Joseph I like this

My name is Joseph and I'm a bleeding heart granola eating tree hugging pinko hippie liberal. My friends call me Joseph. I don't like the name Joe. It has too many negative connotations -- Sloppy Joe, Average Joe, Joe Schmoe, Joe Six Pack, Joe Mamma (Yes, I've actually got that before), Joe Camel, etc. I live in Huntington Beach, California which is part of Orange County, better known to some as "The OC". In case you were wondering, yes, it is exactly as it is on television. Really. My interests include fluffy animals, shiny objects, and putting things that smell good in my mouth. Like freshly shampooed hair and playdough. What can I say, I enjoy the simpler things in life.