Man1: They serve some very high quality pork here.
Man2: Really?
Man1: Yeah, i mean it’s been to some of the best east coast boarding schools and has read a broad variety of fine literature. We’re talking Shakespeare, Jane Austin, William Faulkner, you name it. This is some great pork.

Sketchy Old Dude to Young Girl>>

When you’re with me honey, you’re safe, you don’t have to worry cause honey, I don’t even have to panhandle. I have it all worked out, what I do honey, what I do is that I just sell heroin.

Ohhhh Santa Cruz. I haven’t really hung out here in a while and all the crazy homeless people are new again.

Girl 1 to Girl 2: It’s probably not a good foundation for your relationship if your boyfriend is gay.

No, no it’s not….