures and high blood pressure; hormones for menopause; the active ingredient in a popular sedative; and caffeine _ all bound for the city that never sleeps. How did they reach waterways? The vast watershed, while mainly rural, stretches almost from Pennsylvania to Connecticut and encompasses lots of human activity. Human and veterinary medicines are excreted or discarded, and eventually enter source waters mostly through residential sewage or farm runoff. And while these waters are processed at wastewater treatment plants upstate, much of the pharmaceutical residue passes right through, studies show.

:: via AP ::

An undisclosed female associated quipped: “Jesus Christ, I hope there’s some goddamn viagra in there.”



Feb
21
iled Under (Hilarity Ensues) by TitaniumDreads on 21-02-2008

This is from an article Tuition-Free MIT that Kimpossible linked to in the comment thread of the Stanford Tuition post.

My top students in Course 6 are all telling me that they don’t want to be engineers. They are heading for professional school. We will live in a society where the best educated engineers are not designing anti-lock brakes. They are either managing comparatively poorly educated people who are designing anti-lock brakes, stitching up wounds in people who were injured by faulty anti-lock brakes, or defending companies that got sued for their anti-lock brake systems that didn’t work.

:: Tuition-Free MIT :: Comments for Stanford Post ::



Feb
18
iled Under (Hilarity Ensues) by TitaniumDreads on 18-02-2008

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They all sit down and each order a martini. They get to talking about the deep stuff, religion, philosophy, you know, the meaning of it all. Three hours later they leave with a feeling of enlightenment and a respect for one another that will last a lifetime.





Jan
06
iled Under (Hilarity Ensues, Nubs Up) by TitaniumDreads on 06-01-2008

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Been meaning to post this for a while, it gives me great pleasure. also, Nubs Up to blue berries (organic)



Jan
04
iled Under (Eye Candy, Hilarity Ensues) by TitaniumDreads on 04-01-2008

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Nov
27
iled Under (Hilarity Ensues) by TitaniumDreads on 27-11-2007

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Nov
24
iled Under (Hilarity Ensues) by TitaniumDreads on 24-11-2007

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Oct
29
iled Under (Hilarity Ensues) by TitaniumDreads on 29-10-2007

The etymology of the word trivia seems to start with Latin tri- = “three”, and via = “way”, “road”, thus trivium, “Where three roads meet”, especially as a place of public resort. The Latin adjective triviÄlis, derived from trivium, thus meant “appropriate to the street corner, commonplace, vulgar.” The first known usage of the word “trivial” in Modern English is from 1589; it was used with a sense identical to that of triviÄlis. Shortly after that trivial is recorded in the sense most familiar to us: “of little importance or significance.” Gradually, the word trivia came to be used in English for what in Latin would have called “triviÄlia”, for anything information or concern which is treated as everyday and unimportant.

The word “trivia” was popularized in its current meaning in the 1960s by Columbia University students Ed Goodgold and Dan Carlinsky, who created the earliest inter-collegiate quizzes that tested culturally important and unimportant facts, which they dubbed “trivia contests”.

I often feel isolated because it seems like I’m the only person who sees something as dangerously hilarious. I then post these things in my blog in the hopes that at least christina will think they are funny. For instance, I’ve been chuckling about this all fucking day. {go meta, just a little bit}



Oct
11
iled Under (Quote of the Day, Hilarity Ensues) by TitaniumDreads on 11-10-2007

::: Once again via Email {Thanks Danny!!!} ::::

: quote of the day material :





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