Back AWAY from the bamboo, Sir
25 Jul 2008 5:30pm GMT Panda: OK! OK! [Paws up] I was only going to Nom a small amount—I SWEARS! You better get a otter lawyer Susan W.!
Full Frontal Cute-ity!
25 Jul 2008 1:46pm GMT See, this is why you need to be extra careful in the Internet Age: You're at a party, you're hitting the catnip a little hard, and so you pass out in the guest bedroom -- and that's when somebody whips...
The Amazing Remote-Control Otters!
24 Jul 2008 5:02pm GMT OK, for this next trick, you need to get a remote-control device. TV, stereo, it doesn't really matter, as long as it has a really big button on it. Go ahead, we'll wait. (elevator music, dum dee dum...) Got it?...
FYI: Petite mohawked monkey OWNS YOUR SOUL
24 Jul 2008 2:59pm GMT [sucking thumb + bamboo strand] Here's the deal. I'm a golden-haired, mini mohawk-sporting, teeny-nostrilled monkeh. And I own your soul. all of it! All. FYI. Ooh-ooh-ah-ah, Sparkling T.!
You Lookin' at Me?
24 Jul 2008 12:40pm GMT Whaddya lookin' at? Huh? You lookin' at me? Well, I'm the only one here, so you gotta be lookin' at something. What, I look funny to you, like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here...